benji deserves a medal bitches

and here it is: the U.S.
Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal 
Service: Navy, Marine Corps
Criteria: Meritorious service or achievement in a combat or noncombat situation based on sustained performance of a superlative nature

whether it's a medal or a flash of boobs from kate couric, everyone deserves rewards in life 

God knows i have taken so much shit now, it is a miracle i never got a medal sooner.... my russian buddy Sergei from Siberia flew in to sydney today from hawaii where he spent the past few months and i gave him a ride from international to domestic terminals with a brief park and stand up chitty-chat for about 20 minutes where he presented me with this medal (that some guy in hawaii gave him randomly), and some american flag stickers, one of which i stuck next to my rear registration tag...... needless to say, you can buy this medal for yourself probably for $1.50 on ebay, but it was nice actually being presented with one, and without having to go through the arduous back-stretching and saluting and starching of clothes and what not......... actually i've booked in for a september 9 visit to the army here to see if i can get a job for the army, although not sure if they would take me, at age 38 and not even sure i can do the minimum push-ups/ chin-ups they require...... however, i've quit smoking 10 days ago now - absolutely quit...... so my cardio-vascular health should be pretty good......... not sure what standards they require for heavy vehicle drivers but that is the job i'm applying for anyway, of course with the army, if they take you, they can deploy you - eg., to afghanistan or iraq ---  i would probably go -- not like anyone is getting blown up with IEDs from australian army in iraq lately --- if i had to go to afghanistan i wouldn't trust any of the locals, least of all the ones in their army meant to be on 'my side' -- complete bunch of treacherous fuck-ups those guys are, everytime u.s./australian army people get blown up it's often one of the afghani guys that is meant to be on their side -- at least the taliban tells you they are your enemy, they don't pretend to be your friend and then betray you while they are at your side........what a complete disaster........... actually it'd be pretty scary driving a convoy to afghanistan through pakistan, those pakistanis are just trouble...... often it's the talibanis there blowing you up in pakistan, but at least they aren't traitors, just hostile........ do you remember all those civilian truckies in iraq from america getting blown up all the time under bush? and all that so that ISIS sunnis can take syria and half of iraq under obama -- with all the american weapons and what not trucked around by those almost mercenary civilian truckers (they got paid huge $$$ but very often were blown up)

btw, now that the benji has been given some recognition and earned a medal, it's probably a good time to say that despite bitching about all kinds of celebrities, like Jimmy Kimmel, etc, the truth is these guys pay huge amounts of taxes to support things like forest rangers and what not so actually society should be grateful to people like this for paying big amounts of taxes, despite being idiots. At ease.