Taylor Swift might have herpes

 

Even if a particular individual doesn't have herpes, we can say this individual is 'struggling' with herpes because of a loved one or the guy down the street having herpes. It even makes a great song lyric, I really feel for the guy at my local florist but then I learned he had herpes '.

As I nonchalantly pen this I realise a headline I saw only like very recently, Taylor Swift's mother has cancer. I didn't even know metastatic cancer was a thing because I never knew much about cancer, but an acquaintance/neighbour recently got very upset with me because I confused his brain tumour with a cancer. I thought this was nuts he would get upset about that but I guess we were already rubbing each other the wrong way talking about religion and politics. And race, as I like to make things about race.

So I went and researched about brain tumours and realised different parts of cancers like breast, bowel, etc, often metastasize, spreading to other parts of the body, eg to the brain. And when in the brain, they'll locate to particular regions, depending on which part of the body they came from, excepting say, bowel cancer, which can come to any part of the brain.

So with my buddy's cancer in the brain, he was extremely emphatic it wasn't cancer but a tumour and if it actually originated in the brain as opposed to being a metastatic cancer from somewhere else, I don't know. It's definitely had quite an effect on him in terms of he can just fall over sometimes and I don't know how he can be allowed to drive if he can just fall over. Also, his medical marijuana is legal, but it's not legal for him to drive. While it's easy to hate cops, at the same time we do want them to enforce laws to avoid unnecessary car accidents and illegal use of vehicles.

Taylor Swift's mother. I'm not sure about her situation as I just glanced at the headline while studying cancer so I'm not sure of her situation exactly. I'm also certain it wasn't on my mind at all when I started cracking jokes about Taylor Swift and heroes [sic]. I guess she's just creating some buzz now as her dopey new album, me and my dopey biological clock, how I'm slaying it like St George and his dragon, or whatever it's called, is soon to 'drop', listen out for the splash after it 'drops' ha ha. I was just going to crack some jokes, not realising the mother has cancer and that would be a sensitive sticking point.

Anyway with more waves if Swift mania sure to eventuate, I'm interested in solutions like tin foil hats, etc.