Extremely strong winds overnight

 

Well last night is the second time this week I sleep on the Red Herring and as I've been away prior to that for a week or two, it seems some seagulls are trying to make friends with me. They started squawking as I arrived last night. I'm a little sick, my voice is all croaky and occasionally I'm coughing some kind of boogers out of my lungs, however I'm able to work ok, no fever or headaches, it seems I just need to sleep a few extra hours.

I'm still doing my Saturday morning 500 metres, plus, swims. So I slept very deeply both nights this week on the Red Herring and last night I woke up to pee and the wind was absolutely howling like 20 plus knots, easy. As you can imagine, on a swing mooring, the wind is always blowing into the bow of the boat, making the stern point away from the wind. So I can have the stern window open all night, no matter how hard the wind blows, and the wind won't blow inside. So sometimes I'll just leave a bucket by the stern window to pee into overnight, instead of peeing in the actual toilet. Always nice to have dual options, like two nationalities or whatever.

So I wake up to pee last night and the wind was absolutely gusting furiously, maybe even 25 knots. Crazy. I was a little worried my kayak could be ripped off its two lines and go missing, but because of my illness, I just went back to sleep and slept in til 1020am. So falling asleep like a little after midnight. I just remember that wind was bitching, so strong, same time coz of my croaky voice condition, just too tired. I'm ok during the day, just can't talk real well but nothing is hurting.

I even slept one night in the depot this week which I normally would never do. My legs hanging from the knees over the edge of a two seater sofa all night. The reason for that was I was way too tired to even be able to drive ten minutes that night, again because of having this croaky hoarse throat condition.

Anyway I got the boy from camp, only a ten minutes drive from Mona Vale. Drove him home and put my gardening tools away. Earlier in the week I'd reattempted one of my client's lawns, for the first time in like over half a year, just whipper snipping and blowing (tools) plus grabbing weeds and dry leaves by hand. Those two tools were in my car for a couple of days after that. That lady's lawn is the only lawn I've worked on anywhere in the world with bloodsucking leeches in it. I'm an idiot to put my hand up for it. I've seen lawns all over the world but this is the only one I've seen with leeches.

Kicking it with Alex....

 

Ok so two nights ago, was so tired working til after midnight, struggling to stay awake behind the wheel. Plus at the bbq had about five beers, kinda unislamic. Also kinda ill the whole time with hayfever or something. That's how I got so tired behind the wheel.

Anyway so just slept at the depot first time sleeping overnight at Mona Vale depot. Think I did it once in like two and a half years at Willoughby, it's not the done thing. So woke up happily at the depot. Had a shower, talked to Paul for a while, one of the drivers, he wants to get a boat and was asking about my boat. Then my manager Fenwick from Willoughby cum Mona Vale about going casual roster, means very soon I can just reject any work and only work when I want to. Spring is ramping up and my clients are calling me for lawn mowing. I want to get into that instead of bus driving.

Then went and volunteered kitchen duty at this camp Alex is at. Not the first time although the first time with Alex there I think. Going again tomorrow and sleeping on the Red Herring tonight. Monday will be sweet, sailing a 35 foot yacht from Dangar island to Avalon with Alex and the folks at the sailing club that handle group excursions. They're all spending the weekend and Monday on that iddy biddy little island, but Alex and I will catch a train to Brooklyn then the ferry to Dangar island then sail the lovely folks 35 footer with them.

I'm reading that David Williamson play, the operator, and going to the next audition, like on the 11th October.

Like last weekend saw two young people in a wheelchair at different locations, the first female with her head pointing to the left the whole time like it always points to the left. Not just any old wheelchair either. Then later that day a young guy with his head pointing to the right, also in a sophisticated wheelchair. More than just a coincidence. Then last night some ex spray painter cum worker's compensation drunken bum wanted to murder me for expecting him to pay his bus fare and suggesting he go to AA. Australia is full of dopes like that.

Also going whale watching Saturday with the three kids after swimming. Can't bring they momma anywhere, just can't stop whining and complaining. Total dope.

Osama bin laden, super spesh..... washed up Australian surfer killed with one punch, hoo ha yawn whatever y'all

No nig [sic] deal, just kill someone with a punch in the face too annoying to handle y'all 

9News: Former surfing champion Chris Davidson dies in alleged one punch attack.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/former-surfing-champion-chris-davidson-dies-in-alleged-one-punch-attack/15ba95a4-3b38-478d-ab8c-cdbbe77edeb3?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqKggAIhDCtDHqEoLM36niUt92cwqPKhQICiIQwrQx6hKCzN-p4lLfdnMKjzDZgXI&utm_content=rundown

Barely raises an eyebrow in Australia y'all where one punch killings are becoming old hat. But orchestrate a terrorist attack with four jumbo jets and 19 extremely suicidal and capable steering folks and you have yourself a super spesh (special) museum exhibition and everything:

Goulburn Post: CIA unveils model of al-Qaeda hideout.

https://www.goulburnpost.com.au/story/7917239/cia-unveils-model-of-al-qaeda-hideout/?cs=12758

One time in Hollywood I went to a museum exhibition with my girlfriend, just a pop up shop kinda thing and it was of either a mental asylum in St Petersburg Russia or else the NKVD headquarters building in St Petersburg Russia which later became the aforementioned lunatic asylum. My girlfriend was all like: oh I live right nearby that place! I walk by it everyday to get to my college campus! Women bro.

Kingswood Country spinoff: Bullpit

 

Bullpit:

Bullpit:

https://youtu.be/SdO0M0b_7nY

What's up guys? After all that traumatic childhood, suicides and beatings and facial spasiming mom with her crazy pills side effects. Thank God for the folks at the Colorado mental health counseling helpline and also the folks at Lifeline Australia, I can now watch Kingswood Country and Bullpit without feeling traumatized (my early childhood to age 21 bff FDR - not his real actual name, just a nickname for him - called me a 'wog' (wop/guido) like three times in thirteen years, what a crime against humanity.)

Anyway so one of the guys at the bbq yesterday, his only child, a daughter and my youngest of three kids, also a daughter, two five year olds were playing happily, also with a couple of other little girls, although they paired off a bit also. This father, his father was an American GI stationed in Germany. I think he mentioned yesterday his father was in combat in Vietnam however I wasn't listening well. 

At one point I mentioned to a different girl's father who seemed to like my buddy as a buddy  (not for hot steamy gay man sex kinda thing, I mean noone here is as hot as Bill Hemmer except for me ladies and I'm a lot hotter in every way, someone needs to feed him a poisoned apple y'all, then I'll be the fairest in the land, another thing about that is, actually nevermind...)

.... Speaking of apples, so I was telling Jonathan this Brett's mom whipped him with a chain and then his wife started attacking him physically also (you know, background information), but without embarrassing Brett as only Jonathan heard. Anyway this Brett was telling me, General McArthur (like blood and guts McArthur) actually gave his mother an award (I think because the base commander in Germany was embarrassed an american gi was bashing his Australian wife, or else because she was active on the ladies club or something. Or because Generals like to socialize and stuff. I mean my sister Trish was telling me few years ago she only works with CEOs nowadays over in Madrid in her English as a second language teaching gig and an american military family flew out to Paris in an american army airplane to have a holiday plus a quick dinner with me, so why not right?

So gay-sex, poisoned apples, Kingswood Country, Paris, oh yeah, this new spinoff, Bullpit, I do like the horny old french lady at the retirement village character, I like that character, she's amusing. Some of these Australians really think acting properly means acting like British so you're going to see a lot of that.

Family bbq and stuff

 The coming of spring, tell them Jim...

https://youtube.com/shorts/wSxdKuf-KFc?feature=share

PetaPixel: Photos of Kurt Cobain Superimposed in his Now Abandoned Home.

https://petapixel.com/2022/09/23/photos-of-kurt-cobain-superimposed-in-his-now-abandoned-home/

Wassup? Dropped Alex off at spring camp today. First we left around 725am as is our usual Sunday morning routine now, second Sunday in a row. We hit the sailing club after like 45 minutes on the road and I definitely have to make sure I don't get Tony's name wrong there again or he's going to be annoyed. There's a whole bunch of different names to remember and considering both my parents were Aries and Aries are driven by magnificence, all I can say is Avalon is magnificent and the sailing club there is likewise, magnificent.

I do not believe my parents achieved magnificence however I do believe they were Aries and Aries are beholden to seek and be moved by suggestions and representations of magnificence and the highest ideal, so I believe that's why I would take interest to find something magnificent, however magnificence and the desire for myself and others to rise doesn't really drive me like it would do an Aries. Not sure if that makes sense but the sailing club, suburb and marina/moorings Pittwater harbor all seem splendidly magnificent.

Anyway dropped the boy at spring camp, sharing our first game of pool together. I see he has no technique and I can help him in that department. The camp center is run year round by a married couple from our church, the wife having fairly beautiful dark skin in my estimation, the husband being a reasonably likeable fellow. The camp is run for thousands of kids across various parts of Sydney. We stopped going to church regularly anyway and only appear infrequently for lunches or whatever anyway.

Years ago, like 8+, when I first began babysitting Alex before he was even one, I figured why not go to church? Instead of just hanging out alone with an eight or ten month old kid or whatever. 

Sorry, let me just randomly insert the chaps from South Park with their loveable ninja star to the head, with the marvel of modern technology, thus:

https://youtu.be/DDeRWL4qurc

And their trip to China:

https://youtu.be/Tt_mGQVLyLU

So I was posting a few posts ago, so sad, my only real favorite family member, Raquel, had taken her own life at age 29. Dreadful. I mentioned briefly dating a girl from college during the fallout of that back in winter 1999 (ie around July) and just now, bringing my son to church before he was even one. Now this was my first time attending church as I had not been interested prior to, not even to 'blow them up' as Ted Bullpit, from the Australian tv show, Kingswood Country, would say. 

