Friday, August 1, 2014

rush and glenn beck


ok, rush limbaugh is blaming the polar vortex on obama, couldn't get it up last night? blame obama....... everything is obama's fault......... can you imagine being rush limbaugh's wife?

what would you like for breakfast rush?

benghazi! benghazi!

which socks would you like to wear today?

benghazi benghazi!

would you like fries with that?

benghazi benghazi!

rush limbaugh needs to go on a crystal meth bender in a room that has been graffiti-tagged by skateboarders with one word over and over again: benghazi! he needs to get it out of his system........ of course that's obama's fault and conan can't say anything funny for the 30th year straight, who's fault's that? you guessed it? Barack hussein's (no relation to saddam hussein's btw)......... guess what? let the michelle run for president because that'd be great hearing rush bitching another four years becoz the rush is cutest when he bitches hot-airedly............. you know if he could just stick with bitching about obama and the coal industry, but he's all like, swiss cheese has too many holes! that's obama's fault!


Glen Beck... we've said it before and we'll say it again: how do you solve a problem like glen beck? (set to the music of how do you solve a problem like maria from the sound of music, thus:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8)......... if we could synthesize the substance (if there is any) of Glen Beck, between the commercials he peddles, it would seem as follows:

GB: well, i got out of bed and it was like five o'clock, you know, down under, guessing partway i needed to pee but also i guess, i don't know, my wife is still attractive.... then i was walking to the restroom to empty my bladder and there was a dallas cowboy's linebacker's buttocks on the tv, his pants were really tight, does that make me gay America? (emits faux flamboyant giggle) because if that makes me gay.............

that's Glen Beck's style in a nutshell........kind of like muzak in an elevator: unchanging, ever-present, a constant..... maybe Glen Beck's problem can be fixed by setting him up with a widowed Admiral, or something



and btw, Mark McGill from Michiana 95.3, love the shoes




and the EU blockading Russia! can you imagine? isn't it time to turn the natural gas spigot to the EU to the OFF position russia and switch the natural gas spigot to China to the ON position? Vladski? hello?

thank you and have a great weekend, God Bless, unless you are a peace-loving non militant Hamas type dude living in Gaza, in which case, you probably won't have a great weekend.........as the IDF and Hamas go at it, the question is: who let the dogs out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

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