Monday, June 21, 2021

Angelina wearing someone in Niger

That's Niger with only one g, G; not Nigger, with two g's, G, just to be precise. Ain't nothing but a G thang, G. Who is she wearing? I don't know but it's a burqa kind of, not sure. I'm guessing it might not be a known designer label burqa but I guess I could try asking Brad.


I mean I just flicked over to Al Jazeera this morning and there she was. I totally didn't put the Brad Pitt movie on tv yesterday, it was on in the lunch room, couldn't avoid it.


So that's got to be a gigantic change for Angelina, one moment you're in Malibu having best-chef-ever designer finger food at a party or something. Next it's like Al Shabbat aren't even bothering to chop the polytheists fingers off and keep the rest of them alive, they're just killing unbelievers outright. It's a tough act to follow.


I told you on this blog I took a few acting lessons with Angelina's acting teacher Bob McAndrew, right?


I think acting and movies are cool. I might tell y'all about my conversation with Brad at church last Sunday. My daughters really didn't want to go to church at all (acting very disinterested in church). I personally like some regular social company on a regular basis (being a parent and all), so church somewhat satisfies that need for me. I mean I'd love to quit my job and go to acting school. Maybe if I use my inheritance to buy a coffee van or something I can quit my job and take more acting classes and just pretend to my family I'm a bus driver still. That'd be a good option, would beat looking at chopped off or potentially soon to be chopped off fingertips in Niger.


But til then, how about spitballing movie ideas with Benji? It seems Bridget Fonda and Jolie never really got teamed up together in any action movies and that's possibly a pity. Can you imagine both of them in Niger in their little burkas? They're ex CIA and on a trip to rescue Fonda's three foot tall uncle who is actually a midget, or dwarf (depending on the politically correct term du jour, halfling, little person, etc) from Al Shabbat. They keep cutting his fingers off one by one. Add car chases and explosions. You've got a hit.

 

Add a soundtrack, 40 ounce bottle, quarter roll, crazy bone....

https://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w


So what LayZ and Bizzy are saying is:

https://youtu.be/FwI-a1LjpiA

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