Now as it happened, entering a kind of (Anglican) christian "catholic" church (the Anglicans call themselves catholic) with my kind of H Spencer Lewis (Rosicrucian) background on Christianity, it was really no surprise to me to feel like a suggestion, true or false, that the main pastor's eldest child, a mere five or six year old, at the time, was the actual reincarnation of aforementioned said sister of mine, Raquel. Therefore it became interesting to speculate on that notion: where the justice stood in it, both for this particular child and her new family and for me, if it's true that God Itself did indeed share a truth with me and that girl was indeed my literal sister Raquel's reincarnation. Now in psychology we might say wishful thinking and in psychiatry we might say psychosis requiring medication. And in marijuana smoking circles, we might say, trippy. But in purely religious parlance we must say either true or false, it can only be one or the other. So I'm happy to conclude that ultimate knowledge and truth only belong to God, but that potential truths and theories and hypothesis might offer interesting insights into potential forms of justice and realities.

Anyway I did not obsess about this matter much. Certainly while I attended church with this child I considered it a definite possibility I was interacting in person with the very reincarnation of my beloved sister Raquel, however it gave it far less thought than, say, the British give nowadays to their deceased monarch, who, in fact, lead a full life and never had a premature end.

I can only tell you there was too much dysfunction in my family and 50 cent is right when he tells you winners win and losers lose....

https://youtu.be/BuMBmK5uksg

Well around five or so years ago, I drove a bunch of those folks from that Anglican church to Bruce's year round camp ground place, but Bruce and his pretty dark skinned wife are not from that church but a different church, not an Anglican one either....

(oh, won't be watching the Hulk and Jenn either btw, keep your Hollywood truth, I'll keep mine, happy to watch Superman and Lois)

The Anglican folks from that church I caught them at the camp grounds two or three years and drove a bus for them about two times. And I've volunteered on kitchen detail there for other groups once or twice. But until now noone from my family sleeps over there but Alex is having his first night there and on until I pick him up Friday. It's on the way to my bus depot anyway so I'll bring his sleeping bag by tomorrow, we forgot it.

Oh yeah one of my wife's Russian buddies gave us her old 'connosieur' BBQ a few years ago. I'm not much of a BBQ guy, being a little socially awkward or whatever but I cranked it up today after having it inactive there for a few years gathering cobwebs and made some nice beef sausages and lamb chops as we had some pretty pleasant company today. 

Finally consider Pooty Tang and his relationship with he [sic] parents and his depiction of the cold Tony.... (here he [sic] momma is played by the actress that played the momma in the classic tv show Good Times)

https://youtu.be/8Wg3WYlR2M8

But if it's actually not the exact same actress, we can conclude at least that Parker never threw a ninja star at her head, think about it....

https://youtu.be/R8YYTBnFkY8

Hmm, what would Terence and Phillip say.....?

https://youtu.be/64LvX1Uvn-Y

Tucker Carlson's writers supremely wrong about Ukraine war

 Latest Tucker

https://youtu.be/pMMei-DqRyg

Just walked by a big funeral reception posse at the funeral parlour near work. Most days it's empty. I invited my mother to join me in like 2018 to a similar size kind of affair, we both ended up attending.

Look I think it's great Tucker's writers get invited to big weddings and funerals and football games and they know the rules of football, that's awesome. But they have no idea what they're talking about regarding the Ukraine war. On this topic their bitching is miles away from the target.

By analogy, Tucker's team target like the Russians, just pump and dump, destroy whatever, the truth those villages, whatever. Kill civilians.

But what I say is like the Ukrainian army operates, hit all targets precisely. I'm giving you accurate facts. I lived in eastern Europe arriving with only $1000 and worked my way through two years there plus my three kids are a quarter Russian and a quarter Serbian. Tucker and his writers are little poodle bitches. They have no idea what they're talking about. Run and give them little gourmet doggy snacks, quick where's the poodle hotel for millionaire pooches, run and kennel there Tucker's writers. Roll over stupid.

First of all, this war is bigger than Biden and Putin. Tucker is utterly wrong to blame this war on Biden and completely ignorant. By analogy he should just go race cockroaches in the Northern Territory and spew fake vomit for a student movie. What a maximus ignoramus.

This is Putin's war because he wanted it and wants to be the boss, that's why his political enemies get assassinated, even if he doesn't request it personally.

Putin has no idea how ass backwards his army is but he's going to learn... Tucker similarly, has no clue about the Russian army, how messed up it was before the war even started, a total disgrace. Better off having gay flags in your army than such a corrupt army. Tucker's writers don't know what they're talking about. Maybe they're too preppy or something, ignorant.

Try looking at different sources:

https://youtu.be/G91XzjYLDEA

Russia's military and Putin are not competent to prosecute this war. They don't have the right weapons, they don't have a proper communication system between officers and recruits. They don't have the right defenses. They don't have the right medical supports. They don't have enough supplies of ammunition. God only knows how they're going to eat or survive the winter. Even if they drop nukes, it's not going to help their soldiers on the ground. The Ukrainian army is absolutely kicking arse.

Once the Russians change their government they'll be happy to sign a peace treaty. The Russians will revolt if they have to.

No maximus ignoramus here y'all

https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384

Le Monde en Francais, news from France in French, eyeballing Russia Ukraine

 

The first thing for everyone to realise: love or hate America and the UK, and plenty of UK folks hate American things, whatever, the UK and the USA have an actual signed treaty with Ukraine and Russia.

Signed by Yeltsin, Clinton, Major (I think) and the Ukrainian leader of the time, you can argue about motivations and whatever but this is a signed treaty. Even if the Americans and Brits aren't thinking about honouring it first and foremost, still they're abiding by their contract from the 1990s.

Russia's government in lockstep, showing Lavrov in NYC, Putin in the Kremlin and the Russian spokesperson for the Russian embassy in Paris, who was in studio. Sorry can't remember his name, looks like Bill hemmer from fox News or Clark Kent or something.

Look you can be in lockstep and agree on something and be wrong. In this case, being right or wrong is not about political careers in Washington and American media spin. In this case right or wrong could result in an overthrow of the Russian government. At the end of the day, Putin wants to be the boss and isn't showing us he's thinking about handing control of Russia over to the next person and when.

None in their right mind believes Putin's spin about the west trying to destroy Russia but it is true that this is really how Russians see things. But the mistake of the Russian strategic military leadership and political leadership from Putin, in my opinion, I'm just an observer. Is trying to buffer the plains from Ukraine to stop a tank attack from Germany or NATO is WW2 thinking. I think Putin really wants the considerable natural gas in those four regions he's trying to annex because he wants to exploit that gas for Russia. We're talking about billions of dollars of natural gas deposits.

Aside from the USA and UK involvement in Ukraine as per their treaty signed with Yeltsin in the 1990s, we see Germany slightly changing their posture from WW2 and Finland has joined NATO. I don't think it's a big deal. Putin wants to send prisoners into battle, Russia has a non professional, corrupt, brutal army, let Putin purify them and Russia. War will purify them, that's for sure.

I further understand journalists around the world have their little flings and affairs and adulteries and little ego bubbles, oh so special. However military people on the ground and military tacticians far away from the battleground, that's a separate thing from dopey journalists. Further I cannot see real resistance within Russia for Putin's position. Putin can generalise about 'the West' but there's a patchwork of widespread nations and alliances unsympathetic towards him. Consider Japan.

It's like I made a scientific breakthrough, consider that neither Clark Kent nor Superman ever say 'get farked yer farken shluts' like an Abbo. That might explain the x-ray vision, hmmmm.....

https://youtu.be/tNUu6Lf9mVU

Nightmare.... Aries and cameras

 Vanity smurf, high maintenance bro:

https://youtu.be/NVcSNnqRD0c

Better off getting a new ride:

https://youtu.be/BrMnkbkzvik

Ok so I just mentioned a few postings ago about my first experience taking photos with a camera. Age like five at Taronga Zoo Sydney, taking photos of dingos then whatever other animals.

Well there was an interesting kinda corollary experience to that.... I had a landlady in Paris, from late December 2001 thru may 2002, at 1 Boulevard Pershing near Porte Maillot subway station. I'd get the subway there every workday and go work at a big oil company hq at la defense.

So I told my landlady one day in April that I'd be heading to Israel that weekend for the three day weekend and I remember going to her place and she offered me a shot of whisky or something. She was originally a Texan from like Dallas fort worth, her name was Laura. Very likeable. I never met her husband who was French and her two daughters presented as one a little overweight but super nice and friendly and the other thin and very attractive but kind of having issues with her vanity and ego, didn't seem so good (just based on the vibe they were putting out). I mean even the mom, Laura really was competing in terms of attractiveness.

Anyway so Laura says, here take my (skinny moody super model) daughter's camera with you, it's a special wide angle lens, like in the movies. But there are only like three pictures left on the roll and bring back the roll because skinny moody super model vanity smurf wants to develop all her photos.

The view from Laura's lounge room was stunning, like a magnificent panorama sweep of Paris with the Eiffel Tower there some miles away.

Ok Laura, no worries mate!

So I come back and return the camera and moody super model skinny insecure I'm so pretty vanity smurf wants to spit the dummy because apparently her roll of film had been ruined. I absolutely had no idea and thought about it and said that probably the Israeli security had ruined her exposures when they ran all my stuff through the x-ray machine, I mean I was totally innocent.

