victor martinez run out in the 5th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m1SgnRhnTU   (army ants)

in the mood for batter? it's the detroit tigers and the oakland a's.........

was ruminating that we saw the detroit team play in nyc at the stadium one time in spring 2005..... maybe in the bronx......... now they're winning 8 years later against oakland in california

then started ruminating about my home near hollywood for a brief spell....... it was a sharehouse, everyone there was some kind of ex-druggie trying to reform their life...... one guy called mccoy, i had to watch his door-knocking technique one day as he said his spiel to get some handout to keep the sharehouse afloat...... it was on wilton street short walk from hollywood and one african guy there, his name was wilton too..... he had a marked african accent but was able to get u.s. permanent residency by joining the military

some white lady opens the door to mccoy, he is black and tells his story how he used to be a drug dealer but decided to change his life, she looks interested and compassionate....... it seemed in LA that alot of white people wanted to understand black people and were open to dealing with them but weren't sure how........

another time in LA a black guy asked me for a handout, kind of told him to get lost, i explained i couldn't get any social security as i didn't have a valid social security number, he said he was sorry to hear that, another time a guy representing himself as a katrina survivor asked for a handout (color irrelevant), again, told him to take a walk

at the home in wilton street i got evicted by the druggie reformers for spending nights out, i couldn't stand to be away from my buddy who was an excellent kisser, possibly the best ever....... i'm not liking my wife, she is a very stupid bitch, looking at a potential new home to live in today, sans her dumbarse......... men cannot batter their wives in western countries as it's not accepted culture, one needs to go to eastern europe, russia, or iran for that kind of thing, egypt also a good option, or buy a drum kit and hit that instead

'pitch' in bulgarian means 'good looking dude'

sometimes it seems it would be preferable to be married to the pansy colbert over my wife, at least that would be conducive to getting u.s. permanent residency....... we could have separate doors and just live under the same roof to fulfil the Law but never bother seeing eachother, maybe just a hotdog on saturdays

cespedes knocks it into the stands, that's a 2 run homerun for oakland.... this is a such an easy game to understand.... (cespedes is spanish for lawns by the way, in case you're wanting to learn)

here's what i understand: bawl is homophonous with ball and flew is homophonous with flu

conclusion: clueless, so in the process of downloading first full album to my nokia 520: 1994's stone temple pilot's "purple" -- that's just a timelessly great rock album 81.13 MB in total...... free from youtube

also on youtube is the crazy vietnam vet come karate teacher saying 'sweep the leg'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM