Saturday, May 9, 2015

jeb bush speaks, the case against republicans

do we really need another bush inside the white house? The case against republicans:


can't crazy arabs blow themselves up for a while? Or just lop off some heads like the kooky Saudis? Hasn't Obama proven, albeit with his healthcare baggage, that arabs can be trusted to blow themselves up and leave Americans alone after a thorough spate of attention from the pentagon over eight years under bush (w). Oh the poor suicidal soldiers, oh the orphaned children in Iraq and America! Saddam's gone and pot is legal, can we really trust another bush in the white house NOT to go to war in the middle east?


Steve Holland from associated press reports jeb bush is speaking at a Jerry falwell university trying to woo evangelists. Really? Are these terms indicative of realities? Falwell and evangelical and christian right? Aren't they all just a bunch of taxpayers clinging to guns and religion? Couldn't the Democrats just tax and spend five trillion dollars or so of their money and spend it on some magic beans? Maybe the debt inheritors of the future will make a fortune from the fee-fie-fo-fumbing giant up there!


isn't it the economy, stupid? Don't you end up feeling awkward at terms like christian right and evangelical? Oh well Jerry falwell came in his pants at church, you know, but he's not going to go to hell for that.


come on man


some republican needs to stand up and say: "You don't get to tax and spend seven trillion dollars just because you believe humans were evolved from monkeys but it's racist to say that about Michelle Obama".... Put your hands in the air and say that!


oh, I'm just not sure if yothu yindi is decidedly more Falwellian or christian rightist or evangelical because, you know, there's a case to be made for all three arguments. How many Jerry falwells can fit on the head of a needle. We're using Glenn Becky's faux dopey voice as we ask these questions
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-CNqOhO2c&feature=youtu.be



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