movie review: "The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196948/?ref_=nv_sr_1  (imdb: "The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman")

this movie sux, don't waste your time watching it....... i just got it for whiffy coz she's like from Romania and this movie is set in Bucharest.......... this movie is a good opportunity to explain what is wrong with acting schools / 'hollywood' / modern western films, etc

first of all, can you recall that movie 'the breakfast club' where the teacher guy is about to hit judd nelson's character and he is saying what a swell guy he is and how everyone thinks he's great and then telling the nelson kid that he is nothing

this is how benji perceives the thespian world that produces the western movies in general -- as that swell teacher guy that's gonna be 'crackin' skulls'....... and benji is just some poor, wretched kid whose dad gives him a carton of cigarretes and says smoke up Johnny and who can't even have a proper relationship with Clare because of their socio-economic differences and what not

you know i went one night in nyc to watch some players perform some scenes from some shakespeare plays that are familiar to us, like king lear for example.... some acting teacher, samual l jackson's teacher was there playing king lear's fool and there were some other famous thespians there.......... also we mentioned on this blog taking a couple of classes with angelina jolie / christopher walken's teacher: bob mcandrew.... and taking a few acting lessons here in sydney at the actor's pulse studio in redfern........

look it doesn't matter where benji goes with the thespians, the relationship is always the same, the thespians are established, they are right and proper, they are in with the decent folks (degenerates all), they are crackin' skulls, they are the teacher guy from the breakfast club........benji is just a poor, misguided, foolish youthful guy with excellent hair

so nobody is going to care what advice i could offer to shia lebeouf, right? why would they want to listen to the benji, that'd be like wanting to listen to the punk judd nelson character from breakfast club give you career advice -- crazy -- you wouldn't go to him unless you needed a cab ride and someone to scream and carry on around obnoxiously like the two-faced animal you are; sorry to digress anyway

http://youtu.be/zGiCkSJOdpg  (professional thespian 'crackin' skulls')

my advice to labeouf: redo potty training -- not suiciding and being reborn as a baby like robin williams has/will do and relearning toilet training as a baby, but really just setting up an acting school where you can just 'make the breakthrough' of potty training in front of ten or more qualified potty trainers

i mean this in the most literal meaning of the words, in fact, ALL acting schools around the west could institute the same regime: get an adult sized potty, pull your pants down and crap in there in front of everyone......... that's probably the best you could do

it's unlikely shia lebeouf will ever be able to make a movie seriously worth watching unless he redoes potty training (as an adult) -- not potty training someone else in his free time, but seriously going to an acting school and relearning potty training there -- seriously -- and literally

then you wouldn't have anal trash all the time maybe

God Bless