Dear Brad, I really liked you in Fury bro. Not in a creepy, let's teabag eachother's faces and play murder in the dark 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Way' either bro. Seriously bro.
I do not even like watching gay porn movies like Tarantino made this and Tarantino made that. Here's the deal Brad, I can see shacking up with Angelina would be tiresome. Women are super high maintenance and impossible to please. Marriage is really only for poor folks with dopey jobs and co-dependent psychos anyway so I wouldn't sweat it much.
Bro everyone in Australia needs you to save well-heeled Australians from the frustrated Mexican enabling nutjobs at ICE USA bro. Read this article uncle Brad, look what they did to poor old cousin Jack Dunn from vistoria. Look how they locked him up in a faexes and blood smeared room bro. It's like something out of 12 monkeys. Come on man can you put on your activist shoes? Do it for Vistoria bro. Someone else is probably saving the baby seals bro so can you take one for the team or what bro.
Love you heaps bro but not in a teabaggy creepy way or anything.
Signed
Benji
The Guardian US: Australian traveller strip-searched, held in US prison and deported over little-known entry requirement.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/08/australian-traveller-strip-searched-held-in-us-prison-and-deported-over-little-known-entry-requirement
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