And this girl was all upset. I mean who knew looking back if it wasn't some scheme for attention but she really seemed upset based off my recollection of her aura. I don't think she was making it up. Laura told me to say sorry so I got her a postcard with two horses on it and wrote sorry on the back. I mean maybe I should have offered her lunch or something. Maybe she had a crush on me, I don't know. I always avoided these super good looking girls as I never liked their vanity much, regardless of nationality.

Not that ugly women are the solution. When it comes to women, there is no solution, no answer. That's why men go to war. Even that's better than women.

So my nightmare last night, some guy was being slowly murdered by like a Tasmanian Tiger or something, looked more like a bear. Pretty cringey watching him on his last legs bleeding out. A lot of emotion in the dream like fear and disgust. Probably a metaphor for the state of my marriage.

Militarily this dream is also symbolic of both Russia's and Ukraine's losses in this war. Both parties are victimised on many levels. Not everyone in Ukraine and Russia are feeling pain but others definitely are.

Currently Ukraine's position is like this simple plan song:

https://youtu.be/r0U0AlLVqpk

It should be like this:

https://youtu.be/Lpds3V90VbM

Putin's Kiss, a documentary look at life in Russia and Russian junior politician Masha Drokova

 

Masha Drokova has big sweet jugs:

https://youtu.be/Knh1Um8Ulfc

A reincarnating baby could probably find many worse milk supplies. 

One notable scene in that documentary occurs when Nashi Russian youth activists (pro Putin, pro one party, basically anti democratic facists) line up altogether and start throwing down giant placards they've made showing folks they call traitors to Russia.

Interestingly, one of these prominent traitors is a famous Russian woman, Lyudmila Alexeeva... Interestingly Putin went to visit her on her 90th birthday:

https://www.rferl.org/a/putin-visits-activist-alekseyeva-90th-birthday/28629149.html

Clearly Putin respects this lady for what she represents and doesn't just go and meet her for completely hypocritical and confused politicking. I mean we can sit and analyze how super famous people are shaped by media perceptions of themselves like McEnroe and Paul McCartney, but we're not gonna go into that aspect of human psychology now.

Certain Russian leaders like Solzhenitsyn, not an actual political leader, but a leader nevertheless, were never targeted by the police state in Russia as they were generally considered authentic and respectable. This is the same story with Lyudmila Alexeeva, obviously.

To what extent Putin secretly might despise her and see her as a political useful idiot, I can't say. I mean just to be perfectly clear, if you have Russian thugs bashing journalists with impunity and Russia is a Petro State (petrol sniffing state), then it stands to reason, according to the theory of the petrol sniffing fuggen shluts, that Russia is an Abbo state and ethnic Russians are Abbos. It's only logical.

So clearly Lyudmila Alexeeva is a traditional aboriginal elder from the Crimea land. That's why Putin gives her an engraving from Crimea for her birthday.

Do Abbos drive when they aren't sniffing petrol? Is Putin driving an electric car here?

https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2010/0830/Putin-hits-the-open-Russian-road-to-woo-his-far-flung-countrymen

Putin's opposition against any Ukrainian war. Nemtsov was actually assassinated near the Kremlin some years ago. When revising aboriginal practices, the descendents of the Anglo Saxons and Irish that were often slaying them, spawned a kind of lesbian do-gooder at the universities. In her long pants and with her 'education' we were told: 'white people did this' (translation, blame the Spaniards). And that the aboriginals were living a kind of utopian peaceful existence like Russia during communism (as long as you never saw the nasty stuff, pretend it never happened).

The reality is that Abbos are human and live in Russia and Australia and as such, being human, they will kill each other and that's exactly what Putin's Abbo buddies did to Nemtsov. Pretty sure Ilya Yashin, Nemtsov's buddy, has already been on a hundred different kill lists amongst Putin's buddies. Yashin just got fifteen days in gaol like two months ago. No big deal, right? Not really when you consider how harsh training within Russia's military can be, too brutal.

 

Looking at the war in Ukraine. Russia had stockpiled ludicrous amounts of tanks and SUVs from like decades ago. And howitzers galore. None of which had much targeting accuracy.

The Americans have around 20. Yes only twenty, it's amazing, Himars portable truck loaded rocket launchers. With incredible GPS satellite accuracy, they hit every target. So the US military is just slowly repelling Russia's months long unchecked bombardment of Ukraine's east. I guess the only thing the Russians could do to stop these Himars is to deploy robot satellites in orbit to take out America's GPS. Cannot see Russia escalating to that and they clearly do not want to use other options like tactical nukes (what's the point of all this destruction anyway?)

So apart from, we hate America, except for South Park, kind of imbecile psychology you're getting in Russia, do they have anything in the tank? Only petrol. No diversification of their economy (Petro State) - still just flirting with democracy. Just ruined a perfectly nice country and drove up food prices in the Muslim world and elsewhere. And Putin is talking about spiritual purification. Bah! As we say in Spain.

In Spain we talk about things not falling into broken sacks (no caer en saco roto)*. Russia needs to figure out how to stop their stuff falling into broken sacks. This expression refers to making some kind of effort and then wasting it all. In English we say don't throw good money after bad and cut your losses.

 

Worker and parasite bro, it's all you need to know about Russian Abbos' favorite cat and mouse:

https://youtu.be/z2_dhUv_CrI

The parallels between the Abbos of Australia and the Abbos of Russia are uncanny. In Australia some lesbian do gooder journalist, dripping with left wing naivity/disingenuous/misplaced self righteousness and do-gooderism will inevitably champion some crafty burocrat, often female, that will somehow find a way to pocket all guilt driven do gooder tax payer money earmarked for super needy Abbos. In a similar way, Russia's military is steeped in corruption and brutality. Totally Abbo bro, cto nop ceHt!

Brutality of serving in Russia's army:

https://youtu.be/YD5n3VCsYBw

* Gargamel is known to use a sack when catching smurfs with Azrael (not the same cat as the worker and parasite cartoon).

The operator's name is Jake....

 

Carlos Santana...

https://youtu.be/r9fNqwOuAO8

Watched all of those McEnroe interviews with Bensinger and he says he likes Santana so there you go.

So in lieu of using the colorful traditional Australian expression, petrol sniffing fuggen shluts, for referring to thespians, we'll merely call them players. So at tonight's audition we had three other players (on the stage of life) with one being our fearless leader and the other two chaps auditioning like myself. We enjoyed fairly pleasant intercourse, one might say, my three kids kind of bouncing around the place and these three gentlemen, all older than myself, apparently untroubled by the ruckus. It seems at one point a cleaner came along.

We just sat and read and I read Jake's lines, some of them. So this Jake is interviewing for a new job and the boss of the small firm likes him however apparently the boss is a jerk, like Jake. Other folks are kinda steamrolled about by Jake, it definitely looks like something I'd want to spend my time and energy on. If I get cast then I'll see what my boss says about taking two days off a week or changing my roster to mornings or something.

I definitely feel like getting involved in acting would be an escape from the soul-crushing dreariness of driving 199 bus routes every evening. I seem to be in a rut. Also Jake's character interests me. However I could not get a copy of the play so will have to get a copy from our fearless leader, Bill.

Plus the sailing club lessons on Sundays is definitely opening up avenues of pleasure no doubt. Certainly watching some aspiring thespians play Much Ado about nothing there on the first occasion there was a splendid initiation into the locale's interior no doubt, and a wonderful place to play without question, such magnificent views of the water and yachts, somewhat least in size, the Red Herring.

No women were present tonight but I offered Bill to read the women's lines and asked before that if men can play the women's roles like in Shakespeare's time but no. I've been thinking about starting a Shakespeare reading group just at my house or somewhere using the Meetup app. We'll see. I definitely need to change jobs soon. Very monotonous.

Yeah my old man made a point of getting myself and my three siblings to read from the Merchant of Venice at one point, big chunks of it. 

Pleasantville trailer...

https://youtu.be/7IkQadc3mZM

David Williamson, the Operator

 

As a general matter of dignity and marvel, it has always been thoroughly amazing to see how self congratulatory and self obsessed the Anglo-Saxons in Australia have been, in their general dominance of everything here, looking back to prior to 1971, white Australia policy. 

And then how staggeringly denialist and gaslighting they can be when you point that out to them. It really becomes a matter of understanding just how much German blood they have, to put it in really Nietzsche like terms.

I am amazed how Anglo-Saxon women have felt entitled to harangue and shove moi, a Spanish Celtic Jew, right out of the way, and never once consider it anything other than their God given birthright. And if you had a problem with this one tough nut, wherever she pops out, brimming with her poison, she is ready to label you a schizophrenic without a doubt. No matter how bitter or miserable or failed her family/relationship life is, it's never her fault, it's always some other person's fault (always a man as all men are bastards). She is always there, ready to wreak her revenge on whitey and join in the chorus shouting praise for his high and mightiness Anglo Saxon Bob.

This is something you can take to the bank and even cause the bank to have a global financial crisis with. So it's not surprising to find mountains of adulation for David Williamson as the Anglo-Saxons of Australia are always ready to glorify their own English race as the premier Will to Power race and everyone else can just be mentally ill or something. As my parents would have said: homosexual, ha ha.

Anyway this bitch Williamson could still write a play so I'll try to read the goddam thing if I can get past the army of cringy Anglo Saxon homos surrounding him like pauns on a chessboard, goddam fuggen shluts as my local area (dharruk) aboriginal elder lady would say between cones of billies (marijuana from a water pipe), she's like in her eighties and still smokes billies, wow. Fuggen shlut too. Yeah yer farken shluts. Goddam abbos and anglos. That should be an Australian movie: Abbos and Anglos.

Nada más too, Caeleb Dressel and Bensinger

 

Wait, who's a Leb?

https://youtu.be/40_dFOtjJBw

If you're out of the loop on international swimming, this guy is a big gold medallist these days....

