Thursday, May 7, 2015
all rise, the honorable Benji in da house
ok, so caught some hollywood extra with Mario and the Thompson that looks like she doesn't cut herself...... they had some genius there who threw a faceload of sugar at some maroon 5 guy or someone like that, covering him in sugar, because he'd just sung his new song called: sugar..........also, recently he threw a rock at 'the rock'
clearly the guy is a genius and has massive potential that needs to be tapped.........here's my plan, mcfarlane, you get someone to bail him out from the county lock-up there in hollywood wherever, make sure (s)he's dressed like the mouth of sauron from lord of the rings...... have them collect him with a large, black limosine.... make sure there are two or three guys in phoney kind of looking white labcoats standing around watching, have them wear colorful basketball shoes............
if the sugar/rock thrower guy says anything the lines of: 'where can i collect my nazgul winged steed and ring of power from?' or 'am i replacing the nazgul that was killed by the female viking lady?' then you know you have bankable genius, immediately put him to work writing for you thinking of more names for victims for your old man paedo character, e.g., cody, zak, etc.......
if he says something else like, 'you can't be the mouth of sauron, you don't even look anything like my mom,' you know you have a basketcase, have the labcoat guys drop him outside a mental hospital and give him $20 for a cab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujC8s4MdsaI (mouth of sauron sings take on me)
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