Saturday, October 26, 2013

saturday night live revew: episode with bruce willis and katy perry


issues: general soul-lessness due to being infidel scum; gunning for retiree crowd (baby boomer over 60s crowd) due to pressure from suits and ties

opening scene from gravity: no

barbershop scene:  maybe, maybe no

kitty kat guy:  yes but not yes emphatically

katy perry singing:  wait til i hear her for lines; okay, no

boy dance club: hell no, had to just fast forward that

see what happens when you only give visas to anglo-saxons and make spanish people like me run across the border and wash dishes? it makes you weak, and that's what you are: weak

news review: first joke from guy: no....... strong joke about taliban: weak........ prince harry joke (see how you're obsessed with anglo-saxons) - lame........ prettyboy joke: senate chaplain black joke - no wonder the black guy wants to pray, knowing what weaklings all the whiteys have been so far, keep praying sir, don't stop...... wow look he's praying again, what a surprise..... he's talking about skittles but not raping up the anus with a broomstick.... consclusion: weakened by weak whiteys who are too pro-england

by the way, the joke about the ukrainian lady played by katy perry was a funny one: i need to go home (to ukraine) where the economy is more stable (that's funny)

the good sir is still praying, lamely.... why am i not surprised he's holding hands with lamey whiteboy.... let the lameys lead the lameys

strong jokes about some dog: not funny, strong jokes about chinese broadcasting company: not funny...... gayboy jokes about postal service: lame and gay........... lame gayboy jokes about astro physicist: pass
.... lamey jokes about some celebrity divorce then strong does: lame, then lamey jokes about it some more: lame.... then strong does again: it's like tennis only lame

5th joke about unknown celebrity couple: conclusion, lost people

strong jokes about FL mcdonalds: pass

strong tide joke: pass

gamey (= gay and lame) - with brooks wheelan who also admits he's gay and lame and stupid and loves the anglo-saxon race and hates hispanics, boring, why doesn't he just go and jack off to a picture of QE2 in his bedroom, why is he even on TV? why doesn't he and gamey just go get married and have a child.... ok i get it, he's making jokes about tattoos but he's lame anyway.... they're dying out there like the idiot o'brien does nightly........ refer to the part above how handing out visas to anglo-saxons and making hispanics run across the border weakens you

wow and the losers finally wrap it up, that was painful

strong jokes about summers: meaningless info for losers

gamey jokes about dutch mouse: pass

gamey jokes about banning sports equipment for safety reasons at some lamey school: pass, btw that's where gamey went to school

sorority party: yes

episode ends: conclusion, another failure; conclusion: chronic failure is habitual for SNL - changing will require a stronger will and destruction of barry manilow and rod stewart record albums and stop acting like billy bibbit 24/7

oh and how could i forgot: scene with bruce willis and black ops: big yes to that



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