new digs

backyard with tent 

thank God for my new home and stop living with that stupid worthless russian cyka of a mother in law, i hope she chokes on a bone (not literally), i'll crap on her grave one day! (probably literally)... what's wrong with that russian woman, tsar Putin? did some nasty anti-Mensheviks drag away her father when she was a little girl? that her issue? go dig up some records and report back, something loud and clear, let me know.... or else

now observe between the tent and little storage unit you'll see a blue camping chair (the tent is for first few nights at my dig), the view from that blue seat, facing the humble garden is another masterpiece of God, insects, flies, summertime sun, splashes of shade and wind kissing the leaves, thank God God is a MAN!  not a woman! can you imagine if God was a WOMAN? well that's actually what we have here on Earth with a lot of people in the west, hence the dysfunction, but my God is a MAN! Good on you God!

look at this by mozart, what a wonderful piece of artistry... it's in english too, never heard the meaning of this song until now but it's very amusing........... papageno is having woman issues with papagena so decides to decorate a tree with a hanging corpse of himself....... he looks like a bird because he's a bird-catcher! that's his disguise.... the music is very pleasing --- and the lyrics too - quite amusing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIdTirLolM  (magic flute)

el divorcio

well the stupid bitch i married and had a kid with insists on separating

i really feel betrayed......... also i lament the position i now find myself in......... my main reason for not suiciding is that as i firmly believe in reincarnation, i do not see the need to end my life at this point as i do not wish my subsequent human experiences after that to be as a helpless baby, than an infant, than a teenager after that.......... i do not need to have those human experiences next..........as my childhood was sufficiently unhappy, as was my youth, to not want to repeat it........

you know, if americans weren't so stupid, i would have married an american woman a long time ago, but they're all too busy getting that cunts rubbed up by DHS people every time they fly like the dumbarses that they are so fuck them

being thoroughly betrayed by a stupid russian, make me wonder if i shouldn't go live in russia and continue to get fucked up the arse by that treacherous and miserably pathetic race...... maybe i will, i have no idea

i don't even know what example to represent to my son, should i set an example that says, yes, it's okay for women to pretend they have dicks and run around like little swarthy lesbian dykes, dictating their terms neverendingly, should i tow that line, like a little bitch, and act in a way that condones it? wouldn't it be better just to leave my son, given his mother refuses to maintain a normal marital relationship and leave him to the world and let him discover for himself what worthless, treacherous whores women are? possibly

i have to do something, that's for sure........ i guess i'll stick around some more and accumulate some more money and see how i like being an absentee father and loser to the western dream of female supremacy in affairs of marriage and child-rearing

if you're reading this God, i hope you're happy with what you have created......... i shake my fist at you! you know it's true.........but that's meaningless anyway, since God is everything, fist, air, hell, heaven, all states of mind, everything in one......... so why bother dragging God into this.........

i don't want to become a dissipate, fucking all kinds of stupid 20 something year old bitches just for sex and becoming a drunk and possibly a pothead again........ i don't think i should repeat that bullshit, i am too old at 37 to spend years chasing after 20 something year old beaver and slamming shots down........ already i am drinking vodka and have gotten one 20 something year old hottie's phone number........

i'm sure lots of divorced guys go through, have gone through, and will go through what i'm going through

unfortunately, i think this western business we have of women not obeying their husbands is really betraying us...... there was even a commercial in america, political, some woman criticizing some republican guy as taliban dan brown or whatever his name was, for saying that women should submit to their husbands.... well they should, and if only the taliban realizes it then they were right and george bush was wrong.......... at least in that point of argument..............

it's funny for people to proclaim to be judeo-christian to reject the notion of women obeying their husbands, since it's a big part of the bible anyway

it just goes to show that people are a joke and you just cannot win, doesn't matter what you do......... it's depressing to think about it

commenting on the famous journalist Forbes Bootsworth's recent polemic comments on USA today network

the famous journalist Forbes Bootsworth, made some very polemic statements recently which have set off a flurry of internet blogs and talk back commentary, he said it's not fair to compare march hares with bunny wabbits because the two are from different genetic backgrounds.

Immediately PETA was up in flames, so to speak, decrying his discriminatory statements and they immediately lodged a lawsuit against him.

The Association for the Easter Bunny (A4DEB) were not impressed either as a great many of their members were march hares and found Bootsworth's comments vile and reprehensible.

On Capitol Hill, both leftists and rightists were thoroughly incensed by the seemingly hateful remarks, citing it as another example of racial vilification.

Even the Society for Chocolate Bunny Wabbits representing the dairy farmers' union couldn't keep silent, immediately calling for Bootsworth's resignation, 'we will not be happy until he quits journalism, period,' they said in a statement.

What's the big deal? That's Benji's question, obviously, this is not considered to be a culturally aware question, which is why no-one pays Benji for his insights, but really, who cares? March hare, bunny wabbit, so what if they do have some genetic differences, isn't that normal? What's the big deal? Can someone please inform Benji what the big deal is?