Caeleb's got (3) cow(s) and a real purdy wife y'all....

https://youtu.be/dBTzI1Q7I2M

The cow(s) get cookies instead of pienso y'all, think about it....

And what's most beautiful about that scene of domestic bliss, you're not seeing Will Ferrell anywhere doing devious, evil stuff....

Ok Dressel can play the drums as well. Better rewind in my brain: I mentioned Penny from year twelve high school. Ok my roommate in those days was at first year university in 1994 while I was completing 'college' or last year high school (whatever). In the southern hemisphere school starts and ends in the same calendar year (early Feb to mid December, summer break is only six weeks).

A few years earlier this roommate (I just named him Winston Churchill for the sake of this blog, but that's not his actual name neither a psychotic delusion for all you greedy pharmaceutical company reps looking to push pills, newsflash respecting his privacy y'all), was in the same grade as moi, as I had not yet repeated a year for spending time in Spain in 1992/93 (just learning the Spanish language from nada to third gear y'all, nothing to see here). We were in shop class like in 1989 or something, so like five years before Penny the 1st, and he and some other lame dummy were mocking my wood working skills because my pig shaped piggy bank has some imperfections.

Ok so just processing y'all. Also doing a lot of swimming every Saturday morning. Just re-enrolled the boy after the soccer season ended, so now both girls are in the same class at 9am and the boy at 10am on Saturday mornings. Not easy just readjusting the whole Spanish caravan from Spain to Australia in one generation then building like an American standard family y'all. Think about it, I am. Pienso y'all.

This Dressel looks different with hair cropped short to long and if you're studying anatomy from a Da Vinci kind of perspective, the guy is extremely ripped. Wow. With the short hair in one photo or two, he's the spitting image of an American guy from Florida I shared about seven months working with in Guangzhou China consecutively in 2004/2005. I actually cannot remember the guy's name now but we had a reasonably amicable relationship however we did not act super buddy. I mean we saw each other everyday, our hotel suites were like literally next to each other after I got moved down the wing and we were seeing each other in the daycare center we were working at like everyday. He definitely looked like this swimmer guy when his hair is short. He also did weights, my colleague, but this swimmer guy is off the charts anatomically. The amount of muscle development is off the charts.

Ok on to the mind since that's my department. Whether you want to avoid depression, anorexia, hating yourself, overcome abuse, recognize it first, whatever.

What's most telling on the mind with this swimmer is something a lot of Olympic swimmers go through, which is you're training for four years for the Olympics and that's your everything. Robert was the name of that american guy. I won't put his last name but I did find him on Facebook at one point years later. There wasn't any Facebook in 2005. I mean we never really hit it off as friends he and I but you can't always do that and our coworker relationship was cordial and friendly. No problems there. As I said I get along pretty well with Americans most of the time. I think this guy was from a military family also but had no dad. I wasn't sure if he was going to marry his Chinese girlfriend or was just kidding himself about her but I was sure I didn't want to get a Chinese wife from mainland china in those days.

Anyway so the swimmer, Lebbo (Australian for Lebanese), sorry now I'm remembering George W Bush's reaction to the Lebanese leader getting bombed in early 2005 from those days in china working with that Florida guy Robert that looks like the swimmer Leb, let me pivot to geopolitics one moment....

When Olympic/professional swimmers feel suicidal or actually suicide: 

https://youtu.be/5XToAFefAy8

Ok pivoting quickly back to poor old George W's terrorist nemesis from the middle east etc, one main Hezbollah ringleader to watch out for was Mustafa Badreddine. 

https://youtu.be/yUdJ5c2QEI0

He was implicated in the 1983 attack on the us and french embassy, I think that one killed 241 american soldiers so pretty high kill count. Then he was implicated in the aforementioned just now bombing of Lebanese PM Rafik Hariri or whatever his name was, in February 2005, from those China Guangzhou days with Robbo.

Ok so switching back from terrorists and suicide bombers, and this Badreddine wasn't a suicide bomber from what I can see briefly looking at it but a real bomber....

Back to Caeleb... the purchase that was worth every Penny....

https://youtu.be/8B-hM2U_JSA

Will just pivot back to Chris Chappel at China Uncensored.... Very good way to keep an eye on china.....

https://youtu.be/lxnNT4zRzcs

Guess I should try reaching out to Robbo one of these days and ask him if he ever ended up marrying his Chinese sweetheart and if he watches China uncensored.....

I never really gave the guy much thought. I mean I don't think about Chris Chappel either but sometimes I'll watch his show and email him and he'll just email back like haha. I mean I can easily feel socially awkward or something I don't know....

McEnroe and Bensinger on Nike; precisely what was wrong with Maverick

McEnroe and Bensinger:

https://youtu.be/xfrQlaSKcfA

Precisely what was wrong with Maverick. It's 111am and I'm about to get out of bed to blow my nose a lot and crap out. Nothing wrong with that.

Order a cardboard cutout of Pennys aforementioned from college, university or Maverick and tell Mrs she's number two from now on for a while, hey, it's an idea, right? See what the Mrs says.... I might have to try it out actually. Wonder what that might cost.... Maybe just get one of Britney and Christina (Aguilera). Penny from university was cute though....

But the scene in Top Gun Maverick where Maverick and Iceman, supposedly a Captain and an Admiral, have a little mother's meeting about their 'feelings' before their little boy Rooster gets blown to smithereens and there's a little house visit and a hug. No way Jose. Look I just mentioned my only favorite family member's suicide right, back in 1999? In conjunction with a date with Penny from university, also way back then. Plus a three on three basketball game in Richmond VA my team won (place is full of military people everywhere) with the danger zone song playing, right? So look, I even placed a phone call recently with the u.s. military helpline to talk about my feelings about aforementioned sister's suicide and ashes, whatever. Boo hoo it's tragic, and yes, there's a place for feelings on the silver screen and off, even regarding the American military where everyone should be super disciplined. That's why they even have a helpline for upset american military people that even I can call and grieve to. That's ok. They can even run little theatre plays in combat zones if they really want to. Shit I think it's not unknown for marines to even ass fuck each other willingly in combat zones, just don't ask don't tell.

But a Captain and an Admiral having a little rub and hug because a fighter pilot might have unresolved feelings about his dad and death. Nut, as in, no way Jose. Can you imagine if Jack Nicholson's colonel from a few good men was PRESENT at that scene? He'd be shooting one of those net gun things over the Captain and Admiral and running his own personal court marshall with tweezers and a lighter plus a can of fly spray (don't forget gaffer tape y'all, your best friend in those scenarios). No way man. Never. That scene should be cancelled forever. No way.

128am, crap evacuated. Proceeding with clean up.

Dismissed. Crap dismissed, not everyone else. That scene was completely unacceptable. It's ok if you want to put Val Kilmer in the movie but you cannot depict an Admiral and Captain having such a girly mother's meeting like that. It's completely unacceptable. From a purely military or military plus Hollywood perspective, consider if I was briefing you: mission objective, take that hill. Then Val and Tom are like, can we paint each other's toe nails and talk about boys? I'd be like, if you take the hill, I don't give a shit if you lick each other's assholes out and have sex with a car battery and jumper leads afterwards as long as you're back by o six hundred or whatever. I mean imagine if they took the hill and instead of assfucking each other like in a penthouse magazine story they just decide to sing my favorite song I actually wrote: that's my doonsen mi doonsen poopsen mi poopsen den den mi doonsen dilly doonsen poopsen poopsen den poopsen den, etc. But instead they changed all the lyrics around and were singing dinny doonsen or something, I mean that wouldn't be thrilling but at least they would have achieved their mission prerogative plus neither would be pregnant or have the other one's cum dripping out of his ass.

We all know where this goes in Hollywood and the military. When I transferred to the northern beaches on the exact sixth anniversary of bus driving, with my NSW government transport authority number from 1999 Penny days, June last year (2021), who was there at Whale beach kicking it as his wife's house where I totally wasn't invited over for little hugs and chats about Rooster?

  

https://youtu.be/VXAc6bJmqcI

McEnroe and Bensinger, two Pennys

 

Mcenroe's padres....

https://youtu.be/qR0hCjXKQUk

At Newcastle high school in 1994 English, I ended up top 10% of the state's candidature. Also quick holler to Charles and Camilla, both definitely welcome to visit Australia this year or next winter perhaps, hospitality y'all.

The buildings were fairly old, I'd say from the early 1900s, just guessing. The atmosphere was very agreeable and most girls wore black stockings especially in the winter, under their navy blue dresses or skirts. Most wore skirts with a shirt. Many no stockings at all. I always wore grey long trousers. Our English teacher sat in one corner and a giant u shape of tables were arranged around her, my corner spot along the farthest lateral side wall where her table was, made me least visible to her. This Penny was always in positive spirits and radiating fairly positive energy, I doubt she felt aggrieved or conflicted in her home life. Interestingly she had spent a year in Japan just prior or was about to or was hosting a Japanese exchange student a few months then off to Japan a few months, something like that, I can't remember exactly. This Penny didn't seem especially cute or desirable but I suppose she must have been or I wouldn't remember her now. I never made trouble for this teacher of ours or any kind of disruptions. Definitely I felt I could respect this teacher and the school in general and only had a little problem with one teacher, arriving after one period in a double period class. He remarked on my lateness so I said better late than never and the kids laughed at him so that made him feel very bad I would say.

