fuck matt lauer's birthday

nbc today show are now pretending to care it's matt lauer's birthday, who died and made him king of the jungle anyway, why don't they just start singing that song, 'in the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight' for his birthday instead of happy birthday like everyone else?

funny how when ann curry left today everybody was secretly thinking, gee i hope i didn't catch asian off that chink bitch............ but now we all have to flop our cocks out and start slapping it like a tired piece of old salami coz matt just turned 80 or whatever

whatever

moments later, the darling lauer is with russell brand......... not having one good thing to say about russell brand, and neither wishing to malign him, it may be worth mentioning, that the best thing aforementioned brand might do, for his own soul evolution, could very possibly be to go live with the germans for ten years or more, learning german as he goes..........obviously this wouldn't be easy, but would probably be for his own best interests in the long run

God Bless

life in australia

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/its-survival-of-the-fittest-in-sydneys-taxi-ranks-and-ubers-form-looks-hard-to-beat-20141230-12ffgy.html


hi, here's a link to an article from an english seeming guy, the journalists in australia are predominantly english, although this may not represent the graduate pool of communication/journalism courses at university......... normally they pretend they have no ethnicity other than 'australian' however they are almost never native australians and usually english although sometimes part scottish or welsh or even irish too.........

anyway, the article is about a journalist who is subsidized by australian taxpayers of all races, in a socialist way, to champion the values of the english race in whichever way they see fit, as the employer, the abc, beneficiary of government subsidies reaped from taxpayers of all stripes, is reluctant to hire anyone not of english ethnicity or seemingly threatening to loss of english control of australian power institutions.......... therefore the journalist is not a champion of meritocracy, but rather, a kind of anglo-supremacist communist......

it occurred to write to him to ask him some fairly innocuous questions in a sarcastic vein along the lines of: well if you think uber is so great for breaking the law and screwing the taxi industry, why not write a gushing expose of how your abc (australian broadcasting commission) breaks the racial discrimination law daily in their rush for taxpayer money (hiring predominantly people of english ethnicity).........or why not praise the labor and liberal parties (the two main political parties in australia) for doing the same thing? especially the liberal party, which is strongly adverse to membership at high levels being of non english ethnicity with very scant exceptions............. or why not write an article gushing about how great it is that our australian universities give high distinctions to kids from communist china that can't even speak english and pay others to attend their lectures and write their papers

that's fairly innocuous but i wouldn't bother messaging the guy as he would only feel chilly hostility when confronted with the truth so plainly as the truth is odious to a hypocrite and a liar, furthermore, out of a sense of wounded pride, he would affect an air of pretended danger and most likely call the police claiming i was a dangerous stalker, i know, i've already been down that road with the english in australia, that's why i ended up hitting a cop one time, who was also one of these people of english ethnicity who pretend they aren't english, to wit, a liar

if i were american, i would just dismiss this guy as gay and not give a second thought to it, however, as i do not have american citizenship, my next best bet is to live in australia as i do not care to live in the european union, where i also enjoy citizenship................. unfortunately, the preference americans show for people with anglocized surnames over those who do not, and their general defamation of hispanics and any kind of name seeming spanish to them - and just general contempt - only lends to a kind of emboldening of english australians from afore-mentioned, exclusively white, americans

i do feel free to blog about it, however, so not all is completely lost, but of course i never generally feel free to contact people in positions of authority in australia, unless it's the independent commission against corruption, as i do not feel they are people of honor, and certainly not worthy of the badge 'the honorable', which they use in many cases in positions of high authority, being essentially, a dishonorable, lying people..... in the case of the universities and the ministry for education, this is taken beyond simple dishonorableness and dishonesty to the level of criminality and we are seeing real crimes being committed

the fact that the federal police in australia and no american law enforcement agency could be interested to intervene in the case of the corrupt universities here, only lends credence to the notion that aforementioned agencies are basically enablers of islamo-facism due to ommission

anyhow, that's how the truth looks. see how it likes you

movie review: the interview (seth bogan, 2014)

about an hour and a quarter into this movie and it's looking like a real gem......... can you imagine watching that greatest of all moments in cinematic history, the scene in the breakfast club where andrew complains about his dad, over and over again, for days and days on end? not hard to imagine, right? as if you haven't done that already, hasn't everyone? this movie is like that..... just awesome, but maybe they'll drop the ball so will have to keep you posted after viewing it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ZyYtoKuUs   (breakfast club, andrew monolog, watch it again and again.... and again)

nope, no balls descended, it was pretty much flawless, like Nadia komanichi and her perfect ten at gymnastics.... There should be like a ceremony at Rockefeller plaza with the guys from afroman performing gonna get high then awarding the interview people some toffee apples and flyovers from world war one sopwith camels dropping fancy cheeses with little mini parachutes for the rabble to catch behind their barriers and al roker walking around with a white microphone asking people if they're from minniapolis

howdy slurts! hi doctor slurt

forsooth bitches, my kid broke the screen of my labtop computer some months ago which renders blogging less convenient, said labtop now being hooked up to a fixed screen and having a fixed location, therefore forsooth

question: is it possible for north Koreans to field agents in America to carry out or procure random murders such as shooting a sixteen year old in the head?

moving on section: presidential candidi(bitch)acy, "what is truth?", why do people have to be "true to themselves" (is it coz it's in hamlet?)... Pot has been legalized so what's next, rub and tugs in the office? If hilarity Clinton gets voted in, would this usher in an age of mass suicides? Will we see political commercials saying: "sure my momma's fat, but how about yours?".....