Las Vegas cabbie returns $300,000 left in back seat of his car

http://news.yahoo.com/las-vegas-cabbie-turns-300-000-left-back-024856193.html

he 'just wanted to do the right thing'..... but the money came from gambling, which is the WRONG thing...... of course it's tempting to do the 'right thing'..... call me the anti-christ, or just dishonest, but if i had thought KEEPING ALL of that money was the right thing then that's what i would have done....... and maybe it WOULD have been the right thing to do...... won't know until it happens.......... and who knows? How did the claimant prove he actually WON that money? it's easy for him to say he WON it gambling, and what if the claimant didn't actually leave his money there? who the hell leaves $300,000 in the back seat of a taxi for Christ's sake????

let's change the topic to jewish morals, observe the following scenario:

Shmendrick is a part-time Jew.... he rarely observes Chavas, rarely observes Hannakuh, rarely attends official Synagogue events like Bar-Mitzvahs, etc........ he doesn't believe much in a kind of Jewish God, preferring to believe instead in a less anthro-promorphic God (less human like), however, in all of his thinking, habits, acts, etc, he is a fine upstanding man, an excellent father, a good husband, a generous sharer of his wealth with the less fortunate........ if he doesn't understand some doctrinal matter, he prefers not to think about it and keeps an open mind..........one day Shmendrick goes to the synagogue to light a candle for his dead great-grandmother, more on a whim, than anything else.......... there, at the door, a 3rd party employee employed by the Synagogue who isn't a Jew, tells Shmendrick he may not enter the synagogue as he is innappropriately dressed, specifically because he isn't wearing any side tassles........

then Shmendrick notices a guy enter the door of the Synagogue, he recognizes the guy as someone he once heard was rumored to have a good, upstanding public profile within the Jewish community, but who keeps a mistress clothed and sheltered, unbeknownst to his social relations and his own family........Shmendrick has this from a very reliable source but has no interest in disturbing the man's social reputation or marriage by revealing his secret.....the other guy doesn't recognize Shmendrick at all, as he rarely attends social Jewish events....... however, he is allowed admittance as he is wearing the prescribed hip tassles.........

what is the moral of this story?

now let's observe some chinese morality, five chinamen go into a chinese restaurant in iraq........ they are in iraq on business, they are NOT from communist china and they are all black belts in some chinese martial art......... all they want are some chicken dumplings, that's not even a lot to ask for, they think to themselves.... when they get to the restaurant, it turns out there isn't even one chinese person working at the place, despite its boast of being a chinese restaurant, the chinese guys do not consider themselves to be racist and they do not want to discriminate against anyone, but they just don't know if an iraqi can make a proper chicken dumpling, regardless of their religion, sunni/shi-ite/christian or ethnicity, assyrian/kurd/arab/whatever......... after struggling to order in arabic, why doesn't anyone there even speak any chinese? the guys sit down, wait way too long for their food and then when the chicken dumplings arrive, they are no good, they taste like they've been made with newspaper for filling, instead of chicken...... these chinese guys aren't even from communist china, so they are used to the rule of law and have never seen a chicken dumpling made from newspaper pulp instead of chicken, despite this being a popular way for dumpling purveyors to save money in communist china......... finally, the chinese guys had had enough and start swinging round-house kicks and flying jump kicks and throwing some kind of karate chops and alot of waiters end up on the floor.........

who, if anyone, is a racist in this story? why?

dear santa

thanks for all the south park episodes, have really enjoyed them today, the michael jackson one, the killer guinea pigs, the one where cartman toilet papers the art teacher's house........ would it be too much to ask for a news report stating that Alan Colmes is walking around Chelsea and sees a couple of guys (above) after a busy day shooting reality TV and they ask him the time but he thinks they're making a sexual advance, coz it's Chelsea and then they beat him because they think he's disrespecting them but it was all a big misunderstanding, and then Steven Seagull gets the holiday blues because his 19th wife leaves him coz it's christmas and pigs don't fly so he decides to go to Chelsea to try the grape for a change and then he sees Alan Colmes discriminating against a couple of innocent guys busy after a day of reality TV shooting so he runs to their defense and beats up Holmes some more.......... is that too much to ask Santa? 

fuck Alan Colmes, fuck him!

that's what you want to tell the crack pipe hitting voiceover announcer guy every time he starts with his bullshit.

and then say: we hope he gets pursued by a monstrous female lesbian gorilla next time he goes to the zoo, and we wish we could watch the pursuit and label Holmes the great taboo, 'descriminater' for running from the furry beast. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that scenario, let me tell you.

English redneck and uncle tom Americans declare a race war against Hispanics

black and white America are currently at war with Hispanics in America based on purely racial prejudices. Families are being torn apart under the satanic rule of congress and the presidency and the courts.

Let us solemnly invoke with the full force of our trust in him the power of God now to overcome this race enemy of the spanish people on American territory. Que asi sea.

can you imagine? The arch fuckwits jimmy fallon there with the eunuchs john Stewart and the bitch arse female with an Adams apple Colbert, the epitome of human failure, parasiting yearly from hard working Hispanics with families to support until they are ungratefully evicted by the scum of the earth u.s. Government!

and then these redneck anglos and Swede hybrids with uncle tom have the audacity to invoke"prayers" and "god"! To the devil with these abominations. May mother nature crush them in a storm!

Hugs.

alan colmes tussles intellectually with the deep south rednecks

colmes argues Moses is a mythical figure and Jews are stupid to believe in the parting of the red sea. Colmes goes on to argue the Jewish books from the old testament consist solely of the words, "ticki ticki boo boo", any Jewish rabbi would disown the babbling gibberer colmes.

latest olvier Stone american history documentary instalment

episode x, the one with the gore bush election..... Benji approves Olivier

SNL, DR PHIL with DMX,...

so Benji condascended to view another SNL, this one from 2012, featuring paul simon.... interested Jewry of the world might be pleased to know Benji was not overly displeased by this modest attempt at humor by the SNL people

from 3 months ago, approx, there's a DMX interview with Dr. Phil -- on now -- all i know about the guy, was that he spent a while locked up in a prison in arizona --- saw it on youtube a long time ago -- he seemed very chill about it at the time

ever had to crap in public? benji has

a new yorker girl from lawng eye-lend got into my taxi a few weeks ago and i informed her that one time i had to poop in public because i just couldn't keep it in any longer