Anyway the other Penny was sexier I suppose, five years had rolled by, just like five years ago I quit smoking. In those days in 1994 and 1999 I smoked quite a lot. Penny's house near Newport beach near Avalon was super nice. Her parents were home, as I recall and seemed distant but in a positive mood and friendly. Penny wanted to hit her room. She told me one of her boobs was bigger than the other so I guess she had body image issue. My mind was barely there. I'd recently found out my sister had suicided and I was kind of feeling out of it a bit. In those days I'd been smoking a lot of weed. The thing to do would have been to tap Penny right there and then on her bed in her bedroom as we chilled there but my mind wasn't on it at all even though Penny was quite cute and had real sex appeal. Eventually we walked on the beach. I never told Penny anything that I can remember. I can't remember talking to Penny at all. I think when I was younger I was able to have relations with people without talking at all and people were more likely to like me. 

Movie review, Maverick (Tom Cruise, 2020/22 coronavirus delay)

 

Well this is good timing for little old Alex and me and lots more money for Cruise and Bruckheimer and co ($32 aud from us). It was a pretty amazing day, first day at Avalon sailing club kiddy sailing lessons.

Just kicking it at the park in Bilgola with one of parents from sailing school I'm getting chummy with. His daughter is now in sailing school with my kid and they're also getting chummy. The guy is super tight with high faluting people.

Bit embarrassing as I just peed on some grass then a lot of pee ended up on my shorts everyone can see it. Pretty embarrassing will try to hide it. Guess that's what happens when you're not circumcised or something. I guess Jerry Bruckheimer doesn't have to worry about that much.

Not sure if my sailing buddy noticed I'd peed on myself but anyway walking into the cinema I got to pee again and the commercials should be ending pretty much simultaneously so it's on now bro. I honestly didn't think anything much of top gun however I really liked Cruise in a few good men with Nicholson. That's pretty much my only Cruise movie I like plus the mission impossible in Russia with Benji. Not a huge fan of his actual movies however I recognize he's a very capable actor. 

  

Ok perfect timing, no commercials. Flawless entry. Plus the pee on my shorts mostly evaporated by now. Being the weather is warming up.

Have to move the Mrs' office table out of the boy's room today. Plasterers and painter and electricians coming tomorrow/day after. They're playing 'danger zone' in the movie. I won a three on three basketball game in Richmond VA one time in 2005 with that song playing, also scored. It just faded out. Now they're in the Mojave desert. Wow Tom Cruise is getting wrinkly isn't he?

I don't like watching movies anymore as I'm unwilling to have my emotional etheric body manipulated by the strong thematic music you find in cinemas, so strong and overwhelming. But we had the Matt Damon Ridley Scott movie here at Avalon cinemas so why not Maverick?

Moments later. Are Penny and Maverick going to have old people sex? Penny is definitely hanging for it. This movie's still pretty cool though, all those folks that died from coronavirus missed out.

2nd peepee break time, perfect timing to avoid the old ppl sex I could see coming like an unwanted suicide of a close family member.

I dated a Penny from film school in this area like 23 years ago. Maybe she looks old now too. We didn't screw...

Actually we didn't even kiss. She wanted to hang in her room and walk on the beach at night. That's what we did. They have a bell like Penny's bell at the sailing club, my buddy Penny never had a bell though, talking about Penny from the movie. Practically the same. See all that emotive music. So much music. So much emotion.

Okay on the drive home from sailing school, sailing club, cinema (the bell was very cool), listened to these navy and air force fighter pilots critique the movie:

https://youtu.be/4L7ioIZNH5g

When I was in kindergarten my father let me take his camera, like in 1980, to Taronga Zoo in Sydney on a school excursion: "don't take more than three photos son". Of course I took the entire roll and my father never leant me his photo camera again. In 1980 noone had cell phones and most folks never had much technology, but we always had the latest stuff like CD player, VHS, computers etc. Guess my father always had some money for the latest technology or he just took it from work....

The first three photos were quickly taken of the dingos at the zoo entrance so that was the start of my career in photography I suppose (something basically everyone with a cell phone has nowadays). This date also roughly approximated the Azaria Chamberlain dingo incident mentioned by Elaine at a party in a Seinfeld episode. Dingos are pretty interesting dogs, I saw one recently on a leash and asked the owner about it. Not sure how that's possible but maybe it wasn't a purebred. Dingos have very different teeth to other canines, you'll have to check that for yourself. It's even a paleontology thing. 

Fighter pilots critique Maverick:

https://youtu.be/4L7ioIZNH5g

The thing the pilots don't mention when talking about bubble violations and tiny targets two miles away is like it's really difficult to take photo of anything as you really can't fit much in a photo. So everything in the movie is all fake and this movie shows an extremely high level of artistic merit. It is really better than your average movie. No wonder it's making so much money.  

Anyway I just called in sick for tomorrow so I can go to my first acting audition like ever. I mean I played the big bad wolf for a school play in elementary school but noone else bothered auditioning so it wasn't like there was competition. This play they're auditioning for tomorrow is a David Williamson play so that's an Australian playright and I studied one of his plays in senior year English. Silverchair were at that school too, in year nine and that's the year they had their breakout international hit song 'Tomorrow' so they were on Dave Letterman by year end. So the play we did was called The Removalists or something like that. It was ok. We had a girl called Penny in that class too. She was a nice girl, petite and brunette. Hair to her neck. Often wore black stockings which is my favorite look on a woman.

I'll try to read the play tonight and prepare some notes tomorrow then try to 'break a leg' as the thespians say.....

 

Dear All

Just a friendly reminder that auditions are on next Monday 19th Sept at 7.30pm for Elanora Players January production, Operator.

AUDITION NOTICE

January 2023 Production - Operator

Written by David Williamson

Directed by Bill Akhurst

The “operator” is a familiar figure from any workplace where the opportunity for promotion exists. Generally defined by finely tuned charm and salesmanship skills that conceal actual laziness and lack of talent, the operator tends to spend more time working colleagues than actually working.

Jake is the Operator, the sociopath who exploits everyone on his climb to the top. He manipulates his kindly and competent co-worker Melissa, charms his CEO Douglas, outwits his trusting manager Alex and so it goes on.

 

Set in the product development department of a small gym equipment manufacturer, the play displays the usual Williamson style of compact action, slick dialogue and ironic humour.

CAST

Alex Carmides Head of Product Development

Douglas Scrivener CEO

Francine Douglas’ PA

Jake Jenino Scheming new protégé to Alex

Mellissa Enthusiastic new protégé to Alex

Irena Douglas’ favourite niece

PLAY READING & AUDITIONS

A play reading will be held Monday 12 September at North Narrabeen Community Centre. Auditions for all roles will be held Monday 19 September at North Narrabeen Community Centre.

REHEARSALS

Rehearsals commence Tuesday 18 October and will be held weekly on Tuesday and Thursday, 7.30pm to 10.30pm.

 

PERFORMANCE DATES

Friday 13 January, 8pm (Opening Night)

Saturday 14 January, 3pm & 8pm

Sunday 15 January, 11am & 3pm

Friday 20 January, 8pm

Saturday 21 January, 3pm & 8pm

ENQUIRIES

Contact Bill Akhurst on 0438 451 265

McEnroe and Bensinger; Colorado, Denver

 Here's McEnroe talking to Bensinger, McEnroe mentions seeing a therapist (eg cognitive behavioral therapy one would assume), how expensive it can be.

https://youtu.be/AtgTltm4Uds

I'd been doing so much of this kind of therapy lately for free on these American 'warmlines' and also the Australian ones. I became very dependent on the Colorado service, I would even say it has become an addiction like what McEnroe mentioned. I mean he mentioned smoking and it has been like five years now for me, no smoking. But I was so impressed with the service the folks in Denver area were giving me, I felt like they have really been having my back now for weeks now, very nice psychology. So last night I tried kind of looking at Denver and Colorado on YouTube, I think before I had only seen it on mork and Mindy reruns. I daresay Denver probably hosts quite a few tennis tournaments and its altitude of one mile makes it very difficult to play there.

Denver is one of America's fastest growing and best economies, Colorado is very much a purple State, I would say.

Backhand in tennis is very difficult for me but forehand topspin is certainly a possibility. Service is not so easy although certainly possible however my serves have no speed, easy for a good player to smash away. I like baseline friendly rallies, just practicing strokes. I used to write at the whiteboard with my left hand when I was working as a language teacher in France and Bulgaria, that wasn't hard to do, being right handed.

https://youtu.be/h_L4Rixya64

Have to wake up in like five hours and bring the boy to his first sailing lesson at Avalon sailing club. We are certainly having issues, that boy and I.... He's a good boy though, I have a good opinion of him. 

Now this sailing club lessons for the boy is a big commitment, 815am starts and it's on til March. That's Sunday mornings. And Saturday mornings now I'm bringing all three kids to swimming class. I myself have been swimming like 500-700 metres most Saturday mornings, with my goggles and snorkel, swimming well, very pleasant sport.

Oh I stayed in Forest Hills Queens in NYC, six months. Super nice suburb. 67-76 Dartmouth Rd. Forest Hills has such pretty and splendid mansions, you could absolutely spend your entire life there and just go to Manhattan for special events like a million different things and be perfectly happy. I'd advise stay away from the subway. Even when it's low crime. I'm only mentioning all that as McEnroe lived in Queens so just saying. Forest Hills a-ok.

About 7 hours late, what an auspicious morning, it's been a long haul from the ghetto where I filmed my dance video. Some Australian Sheila like in Hollywood (it's actually a suburb of LA) challenged me to a dance off or something. So few more moments later, just got to move my ute, there's some american lady from Pennsylvania, Ally, with three kids like me, hers are all boys. She said she moved her car away from in front of mine (as I'd mentioned my tires were trapped in the bark). It's a real nice social scene and I've been a bit starved for good social contact for a while, my church group in St Ives were pretty fancy upper class like.

