candidate snot-nose reporting for duty sir!
colonel j: you make me sick, go to hell, what's your name little lady?
candidate simpson sir! I can drink two gallons of cum and burp the star spangled banner sir! that's what i'm good for sir!
colonel j: good to see, we sure can use talent like that, what's your name, g.i. jane?
colonel j: is that like an indian thing? is that the first thing your dad spotted after he stepped out of the teepee you were born in? is that what's up with the hairdo? you're a Cherokee or something?
maybe sir! candidate simpson is lying when she says she can drink two gallons of cum and burp the star spangled banner sir! she walks around with a tube connecting her arsehole to her mouth so as cut out the middle man according to her own words sir!
colonel j: is that a fact? how about you two handsome devils? are you a couple or something? looking to adopt a kid together? maybe one of you can get a sex change and incubate a baby
he can't speak English very well sir, he's French
colonel j: and just who might you be?
i'm a non-committal trans gender pansy bitch sir! I like to dress myself up like a bitch on some days but wouldn't go as far as getting trans-gender surgery and therapy sir!
colonel j: charming; how about you son, you look a little young to be a marine
i'm Timmy and i'm in a chinese opium den!
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