"get out of here!?" she said in disbelief

it was true too, it was my brother's fault, he kept promising the chess cafe we were heading to was 'just a few minutes away', 'almost there'.... this went on and on and then i crapped on a street corner in a little patch of grass there, someone passing by in a car laughed, not sure how my butt got wiped after that

TIME MAGAZINE asks if Christine Lagarde can save Europe; Benji answers: No, she's a dumb bitch

but it wouldn't matter even if she weren't, coz it's just a dumb question, but the typical lame, pastel-colored with chic tartan sock style you get from the dummies at TIME that only employ writers that have a document from some university saying they most definitely believe humans evolved from monkeys and evolution is a big accident.............

so to hell with TIME magazine......

before we mention the idiot Alan Colmes again and the pathetically lame 'news cycle' over in america, let's state that the great heroes that create South Park and American Dad and Family Guy...... these guys are like the Chief in 'One flew over the cuckoos nest' after he starts getting on a roll in basketball, that scene, strutting from hoop to hoop.
http://youtu.be/cm3Cl1_6520
Condescending to the pathetic daily dribble of the daily news/talk radio cycle is too far beneath these mighty avenging angels (or just funny crack-pipe smoking writers), they rally round the family with a pocket full of shells bitches!

for the rest of us, losers - there's the stupid talk radio with its lame daily 'battles' (lame bitch-fests)........... there was some guy that was targeted by some fag lovers for his sexual orientation (hetero/non-slutty/believes in repopulating the planet), it's an open-shut case of sexual discrimination against him and he just needs to take a civil lawsuit against the network that fired him for his sexual orientation, it's real simple........

i know what you're thinking dickwad Holmes*, you're so much more refined and intelligent and even wise than the poor, uneducated rabble (send them to the countryside for re-education, just like during the cultural revolution in China!), becoz [oop! [sic] i need a 150k degree from Harvard** to know that's not how to spell becoz!] you don't use hateful gay slurs like 'fag'..... you're so urbane........but, for a well-traveled, well-lived fellow like Benji, Benji knows that amongst the gay men, this term is tossed around among themselves liberally, among very promiscuous gay men, it's a term of endearment.......... similarly 'black folk' (a racist term which isn't even cozy anymore and barely even quaint), bandy the term 'nigger' around each other familiarly........ and no-one criticized Tarantino for using the term so many times in Pulp Fiction........ so many african-americans were jealous of him after that movie came out, that was the least concern on their mind was the usage of the term 'nigger' so excessively.....

but this is why the lameys, and yes, Benji counts himself amongst them, listens to the talk-radio and stupid lame news cycle........ so that the bitches can have listeners........

we'll bash Holmes some mo' probably soon for being such a girlie wusbag baloney pooping and breathin' mach(ine) soon mabes......... but now let's discuss the Breeders (musical ensemble) some more.... Benji rates them extremely highly, in mathematical terms, when you multiple a number, e.g., 'x' by itself one time, that's x raised to the power of 2.... example: x=3.... x to the power of 2 (written with a little mini 2 above the x, is akin to saying: 3x3, which is equal to 9.... very simple)........... but there's a value in mathematics: 'n'...... so that you raise any number, say 'x' (where x equals your weekly pay check for example, in u.s. dollars prior to QE1 and QE2, you raise that value 'x' to the 'nth' degree, to the power of 'n', where 'n', again, is a variable...... let's call that variable value for 'n' now, for the sake of argument, the following marvelous song by the Breeders: and then we'll wait until the next thing we hear about explode on the tv or on the radio or as we walk past a newspaper front page at the gas station, the odds state that that explosion will be a suicide bomber in pakistan, maybe)........ the nth degree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_l4ZOVJ-ts   (divine hammer)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breeders


* you're momma's so fat, she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters land on her, biatch; i'll steal your lunch money you pants-wetter!

** how'd you enjoy living in tents you degree holding bitches? i'll kick your arses!

trippy fact

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPpdfj7_lTM&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvPpdfj7_lTM%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

the breeders

it struck me as trippy, in Richmond, Virginia, the first news story after 9/11, on the free to air public news, the big national channels, was about the guy i was working for cleaning roofs, about his uncle drowning in Belize while scuba diving, he even came with his girlfriend one day, dressed for a funeral

Benji passes judgement on Alam Colmes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_colmes

you will note that this is not by any means a hurried judgement.........having seen the man make occasional contributions on o'reilly factor since about four years ago now and having tuned in, very infrequently to his radio show..... i can now safely judge Colmes BEHAVIOR........... what makes him behave this way, i cannot say, but i hazard to guess it's because he's a russian bolshevik, at heart, that never had its chance to sing and cry on the stage of the bolshevik revolution back in his native russia............

the biggest issue at heart with Colmes is the same as with all 'leftists' and 'liberals' --- namely, they do not believe in Cosmic Order, Divine Intelligence, Intelligent Design, a Higher Power.......... nothing like that........ for these people, they actually believe in Chaos theory, evolution was a big, unplanned accident...... men accidentally evolved from monkeys.........there is no Soul..........

this is even worse than the notion amongst the Christian evangelists that Jesus died on the cross, that you only live once and then go to hell or heaven for eternity, that the doctrine of Eternal Life does not encapsulate the doctrine of reincarnation and eternal return..........

obviously, both sides are ignorant, but the former are by far the more severely ignorant, by far.............

