Paris, French President Macron has declared 2023 will be the (entire, excepting the non existent February 29) year of admitting its past racism towards England and Germany.
'We realise there were so many actual centuries where we were at war with the English,' the French President said on his way to Starbucks for American coffee (actually not grown in the USA) that might not be France's favorite tasting coffee but definitely not for racial reasons. 'It's like William the Norman invaded England in 1066, so racist bro. Then there was like a war for like a hundred years. We need help as a nation, realising how racist we are. The Napoleon years were off the charts, not only was it a racist time in France for non blacks during the civil war part, then it all just exploded in cannon fire into racism towards the Italians, the Prussians, the Austro Hungarian empire, the Russians and the English and Spain, so racist bro, it's like France needs help so we're setting up these boxes on all the street corners where people from all over the world can leave suggestions on how we can be less racist in France. Just write your suggestion on paper and slip it into the non anti-female slot on top of the dropbox, and voilá, not to use a cliched word or anything.
After that we'll have national screening of Top Gun Maverick for the rest of Bastille Day and then a non racist bbq for everyone, taxpayer funded. There won't be any French food so it won't be racist. Cheers!
Vive la France cuz (but not in a racist way y'all)...
https://youtu.be/YA8bEGM8EgQ
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