finally: keeping you updated on black (sorry black people that the color black sometimes describes negative things, this is actually a yellow and white problem) with corruption Australian universities, im now informed that millionaire communist Chinese kids are actually paying kids to go to tutorials for them! Kids that aren't even ENROLLED are breaking university bylaws merely by attending tutorials are doing so in order to write papers on behalf of wealthy communist Chinese kids too busy hooking up on tinder like apps to bother studying. Just where are their $70,000 per year bribes, or "fees" to the initiated, going? Why are no journalists interested in this? Is it because of the cozy ties between academia and the media?

finally, rap music, less than fully 70% of the worlds population is waiting excitedly for the release of benjis latest rap saga, huggin' & poopsin' the trilogy: ghetto hurlin'. No word yet on when that might be forthcoming but you can tune in to TMZ in the meantime

Mariah Carey on nbc today show =

hit the mute button asap

anti-gravitying in on u.s. presidential politics

weighing in is for the big pundits, the talking heads of u.s. tv and radio, little old benji has no weight, hence anti-gravitying in, instead, on u.s. presidential politics

jeb bush, doesn't need a superpac to determine whether to run or not, just run it by the mrs and proceed to go and collect $200

hilarity clinton......... actually sounded extremely presidential in a sound bite a few weeks ago talking about the high rates of incarceration of african american men........ if she can hone in on that kind of delivery from that sound bite - her only presidential sounding thing she's ever said -- she could go far

other republicans running will very possibly include romney, cruz, the crazy texan guy, you know the one, believes in wind farms or something, can't remember his name, he won't win but will use his gravitational mass to effect the vote like ross perot did.......... the texan governer guy might as well forget about it.... that's about it -- maybe the guy that ran for vice president last time could have a shot

regarding obama, love him or hate him, the guy has completely revolutionized the role of presidency, basically, after obama, ANYONE has a decent shot at running for president, man, woman, whitey, browney, yellowey, mormon, you name it...........the guy also seems to get a lot done, even if you hate what it is, normalizing relations with cuba is definitely the right way to go

Islamic hostage terror unfolding in Sydney

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/12/16/world/asia/sydney-australia-hostages.html

it's been around nine hours now and no swat sniper has shot this guy in the head yet. Busy watching Texans play for the first time ever, savage throws to colts Davis, ensuring defeat. Will follow Texans until they win Superbowl.

wifey is safe at work for another hour til her workday ends at 7pm. If it wasn't for the fact my kid is sleeping and would hate a long car ride, id definitely pick her up from work in my car. Only because if this was a sophisticated attack, there could actually be bombs awaiting detonation on the underside of travelling Sydney trains. The trains are running as usual and im sure even regular railway workers haven't been checking underside of trains. Obviously that's what threatens my familys interests. In general, if the guy has accomplices they might proceed to detonate pre established bombs if the hostage taker is shot. I wouldn't know but i would think safest option is shoot the hostage taker.

some fox news pundits too extreme?

http://news.yahoo.com/fox-news-host-torture-report-235001597.html

have to side with Zach on that one

alternative Englishwoman voiceover introductions for Glenn Becks radio show

you know a key element of American unity (e pluribus unum) and culture, is the standardized American accent. It's so common and possibly monotonous to Americans they're often delighted to hear different kinds of accents, such as English accents. Suchlike is often considered 'cool' in America, something different. Therefore it's not surprising Glenn Becks radio show features a leadin from a standard English accent.
every show, the womans voice makes the considerable boast that"what you're about to hear is the fusion between entertainment and enlightenment" (no less) . It almost seems like a tongue in cheek vanity from becks mind and every time i hear it, i immediately think of alternatives, in that same ladys voice / accent, such as:

what you're about to hear is a bunch of sodding bollocks

or: change the station or you'll be disappointed again

or: cor, wouldn't you be better off banging your head against something instead of listening to this codswallop?

how about: listening to this tripe might remind you of the time your doctor told you you had herpes... Go on then!

indeed, ones imagination is left with a veritable plethora of more realistic alternatives to 'the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment '

movie review: bad neighbors, seth bogan

to thedvd machine! Returned "chef" with bergara and Johansen, thankfully didn't get any of it on my pants or stuck to bottom of my shoes, couldn't ask for more... Took out "bad neighbors", it definitely qualifies for a shit eating cock whore award, the classification for that award is: 18c, correct usage of the word 'dean'; subsection v

breaking news: China's communist government will incorporate limp biscuit into their national school curriculum

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
. nookie

lymph biscuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU  (linkin park)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphatic_system   (lymphatic system)


the lymph system, for short, is an absolute gem of engineering and clearly a lot of work must have gone into its design which is incomprehensibly intelligent........ tonight's homework is to read about it

o'reilly divorce; what would W (dubya) do? (go fishing?)

hey frayns........... so last night, before withdrawing to sleep land......... very belatedly, spent some time reading about o'reilly and his divorce......... haven't really been considering o'reilly, in any way, shape or form, for very many moons now........ although maybe we'll start listening to his radio program again a little one of these days....... he does seem like a lovable character, and to average working joes, he is, essentially, a celebrity and a victim of that, in a sense, since being in the spotlight is always a double edged sword....... francis bacon has an outstanding essay on 'fame' in his 'essays' book.......note his writing style in this book is exactly the same as shakespeare's, since he, in fact, wrote those plays too........that's the truth

now being in the limelight, poor old o'reilly's dirty laundry is out there for whoever to read about........his former wife does look like quite a looker, one of these people born in the second half of the first seventh of the solar year (beginning around march 20) -- making her one of these sun type personalities..........very different to o'reilly who is a virgo type........... anyway -- both of them seem to be devout catholics and not sure what exactly is true that gawker is reporting about their situation........but it does get interesting with these celebrities and that's the price the public expects them to pay for their fame and special perks: for their lives to be an open book

now of course, reading all of these, and not withstanding any catholic issues the two are having --- o'reilly's wife remarried, apparently, by the way......... we weren't going to make this at all about jesus, however, there was an interesting question mentioned in one article that o'reilly asked george w (dubya), how he reconciled the death penalty with jesus' teachings.........