therefore it's not possible to listen to someone like Colmes talk, to a person with a basic understanding of cosmic reality, because you're dealing with not only a crass ignoramus, but also, as is always the case with the ignorant: an offensively arch-hypocrite

let's look at Colmes self-righteous do-gooder psychology because it's perfectly emblematic of the 'leftists' and 'liberals' in general:  decrying homosexual behavior (not people) as incompatible with reproduction is wrong and evil (gay couple can do ivf, surrogacy, etc, and raise children -- and they are!)....... poor african people should be avoided in reality, but spoken of in glowing terms in public, money should be thrown at them by tax-payers in direct proportion to the amount of time the do-gooder wishes to avoid blacky in the real-world...............  do not take up blacky's cross with him, but do condescend to him and make him not expect to compete as an equal by giving him special exemptions constantly.......

after all this posturing, the Colmes and lefties, so much WISER in terms of equality and anti-slavery, the first stop with them is the mexican cantina to get their pound of flesh from the mexican slaves there, working undocumented, in many cases even having arrived in america at age 1 or having been born there and watching their parents deported, you never hear the Colmes and liberals bitching about human rights for hispanics, never......... complete morons

the quality of mercy is twice bless-ed --- the pound of flesh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvU5CVHHmk

Lamborghini by central train station, about an hour ago - 140am friday 20th

now that quote is from the woman, Portia, who is dressed as a man, both to defend her husband's best friend, Antonio, from the ruthless Jew, Shylock, and also she is dressed as a man to test her husband's fidelity..... from Shakespeare's play, the Merchant of Venice........... my father made a point of having his four children read the parts around the dinner table when we were little kids......... the general home decoration in the setting of the time, 1980s western sydney, might have been a bit too much for all of us, including drinking from old jars instead of normal glasses, and, well at least the walls were painted, although not well, after my mother's tendency over at least a year or two, as i recall, of throwing her coffee dregs on the walls..... eww

anyway, i chose that quote for today's posting as they reported on some american news channel that Putin or his government, or rather, the Russian government has pardoned some greenpeace protesters and what not -- at least they'll have interesting stories to tell of russian prisons

now here are the stations i seem to be able to get:

am1380 - the answer - i think from sacramento california, with the bill bennett there and others

fox news of course, with its precious little media darlings there

it seems it's possible to get the glenn beck and maybe to get a dennis miller show too although still unclear about the latter

a number of other conversative channels which we might mention by and by


now tonight i had some rich banker type customer who was peeved after partying 6 hours with his rich mining clients.......... he told me all about their cocaine, whore, booze parties over the years, business as usual and invited me into his home for a cigarrette, he offered me some pot but i don't smoke it anymore - so just smoked a cigarette -- Porsche driver

not much to report, sure would like to take a performance car like that Lamborghini onto a racetrack one day -- and truth be told -- i can actually afford to drive a professional rally car a few laps, which i might end up doing at some point for kicks ---

PORTIA: The quality of mercy is not strain'd,

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown;
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God's
When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
That, in the course of justice, none of us
Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there.


PORTIA

A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine:
The court awards it, and the law doth give it.

SHYLOCK

Most rightful judge!

PORTIA

And you must cut this flesh from off his breast:
The law allows it, and the court awards it.

SHYLOCK

Most learned judge! A sentence! Come, prepare!

PORTIA

Tarry a little; there is something else.
This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood;
The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh:'
Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh;
But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed
One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods
Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate
Unto the state of Venice.

GRATIANO

O upright judge! Mark, Jew: O learned judge!

SHYLOCK

Is that the law?

PORTIA

Thyself shalt see the act:
For, as thou urgest justice, be assured
Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desirest.

GRATIANO

O learned judge! Mark, Jew: a learned judge!

SHYLOCK

I take this offer, then; pay the bond thrice
And let the Christian go.

BASSANIO

Here is the money.

PORTIA

Soft!
The Jew shall have all justice; soft! no haste:
He shall have nothing but the penalty.

GRATIANO

O Jew! an upright judge, a learned judge!

PORTIA

Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flesh.
Shed thou no blood, nor cut thou less nor more
But just a pound of flesh: if thou cut'st more
Or less than a just pound, be it but so much
As makes it light or heavy in the substance,
Or the division of the twentieth part
Of one poor scruple, nay, if the scale do turn
But in the estimation of a hair,
Thou diest and all thy goods are confiscate.

GRATIANO

A second Daniel, a Daniel, Jew!
Now, infidel, I have you on the hip.

PORTIA

Why doth the Jew pause? take thy forfeiture.

SHYLOCK

Give me my principal, and let me go.

BASSANIO

I have it ready for thee; here it is.

PORTIA

He hath refused it in the open court:
He shall have merely justice and his bond.

GRATIANO

A Daniel, still say I, a second Daniel!
I thank thee, Jew, for teaching me that word.

SHYLOCK

Shall I not have barely my principal?

PORTIA

Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture,
To be so taken at thy peril, Jew.

SHYLOCK

Why, then the devil give him good of it!
I'll stay no longer question.

