HEY BITCHES
caught some south park recently, apparently, the young people nowadays, get amorous between the opposite sexes by the men farting in the woman's vagina (her 'strange', as it were) and then the woman queefing (farting from the vagina, or 'strange') onto the man's face......... truly, the younger generations seem strange even at age 39 (minus 3 days)
what i wish is that the young people of today, when dating, or during their amorous sessions of farting and queefing, paid more mind to mozartian arias such as we find in the marriage of figaro's: Vedrò mentr'io sospiro, Count Almaviva's aria from Le Nozze di Figaro
what a thoroughly magnificent piece of music we have there, absolutely magnificent..... to do it justice, you need a very loud sound system, like in a car, or else something loud and strong as this is meant to be listened to loudly............
really, when referring to the evangelicals earlier like Falwell, et al, the most despicable thing about these people is that if you ask them to name their favorite aria from the marriage of figaro they are left blinking, reaching for their shotguns and kkk hoodies perhaps......... even the black peoples of the world, likewise are left clueless
it would be interesting if there actually existed universities capable of doing worthwhile studies in the areas of social sciences, for example, it would be interesting to poll the religious persuasions and opinions of people capable of playing classical music instruments proficiently
Vedrò mentr'io sospiro, Count Almaviva's aria from Le Nozze di Figaro
Hai già vinta la causa! "You've won the case already"!
Cosa sento? What do I hear?
In qual laccio cadea? What trap have I fallen into?
Perfidi! io voglio di tal modo punirvi, Scoundrels! I'll punish you in
this way,
A piacer mio la sentenza sarà. The decision will be how I want it.
Ma s'ei pagasse la vecchia pretendente? But if he pays off the old plaintiff?
Pagarla! In qual maniera? Pay her! How?
E poi v'è Antonio And then there's Antonio,
Che all'incognito Figaro ricusa Who won't give his niece in
Di dare una nipote in matrimonio. marriage to the nobody Figaro.
Coltivando l'orgoglio di questo To nurture that lamebrain's pride...
mentecatto..
Tutto giova a un raggiro... Everything's useful for the plot...
Il colpo è fatto. The deed is done.
Vedrò mentr'io sospiro Shall I, while I'm sighing,
Felice un servo mio? See one of my servants happy?
E un ben che invan desio, And the good thing I want in vain,
Ei posseder dovrà? Shall he have it?
Vedrò per man d'amore Shall I see the woman who woke in me
Unita a un vile oggetto A feeling she doesn't have for me
Chi in me destò un affetto, United to a vile object
Che per me poi non ha? By the hand of love?
Ah no! lasciar in pace Ah no! I won't leave
Non vo' questo contento, This happiness in peace,
Tu non nascesti, audace, You weren't born, rash person,
Per dare a me tormento, To torture me,
E forse ancor per ridere And maybe to laugh
Di mia infelicità. At my unhappiness.
Già la speranza sola Now only the hope
delle vendette mie Of the revenges I'll have
Quest'anima consola, Consoles this soul
E giubilar mi fa. And makes me rejoice.
there was a pretty good show on fox news recently about an american frontiersman called kit carson from the wild west when america warred with mexico over california --- that was a good show!
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