that's an interesting question, let's go there.... the gospels seem to mention that jesus applies the death penalty to a tree at some point because it doesn't give fruit.......... obviously this is a metaphor for the death penalty in some respects....... also, in the distasteful russian novel way of the gospels, as nietzsche describes them, there is the famous betrayel by judas........... jesus is not completely unaware that judas is a dangerous man and can throw a spanner into his plans for building a humanitarian movement for the advancement of human evolution and judas is even a close co-worker of his in this regard.......obviously judas is dangerous and obviously judas is interested for jesus to be stoned to death by jews or crucified by romans and jesus is not naive about this........all of this is about the death penalty and no-one is bumbling here according to the gospels.........judas is effective in handing jesus over to authorities, and it even seems, they cannot get their mitts on him without judas' help......... furthermore, maybe some half-arsed authorities there would be afraid that jesus would do something bad to them with his metaphysical powers.........anyway, o'reilly wrote about all this business in his book, killing jesus............. we cannot agree with papal history, or general european christianity in their interpretation of the outcome of the events..........the gospels say that the holy ghost appears on jesus during his baptism and then he expires it on the cross........... it does not say in the gospels that he physically dies on the cross, and if it does, it has been manipulated by some catholics or other early church fathers possibly around the 5th century........... what really happened is that joseph, a good, upstanding man and probably an egyptian initiate and a general mystical adept, receives the holy ghost upon baptism by john the baptist and gives up the holy ghost on the cross........... while he keeps the holy ghost between these two events, he has extra supernatural powers and is in direct relationship with some aspect of Godhead and able to perform amazing miracles (that really did happen) with complete surety........... in his Lord's Prayer, Jesus says that the Kingdom and the Glory is God's forever......... therefore we should not worship joseph as God as this is foolhardy and obnoxious..........neither while he is acting as Jesus is it correct to say that he is 'God' incarnate exactly........that's not right.......... anyway, don't know why we are mentioning this in regard to the death penalty and o'reilly's question to W, but suffice to say, the Jesus spirit, the holy ghost, is returned to God on the cross, which probably made the crucifiction a worse ordeal, and Joseph's buddies (Helios - his school - this does not refer to God at all, why would he lose faith in God, that's ridiculous), despite being late, are able to get him off the cross alive and he makes a speedy recovery

a lot of what is written in the gospels has been manipulated by the church before and during the dark ages in order to square a dogma that the church could use to manipulate the masses, this is why churches are wrong and maybe joseph smith and the mormons maybe were telling the truth, who knows?

anyway, about divorce, there is some stuff about that in the bible and also the book of mormon......apparently divorce is ok in case of sexual immorality? who the hell knows........... everyone is saying what would jesus do? but no-one is saying, what would the anti-christ do? what would W do? what would PT Barnum do? for example, what would W do? an old college friend approaches W, upon asking her about her marriage, W's friend reveals that her husband and herself are able to make their relationship work smoothly by making march a month of madness, march madness, as it were.......when asked what this madness entails by W, his friend replies that she can go to africa and hump all kinds of black dick all month long and post it all up on the internet and really commit some serious debauchery........her husband can do the same but prefers to go hot-air ballooning, in exchange for this march freedom, the two commit to respecting each others' marital wishes during the other eleven months of the year, picking up socks just so, following a schedule for cooking, child rearing, etc......... ergo, what would W do? what would he say to his old college friend, if anything? what would W do?

sorry, just being me

hollywood watchout with Benji

hello frayns, let's quickly gloss over sandler's 2012, ahem, er, comedy, with the son and the buck's night and what not, we caught a bit of it.... my father often said to me at some point in my life: you are going backwards..... somehow, this advice seems relevant for sandler, so we're happy to pass it on to him........... the lovely witherspoon was in some vince vaughn movie from 2008 but we only caught a minute of it that looked like a remake of the police academy scene where tackleberry or whatever his name is is beaten up by the blonde cop's family member at her family's house.........whatever who cares

also not worth mentioning was a dvd that cost $3.50 and was total waste of time, trash........ 'alien abduction' - do not waste your time with it.......what trash........ really

anyway, moving on, there was a promising looking documentary with harrison ford, don cheadle and the ny times guy friedman......... now we seem to have done a bit of dumping on friedman in the past on this blog, however we are proud to say friedman does not at all come across as a douche in this documentary and benji is pleased when the 'lefty guys' for want of a better term, can cobble together things that o'riley cannot come along and be justified in dismissing it as 'far left loony' and 'moon-calf-ism'........ so in that respect, we can even say we are proud of the ford/cheadle/friedman effort.......

let's discuss the topic a little: first of all, i would recommend to all climate scientists kurt stager's 'the next one million years' - think that's what it's called, he's a paleontologist........ interestingly, stager mentions that in a previous cycle, not sure when, maybe a million years ago, there was much more co2 in the air than now, and the equivalent amount as worst case scenarios for the future read: about 500 parts per million, i suppose........ now stager and other paleontologists do not deny this reality as they hold it as a scientific fact based on ice core samples they have dug and the frozen ice trapped therein........ they do not, however, have answers for this as to the why...........certainly it was not from oil being all burnt up

still, the fact that life went on from this long past and unexplained 500+ ppm co2 event that is held as a paleontological fact (and not mentioned in the harrison documentary we mentioned), does not necessarily mean that our science of today is not accursed and will not lead to disaster, in fact, we personally believe the contrary.......... in this regard, despite poo-pooing the 'eurotrash' and their stance on climate change...... in fact, we cannot deny that of all the industrialized blocks, they will be the best off when petrol becomes scarce, due to their already strong commitment to renewable energies, which, you would be quite surprised to find how well developed they already are in germany and england in this wise