PORTIA

Tarry, Jew:
The law hath yet another hold on you.
It is enacted in the laws of Venice,
If it be proved against an alien
That by direct or indirect attempts
He seek the life of any citizen,
The party 'gainst the which he doth contrive
Shall seize one half his goods; the other half
Comes to the privy coffer of the state;
And the offender's life lies in the mercy
Of the duke only, 'gainst all other voice.
In which predicament, I say, thou stand'st;
For it appears, by manifest proceeding,
That indirectly and directly too
Thou hast contrived against the very life
Of the defendant; and thou hast incurr'd
The danger formerly by me rehearsed.
Down therefore and beg mercy of the duke.

in a hurry

My friend's daughter Brooklyn, holding my son Alex today Thursday

in a hurry to go to work, must rush.... just wanted to mention snorkelling experience on tuesday, was observing a sting-ray hide itself about 25 metres below me, at Clovelly beach here in sydney --- then as it hid itself, the thought hit me: wow! in the future, the great navies of the world will mostly be un-manned and remote control and just run mostly underwater -- drone ships.......... even merchant flotillas too -- just you wait 500 years and see!

anyway, immediately before and after that, randomly made the acquaintance of some random bulgarians that heard us ambling along talking in bulgarian

afterwards became extremely irate with the thing i married and its mother due to my perception that they were bitching about my parenting skills in a way i found very offensive

i told the thing i married to tell its mother don't bother washing/ironing my clothes ever again, then, like a refrigerator in nfl, i lunged (metaphorically, not literally) at the 500 pound (another metaphor) mother in law thing this morning so as to avoid her grasping tendency at hogging the baby........ ended up cathing up with one of my buddies and his wife, both of whom were old schoolmates of mine but remarried both, my male buddy's two kids from his first marriage were there, and Brooklyn, above, is his wife's daughter....... modern families, complicated relationships......... not to judge, don't even know......... could easily see myself going to live away from my wife's roof on a long term basis although unsure if i'd remarry

anyway, hadn't caught up with my mother since my high school reunion some weeks ago, as she lives with my brother who is a big loser, he really offended me so decided to avoid both of them, also, she's such an arsehole, she never even bothers to call me

found some nifty sunglasses that say 'texas' on one arm, while peeing in a latrine here in auburn this morning

christmas is annoying me, have already returned my wife's gift for a refund as she was such an arsehole of late, and tore up the card i got my mother in law........ and put the gift card in my wallet........ my mother got alex some presents so wrapped that instead...........

the best thing i could get for christmas this year would be a no-spin zone on boxing day (26th in australia) with o'reilly in a hospital bed suffering from haemerroids, and getting visits from all his dopey buddies like the Jew (i can just see him giving him some ham and saying, 'we can't eat this, it's a jew thing'.... and then everyone shuffling by his bed asking how his butt feels.......... that's what i want this year for xmas santa.... but if all you give me are the sunglasses that's not good enough kind of

who's Bill Bennett and should you care?

if you're in a hurry the quick answer is nobody and non-threatening life form
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bennett

if you have time to burn, ill tell you, like the giant in the nursery rhyme that says"fee, fie, foe, thumb, i smell the blood of an Englishman,".... Benji, a Spaniard, knows an Englishman when he smells one... Bill Bennett definitely seems to be an Englishman... Sure he has U.S. Citizenship and his grandparents might have fought a war or two for the rights of communist Chinese to fly over across the puddle and dump their newborn babies onto American soil so they can be Americans too like the Englishman Bill Bennett. Yawn. So transparent and boring, any token uncle Toms want to add anything to that?

kickin' it with some statues, and discovery channel review of 'al-qaeda ambush' - detailing a battle in afghanistan in 2002

JC: "look at David, he's ripped, you're fat Benji"..... Benji: "shut up, it's false!"..... David: "don't talk to Jesus like that Benji".... Benji: "put some pants on"

hey so what an optical illusion in that picture above, right? like i could actually look that fat???? what's going on??? must be something to do with the lighting like a shadow effect or something, go figure......

anyway: let's review this 2007 documentary on a battle in afghanistan in 2002............ by discovery channel - find it here on imdb.com:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117467/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

this is an absolutely fascinating documentary, extremely well made and absolutely riveting TV........... while my little brain cannot remember every detail, it seems some american choppers around march 2002 are flying around extremely mountainous terrain using some fancy heat-detecting from 5 miles away technology to fathom who, if anyone, is on some random remote mountain............ turns out there are all kinds of afghani taliban types and when an american chopper goes to land on the mountain top, guess what?  the afghani taliban, al-qaeda types aren't running outside offering coffee and cake!

hard to believe? in fact, they're so against having a mix-n-match cake sale with their visiting buddies, they decide to let loose with some RPGs, mortars and heavy machine guns, guess someone must have had a grumpy decade fighting the russians! doh!

so then one chinook goes down and a fire-fight commences, anyway, you just got to watch it, it's totally must see TV! maybe will watch it again now............ sure wish there were more documentaries like this one, it's 10 out of 10, also features very sophisticated film-making techniques

Situation Critical (TV Series)

Al Qaeda Ambush (2007)

Plot Summary

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• Detailing the March 2002 battle of Takur Ghar in southeastern Afghanistan, when a group of US Special Forces came under attack from Al Qaeda fighters while trying to secure a remote mountain-top observation point, leading to an ill-fated and dramatic rescue mission. Seven soldiers lost their lives in what is considered one of the bloodiest battles for U.S. forces in the Afghan war. These dramatic events are shown through key first-hand accounts, reconstructed drama, advanced CGI and archive footage.

no spin my arse

if you aren't one of the four million or so dummies that tune in to the oreilly factor on fox news, you haven't missed out on much, like lately it's the lamest bitchfest you can imagine constantly bitching about al Sharpton... Can you imagine if i talked like the bitches oreilly, Sharpton or the irrelevant and inconsequential jew Goldberg at my last home (for five months) in America, homeless shelter in downtown LA with crips and assorted niggaz (note i say niggaz and not niggers, i know my shit); they would yell at me that someone would take me out in a body bag... That's what all the idiots except kilmeades replacement Leslie needs: a few weeks in that shelter with those crips yelling at them, Sharpton too, that'd sort all their dumb arses out... 4shiz... Oreilly Goldberg and Sharpton need a bottle of. Belvedere, a strip club and some. $20 bills and to stop acting like faggots, especially oreilly and the moribund Goldberg... Benji has spoken

fox news singing the praises of jesuit pope of black magic paedophile catholic church

can you believe these scumbags? Go wash your mouth out with soap Crowley you collosal ignoramus. Give me an atheist any day of the week over this wretched scum of the earth.