In my teenage years clique we had one tennis champion, Coley. We all thought he'd become NSW number one or two but then he and his high school sweetheart Tina, who he's still married to, true love, got too into each other and he couldn't just play tennis all the time. Sailing is so much more than tennis as you can travel the world in yachts. Some kid around Coley's age, when he kinda let his tennis go, ended up buying my bro Stalin's (not his real name) car after he passed away, in 2017, with help from his parents. The kid, Luke, was a NSW champion baseball player. Baseball's not big in Australia though. 

Oh my God, stop the presses! Is that universe thing going to stop and start spinning backwards???

 It's such big news boyfriends oh my God oh my God!!!!

Entertainment Weekly News: Christina Aguilera unfollows Britney Spears after body-shaming post.

https://ew.com/music/christina-aguilera-unfollows-britney-spears-after-body-shaming-post/

Unfollows!!! Oh my God, stop the presses!!!!

Man yesterday I had to park the bus on route out front Avalon shell station (newsflash the Baywatch producers were toying with the idea of switching production of Baywatch to Avalon like twenty years ago but the locals wouldn't have it). It's like a little Malibu tucked away in the private parts of Sydney. My boat is there plus I just joined the sailing club. The girls are what I would class nouveau chique ho-bags. So they're slutty but super rich, so unlike the working class slutbags from my hometown they absolutely will not be falling pregnant when slutting around, then going to daddy taxpayer for handouts and skipping college. They also more likely to do kinky shit like threesomes. They dress like absolute porn star prostitutes on the weekend, in the Northern Beaches in general where I hang north and south of Collaroy. They're proud of it.

Anyway three of these 'classy' hos (ie cashed up hos) were standing in their school uniforms around having a mother's meeting by the fuel bowsers. I stormed off my bus, into the gas station, grab the restroom key, stomp outside around these three bitches and one of them says 'scary'. I immediately thought she was talking about me like a total hobag asshole as I was super locked in to their auras/emotional states and could feel their hobag insecurities and general ho-bagged-ness (that's four syllables in that newly minted word y'all). So I was fairly certain they were talking about me just to be jerks. I also noticed them clamming up as I was walking back two minutes later to return the restroom key.

The problem with girls like this is they do not find that tough guy that hits them, that's what they're craving at the deepest level. My buddy Colleen in Spain, the NYC captain of the high school cheerleader squad bff had a boyfriend like that once that would actually hit her, she enjoyed it! She was in one of my dopey movies too, as like a flamenco dancer, but she wouldn't stomp her feet and instead started ad-libbing about making tortilla and stupid shit like that. Total idiot. I have a pretty ok opinion of Christina Aguilera but really I only think about her vocal range in that moves like Jagger song and remember her riding her dirt bike in leathers in some other dopey song of hers. Sounds like Britney's on a fishing expedition. I guarantee if Britney and Christina could get a guy to beat them they'd be happy as Larry, this is actually documented in Britney's case.

Australia is full of homosexual men or so effeminate as to be gay faggots and confused uber narcissistic dumb bitches. Also dumb English redneck closet homo whoremongers. Mystery solved.

As a matter of fact, in Russia the cops will not even take a domestic violence call seriously unless the woman is in hospital. In America most domestic violence is perpetuated by men. If Britney isn't desperate for big media relationships and attention, from boredom, why isn't she focusing on her husband's body shape?

In conclusion, I like the Kalgoorlie under 17s chances at winning the football this year. Get farked yer farken shluts fugg of yer shluts. And we out.

Benji has spoken, dismissed.

If his benjiness were being crowned King of England

 

Pantera would be there playing RISE

https://youtu.be/ubwPeQmjdb0

ALL the abbos like from the last post would be there 

Elliot DHEC [sic].... untouchable today.... movie review: the Untouchables (1987) Kevin Costner

 

Prohibition Chicago, circa 1920s

https://youtu.be/aU8zvfyjzEk

Also consider the entertaining Kevin Kostner movie The Untouchables....

https://youtu.be/DwCBB_77COc

I distinctly remember like as a twelve year old, coming into high school, grade seven, still in my crazy government owned house from when I was a baby (such a small house today I'm so big and tall and experienced, so much bigger in those days)... the Mad Magazine satirical write up of this movie, even more than the movie itself. The horse pursuit on the Canadian border IS somewhat ridiculous.

Anyway it's a fun look at Prohibition. To put it in more distinctly Australian terms:

Al Capone is a fuggen shlut who bootlegs illegal flagon for every fuggen shlut to drink. Everyone is on his illegal payroll, cops, judges, jurors, you name it: dirty fuggen shluts.

One dreamboat of a man comes to that rescue: the guy from Dances with Wolves, what's his name, oh yeah, Elliott Ness. What an absolute dreamboat, he will not be caught by Capone or anyone else bashing his Mrs for her Centrelink money then going on a week-long drunken bender in Darwin like a dirty fuggen shlut.

Then Elliott Ness makes a team of untouchable fuggen shlut crime fighters, not untouchable because of venereal disease or chronic alcoholism from excessive flagon but untouchable in a different way: Sean Connery, you know 007? Don't they have phones in Kalgoorlie yer farken shlut, yeah get f&$ked yer farken shlut, fugg off, yeah you farken shlut! And two other guys, one of whom is an accountant.

Al Capone is a ruthless fuggen shlut played by Robert Deniro who is also a fuggen shlut by the way, just sayin'..... Yeah get f&$ked yer farken shlut fugg off.

Eventually Capone goes to gaol for tax evasion and Prohibition is repealed meaning everyone can drink flagon til they ready to bash they Mrs for her Centrelink money get f&$ked yer farken shluts.

Vote Republican this November mid term, clean up the FBI and stop printing money. Flagon!!!! Tell Biden Harris to get f&$ked the fuggen shluts yeah yer farken shluts.

Eyeballing your Bible Guidos.... New section .... Plus cancel culture, should we cancel Herod and Herodias

 

Ok so about three and a half years after seeing all that dust from the WTC still caked thick on news kiosks and the smoke of defeat still wafting the air in October or late September 2001, I returned to Manhattan to learn the following:

New Yorkers reckon with 'guidos' and they don't 'look' and 'see' but 'eyeball' stuff.

With that in mind, let's consider a new section on the Beji [sic] blog, eyeballing your Bible Guidos.

Herod and Herodias, watch this video:

https://youtu.be/bp3VeLCMGAc

In the gospels Jesus insinuates that Elijah was born again as John the Baptist. Modern Christians are notoriously flakey about what the Koran refers to as physical resurrection being a promise God has made that God is beholden to. Therefore modern Christians will come up with the most diverse and flakey explanations about spirit of this and that. But the gospels are very clear, Elijah returned as John the Baptist.

Now if you watch the video you can see that Herod and Herodias are tyrannical Jewish leaders and Herodias famously asks for John the Baptist's head on a platter.

Obviously the Bible would never say this Herod returned as Joseph Goebbels. But the bible probably would give you a way of reckoning the centuries between Elijah and John the Baptist. 

Cancel culture:

Recently, 'Coon' brand cheese in Australia got cancelled. Now it is branded as 'Cheer'. A victory for anti Coon forces.

As yet no-one has succeeded in cancelling Herodias from the bible, notwithstanding her ability to cancel John the Baptist's body from the neck down. Explain in one or two pages.

Consider this Australian TV show, Kingswood Country.

https://youtu.be/WxTOZuD2ojY

Spot the guido and consider and write in two pages how it might have stoked anti Greek sentiment in Melbourne, Australia, the city with the second most Greeks after Athens. Consider the festering resentment amongst the Guidos and how said Guidos might have channeled it. Mention areas like 'Clyde'.

Happy 9/11, what a great day!

 

Hey I just had a great 9/11. What a great day. I want you to know if you lost loved ones or experienced cancer fifteen years later from 9/11 dust or something, let me tell you, even though three of my immediate family members suicided, also same in my father's immediate family (three suicides), plus his cousin Lucy's immediate family, three suicides; we're all doing great!

Whether you lost loved ones (or acquaintances) in Shanksville or the Pentagon like my buddy Drew's father did or in the world trade center or from wtc cancer causing dust (I breathed some of that shit in a few weeks after 9/11 in downtown Manhattan). What a great day! That day and today!

I'm sorry to tell you but I LOVED that day just like I loved today. Why did I love 9/11? Coz I had the most miserable upbringing and shitty luck you could imagine and on top of that, my only favourite family member suicided on 5/23/99. So your pain on 9/11 was my sympathetic reunion with you buddy. Feeling your pain! Liberating!

So what was so great about today? Well I met these two French moms and we got to talking in french and our kids were playing together. During 9/11 I was in Richmond VA then I went to Paris in the November two months later and learned french, from nothing! And that's how I could talk to those two French ladies today. That's winning!

Plus there was a Korean married couple with their little restaurant and their fun little Korean speaking toddler. On 9/11 my Korean girlfriend in Richmond Virginia I was living with could do all that shit that toddler could do, play with a stick and throw a soccer ball and speak Korean. That's life and you have to love that shit.

Sure there's always gonna be that one person you hate you want to stick a Glock in their mouth and blow their brains onto a wall and then kind of leisurely wash it off with a garden hose and a hotdog listening to folks play frisbee but you're not always going to be able to do that so sometimes you just got to sit back, listen to Mozart's military march, and watch other folks do that shit.

Happy 9/11. Love you guys (except the rare few I hate, like Nazis and stuff).

