how my chinese language skills are evolving

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FEULRoOTY (p$c - do ya thang) pay attention niggers...

sorry, niggaz, what was i thinking?......... this is where benji will inform you of how his chinese language skills are going: vocabulary wise -- same limited shit as always tones/pronunciation -- apparently are doing great

now benji will document his engagement with china:

1) singapore -- january 1996 - few days - level of engagement: introductory - nothing
 2) tibet -- 3 weeks - august 2000 --- level of linguistic engagement: zero
3) some chinese shopkeepers in madrid spain, 2001 --- first asian girlfriend (half asian only - not chinese)

mastery of chopsticks occurs between stages 3 and 4 somehow
 4) travelling to china december 2003 thru march 2005.... engagement: extreme.... acquisition of all of benji's current chinese language skills --- inability to master tones
 5) more time in china september 2005 - february 2006..... more observation.... the only american music benji listens to in china are by niggaz or crazy niggaz (crackers and honkies need not apply, just have a rest)
 6) taxi driving in sydney -- my tones are now extremely kick arse...... acquisition of enough vocabulary would probably lead me to becoming maximum leader of china, too scary .... better not learn any more words