in america, there is not the will, like there is in the EU to switch to renewables.......it's not enough to have an intellectual/bookish type left wing elitist like obama in office to convert to renewables the way the EU has been and is continuing to do so, this drive must come from the masses........you'll see now in obama's last two years he'll get nothing that he wants and i can't imagine what they were saying at fox news about his agreement with china to reduce pollution but of course the congress wouldn't ratify that for a moment with all the republicans there and why should the republicans just stop coal production all of a sudden? that's no way to go forward, it's like prohibition in the 1930s, it just won't work........ there isn't much will in america to save energy but there's plenty of will in Europe for that and don't worry, Europe will be leading the way in that in a couple of hundred years or so, we imagine

anyway, that ford/friedman/cheadle documentary did look quite interesting so we'll certainly try to watch more of them in future if possible!

agreement with Guliana; questions for Maria Shriver of Today Show

Guliana went on CNN (not sure why anyone does) to say his read of the ferguson situation.... he's absolutely right, this kid was extremely out of line and there should be someone at fox news talking about suicide by cop because this case really looks to have progressed to that.......... cannot agree with Guliana that the rioters in Ferguson are getting their 'moment of glory' because there's no glory in what they are doing....... even if there are systematic issues.......... also, as Guliana mentions 97% of african american (not black as they includes Indians) but african american homicides are done by other african americans....... it's important to note in this regard that the african american suicide rate is much lower than that for whiteys....... african americans tend to get angry before depressed........the two emotions are opposite extremes and it's possible that anger is healthier than morbid depression

Maria Shriver, what an interesting expose of gay soccer player coming out of the closet, so glad we didn't miss that.......here's an interesting question from Californian college offensive lineman to Maria on the matter:

Dear Maria,

i'm not sure if i should be classified as gay, bi-curious or just a pervert.......for example, after last weekend's game, the entire team went through the cheerleading squad in a group orgy, one of the guys ended up licking another guy's arsehole, does this make him gay? if so, can he right a book about it (do i spell right with two g's or one? can never remember)

i love Tony Abbot

http://m.smh.com.au/comment/political-bastardry-and-nincompoops-consign-abc-to-churnalism-20141124-11svir.html

remember that episode of fawlty towers where the drunken chef turns out to have a gay crush on Manuel, the inept Spanish cook from Barcelona (actually played by a German)?

that's similar to how we feel about Tony Abbot except he is not incompetent. Well anyway, we love Tony Abbots policies. To hell with all the socialist eurotrash in the EU poo pooing his governments policies on climate change. Yes, please charge me $5 or $7 for a visit to the doctor, and make the poor stand in a long air conditioned line to get their rebate, if they do that give them a 98% rebate with some do-gooder, patronizing and irrational entitlement title, maybe 'deans law'.

yes, please continue notifying the abc about free markets and capitalism and put an end to their evil communist stranglehold. Let them shine a light on themselves and see how ridiculous they are.

maybe give the military a few extra peanuts, poor guys are underpaid. if you do, it will get the lambie block onside. AND do please continue to put pressure on the corrupt universities any way you can: it will push them towards much needed accountability for their shameless corruption. High distinctions for idiot $40,000 a year fee paying bumblers from communist China that can't even speak English indeed! Whoever could imagine such a travesty! Easier to imagine flying pigs in space with tractor beams and moon rays!

we love Tony and his government! This is not a joke, they have the exact right idea.

nbc's today show experiencing drama similar to that depicted in long running Australian soaps

'home and away' and 'neighbors'?
may we first add, we are proud to say we have never watched even one episode of either long running tv show nor ever shall

however, as the associated press reports a spat involving geist and hall from today show, we mention it. According to the associated press, and I quote: the atmosphere off camera is just like an episode of Australian tv shows 'home and away ' or 'neighbors'.... Interestingly hall has a very busy schedule doing another show loosely based on the boardgame 'clue'. In fact, her older sister was murdered in 2004 in an unsolved mystery. I blame captain jack for it.

Geist, like oreilly is a new York times bestselling author. IM sure if oreillys depositions were admissible he would be saying his books sold more and his sperm counts higher and swims faster and stronger than geists. Also geist works on msnbc and everyone at fox news has taught me, if nothing else, that msnbc are atheist communists and going to hell

how does bouncer tie in?

thanks miss abbey, confused and looking for answers
more questions, would you feel safe if stranded on a dessert island with roker and lauer or would you be afraid they would cannabalise you? Possibly before slaying you? in an attempt to avoid starvation. We asked Katie Couric: "the whole reason my surname, Couric, is in your phone's dictionary is because i know how to survive. I would convince both of them there's a club med shindig over yonder sand dune and run into the water and take my chances with the sharks"

dessert island starvation and cannibalism is no laughing matter, perhaps blindsided by award winning shows like Gilligans island, todays modern person perhaps dismisses the risks and tragedies involved. DoBUWe8uWeWS, or, don't blame us we ate you, we were starving is a self help group for shipwreck survivors overcoming a double dose of guilt: a) surviving, b) eating the less fortunate who subsequently were unable to survive. Psychologist Lindsay Bristol says it's common for cannabalistic shipwreck survivors (CSS in self help jargon) to struggle with guilt and confusion and it's important for them to seek help, especially when danger of falling into the 'why you do this to me Dimmy?' syndrome (YUDT2MED) becomes a threat.