out with the old daewoo fridge door, in with the new

korean bitches, cumsumnida

you know what's interesting about the korean term 'cumsumnida' which means 'thank you'?  it sounds like a hybrid of english 'cum' (as in cum) 'some' (as in 'a little/some') and the chinese expression 'nide' (meaning: 'your/yours')......... in fact, whenever i heard recorded messages on buses in seoul say 'cumsumnida' during my three month stay there in early 2006, that's the only sense my poor little brain could make out of the korean expression

anyhoot, today, got rid of the fridge door blasted by the speeding porsche driven by some psycho nut called alex, mentioned earlier on linked blog, and got a new daewoo fridge door, this one, has no car attached per se, and is a fridge in the traditional sense of the word (just sits there chilling) --- the 'fridge door' i dumped in a wrecker's pit today for a giant machine to devour, was traditionally referred to as a 'car' door, which i replaced and which said car my bro 'uncle joe' now drives around....... it wouldn't be much of a fridge with him i guess as he wouldn't have had his aircon re-gassed, go figure

God Bless

my new daewoo fridge door has no car attached, acts only as a frige, less likely to be hit by speeding vehicles, cannot be spied upon by the NSA as has no computer with internet connection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWt3KVIBDFI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woFpafSBKpk

why didn't Fox News just give Nelson Mandela a hand job before he croaked?

if they did they probably wouldn't be tripping over themselves now to tell us how swell he was....

potential for war with China? possible future scenarios involving a conventional U.S. vs China out-right war

http://news.yahoo.com/korea-declares-expanded-air-defence-zone-disputed-area-052606500.html


hi bitches,

first of all, let Benji say that although serving in any army that serves the Queen of England as its head of State, like the canadian army or australian or new zealand army would be anaethema to the benji, even still, benji would just consider this an unfortunate formality in the case of an all out war with Communist China and the Benji would be happy to serve and machine gun people down on the battlefield if necessary or become a mortar shooter or whatever

what are the scenarios of this happening? there's only one: China's commie leadership, numbering approximately 1 million people, becomes too top-heavy, too redundant, too adverse to reform, too unable to foster democracy and reform China's shitty legal system, China becomes instead too nationalistic, too foolish to use some shitty pretense for war

even in such a scenario, you cannot but imagine Commie China's top generals literally shaking with fear when considering the might of the U.S. army so that they cannot be conceived to ever have the courage to start anything major

the Benji, given his wimpy, non war proclivities, plus his aversion to serving under an English head of State (ethnically German too, even worse); cannot imagine, under any circumstances, an American leadership weak enough to allow China to continually bully her neighbors like South Korea, Japan, Phillipines...... when even the Benji would literally be willing to sign up for war against this possibility and even put his own life on the line to defend democracy and the rule of law versus Communist China's shitty bullshit..........

Benji isn't a war planner, and having reckoned the Communist China's war people as far too wimpy to commit to war and their diplomats as incredibly stupid, pudgy little snot-nosed bastards demanding a kick in the pants; the Benji wouldn't bother imagining what kind of scenarios you could have there, except that the sooner that war were to be gotten out of the way with, the better, after that you could imagine really forcing democracy onto China, after conquering her........ and the sooner it got done, the better too......... but that scenario would only ever play out if Communist China were willing to really start some shit.......... that would definitely be a very interesting scenario and one that could reap some very good results, despite war being horrible....... Benji would definitely sign up for a war of that kind, but not this snotty anglo-american versus moslem tribe nonsense currently at play

saturn

now dirty animals, place your attention on the north pole of Saturn --- the dirty worthless sluts in America, KKK wannabes and Uncle Toms and 7% asian americans, have really done something useful once and for all by sending space probe Cassini over to Saturn (as of around 2004) on a space-approach involving saturn's gravitational field running through around 2017..........

here are recent images on an amazing STORM running decades in a clear hexagonal shape around saturn's north pole......... that is just AMAZING

now we have mentioned on this blog a number of times that in the entire Creation, there is a Law based on the use and repetition of the 7 subset........ thus the greeks and romans, when they worshipped Jupiter or Jove were worshipping, in a sense, the Cosmic, Infinite, universal ideal that the planet Jupiter represents, in music this is the F note harmonic

Saturn is revered as the God Chronos who oversees Time, the Law, structure, measures, limits...... by providing limits, Saturning is observing the Law..... by not making exceptions to rules, but by synthesizing based on crunching principles, Saturn is being Saturn, observe the planet's amazing and crunchy rings...... the note of Saturn is musical note "E", in human affairs it is unlucky for everything except purchashing real estate and matters pertaining to judgement like the legal system, courts, etc..... it is also important for out of the way places, hidden places and things of the earth, including possibly the skeletal system which itself has hidden caves inside itself, like grains, caves, earthy things..... the elderly.... you can expect that all across the Universe, regardless of the amount of planets a given solar system has, there must be planets there like jupiter and saturn that are providing the "F" and "E" note harmonic energy there.... that is definitely a universal thing

movie review: alexander by oliver stone

i give this movie 7 out of 10.... it seems to derail somewhere in india and we don't see any invasions of egypt or sieges like the siege of tyre nor do we see any cities razed to the ground or men-folk murdered en-masse when a town wilfully disobeys one of alexander's demands............. instead of seeing this, instead oliver decides to go all thespian and we have to watch colin farell and his rugby club get all teary and grotty between battles....... that's a real pity --- there's also no depiction of supply lines, or what non combatant people in the expedition are doing, like anthropologists, etc.......... there's no depiction of people retiring, taking their money and fiefdom.......... there are too many scenes with sob stories about alex and his main generals......and there's not even a hint of alexander's ships

there's too much of that shit......... if i were equals with oliver stone, i'd care, but oliver stone belongs to the blessed anglo-aryan master race and general peoples like niggers and wops that have anglo-cized their names for the greater good of american whiteys and easy-to-spell-ness so fuck all those people -- let them rot in hell for their apartheid arrogance

moving on....... nowadays we have electricity, but what's wrong with having a bio-pic featuring the same motifs as this stone movie: rousing soundtrack, ensemble here, fancy outfits there...........except, since we don't respect people like alexander the great anymore, and anyway, we can only depict them with either bulgarian or irish accents as are used in the stone movie; why should we abash ourselves from glorifying instead the great people of our times

let's take jessica simpson.......... she symbolizes everything that makes anglo-whitey-americans happy: she's white, she has an english name, she's blonde, case closed............. did i mention: she isn't a wop, a dago, a greaseball or a nigger?  she has an empire!  there should be a bio-pic glorifying it, get oliver stone to do it! we could have some over the shoulder shots of her and her momma walking in imperiously to some factory in indonesia making shirts for them for a sack of rice and simpson could be all like:

"make the slaves work faster!"

more holiday pics

so this photo was taken in valencia, spain.... around mid august this year.... the guy on the left is a print journalist that covers big business type stories, macro-economy stuff, he lives directly opposite the valencia soccer team stadium.... we're distant cousins.......his father was my father's cousin ---- all that side of the family traces back to north-western spain, asturias, going back very many generations, it's traditional bean [sic] a christian stronghold against moslem invasion -- a very mountainous zone, very pretty place to visit if holidaying, full of little mountains........ desi, on the right is my mate, both of these guys are/were journalists, desi used to work for the bulgarian subdivision of ny magazine business week......... i regret not keeping my cousin's details better, including even his name, which i now forget, as he struck me as a likeable guy who i'd like to keep in touch with, i only made his acquaintance on this last trip to spain....... old told i have about 30 first cousins and untold second cousins

some more of my family.... lady on the left is journalist cousin's mom --- i didn't meet her until day of photo - above - don't know her, but she seemed to have nice energy and be a good person.... without too many manias, complexes, morbidities, etc...... guy on the right is my uncle, he's a judge in the area of workplace labor laws, etc, in mallorca.... little island historically related to catalunya

above, some Finnish Finns of Helsinki......... always seemed to develop a sense of kinship with the natives wherever having lived abroad, with single or in a relationship........... however, only two days with the Finns, can't say, but seems like the place could have very good potential for fun and adventures

american dad: my morning straightjacket (late 2009)

at first it seemed like it was going to be banal and foolish, this episode starts out with silly conversation at the breakfast table about sweet potatoes and silly things and you start wondering how the writers come up with their ideas

however, by the time stan gets 'carried away' by jim james' music (four owls literally fly him over a forest) i am laughing my arse off..... cannot laugh it this episode by watching it again

there was a good episode of south park recently about cartman getting fatter so he can look good on one of those little mini cars fat people ride around on coz they're too fat to walk - that was funny too

south park and american dad are really two of the few shows worth watching on tv these days, there's really just a lot of empty garbage around everywhere

Alex got sick with tonsilitis --- makes babies cry a lot and feel alot of discomfort, he should be better by friday..... the doctor didn't want to prescribe anti-biotics in case he gets resistancy to them

ran 5km today in two separate runs shortly spaced apart

the jim james episode featured a monkey wearing overalls, i just learnt the spanish word for overalls is the same as the word for monkey --- apparently --- didn't know that

there's an oliver stone documentary on tv now, i've pre-recorded it, about some cold war history or something like that - - not sure if will watch it but don't have any more south parks or amercan dads pre-recorded at present

during my last holiday (a month) last july/august.... i spent my last week of it in southern france just east of quillan and west of perpignon, i wanted to add a picture of some really old castle ruins i spent a day at, here's one of me i spent a nice afternoon cold chilling in the northern european summer by a nice-arse river, the weather seemed totally normal, the river was very pleasant, just cold laid back by it in this spot, thus:

occasional kayakers wafted by, or landed at my mini landing there but mostly it was quiet and peaceful, one dumbarse came by with some retarded question

the next day, the 19th august, four days before flying out of barcelona to finnland and then singapore, sydney..... walked a long and hard walk uphill to this old castle just a few miles east of quillan and about 50 miles west of perpignon, there's a little mini tower called the tower of the white dame or something like that (tour de la blanche dame)....... some young woman, very young, taken to be castle owner's bitch but was mistreated and eventually murdered, i think, many long centuries ago...... in these days the moors were constantly trying to defeat christians in spain and held large parts of southern and eastern spain, even to barcelona and spilled over into france, attacking there..........the castle in carcassonne isn't far from this keep pictured above, and is much larger and grander, however this castle was quite a little achievement for the little sparse number of little frenchies living here just north of the pyranees in those days...... the keep, pictured above, could easily hold a small army of horses and knights..... the walls feature slits for shooting arrows out of....... later, i think, some cathars, used this castle to hold out against catholic oppressors and inquisitors.........

