further review of conan o'brien's show

we are now able to report hetero-dyning (mixing frequencies) of o'reilly factor and o'brien show..... anyway, here's what we'd like to see on o'brien's show (call me a bumpkin) 1) instead of guests shaking hands, it'd be good to just do some dry humping from behind, non sexual 2) in general there should be more dry humping of people from behind -- probably our generation is not ready for this but the next generation to come would call it passe 3) more physicality in terms of reasonable searches and seizures: x-raying of drug traffickers stomachs for condoms filled with drugs.... 'pat-downs' at airport, maybe have some real ICE agents on the show.... anal probes with gloves on, eg., at airport that kind of thing God Bless