australia arranges for free trade agreement with china; questions

how will this worsen the already insidious spread of communist chinese corruption around the western world? australia's universities are already so corrupted by the communist chinese, so greedy, so unwilling to sacrifice even one communist chinese's $40,000 per year fees, so happy to hand out high distinctions to communist chinese students that cannot speak english and fail students like myself with excellent english language skills who dare question the authority of the british rule in australia, even in an academic way.......

how much worse will things get? and is there any authority free of corruption that can help? the answers seem to be: a whole lot worse and NO. let's look at the fbi and cnn, two enablers of commuinst chinese corruption, toss in yahoo, and the other big internet companies like google and microsoft........ all of them want profits........... why does the fbi throw martha stewart in jail and only care about fining big corporations like goldman sachs and not bothering throwing any of them in jail? because you can't kill the goose that laid the golden egg....... jailing people that need to be jailed would mean an end to easy government finances gained through justice department fines........... cnn, one of their chief executives has been named in a child rape civil case in calfornia along with brian singer.......... cnn that doesn't want white people to go to harvard even if they get higher scores than spanish people like myself or asians or blacks.......... cnn that hires australians over americans but would never bother to report on communist chinese students bribing the universities.......... since the american universities are racist in their practices, and have certain relationships with australian universities which are all corrupted by the communist chinese dollar.......we can only conclude that the american universities are corrupt.......... let's toss off the question: who even invented optical fibre for the sake of a good rant........... grab your whittling stick and knife and pull up a seat next to the woodfire drum, i'm just getting started

the big internet companies....... these are the guys that fire ceos for donating to family values organizations that are against legalizing gay marriage.........these are the guys that hand over chinese dissident journalists to the communist chinese government for torture..........they do this by handing over information on their customers, breaching any form of trust that might be, to the communist chinese government

let me tell you, i'm not one to rush to judgement...... i'm happy to explore every avenue of truth before pronouncing judgement......... i spent a year and a half in communist china........ i was able to appreciate the humanity of the people there........ therefore i would not easily concur when i was advised that the communist chinese are 'evil' and 'scumbags'.......... however, now, ultimately, it's difficult to argue this down, and i wish i could.......... where are the fbi, cnn, the big internet companies, along with communist china and the bribe taking australian universities going to? hell........... sooner or later, they will reincarnate, in their next, or ten lifetimes from now, whenever, they will reincarnate and Karma will deliver them their lessons when their Souls are best able to appreciate it, sorry to sound preachy, but that's what the truth looks like......might seem ugly to you, but often, the truth does seem that way..... and let all these bitches at the fbi go to church on sundays and pray to jesus all they like, but they'll go to hell anyway, and if Jesus were here right now i'd wager him he couldn't stop them from going to hell and couldn't get them to repent because they don't even know what they're doing, they're too busy watching csi - more smokescreens.......... on this level, maybe only Satan could help these people's Souls by punishing them in the afterlife....... sometimes that's the only way to purify one's own self from Evil is to bathe in it, which is what these parties are doing, they're creating it for everyone, so happy bathtime bitches, grab your towels

this does not at all bode well for the future....... not at all......... it does appear that what you are looking at is the final hurrah before the oil runs out........ and you're at a pig farm.......... the fbi is there, napoleon pigs, they are more equal than others, they get their government money from goldman sachs and keep the golden goose alive for future fines, and get to throw martha in jail too......... the communist chinese elite are there, showering the piggies with lots of great meals....... yummy, it's delicious, hear the piggies snort with delight....... any idiot masses out there like fox news are too busy watching football to notice........ besides, their favorite guys are busy getting all the oil from wherever they can......... here piggy piggy piggy! what will the piggies do when the oil runs out? same as everyone else, back to square one, maybe we can outsource our laundry to communist chinese slaves who are too stupid to revolt against their own nation's injustices....... oh wait, without oil, container shipping and trucking will be unfeasible........ oh well, the future will take care of itself won't it? sure it will, just like it is right now in iraq and africa: a bloodbath every week.........

that's enough ranting for now, oh wait a second..........did you know members of england's torie party are under investigation by scotland yard for child rape and child murder paedophile rings? so it's not only the catholic church, we see this in english politics and at high levels of cnn too........... can the EU save england from this kind of business? and why aren't the english/scottish/welsh/irish powers that be in australia's politics and judicial system not answerable to EU Courts in the same way that England currently is?

why don't journalists report the truth? and why are they more interested to set up diversions and smokescreens to the truth, fox news included? it is because they are part of the power elite structure, their function is not to report the truth, but rather to distort it, acting as PR people for the political lawmaking and enforcing classes (who are corrupt, busy taking bribes from communist china who are savage backward animals, just ask any chinese guy in the falon gong / falan dafa movement if this is so and they'll wholeheartedly agree)..........

what interest do journalists have in reporting communist chinese corruption of universities when they themselves often work part-time at the university, or their editors do, or someone does? or reporting the truth in any other matter that may interrupt their corrupt mafia?

that's what good free speech is for? next to nothing....... a corrupt society will always find a way to ignore the truth or attack it, even through official channels like the courts, especially easy with the english legal system, eg., here in australia, that doesn't even answer to the EU courts where loser pays and the richest always wins............ we can add that the EU Courts themselves are corrupt as they are not aggressive enough in being pro-active about enforcing the law in vassal states of her majesty queen elizabeth the second such as canada and new zealand where their law, the EU law, should be the ultimate recourse to justice........

