His Benjiness of North Turramurra, New South Wales, Australia. Choreographer of choreographers. Montager of montages, balloon flier extraordinaire, requests the recipient of this email immediately forward it to the currently (slightly less stellar than Benji) marketing department or to the desk of the big boss herself.
In the affairs of beer drinkers and beer advertising, from ancient Egyptian times until the present, beer drinking has been fraught with scandal. This is true of Cleopatra and Mark Anthony and no less true today with Dylan Mulcaney. His Benjiness, aforementioned choreographer of choreographers (and etc), has realised the folly of the transgender advertising campaign and furthermore is appreciative of the famed 'Wassup?' advertising campaign.
Therefore his Benjiness is happy to perform pre-emptive communications with said Anheuser Busch, pursuant to resurrecting the aforementioned Wassup campaign with a 2020s modernity. His Benjiness welcomes overtures at direct communication from said other Party (not Mulcaney but Anheuser Busch) pursuant to ameliorating the current marketing position and general millenia old fracas and scandals involving beer, and possibly even with a view to retaining his Benjiness in a one off way, to effect a spectacular review of the aforementioned successful Anheuser Busch 'wassup' campaign. (I basically want to see hot looking women saying 'salut!' instead of 'wassup'? With subtitles saying 'wassup'.
Flourish of trumpets exeunt his Benjiness, choreographer of choreographers.
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