Monday, July 11, 2022

Channel 9's A Current Affair show, Matt Damon's 'Last Duel', snow chains and rape

 

If you remember those old video games from the 1980s with a joystick and two buttons, and use that as a metaphor for the race that cannot be named by northern Spanish Asturian Celtic Jews like Benji without sounding racist (hint: the Anglo Saxons).

 

Normally on a video game from the 1980s these two buttons are shoot and jump but if they were on the ANZ Anglo Saxon I suppose they would be coerce and gaslight. I suppose it isn't coercion when you're leading people and not gaslighting when you're just showing them how wrong they are for not loving rugby or something.


Anyway, this A Current Affair on channel 9, they're bitching about Robert Hughes the paedo from 1980s tv show 'Hey Dad' as watched in Spain. They got his ass thrown in jail then he was getting terrorized in there above and beyond the average. When you consider they actually had a paedo journalist working for them at the time because of their strict "no wogballs welcome SBS is that-a-way" hiring policies, it took them like forever to root out their own paedo. Crickets are all you hear if you raise that topic with them. Absolute crickets. It's being intentionally cringey for the pleasure of it that these a Current Affair Australians are pushing with their paedo journalism. 


We'll talk more about this topic of rape and sexual assaults and allegations in conjunction with the movie from the last post, 'the Last Duel', as this is one of the major themes of the movie, an actual historical rape allegation and actual duel following it as a result, the actual last duel in actual french history from approximately 600 years ago. We'll consider an expert American historian commenting on this movie and its historical accuracy and have some entertaining french music as it was a French rape claim, true or false, then we'll talk more about rape. Sound fun?


American history professor critiques the 'Last Duel' starring Matt Damon:

https://youtu.be/jCDqSxRyyOg


Entertaining french music (non rapey variety):

https://youtu.be/AYmjDR0YYL0


Personally speaking, since most or all women I come into amorous relations with in the past have been extremely welcoming of such advances, women seem to like me, I'll have to focus on a small amount of women where I can personally sense displeasure.


The first two were actual out of the closet self-professed lesbians. They were both happy to share their respective beds with me and lie together overnight but absolutely didn't want me getting remotely close to second base so it was just lie next to the rugmuncher kind of thing, look I'm I'm sleeping beauty rugmuncher. It was like the most impossible IKEA furniture, assembling like trying to, like even remotely getting even to first base with these girls. So I decided not to bother and just sleep next to them as per their preference, so there was no rape allegation. It wasn't simultaneous either otherwise they might have started kissing each other, being rugmunchers.


Then there was the crazy bitch from New Zealand who we will nickname Marguerite, like Matt Damon's wife in the movie. I know for sure she was happy as Larry for me to screw her, which I did. And I know from subsequent experience probably massive percentages of New Zealand women are probably psychos or super manipulative cheating sluts or something, I'm not sure but my red flags are up about them, there's something about them that seems more dishonest and catty and aware than the average Australian woman that I can see.

 

When I say I screwed this New Zealand lady we're nick-naming Marguerite, I don't mean I was dry jumping her like Matt Damon dry humps Jodie Comer in the movie, I mean I screwed her.  Immediately after I screwed her, which she absolutely did not resist and positively seemed to enjoy, she then broke down and started crying and said she had been raped. I just assumed immediately she was referring to something that had happened to her immediately or some time like less than a year or so before she even met me. I think I screwed her on the second or third date. She kept coming back for more and more and I knew she was enjoying it but she never mentioned the rape again and neither did I and I always just assumed she was talking about some actual prior trauma and not trying to actually manipulate me. I left the relationship after six weeks or so and just assumed she was a psycho who had been raped by some random dude before she met me. It just occurred to me now for the first time it could have been her father or stepfather or uncle or someone like that, I never really thought about it much. I told her later about my marriage plans and she congratulated me good naturedly and when we were a couple she emailed a photo with her baby niece or nephew. She was an Anglo Saxon from what I could see which I consider a difficult and troubled race best to not get too carried away with but polite and practical and friendly and even noble at their best.


Anyway yeah that lady Marguerite, the Anglo, certainly I think somebody probably did rape her and screwing me for the first time made her feel comfortable around me to break down and spit out the truth. She never tried to actually blame me for anything except bad manners for not saying thanks one time after she bought me a meal. I realise nutjob Anglos can use that as a pretext for attack as some psycho Anglo Saxon mother actually drove her psycho Anglo Saxon son to my house to punch me in the gut for not saying thanks for her giving me a ride one time. The Anglo Saxons of Australia and New Zealand, at worst, are psychos.


So look you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a lady's man, plenty of time to type. Now I'll tell you about Matt Damon's movie with Jodie Comer and Adam Driver and how I can actually relate to it. Considering I definitely do not consider myself to be a sexual assaulter of women. If I grab boob, it's because I'm wanted there or the above mentioned carpet muncher says no and I'm ok with that. 

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The next day or so, I'm so thrilled I've finally used snow chains for the first time. It was such a struggle getting them on (add 'em driver) when it's a snow white mat day man. But it really paid off! After that tremendous struggle of applying snow chains to my tires for the first time ever, what a sense of achievement and how well they work! You're really getting a traction! Fantastic. Definitely consider the snow fields of Kosciusko (New South Wales) for your July holidays, even if you reside in America. After so many weeks of talking to folks in Colorado lately for my mid life crisis issues or whatever they are, I realised how they must struggle themselves over there with snowy roads and putting chains on their cars in the winter also. It's the human condition!


Anyway, speaking of snow chains in July and snow chains in December, crunching through their respective months' snow, let's consider the names Adolfo (Adolf) and Jesús (Jesus), both of these names are common in Spain! No-one needs to stop calling their kid Adolfo just because six million Jews were killed or anything like that. And Adolf Hitler, in truth, regardless of mass murders and thuggery and what not, is a guy that moved Germany from the absolute wretched and insufferable unworkability of the post Weimar republic galloping hyperinflation, definitely to the brink of destruction, but from there rose the mighty Germany of today, after the Russian intervention was over. So even though everyone can agree Hitler and his Nazis were impossibly horrible, truly Germany found no other path from galloping hyperinflation and the absolute brink of failure to today's mighty Germany, then through the precarious path of destruction espoused by the Nazis. I've never heard of anyone in Spain saying that Adolfo is an inappropriate name. In America calling your child Adolf would lead to very severe reactions, but in Spain it's absolutely humdrum, very average.


While Jesus (pronounced differently to english Jesus) is incredibly common in the Spanish speaking world, south of the United States, even within the United States and even within Spain, it is absolutely culturally unheard of to name an actual recently newborn child 'Christ'. However in eastern Europe it is opposite, Xristo is a common name amongst the Bulgarians including the famous soccer striker from the 1990s Bulgarian national soccer team and the famous Bulgarian NY based artist Xristo. It is like being called Kevin: Xristo, Jesus, Adolfo, depending on where you are, it's as common as being called Norm.


Now in closing our discussion of rape, consider Norm here. Notice he is not associated with rape in any way:

https://youtu.be/GNjEge3Awl8

https://youtu.be/XmBYVKHlzLI


That's good French rap music my friend, enjoy it....

https://youtu.be/XlLGV5pSlXo



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