so you see friends, doesn't matter if you're american or what you are, there's a system in place that's corrupt and it cannot be reformed.......... it will not be reformed.......and no american reformer will reform it either, they'll be too busy screaming about how great martin luther king was (total fucken slut and token God for all african americans for all times sake thanks to do gooder liberal whitey)* and taking bribes from the communist chinese and knocking you back from university for being white instead of spanish white like i am

there's no future but the future of the world's oil supplies evaporating, until that happens, expect to see more and more 'prestigious' people bought and sold and corrupted by the communist chinese........even the u.s. defense department and their contractors, by letting the communist chinese steal their technology through hacking, can be said to be corrupted by the communist chinese, although not with the complicity that the australian universities and media are showing, but still.........dysfunction, incompetence, distractions, complications, smoke and mirrors, greed, greed, greed.......... all of it will lead you further into the quagmire..........the wolves are everywhere

and all these complete and utter uneducated morons, headed loosely by john kerry and the corrupt university professor obama have the audacity to rally together with the corrupt communist chinese under the banner: poo poo putin, you rascally devil, hands of eastern Ukraine!

this is a fucking joke! this is what Nietzsche was talking about when he said the last man, before the evolution of the superman would be a laughing stock or a painful embarrassment to the superman......... don't you see the embarrassment?

fuck you

* Jimi Hendrix is the greatest african american ever to walk the earth and there isn't one african american guy that can even admit this as all african american men are narcissistic egomaniacal bitches, just go and ask one..... african american women too have completely overlooked Hendrix's greatness which just goes to show what they know: KFC tastes great and not much about music........ malcolm x and martin luther king are just toadstools next to Hendrix, Hendrix is about 5000 feet tall compared to these morons..........

checking in with letterman

nothing fun is happening like big red and Dave playing billiards over cigars .. There's no hopscotch game, no hula hoops, no foot bath bucket... No baby pool, just Martha Stewart and formal attire... Big red has a shot, he has 6th sense, he waffles, i won $3 on Texans recently, against Tennessee or something. . Wheres his pokemon? Looks like he doesn't have one... It will be interesting to see Martha. Dave was making a lot of jokes about her while she was incarcerated, i think in 2003. If only kate couric could act, instead of being a robot incapable of true acting, sadly only actors can act, and Kate cluric isn't an actress. It would be neat seeing her in a straight to tv movie with ne'er a dvd kind of getting seduced in prison by foxy thirty something women... Heres Martha... I bought a neat pottery style bowl for three dollars with a flower on it named Virginia something and it's in Latin too.. It's hard to type on a cell phone. Dave is like a wiley coyote playing with his prey. Probably waiting to make a prison joke at marthas expense and go catch frogs with big red. Is Martha relevant? She seems like such a great lady. Ive never found anything obnoxious about this woman. Now im remembering the hotel manager in sedona that i stayed at her hotel around when the soccer world cup was on in France.

daves tie is navy blue with polka dots. It would be cool to watch Martha and Laura bush cage fight. My money would be on Martha. I need to sleep now, it's late.

movie review: starship troopers, 1997

THE PLATINUM WEATHER-VANE is the highest Order among all shit eating cock whores, it's like a congressional medal of honor and has uppercase letters

this is the greatest movie of all times. It wins the highest honor, of which there can only be one recipient: the platinum weathervane........ John malcovich is a douchebag, not withstanding

movie review: the woorld of wall street, (2013), scorcese/dickapprio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4  (this movie fails 'hengaillaan' test)

hey so first of all, just tried finding on youtube this radio advert that never ceases to please me, as i roll around in my taxi cab, listening to michiana 95.3: the home comfort expert radio advert........ it features a family of squirrels, one of them says to the other: whatchu got there harry?, the other one says: it's my crystal walnut, it allows me to see the future, around here, i'm a squirrel-voyant........ the other squirrel says: really? you don't say.....and on it goes, then the jingle plays:  technicians you can trust with your house keys, call home comfort experts!...... i never cease to be pleased when i hear that commercial.....

the woorld of wall street doesn't feature anyone like balki, the european cousin, from that 80s sitcom 'perfect strangers', and no-one in the movie would seem to care for the squirrels in the home carpet expert commercial (cardinal sin) instead, everyone is a whoring, drug sniffin' snortin' swallowin' douchebag........ there's no chance you'll end up with an awkward feeling man crush like after watching brad pitt in fury, there is no character in this movie who demonstrates a remotely heroic quality, even the fbi people and the judges look like douches....... this is a movie about douches, it should be called something like: clash of the douches or ben douche or the ten douches or 2001, a space douche........... if you can imagine  what it's like hanging out with a bunch of 17 year old lebanese guys on speed and drunk then you can imagine what the script/dialog of this movie is like, every second word is the f-bomb or shit or something like that....... it just occurred to me now that scorcese is probably addicted to viagra......... the characters in this movie are so soulless, even the women with the hottest, nakedest bodies, just come across as soulless douches too........ have you ever seen the puddle left after it rains for approximately one tenth of a second? that's how shallow every character in this movie is

before you start licking your lips thinking about sucking leonardo's dick for doing such a great 'acting' job, what's really sad is that this is as near a depiction of 'the academy' and the entire entertainment industry in LA and NYC as you could probably get, i mean, these guys don't have to act much different to their regular lives..........

i really wanted to watch 'the judge' with that guy and robert duval, the guy from iron man and sherlock holmes, all of his movies look so shit but you know that the guy can act but he just wants to be so famous he does all this rot for the idiot masses (like the people in douches of wall street) and he's pleased like that because it gives him more money, cache and etc.......and who can blame the guy? better than driving a taxi.... i don't begrudge him for that at all, but i wouldn't watch all those shitty movies or even touch them with a twenty foot poll or pole even...... but 'the judge' looks like it would be a decent movie to watch, i would have actually enjoyed it, unfortunately, it appears to be in that magical realm of the universe, before our current space time reality came to exist, known as nambi-pambi land, where movies reside between the cinema and the dvd machine

the best thing about the douches of wall street was the price: $1........normally the dvds cost $3.50, so that was the only winning thing about it all

