Ok so it's 1135am and I'm waiting at the bus stop for the bus, unlike when I was living in queens NYC, I will drive the bus away when it comes.
Tammy Bruce from fox news is the product of an affair and doesn't know who her father was (wasn't me). The black guy David said our sun will explode in ten billion years.
I walked into meal room at depot precisely as an African chap was about to run off and throw a javelin at a sports meet. I tossed my lamb into the fridge and quipped, 'spearchucka' to my colleagues and then joked that I'm going to get fired and walked out the room the opposite door. What a racist.
On the walk to the bus stop one of my colleagues was kind enough to acknowledge my existence as we stepped so we ended up walking the 100 yards or so 'walk of shame' (what the bus driver from LA calls it) together and chatting amicably. He used to be in the tree shredding game three decades I take it.
On the bus, BJ, from Avalon, was around and about a second time and I was able to clarify his regular cafes he hangs out as. He can be my first buddy in Avalon after the big house warming there with the boat or Jodi Comer or whatever.
Before stepping out of the depot and after coming downstairs from the javelin shot on tv, I ran into one of the ladies I work with. She's older than me by the looks of it and I know her name but can't remember it. Moi started mumbling idiotically once I got a load of her earring on her left earlobe. It's like a giant circle of her actual flesh is missing in the middle of it then her right ear isn't like that but has an earring in the top part. I mentioned my eyebrow piercing from way back and did my new (it's a northern beaches insular peninsula nutjob thing y'all) weirdo used car salesman laugh like the guy from Spain that does Mozart's laugh in Amadeus in spanish. On the bus there was actually one female earring with clasp where the cash boxes used to be before we went cashless. I'll give that to Scarlet Bella for her collection.
Regarding parenting with daughters, my parenting style in general is kind of like a very can do military approach. Everything can be done. Same time girls appreciate their privacy. It gets pretty girly coz I'm already thinking about lecturing the older daughter on protecting her jewellery from the younger daughter.
Basic training is pretty much over so no point yelling at everyone. I told my kids how my father would growl at me, 'you are going backwards!' And did all my counselling with all the great folks in Colorado, Illinois, northern California, Cincinnati Ohio and wherever else, Alaska, etc, in the United States plus the folks at lifeline and mensline Australia, peace be upon them all.
Some young Slovakian lady was on the bus, a doctor fixing to migrate to Australia. What we say in Spain, she 'had a dust', which in British English, with their flats and pounds they say, 'a nice sort of bird.' I gave her my phone number just in case, southern hospitality.
If time travel were a thing, here's what my relationship with Tammy Bruce might look like, as her father.....
https://youtu.be/a0XiztFUZlc
Say, I've just made up a joke, what time was the pharaoh's bus due?
2:10 comin'
fade in to music....
https://youtu.be/NN3c9VA_Zq0
Too much rap music probably warps the mind.
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