more Saturday night live ideas

http://youtu.be/-1F7vaNP9w0 obamacare servers create havoc

the newsreading staple, as covered, was almost irreparably lame. Sir gamey needs a new persona name for that section: Gaylord Tuthers, and he should leave his fancy shirt and tie backstage and just sport a linkin park shirt. Change Strong's persona first name to Amalia and leave her last name Strong. That's all strong. My way is strong, your way lame.

furthermore chit chatting with a 14 year old jewboy persona lame, talking to a real 16 year old kid in communist china by videolink strong. Just ask him about video games.

also, you most definitely need to get busy mocking Mexican drug cartels asap. Healing comes from laughter. Although cutting 20 heads off and tossing them on a dancefloor is possibly not funny.

finally, everyone laughs a good yokel laugh, eg toothless mountain dew drinking Appalachian types, that's why the Beverly Hillbillies ran so strong for so long.

I fully expect the snl people not to take my advice and to continue failing, or succeeding at being lame, if you like, which is why I'll withdraw my interest and support in a few weeks time. This message will self destruct.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamanite
Snl's motto: lame man aight

you know what was funny? After a more or less interesting year in communist China which featured no laughter whatsoever, half a year in America yielded up two distinct moments of humoressness, one was an amusing Budweiser radio advert featuring the funny songline: "he's a feisty rodent", the other was the "moonnites"... Two loveable cartoon characters with German voices, extremely humorous. They were the only funny things in half a year in eastern America, possibly why I decided to go back to china at that point
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonite

video evidence Conan O'Brien once said/did something funny (note: no sneaky cgi tricks were used, it was actually funny)

http://youtu.be/2Kg9GWkl5JM

observe: German knight rider
http://youtu.be/Hm3AFz4wrw4

I told Michael knight, back in the 1980s, after the last great allegiance between elves and men, the dark lord Sauron was toppled and the one great ring was cut from his finger, mount doom was nigh at hand. "destroy the dirty sluts that are SNL now Michael. You and kit can do it now." but he wouldn't take my advice. "no I will not destroy SNL," said Michael Knight, but keep it as an heirloom to remember my slain kinfolk. It was pointless to argue with him. And the strength of SNL was diminished, but not destroyed. And SNL withdrew to the shadows, and slowly regained strength...