Greatest military song ever:

https://youtu.be/e1-FKyOTvto

9/11/42 Germans invade Stalingrad Russia:

https://youtu.be/gHkELWFqGKQ

Battle of Austerlitz early 1800s

https://youtu.be/bhQe2cjr5XQ

The invention of the tank finally breaks the deadlock in technology typified by the trench lines of world war 1. Da Vinci's invented vision of a tank becomes reality.....

https://youtu.be/tpLnEyUA4hY

The karate kid finally wins something....

https://youtu.be/CiFxNjMf5Bc

When you consider the karate kid in that light, ultimately the aspiring student realises that referee is not spelt refurry.... And wax on wax off, is not a depilatory move, consider:

https://youtu.be/Bg21M2zwG9Q

Britney Spears is a fucking retard

 

Get off Instagram and all that social media bitch. What a bunch of narcissistic tripe. This bitch could be making movies or something and instead she's always doing petty bullshit on social media. I'm not on any of it and just reading the news. I got better things to do bitch. Go watch fat Albert bitch

Geo News: Britney Spears says shes not ‘crazy after son Jayden questioned her intellect.

https://www.geo.tv/latest/439272-britney-spears-says-shes-not-crazy-after-son-jayden-questioned-her-intellect

Fucken get a haircut

https://youtu.be/HXIeG30Bwo4

9/11/22..... All that warring....

 

Wassup?

https://youtu.be/peqHB0_ZslQ

One of my colleagues at the bus depot, Brad, we don't talk much anymore just hi, fuel tank is half full, park over there.

I annoyed him one day in the tv meal room bitching about the Russians invading Ukraine plus I was ranting about some Arab kid in western Sydney I gave a half hour Uber ride to. Kid was saying how his uncle was some Iraqi general back in Iraq for the Shiites militia somewhere or something, some tribal chieftain. Brad spat the dummy after I started asking him about his Mrs and Ramadan.

But we still have cordial relations, I just clear out when he comes to the meal room late at night. He spent like 9 years in special forces or something after 9/11 in Afghanistan and also a little in Iraq. It is a bit of a nine year war the whole 9/11 thing maybe.

Try saying 'flip a coin', or 'i got a curly haired...'

 '...dirty red broad eaten Lemonheads....'

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4

I definitely don't have anything bad to say about her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, now deceased. However listening to Laura imgraham talking about her, since she's a republican and all, it really reminds me of my father Napoleon's (not his real name, just a nickname, just relax)

https://youtu.be/6772QdbBqgs

Take on her Majesty and also the royal family of Spain. He was always so lofty and chip on his shouldery as McEnroe would say, so one time he saw the Queen running to catch the start of a horse race from the Royal balcony and leaving her corgis behind he just started doing his severe heaving laugh like that was the dumbest thing he ever saw. He wasn't the best husband, cheating on his wife in Spain and bashing her. He never liked the Spanish Royal family either. Some guy in western Sydney broke his jaw the day after he started harassing the guy's wife on the train. There are a lot of lose cannons and violent people in western Sydney bursting at the seams to do that kind of thing, dreadfully, as it were.

Wonder what little old Laura would say about the real Napoleon crowning himself in Notre Dame?

Probably the rats in the cathedral wouldn't be good enough for her. Should get Hilary to go catch them, for her new tv show 'dusty' or whatever.

https://youtu.be/7wXauVk7DXs

Martin County Florida: murder of a bus company boss

 

I do love a murder mystery and forensic crime documentaries.....

https://youtu.be/ZMgLMfNvY0Q

Farewell Queen Elizabeth the second who passed shortly after his Benjiness' last post. I always did say, while the dead bodies piled up, that's mi doonsen mi doonsen poopsen mi doonsen den den that's mi doonsen dilly dilly doonsen poopsen den poopsen den den....

https://youtu.be/FSCgfI3OG7s

Royal watching with Benji

 

Wassup? It seems kinda weird looking back to spring 1997, kinda shtooping the absolute shit out of my Californian jewgirl friend Hannah. We flew over from Spain to England and stayed within eyeshot of Windsor castle in Eton and went shopping around. I got a copy of Francis Bacon's Essays* and Hannah tried buying Eton school socks but they were only on sale for actually enrolled kids. Hannah wanted to screw on the flight back to Madrid (pervert) but I couldn't wait so we just did it in the bathtub from the bathroom where you could see Windsor castle from the window.

Oh and we went to Winston Churchill's family estate house, kind of a big deal. With my sister Raquel and her boyfriend Brant.

I checked out the British museum on a quick flight over from Spain but that was a different trip and Raquel and Hannah weren't around. Brant's sister was in town we went to a big concert at Hyde Park, it broke the Guinness book of records for crowd size. Eric Clapton was there.

Later Cartman dressed up like a girl and went on Ricky Lake or something.... Royal watch over.

https://youtu.be/ZQDxTVlQqVk

* Note, the actual book I purchased in Eton was likely on a solo visit from Andalusia around spring 1996. My mooring number for the Red Herring is 496 BTW. Bacon's Essays are clear evidentiary proof of his style being that of the Shakespeare (one and the same). Bacon also faked his own death. The story told about the Magistrate's death is a concoction of his.

The million dollar question becomes, was Jimi Hendrix the actual reincarnation of Bacon? This tantalizing seeming madness would be very interesting if true.

https://youtu.be/1E-3YrrsRzw

But if that is too far fetched, this lost Hendrix who fried his own poor little brain with too much acid..... And this haughty, aloof, bad reputation almost unknown, mysterious Bacon being like Shakespeare or something, too hard to believe, then consider that Andy never actually existed, and his little black friend didn't either, they were merely players and all the world is just a stage....

Who is Andy?

https://youtu.be/RQSmfzfg2MY

https://youtu.be/YvPerZLPnm4

https://youtu.be/5y_O094dGDU

 

listening to Bill O'Reilly on wabc 77, profiling a monster

 

Bill's not a monster, God bless him. But the style of listeing to him today bears telling as it is somewhat stylish. After sleeping on the Red Herring last night, I noticed the low tide last night was incredibly low. And the moon is fulling. As you know, the moon effects tremendous gravitational (or force of attraction) pull on the oceans. This was so noticeable last night I was tremendously impressed by that fact and also the fact that there was no kind of electrical element to the water's algae. I forget the scientific term for it, bioluminosity, I think it is, where the algae begins to glow electrically when you paddle or touch it. That never happened at all last night. Perhaps this phenomenon repels (opposite 'gravitational' force to attraction) the numerous jellyfish that this year's flooding brought. Certainly there seems to be something mysterious about this sometime bioluminosity and how the jellyfish come and go. 

The Chinese have not completely stripped the south Pacific of fishies although I'm sure they will try to. They certainly are out there stripping the ocean's fish and the only challenges they're getting is from the United States.

So what was unique today, being so lazy, somehow I managed to get out of bed, kayak back to shore, padlock the red kayak. Head into the local sailing club where I'm now a member and have member's rights. Try not to disturb the middle aged ladies in their art class as I beeline to the men's restroom to shower and brush my teeth. Such a beautiful suburb, this Avalon, really special.

Then I headed up to the ute parked about a hundred steps away from the showers, grabbed my charged up labtop computer which i recently bought second hand as its predecessor was probably hacked and ruined (I need to buy a copy of Windows 7 operating system). And did the unthinkable: walk five minutes instead of drive. Da da da! Insert dramatic music. Finding myself sitting opposite one of the bus stops I service on the rare routes I drive through here in the bus, in a cafe. $5 for a measly looking iced coffee. I first encountered ice cubes in coffee with my old spanish girlfriend, Elsa, a half Swiss girl (kind of like the Disney cartoon but I was the cold one).

Now I'm trying to challenge myself to complete the relevant paperwork to get my brother's medical case history (he that I nickname Joseph Stalin). You can imagine if Joseph Stalin in the next life required extensive psychiatric help, in the same way, my brother's case history will make for interesting reading for me. Judging by the amount of unused medication he left behind and the stories he told me, and knowing what an absolute sadistic psycho he was, and how he used to go on yearly jaunts to 'schoolies' to hang out with the 18 year old graduating high school kids partying in Queensland, even when he was like 30 years old and hanging out with them alone! Sounds like fun but I hope there aren't any carcasses buried somewhere of folks he hopefully hasn't murdered as he seemed like the serial killer type.

I will be looking forward to reading his case history when I get it, that's for sure. It coincides with costing estimations I'm doing for our sister, Trish, in Spain, for a portion of his (Stalin's - just a nickname, not his actual real name) estate. According to the Koran I think she's entitled to a sixth of his estate as he never married or had kids. So I would definitely give her that and maybe even double it, the extra being not really as a measure of his Estate but as an extension of our mother's estate. Since the koran says that giving money is for family members (and the needy). Wouldn't want to upset the absolute crap out of God or anything y'all. Probably gonna pay to be God fearing and all.

Britney saga, who's paying the bills bitches?

 Britney dijo: 

“I didn’t need a family hiding shit in houses and whispering shit behind my back. Feeling subconsciously guilty because I paid for every fucking thing in both homes. I needed unconditional love and support,” she concluded.

Interesting fact about Spanish:

A crumb is una miga

A female friend is una amiga

They almost sound the same. So far from Britney and her family I have not exchanged any money, or crumbs. But I agree with Britney, why pay these bitches' bills when they just don't get her psychology. Tell them to get farked yer farken shluts and fugg off and get yer own flagon yer shluts.

Nobody should EVER refer to my choreography as 'traumatizing' either BTW, think about it. Andrew's dad doesn't tolerate losers so just suck that up....

https://youtu.be/l-ZyYtoKuUs

Moving on, congratulations Liz Truss and her merry band of chocolate gollywogs and sand niggers (yes that's right, no Nepalese amongst them, is it racism????)

Her Majesty received Liz and neither lady proclaimed: 'take this thing back to Baltimore!'

https://youtu.be/aSM7eX7D4MM

So that's good, right?

