Saturday, October 26, 2013
saturday night live revew: episode with bruce willis and katy perry
issues: general soul-lessness due to being infidel scum; gunning for retiree crowd (baby boomer over 60s crowd) due to pressure from suits and ties
opening scene from gravity: no
barbershop scene: maybe, maybe no
kitty kat guy: yes but not yes emphatically
katy perry singing: wait til i hear her for lines; okay, no
boy dance club: hell no, had to just fast forward that
see what happens when you only give visas to anglo-saxons and make spanish people like me run across the border and wash dishes? it makes you weak, and that's what you are: weak
news review: first joke from guy: no....... strong joke about taliban: weak........ prince harry joke (see how you're obsessed with anglo-saxons) - lame........ prettyboy joke: senate chaplain black joke - no wonder the black guy wants to pray, knowing what weaklings all the whiteys have been so far, keep praying sir, don't stop...... wow look he's praying again, what a surprise..... he's talking about skittles but not raping up the anus with a broomstick.... consclusion: weakened by weak whiteys who are too pro-england
by the way, the joke about the ukrainian lady played by katy perry was a funny one: i need to go home (to ukraine) where the economy is more stable (that's funny)
the good sir is still praying, lamely.... why am i not surprised he's holding hands with lamey whiteboy.... let the lameys lead the lameys
strong jokes about some dog: not funny, strong jokes about chinese broadcasting company: not funny...... gayboy jokes about postal service: lame and gay........... lame gayboy jokes about astro physicist: pass
.... lamey jokes about some celebrity divorce then strong does: lame, then lamey jokes about it some more: lame.... then strong does again: it's like tennis only lame
5th joke about unknown celebrity couple: conclusion, lost people
strong jokes about FL mcdonalds: pass
strong tide joke: pass
gamey (= gay and lame) - with brooks wheelan who also admits he's gay and lame and stupid and loves the anglo-saxon race and hates hispanics, boring, why doesn't he just go and jack off to a picture of QE2 in his bedroom, why is he even on TV? why doesn't he and gamey just go get married and have a child.... ok i get it, he's making jokes about tattoos but he's lame anyway.... they're dying out there like the idiot o'brien does nightly........ refer to the part above how handing out visas to anglo-saxons and making hispanics run across the border weakens you
wow and the losers finally wrap it up, that was painful
strong jokes about summers: meaningless info for losers
gamey jokes about dutch mouse: pass
gamey jokes about banning sports equipment for safety reasons at some lamey school: pass, btw that's where gamey went to school
sorority party: yes
episode ends: conclusion, another failure; conclusion: chronic failure is habitual for SNL - changing will require a stronger will and destruction of barry manilow and rod stewart record albums and stop acting like billy bibbit 24/7
oh and how could i forgot: scene with bruce willis and black ops: big yes to that
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