remember we basically suggested to you it's better to watch the 1984 finnish entry in the eurovision song contest with ethnic russian finnish superstar 'kirka' with autistic obsession than a great deal of the trash coming out of 'hollywood', lauded by the degenerate and woefully lost american jewry and co at the so-called 'academy'?  this movie is fair to say, fits that bill too

it's not even worthy to start taking the subject matter in mind and start discussing realities of fbi vs swiss bank dynamics nowadays under obama or the luxemburg tax system or whatever, no...... rather, it's more fitting to note that were there to exist some strange and exotic fettish entertainment for nutjobs featuring flying trapeze artists that crap in mid air, that this film would be a similar experience to the former (there were also too many notes)

sirrocco, before we bid you foolish knaves adieu, a suggestion, better for dickcaprio and scorcese to make a movie about millionaire christian evangelists...... that would actually be something i would look forward to watching...... and don't take offense loser ensemble and loser creators of this flying trapeze of crap of a movie: at least you're not driving a taxi for a living

(flourish of trumpets / exeunt all)

"pootie tang is the da vinci of ass kicking, pootie will explain to you how he's going to kick your arse, write it down in a letter for you, mail it to you.... and then kick your arse, the way he said he would."
 ----- paraphrasing chris rock's character in 'pootie tang'

sadatay, cold me down on the panny side, wadata

when exactly will the Taliban eat Afghanistan's western trained army for breakfast?

notice we don't say 'if'... However currently in the global news cycle we had some American defense guy like a general and possibly some European general from nato saying the afghan army really stands a chance... The Taliban will probably confiscate the afghani army's expensive toys too

the Taliban and isis are BADARSE, they make leroy brown look like a good guy. You know the hosts of nbcs today show? Roker and co? Can you imagine if they started a gang and tried to be badarse on the subway? Roker would be all like: "gimme your umbrella fattie! There's a strong chance of a norwester with showers, you smell like you need to be outside when that happens!", then the ginger haired white guy would be all like: "don't step on my toes Manolo, ill get my lawyer to write a fancy letter to you,"... Then the black woman would be all like, "who's wearing jlo's fragrance? You smell like a floozy! Gimme that wollipop, no wait, that's icky, keep it!"

not real badarse, right? The Taliban and isis aren't like that, at least the Taliban won't crucify or impale you, theyll just shoot you dead, take your weapons, ban music and set the time machine to stone age. Where's fred Flintstone?

movie review: the motel life (2012) dorff, fanning, et al

small arthouse kind movie with no big special effects
most scenes take place in cramped places like motel rooms or diners or small looking outdoor places apart from some big exterior shots like in vegas or elko nevada on a highway

centres around two brothers whose mother tells them to stay together if she dies before they reach adulthood -- when trying to board a freight train after she dies, it seems the older brother badly damages his leg jumping back down after his younger brother doesn't make it on to the moving train

therefore the character, jerry lee, played by dorff who is possibly the son of the actor in 80s tv show law and order, also a dorff, although unclear, there was also a dorff on golf too i guess, again unclear...

anyway, the jerry lee, missing a leg character is interestingly played by dorff as he appears to be a black american man all the way through the movie, although actually his skin is white, however, all of his facial gestures are that of a black american man who is always getting the short end of the stick, this is especially noticable in his nostrils..... you start wondering if the actor is on drugs while the movie is shooting

the main characters in this movie are kind of low-lifey kind of guys......dorff's guy does a hit and run on a kid, who turned out to be a kind of rejected low-lifey kind of kid as luck had it, and then doesn't own up to it, which is an extremely low-lifey thing to do --- cops come to investigate him and his brother drives him off to elko --- his brother's love interest is dakota fanning's character who he was involved with earlier at some shack in lake taho but you wouldn't even figure out that was how she tied into the movie until near the end as it's not clearly explained near the start of the movie.....

the movie is driven by the performances of the two brothers and the shotlisting which is a lot of visual storytelling however there is not much of a story apart from what's been outlined above: hit and run, flee the law to elko....... there is some cinematic puncuation throughout the movie through the use of almost manga styled cartoon reliefs run over by the non-crippled brother's (frank's) stories which he tells his crippled brother in order to calm him down.... frank is a drunk and, like we say, there isn't much of a story so really the movie is a psychological evaluation of the two brothers relationship at a difficult and trying time therein.... fanning's character seems to have been working as a whore at some point in the movie, or maybe it's only frank's fear that that's how she's turned out..... in the end she's a clean-cut girl living in elko working at some kind of cake store or something like that

it appears that dorff's character will end up dying as he's shot himself in the leg after accidentally running over and killing the kid at the start of the movie........ it's unclear who pays for the considerable healthcare costs that dorff's character incurs and frank must frankly be wondering about that in the closing scene as he watches fanning's character serve cheesecake with a smile

as you can see, there's no conventional big story here and it's more of a psychological evalutation of the two brothers during a testing, challenging period......as such, it's a reasonably watchable movie.... apparently it's set in the 1990s around the time of a mike tyson buster douglas boxing match and douglas wins it (not sure if that actually even happened though, in real life)

it's interesting to note that there are people like this out there, last saturday, driving my cab, my first customers were coming out of a hotel, a young couple..... i waved at them from across a very wide and busy road, figuring they were looking for a taxi, they looked pleased to see me wave and made their way across the busy road to see me, i was smoking a cigarrette and asked them to wait while i finished it and got to talking to them a little, they seemed like a reasonably handsome and healthy young couple but their stories during the ride didn't seem to make sense

