hello again worthless shluts.........
you know, one time, my polish doctor, as a teenager, or some dentist, sent me a letter soliciting business, and used the title 'master', instead of 'mister'........ it was quite a kick and now we're sharing the thrill and it will most certainly be the only time, ever, we refer to glen beck as 'master'.......... as no doubt, if glen beck is master of anything it's making some heart-wrenching point about some important american value and then cutting off mid-sentence to bring you a message from his sponsor: vagisil, genital warts solution............ master glen beck, ha ha ha ha! that's funny
Glen Beck is fond of saying, 'the world is on fire', that might be true in the moslem world somehow, but having spent 5 and a half years in the European union, nothing is on fire there except gas-heaters and cigarette lighters and yo momma in the sack, now there's this teeny-weeny war in Ukraine but that's just a minuscule blip in the big picture
anyway master beck was making quite an amusing point on his last show, which we conveniently breezed over on our last posting, however, we'll mention it now: that with the climate change bruhaha going on from the 'radical left' (yes they are as real as the quotation marks), we should at some point in the future be worried about hurricanes worse than the ones seen in america over the last 100 years and more that are famous for picking up houses and throwing them, along with horses, etc, we should be worried about such hurricanes descending on africa and picking up a giraffe and throwing it at some kid and the giraffe's neck wrapping around the hapless girrafey-cane victim kid (hybrid form of giraffe hurricane) and killing him....... it was probably master beck's finest moment (apart from breaking off mid-sentence to sell vagisil for his sponsors)................ it's quite an argument: devastating hurricanes existed before climate change and burning oil a plenty, so let's worry about a hurricane hurling a giraffe on a kid in africa why don't we........ a truly great argument that proves master beck is a thinking man and not just a vagisil purveyor
here's an article master beck might be interested in seeing as he is such a giraffe hater:
Blindfolded giraffe killed after hitting head on bridge
August 01, 2014
A young giraffe has died from head injuries sustained while being transported, blindfolded, in an open truck along a South African highway, an animal welfare agency said.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Rick Allan said on Thursday he suspected the giraffe died after hitting its head against an overhead bridge.
The SPCA has launched investigations and may lay criminal charges against those involved in transporting two giraffes between the capital Pretoria and the commercial hub of Johannesburg.
Just confirmed the @ewnreporter story a few are citing: Giraffe smashed head on a bridge, died http://t.co/7mcrH2DKqA pic.twitter.com/SO34Lv1ENq
— Alexander Smith (@AlexMurraySmith) July 31, 2014
"Two giraffes were being transported by road," he said. "One of the giraffes had an incident. We are not quite sure what happened, but we got unconfirmed reports that it hit its head on a bridge."
A veterinarian had determined that the giraffe, which he described as young "had died due to head injuries", he said.
we hope reading about that poor giraffe makes you happy glen beck, you giraffe hater!
moving on, another article from the sydney morning herald (a publication by what bill o'reilly would call 'far-left loonies' - and aren't we all dying to sit down, tete-a-tete with bill and slobber over a goblet of chocolate mousse with him!?)
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this article mentions some pro and anti-israeli/gaza protests here in sydney, none of them mention hamas firing off rockets or kidnapping those three jewish kids so they're somewhat one-sided.......... the ferris batta mentioned in the article is actually an old school-mate of mine from around the times of afore-mentioned polish doctor........ now this ferris had his excellent looking sister whose beauty really only aged with time, like wine...... unfortunately, for reasons of cultural differences, and lack of a strong cohesive culture here in australia, such as is found in america with their baseball, street parades, 4th july, groundhog day and pot-vending machines, we are a little like noah's ark here and it can be difficult to marry and breed into certain shut-off cultures such as are many of the arabs......... sometimes.........maybe this is true of jews and many other cultures here, who can say, i definitely think mixing your genes with someone far from your gene-pool is where the salvation of humanity lies as i place zero stock in any tradition, and more importantly, any accumulation of genes from the 'old-world'...........anyway, i'm neither pro-israeli nor pro-hamas, however, the hamas people feel like their back has been pushed into a corner and when you back a dog into a corner it will attack........ it appears the change of government in egypt has affected the hamas people......... if i were important guys in israeli military and government, i would spend a week at least, thinking about the lifestyle of palestinian arabs in terms of militant and non-militant, i'd think about where their freedoms could take them when things were better with egypt....... what their freedoms were worth when their tunnels to israel were still somewhat of a secret.........etc, what life is like for them......... pushing the gazans into a corner like that is not going to make things better.......... israelis are pathetic if warring on some unlucky gazans is what they need to unify them........they should rectify the situation there.......... it's true that they shouldn't have to tolerate rocket attacks from hamas but they went a long time without them and didn't really do anything to assauge issues in gaza leading to the latest rocket attack and now look what happened.......... generally, if you read jewnews (www.jewnews.com.il) it's like reading the news in russia, you just get a lot of warped stuff that tends to generalize and pigeon-hole a whole bunch of people into one basket..........often with jewnews it's valid and relevant viewpoint you wouldn't get anywhere else, but even still, there is way too much moslem bashing........ if the israelis have a standardized education system, they should make it their business to teach their children about periods in history when jews and moslems lived together in peace, most notably in andalucia in spain, about 600 years ago (when the rest of europe was floundering in a kind of backward, foggy, stupidity - the dark ages - you could only expect if glen beck and npr and the jim lehrer news hour people joined forces to rule the world)
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