Effecting an oil change on my american made motor, using suction

 

So for $12.95 I got a little suction device and effected my first oil change in that wise, today. 

I believe it's an American made motor because it sports a sticker saying made in the USA with american and foreign made parts.

I elected for a three step backward step shuffle to squirt the oil out. Sucking oil from engine chamber then stepping backwards three steps to squirt old oil out on the bushes. Then I noticed one of the house hamsters getting too close to the old oil. You could add dill to your oil in that situation if you're interested in murdering your hamster. Just sayin'. Then you'd be illin' and dillin', again, just sayin'. 

I refilled with fresh oil, removing the seal and started the engine a couple of times. A fair amount of smoke belched out briefly while it was still mostly empty of oil. Not unlike a Spanish Iberia airlines jumbo or a 'new' Russian commercial jumbo jet in need of maintenance.

The new oil is on a correct level but there's a goodly leftover amount of the old oil that should have been changed earlier that is mixing in a little and degrading it a little. Will have to re-change around Xmas maybe. Will make a note on my scheduler.

Trump Pence hit DC

https://youtu.be/NLWM0aMwF-0

The jury has found Trump Pence guilty of never effecting an oil change on a cement mixing truck 

That's a lie that's a goddamn lie f*** you you black motherfucker!!!

Get him the f*** out of my courtroom right now, out right now!!!!

Tell them Dre!

https://youtu.be/qZuxPKUVGiw

Hey y'all, me just simple bus driver ok? Try going into a male bus drivers' restroom. Might ruffle a few lesbian and transgender feathers. Not to mention upsetting the ladies. Pretty dirty, know what I mean? The graffiti on the walls I mean. Dirty pictures etc. Kinda funny too though.

Heck, in light of all that and considering we haven't utilized the wavey screen effect with harp music, like in the Brady Bunch.... Can you imagine what a sit down interview with Trump and Pence might look like now?

Mr and Mr President, Vice President. Again I'm sorry to bring up these scurrilous charges from the mainstream media, you've both been found guilty of not effecting an oil change on a cement mixing truck, meaning you're white bred redneck chicken shit mother effers.

Mike Pence: we are mother effers, technically that's true. But we think it's appalling manners to speak so. 

Trump: right, I mean I sometimes get a red neck if I don't wear suncream in July, I'm definitely guilty of that.

Ok it's embarrassing, let's just go on to an easier question: what's your favorite kind of blue? Elph stone, Cobalt, Sapphire or some other kind. You can just answer at the end if you want. Also what's both your favorite green? Emerald, Jade, dark fir green, etc. Maybe just go to a paintshop and email a color scheme for that one. Definitely not socially awkward like if I were to ask you should I get gender reassignment surgery should I get a rabbi to cut my johnson off, so awkward.

Trump: I don't think I know any rabbis that would do that.

Let's not get into religious freedoms just yet. Unless your priest is Alfred E Neumann. Consider these humorous, 'What evil lurks in the hearts of men' silhouettes. Apparently nice people everywhere but their silhouettes yield a chilling mural of murder and mayhem. What might we see on the sillouette wall in a meeting between you guys and Senate Democrats.

Mike Pence: I'm fully expecting to be raped with a blunt instrument while my organs are ripped out and eaten.

Trump?

Donald Trump: ditto.

Mike Pence: black might not be the most racially sensitive choice of color for that silhouette Ben, how about a nice turquoise blue?

Trump: turquoise is green isn't it?

Ben: I think it can be either. So how about cancelling gay marriage and counselling kids to change gender, can we just make that a crime? If we can't repeal gay marriage can we make three way gay throuples raising designer genetic babies illegal? Donald any ideas? I mean to be honest with you Donald, fuck going to North Korea. How did that turn out for Otto and Dennis Rodman? Pretty hit and miss right? And fuck ceding any more territory to china too. Just a thought.

Mike Pence: Ben I'm kinda getting tired, can we just kick back and listen to Snoop for a bit?

Yes we can Michael..... Tell them Snoop....

https://youtu.be/-6hxH80TCp8