ended up watching the stone history - episode 8.......... gorbachev democrat, reagan non-democrat --- i don't know about that oliver........... but it was interesting about all those naughty american shenanigans in south america, so i give oliver a thumbs up, also interesting look at afghanistan and iraq

next on the agenda: suits.... benji catches on average half an episode or an episode once every 6 weeks or so possibly -- it seems -- not an avid fan however it's definitely a watchable show -- features office politics of high-faluting corporate lawyer types with interesting names

next on the agenda: 'masters of sex' -- it's benji's first time watching - so feeling virginal perhaps -- it's not like a porn movie as you'd think although sex is on the agenda, it's more about marriage and mating..... you know nietzsche once said something about 'what kind of man needs to be bred'..... unfortunately, the nazis hijacked this notion, hitler handed out copies of 'thus spake zarathustra' to all his soldiers and nietzsche is discredited...... also nietzsche was anti-american, he referred to americans as 'muddle-heads' --- that's unamerican

sorry, can't tell you much about 'masters of sex', having only seen 15 minutes of it so will add a link to imdb:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2137109/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

it's made this year, so quite modern, i could tell that without checking imdb, as the people making it strike me as a little perverted......... they will say, well that's because of the subject matter, but i mean in real life i think the people that make this show might be a little perverted..... but don't really care....... now some lady is masturbating for a guy with a camera and it's all in the name of science! they aren't porn filmmakers, no, they are family planning scientists!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masters_of_Sex

from wikipedia

Masters of Sex is an American television drama series on Showtime. It was developed by Michelle Ashford and based on Thomas Maier's biography Masters of Sex: The Life and Times of William Masters and Virginia Johnson, the Couple Who Taught America How to Love. The series tells the story of Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson and was picked up for a first season consisting of 12 episodes,^[1][2] and premiered September 29, 2013.^[3]

i predict this show will die in less than a year, possibly during its second season.... the only interesting thing about it so far seems to be how it's set in the 50s..... if we wanted to watch sex on tv we have youporn for that, we don't need little piano riffs and heightened dramatic suspense and watching some dopey actors cry about how their dog died when they were four years old and their uncle touched them the wrong way and that made them feel bad before they overdose on some drug at the 'height of their talent'.......

a recent south park mentioned above had a side-plot: james cameron searching under the ocean for 'the bar' which has been lowered so far that public standards for entertainment, etc, have become hopelessly low --- 'masters of sex' is a yawn fest, maybe victorian type people like justin bieber and england and some germans would like it, yawn, time to change the channel

hey look, people out there watch 'stargate' and 'the sopranos', not to mention all the reality shows, etc, obviosly 90%+ of tv is unwatchable crap (csi too)......... all the 'dramas' - law and order, etc........... just garbage, might as well be watching some welsh tv show in welsh with subtitles.......... clearly the west has failed, maybe we should get gorbachev to be our leader -- clueless, at least i don't have to watch the soulless idiot david letterman, so western freedoms account for something

hey! speak of the devil, the idiot scot sidekick of letterman is about to come on! haven't seen this guy in many long moons now, it will be interesting to see how many minutes can stand watching this pig-humpin' galloot, will time it and let you know......

the intro was just sad --- it's like when you watch a cripple walk down the road, you just feel awkward..... somehow it seems ferguson doesn't realize how lame he is, whereas a cripple never escapes this sense of self-awareness..... paraphrasing shake-speare seems like a good idea:

"shall i compare thee to a pile of stinking dog poop"

now it's on commercial break, gonna download that 'be the champion' song onto my phone coz just heard it on previous commercial break -- also profitably used my ferguson time to find my phone recharger instead of wasting it on the loser ferguson -- if ferguson were just collecting trash i wouldn't think he was a loser, really the losers are the audience and the white-anglo-supremacist american losers that enable this guy because they are scared of people with polish sounding names

now ferguson is saying the audience smells like turkey bacon, but how would he know if he is surrounded by an aura of his own putrid stench? i don't know how much longer i can listen to this pitiful girl, honestly.... that is really, really sad how all those white americans whose great-grandparents anglo-cized their names coz they were embarrassed to be from ukrania or wherever they came from, now they're stuck with the idiot ferguson, that's just sad in an obnoxious way, can't stand watching these losers any longer, lasted a few minutes, pitiful

anyway american dad is on comedy channel 2 now, commercial break, then south park, which i have set to record and will watch some other time, time to sleep soon, it's 1220am, episode on is G-string circus, will watch before beddy byes, predictably, it's another winner

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1546469/       (american dad - g-string circus)

wonder if the writers of american dad think craig ferguson is cool or just a dumb phoney dummy propping up the mass anglo-cization of white people's names and a prop for white supremacy in america when demographics show that white people are evenly matched with everyone else now in america.......... if they like him, then my question is: "what do they see in him?"

i'd act like a monkey for all that money, same as ferguson does, although not with such bad writers as ferguson has, but who would want a host with a spanish name? didn't they already do that in the 50s with the lucille ball show? why repeat that now?

"i will not abide another toe"

remember that classic line from 'the big lebowski'? ..... actually we're talking about tows, having just put a tow-bar on the 6 cylindir commodore, it's time to tow something, otherwise why shell out the money for the tow bar? so now trying to get quotes on renting a caravan or camper-trailer for a few days to spend a few days camping with it this coming january (summer)

so just signed up for more private health care, it's called 'private' but in somewhat socialist australia, that means it qualifies for so many government subsidies, it's only private in the sense that it's optional for users and the service provider is a private company that incorporates numerous government subsidies, not necessarily big ones.......... surprisingly though, signing up for two months, getting dental after that waiting period, then getting the rebate on dental, then signing off works out cheaper than just paying the dentist the normal price, so it's all pretty subsidized by taxpayers........

tried signing on to www.healthcare.gov   the u.s. government's new public healthcare website, totally dead though