Checking in with Bill O'Reilly, he's definitely not an elephant man and he's not overly fond of a mooncalf either you mooncalf you

 

He's a real nice guy, got a good heart:

https://youtu.be/ykU3BUQ7ajI

I like this Bull [sic]. Now what he's saying first off about the news media and progressive left and etc is all true and accurate. The real problem is that universities are breeding grounds for radical druggy leftists.

What he's saying about China, not so sure. 

Biden's definitely a screw up, absolute do gooder and dangerous for safety within America and the idea of printing out four trillion dollars is absolutely crazy. But I still think he has backbone.

Interesting question: if you were to hide Bill in a gigantic underground cavern, twenty football fields in surface area, with an average cavern height of eighty yards. With stalactites and stalagmites representing an absolute cacti portfolio. If you were to release only three bats into this little world, Cedric, Friedrich and Morgan. Which would locate O'Reilly first by radar and where exactly would he be?

Here's a documentary on Napoleon:

https://youtu.be/uC8TK7GH85o

Joe Biden, first abomination as President, is he an elephant man?? Not yet bitches, won't be long though

Chinese proverb say: fuck up President is as fuck up President does....

John's like an Elephant man

https://youtu.be/sF19L00KbAI

In other news Britney release rainbow 🌈🌈🌈 fart from the mouth (have a statement). I got a statement: get farked yer farken shlut .... Yeah yer farken shlut get farked yer fuggen shlut...... Zzzzzzzzz (drunken sleep ensues under a tree in a park)....

Man the idiot dildos at Fox News have that expert mouth farter Piers Morgan on when they could just stulick Rachel on an elephant and toss her a thong. That dopey Hollywood bimbo what's her name, Meg Ryan? She could ride an elephant.... 

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/real-reason-meg-ryan-didnt-213250904.html

Man I would say the reason Meg Ryan never returned for Top Gun Maverick is that Tom Cruise is a homo but actually I'm not macho enough to say that so it wouldn't be precisely ethical, just almost sayin'

Wow now they got Charlie Hurt on Fox News, whoever that is. He looks physically more like Hunter Biden than Beau did. Amazing. Give him a crack pipe and some toilet paper for a script and we have a hit movie.

I guess I have to explain to non Americans what running interference is. I'm not even sure as I only spent like eighteen months stateside then just kicking it with Americans elsewhere. I think it refers to football players doing shit to block the other team's players. Like if twenty really high up FBI agents have t-shirts that say 'i love crack cocaine' probably they're looking out for Joe and Hunter, definitely just sayin', not just almost sayin', running interference...

Anyway I don't really know what it means or where it comes from but here's Linda Blair in the Exorcist anyway, tormenting Dimmy, pretty spooky like Joe's last big PR event....

https://youtu.be/PxloaEhwzPA

Benji commissions MTV to save New Zealand from their pitiful patheticness

 

Background music as back story is revealed:

https://youtu.be/fk_IkF4tvRc

Legolas and Gimli son of Gloin must walk the paths of the dead seeking to raise an army.

https://youtu.be/WwHmcuwrfCM

Similarly, all the people of MTV USA, aged 75 or less, must sever and each raise (only if he/she or zer has an actual working hand or sophisticated and working substitute in lieu of) a plastic Star Wars Stormtrooper right leg and pledge as follows: I hereby pledge to investigate and discover and reform, wherever practicable, each and every form of stupidity and ignorance I find in the peoples populating New Zealand. I do so willingly, with my Star Wars plastic Stormtrooper right leg in my grasp, held up high in a non creepy kind of way. I pledge this earnestly and will see my mission through to the end of 2024 or so, so that I may expose and reform the queefs and turds populating the land of New Zealand. So say I, so say all: ROGER ROGER!

https://youtu.be/d0cVjz1HOp4

Note that a Star Wars Stormtrooper leg is not the same as a Star wars droid leg....

https://youtu.be/t7XfmSUvXgo

The Invisible Swordsman HAS been summoned 

https://youtu.be/e9vPvHO8Kp4

and the President of the United States may or may not have shaken his hand:

https://youtu.be/oU6OwHIayco

REGULATORS!!!!! mount up

Dexter's got competition, he's gonna have to shut his computer down. Also I hate you guys, I hate you guys so much...

 

Shut it down:

https://youtu.be/9v2UA0nFLdI

Hate you guys....

https://youtu.be/Iva6WAhDphM

Spears has been a good mother to me, both Jayden and Britney. If I ever needed unfettered access to raw spaghetti as a child when hungry, they never grabbed her vacuum cleaner pole to stop me. Great mom. 

Now Spears is upset Spears junior not happy with her parenting skills.....

CNN: Britney Spears responds to son Jayden's comments on her mental health and conservatorship.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/02/entertainment/britney-spears-son-jayden-instagram/index.html

Oh almost forgot, Jayden Spears was just in the media, hate him too.... Tell them again General Lee ...

https://youtu.be/VTQ6kKQLbRk

 

And shut up

https://youtu.be/Lpds3V90VbM

Queen Victoria's crazy bitch daughter, Louise

 Interesting documentary on Queen Victoria:

https://youtu.be/lcMsTNmyyeI

Since my own mother's nickname is Queen Victoria, at least it was with me since I saw that Will Ferrell movie about her, and Sherlock Holmes, obviously I can see some similarities in the two women's personalities....

But of the nine children, the most interesting one seems to be Louise, and not in a good way either, but a kind of scandalous way. First she falls pregnant around age 20 to one of her tutors. Her controlling mother removes the tutor and has her next door neighbor, Mr Locock, her gynecologist, deliver Louise's baby. Born out of wedlock. Louise is allowed to raise the baby until age seven or eight.

A similar thing happened with Queen Elizabeth the first, whose marriage was not publicized and whose first child, Francis Bacon, wrote the Shakespeare plays. This is not yet an accepted fact amongst the subnormal private schools teaching subnormal psychology among the British upper classes today. Yet. 

Anyway Louise goes on to start screwing around with her sculpturing tutor. Given how Louise's life plays out, her mother marries her to a gay Scotsman. It must have been interesting to see her life in Scotland after that. She was the first British royal in three hundred years not to be married off to a foreigner as Scotland is not considered a foreign country. In fact Wales or Cornwall where local languages, not English, were in use, might seem more foreign. It would be of most interest to understand Victoria's attitude about marrying Louise to a gay Scot. I don't know the facts, just what this documentary shows, however this is really the child that piques your attention. This Louise somehow manages to continue screwing her old sculpture tutor. She even goes to visit one of her sisters and screws her husband briefly. The sculpting tutor dies while Louise is screwing him, apparently, probably to his wife's dismay.

It's like the Grand Crux wine this Louise, complex.... We'll have to return to it....

See from the afore posted documentary, you might think Victoria arranged Louise's marriage as she had done with all her other kids and grandkids. But from this documentary:

https://youtu.be/rDo3FF3tO6c

https://youtu.be/48PAFiRpNLM

They're saying that Louise chose this guy and she did so because she preferred a gay husband so she could travel around, having adventures and screw all kinds of guys. In Spain we call this being a bon vivant and definitely it appears to be Louise's character. She can even go to Canada and play the saint there and screw Eskimos. 

She's also a lobbyist for women's voting (suffragette movement), something her mother was decidedly against and which in today's western societies would be considered absolute schizophrenia (to be against women's voting rights for choosing democratic leaders in actual direct elections (not fake ones like the last american election)).

Watching this documentary:

https://youtu.be/kM7Ft-c0q8o

The relationship between Campbell and Louise seems less scummy and loveless. The two are probably even screwing by the looks of it. Louise's husband is made Governor General of Canada by the British Prime Minister Disraeli. They are housed in Ottawa. Clearly Louise is a woman that enjoys her sexual flings on the side of her marriage and it may be true her husband was bisexual or impotent or something, or gay, or a paedophile for that matter since the disorder is not unknown amongst the British upper classes (see earlier remarks about subnormality). 

Clearly Louise is a confirmed and convicted adulteress so therefore some kind of avowed liar and evildoer. Bad/trashbag person. I realize a lot of women today think being in an unhappy marriage like she is and screwing other women's husbands is a good thing as it's a sign of women's liberation.

Actually it's not Louise that looks interesting since she just looks like an adulterer, but the relationship with her husband Mr Campbell.

Moving on, what's even more interesting is her current Royal Highness's first cousin, the Duke of Coburg:

https://youtu.be/fbo_5H-vAkM

https://youtu.be/fbo_5H-vAkM

He and Queen Elizabeth the second are actual cousins. Yet when Hitler was preparing to suicide with Eva Braun, he sends a special letter of protection for the Duke. Why? Because the Duke switched sides to the Nazis and it appears that the authority and legitimacy he brought to Hitler was so relished that many Nazi experiments and practices (all quite dastardly old boy) originated in Coburg, where the Duke sat, in Germany.

He was also Queen Victoria's youngest grandson.

Well having mentioned Queen Elizabeth the first and her secret son, Francis Bacon, who was adopted by a neighbor the same as Louise's child was. And Hitler. I would not be surprised if the two ended up father and son in the afterlife, with Hitler being the father. I suppose stranger things would have happened. Apparently scientists have found an entire planet made of cork and it rains diamonds on Saturn and there's that american lady with two heads so go figure.

In fact, this best buddy of Hitler, wouldn't be surprised if Bacon turned out to be in Hitler's next life, Charles, had a beloved sister back in England that never stopped loving him. Despite Britain disowning him and he barely escaped prison after the Nuremberg trials, the sister Alice stays in touch. You can see her next to Queen Elizabeth the second on big royal events like Maverick 2. She probably even handed McEnroe one of those Wimbledon first prize Wheat Bix bowls. 

The revolutionary communist Robin Hood (Joe Biden) doesn't need Wheat Bix bowls or Wheat Bix or facists. He's too busy printing money and passing the inflation reduction act.