hollywood types........

ok well after seeing that movie today, which technically was yesterday now as it's 140am at present and thus wednesday (big whatever)....... well it was the first movie we've seen at the cinema in quite a long time now, the last one that comes to mind was the james bond movie........ anyway.......... let's see, another thing that really was memorable in that movie were the erudite and scholastic looking students, especially on one particular pew, in freeman's lecture theatre........... amazing! and if they were just extra actors well they did a great job looking all intellectual-like, clearly they have been reading sophisticated things while on the crapper crapping

now let's explore some of the colorful personalities that make up 'hollywood' which is only a hop, skip and a jump away from sesame street - whatever that means, actually hollywood here is the entire planet but refers to the small community that produces all the big budget movies and a lot of the little arthouse movies........let's first start by saying that these actors that enjoy occasionally doing arty-farty, small movies with no big distribution, for the art factor..... they should know that people in spain really watch those little movies that you can't even watch in america or australia........for example, in madrid, you can quite easily go and see some tiny, shitty arthouse movie that these big a-listers do when they're not making resident evil or whatever

this brings us to jokavich, besson, johansen........ et al.......... did some reading on the afore-mentioned three of them...... it seems besson and jokavich were married/a couple for 2 years around 1997-1999 at the time besson directed jokavich in her portrayel of joan of arc (haven't seen it) and other movies......... jokavich found great commercial success with resident evil movies....... jokavich is now married to an english movie director/writer who directed some of her resident alien movies (anderson).......... i wonder if jokavich sees besson at cannes if they just look away from eachother instead of even sharing a gaze for a moment, or if they wave at eachother or something.......... interesting............besson married about four times, having daughters with about three women, the second one was 15 years old when he started dating her........... i can actually relate to that as i once was kind of infatuated with a 15 year old girl when i was 23 years old..... so i definitely wouldn't get all moralistic preachy about that shit............that woman had a child with him when she was about 17 years old........... besson and jokavich both seem to be in more stable, longer term relationships at present with their respective mates, both of which are film types..........

jokavich said something at some point about russians (she's half russian) seeking for 'the truth' at their foundation -- sounds like horseshit, kind of like saying spaniards are vegetarians because they eat corn........ in any case, i'm sure the truth is jokavich would look good in a pair of panties and maybe there are some pictures of her on the internet just so

johannsen, lives in paris these days and is up for grabs gentlemen, apparently, so good luck with that -- she's not a virgo - but not a bad sign either, some kind of sagitarius....... she's american half jew half dane........ anyway i'm now going to try my hand at hollywood script writing, unfortunately, i do not have the talent of a besson, so avert your eyes:

scene: outdoors, during a thunderstorm, at night, wind and rain, a bright moonlit field; the deep south, before the civil war........... various actors like matt damon and tom hanks abound..........  a horse-pulled wagon has fallen day............the actors all speak with virtually undecipherable southern accents that require subtitles........ somehow, this is an american accent that the military, the national tv/cinema annihilates........but occasionally you hear it on talkback radio from callers

matt damon's character: paw the village idiot robin williams has fallen off the wagon, he's dead as a doornail

tom hanks' character: ain't no time to give him proper burial son, fetch you a couple of niggaz and bury him quick, we got to get to the swine, feed 'em them's chaff then head off old man gunderson afore he russles the cattle (spits tobacco)


okay that was pretty bad, also, remember we postulated that morgan freeman, with that amazing voice of his, could trick you, say you had missed a night's sleep and were confused and what not, he could trick you into crapping into your hand and eating it and thinking it tasted hunky dory - like fine french cuissine 'merde des Dieus' sounds great!)...... we're actually going to write the script for that now, sorry if that's sad:

(morgan freeman voiceover)

corn, it's been a staple of american life for over two centuries, it's in the gas you pump at the service station, the breakfast serials you eat, and everytime you dig your hand into your bucket at the cinema, it's what you shovel into your mouth (the rest practically writes itself)

anyway, colorful thespians, wow