benji reviews saturday night live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsZkkqLDFmg   (bender mocks clair)

hey so a few days ago, bought a couple of whale watching tour boat tickets thinking it would be a nice present for my mother in law..... but it turns out she puked 5 times on the 3 hour tour and wifey puked once.... the baby didn't puke though so that was good.... that's no kidding, that really happened, have to go get them from nearby train station now and then go to work shortly thereafter

saturday night live review with miley cyrus:  it averages out to about 1 episode per four years or so for the benji, taken over a lifetime, of watching saturday night live

i refer  you to the videoclip of bender mocking clair in the 80s hit 'the breakfast club' where saturday night live is clair and benji is bender.........

when i say benji is bender, i don't mean benji likes to identify with bender or pretends he's bender or psychotically and mistakenly thinks he is bender but actually that benji IS bender........that's hard to understand

moving on.... saturday night live shows potential, like the karate kid did to mister miyagi.... but how is it benji can so easily sweep the leg on saturday night live like taking candy from a baby: (example follows:)

getting the bad end of the schtick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM  (easily sweeping the leg that is saturday night live's 'karate' kid)

benji determines part of saturday night live's weakness is that they equate 'wax on' and 'wax off'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc (wax on, wax off a-la mr. miyagi)

they equate waxing on with listening to rod stewart albums

listening to rod stewart albums is currently 50% of saturday night live's preparation for producing comedy

and waxing off with carrying on like billy bibbit from cuckoo's nest:

you've um got byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew ummm beautiful hair

in fact, i guarantee everyone responsible with coming up with saturday night live, all 200 or so or however many they are, are closet billy bibbits and rod stewart fans.... i guarantee they walk into a closet, in the midst of their comings and goings on set, backstage, wherever, and just quickly get off a 'you've um got byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew ummm beautiful hair' before going back to their normal activities and keeping their past-time a secret from their co-workers who are also doing the same thing anyway, likewise, i'm 100% they do not have the courage to admit they are all die-hard rod stewart fans so that no-one there amongst them knows that their comrade is a die-hard rod stewart fan............ this is a fact that is very obvious to benji

because benji would like to have some competition, benji would like to be kicked in the face now and then, as it were, by saturday night live, not just walk up to them every time and sweep their leg and then watch them crumple into a weakened ball as has been the case for the past 20 years or more

therefore my advice to the saturday night live people is come out of the closet about your two favorite past-times, admit it to your co-workers, make a day of sharing together in your two favorite past-times, and then try and say something worthy of the benji's laughter, if you can

frankly, i don't think saturday night live can deliver anymore than anyone else out can deliver.... that's why i'm really addressing myself to folks four and five generations from now, 100 years hence and more, who might appreciate what benji is saying, today's schmuck can not