how can you tell if you have jewish genes

hey all, today, walking home from shops with the kid in a pram, saw there was a shopping trolley sitting there with $2 in its little kangaroo pouch of a coin slot and all it needed was coupling with another trolley to get that $2 out.......... as i push my kid's trolley with one hand and the shopping trolley with the other, that's how i know my father was right when he told me my mother and her family were jewish..... i even ran this by my mother's mother, who i was somewhat fond of in what little relations i had with her and she told me she thought her father was jewish............ however, it would be very hard to prove this, say i wanted to get israeli citizenship under their 'right of return' laws as the catholic inquisition and repression of islam and judaism starting around 1492 in earnest, i guess, was so strong, any jews leftover in spain (there must actually be tens of thousands of them) after these dates, over 500 years ago, were well and truly converted to catholicism, so that even they wouldn't know they're jewish, but when i push that shopping trolley along, i'm sure some of those jews that stayed behind and went into the closet for a while with their religion and then afterwards just forgot about it, begat my grandmother................... my father's side of spain is far prettier, a beautiful mountainous region that i would recommend to anyone from the 'new world' interested in holidaying in europe for a couple of weeks.........the mountains of asturias are truly beautiful........... in asturias there must be a great many celtic people........ i would have thought my father had a great many celtic genes which would have explained why he felt so comfortable with the anglo-celtic types of australia where i always found them somewhat unpalatable compared to him, due to my mother's genes i suppose.........genes are important........ hopefully i'm not in-bred but anyway, i feel fine

moving on, we mentioned some 50,000 or so, give or take, kurds or iraqis yetzils or pretzil minorities sitting on a mountaintop near kurdish northern iraq about to die and obama has signed off on the military giving them some air support (air-drops and air-strikes) before they starve to death (which has already begun) or go down and get massacred by ISIS......... touching on George Noori being a moron again, you know he wasted at least ten to fifteen minutes about a week ago, talking about how ISIS anglocized form is ISIS and how this is the name of an egyptian goddess and therefore this means the world is ending any day now........ it's hard to explain that George Noori is an ignoramus without sounding disrespectful, we do not mean to disrespect you George, with all due respect and respectfully, we tell you: you are an ignoramus and your listeners are ignorami also

Glen Beck last night (australian time) mentioned some hooligans that got on a bus on darley road here in sydney by centennial park that was a private bus for jewish kids and started harrassing them...........the victim in this story is actually the bus driver........ public passenger vehicle drivers in australia have no rights, they are expected to act, smell and be treated like slaves, they have no unions, no body to defend them.........the burocrats and office workers that deal with them always take the side of the customer, so that if the bus driver hadn't stopped for these hooligans and then it turned out they were associated with the school, there would have been complaints and the bus driver would have had no form of redress.........so really, the broken transportation system we have here is to blame and the bus driver is the victim, not the jewish kids........ the jewish kids need to worry about not becoming stupid spoilt whores as teenagers as this is what all westerners need to worry about............. most australians don't know anything about jews and there's sometimes a popular culture amongst the dumb english redneck dean = teen culture of slagging off on jews however people do this out of a dumb habit and freely admit they don't know any jews and don't know much about judaism........ the fact that christians slobber about the jews all the time is because they share the old testament in common as a sacred text and also the christian white supremacist notion that only a white person has been a son of God and only Jesus has been a son of God and no-one else in the entire unlimited universe has been a son of God (a blindingly absurd and ridiculous notion that cannot even be taken seriously and should be seen as a disinterested kind of spasmodic lip service to some vague notion of religiosity), is esscentially a white supremacits notino and christians feel that jews are somehow important to this notion hence the ridiculous emphasis paid to the jews, for better or worse. regarding the nazis, the truth is that the gypsies were bigger victims of theirs than the jews and we never hear from jews or anyone else regarding this and there were a great many other victims like the poles, the londoners during the battle of Britain, the french, etc, etc, etc........... furthermore Stalin and his cronies ended up killing more people than even the nazis did with their freight trains, if you check your history so please no more victim playing the jew card business for christian white supremacist motives thanks