the girl was saying that she'd been living at of hotels for the past year or two (extremely expensive in sydney)..... that she was looking for a place for the two of them but couldn't get enough money together for a deposit (?????) - suspect..... then the guy says he has a good job: adverstising company, on the internet, marketing to niche market..... the girl has just said she works at a bar (difficult to make enough money for living in hotels for two years on bar money)...... then i mention a professional prostitute and what they can make, something like that.... the girl says that that is in fact what she does and that she loves her work, it's 'empowering'...... she can make $500 in one hit......
the guy owns up that his company in fact is based on pimping her....... it's also a difficult story to buy, but at least would explain where they get the money to stay in hotels........or maybe it was all bullshit, but it seemed real, the way the ride progressed, that that was, in fact, the truth.........there are such relationships, and it does make you wonder how such a young couple can get along so, with the girl turning tricks and all.... but it's actually a very common ocurrence....... it would be interesting to talk to a professional psychologist about those kinds specific kinds of relationships

i think we mentioned earlier on this blog, the guy i met once in hollywood, with a french date, at his apartment and how he had no legs at all from the trunk down, and got around on a skateboard with his arms...... pretty sure he still had arms...... anyway, sure are a lot of homeless people in america, but they always seem to have much better mental health than the homeless in australia....

playing more on trivia with Glenn beck

where would you find the Hollywood sign?
on my toilet paper

civil war was between pizza hut and dominos. Pizza slut

Lucille ball starred in bowling for columbine

yo mommas fat

barnie the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video

Barney the dinosaur appears in brutal ISIS decapitation, propaganda, fearmongering video.... In other news, Hollywood reels from bombshell revelation that Ellen DeGeneres is actually the biological daughter of Alice from the Brady bunch, after it was revealed the latter donated several eggs, including the one that finally became Ellen DeGeneres, for aids research

temperatures are mild, this news alert brought to you by castrol: oils ain't oils, see

new tv show"scorpion" apparently hella dumb, perfect match with GMA?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll
hey, if you take the time to read the reviews of some new tv show from our blessed brothers and sisters in LA, SCORPION".... it's quite entertaining to see how much the reviewers despise this show, one even creating an imdb profile merely to warn viewers how bad it is....

could this show be perfect for GMA producers, "journalists" and viewers, hello, is it eachother they're looking for, they can see it in their eyes

oh yeah and sending love out to all those western prisoners and torture victims in Syria

movie review: Fury (2014) - david ayer.........random blabber

hey so just finished up steam cleaning the two carpeted floors in my crib with the rug doctor (see picture below) - it cost me $80 in total including detergents which were ridiculously priced, as usual - anyway, the carpets are super clean now and i'm just waiting on the carpet to dry a little in the master bedroom before painting it -- i have until the evening tomorrow to get it done - right now it's almost 5pm and a very pleasantly warm spring day with lots of sun, laying back in the spare room now, it's looking great, freshly painted walls, no mould, looks super

random spanish lesson: 'suelo' means floor and even ground however it is also the first person conjugation of 'soler' - 'used to/usually do' - suelo relajar por la tarde = i usually/normally relax in the afternoon

i've got some prime beef simmering in red wine and looking forward to downing that with some cheese and bread, yummy...... just took an ibuprofen which past expiry date last january to settle my headache from the movie (saw it at the cinema) and also coz of breathing paint fumes and smoking lately. although had quit for about two months, picked it up again a few days ago

i really liked this movie Fury and knew i was going to, going in to it, was actually quite looking forward to seeing it..... i'm awarding it the: shit eating cock-whore award - level 22, middle grade, which is a tremendous honor and just waiting on the visuals to go through the internet for my phone to upload the photo award

unfortunately, for some mysterious reason, the photograph representing the award is lost somewhere in the internet between my phone on my stomach and my laptop right next to it on my lap......... anyway, my steak is almost done so gonna go eat that in a moment......... just wanted to mention that have seen ayer's 'training day' movie although can't remember anything about it or where exactly it was, i think it was in virginia in late august 2001, on one of my first few days in america ---- there were a few days there in the first few days where i just stayed at home watching old-fashioned vhs movies like 'training day' and what not as i rested between pounding the pavement looking for a job in richmond, going from business to business asking for work......as i mentioned in this blog, those were funny days as only about 2 or 3 weeks later the 9/11 thing happened which was pretty crazy ----

well i took my steak out of the frying pan and cut off the fat, it turned out it was a little underdone on one side, i don't like steak done rare or medium rare as it's too bloody...... so letting it simmer a little more

and the shit eating cock-whore award, level 22 grade middle goes to, drumroll: Fury..... cue music, actors act surprised and tremendously humbled, approach podium, start thanking your middle school teachers, free willy, whoever

alright there's the goddam award already, i'll give you a blow for blow what i liked about this movie after i have my steak

wow that was a good steak

ok so the movie, the soundtrack is already starting even with the colombia statue of liberty sony company lady holding her torch up, you don't see that much.......anyway, there's a misty down and then some german ss comes riding up on a white horse with a big mangy long tale..... it kind of goes on for a while like that, there's some ominous, quiet soundtrack....then there's a close up of the horses hooves, all for of them and then then a shot of the horse riding through a post-tank battle where all the tanks are on fire and out of action, then out of nowhere, pitt's character, war-daddy does a ninja move out of nowhere and wastes the german guy riding the horse....... then you start getting to know wardaddy's tank crew, there are three other guys, lebouf's christian character, cletus who is slightly uncouth rednecky guy and the wetback........the other guy has been killed........... next they pull into their local base where there is a mustering of u.s. soldiers and some female nurses.... one of them throws a bucket of blood and there are human corpses everywhere, american most likely, and you see a shot of a bulldozer shovelling some corpses into a pit....... i can't really remember seeing any other world war 2 movies right now for the life of me, except that saving private ryan gave me a headache and the whole soundtrack was just machine gun bullets the whole way through........ everyone at the camp looks real soldierly like and everything looks real realistic, the suelo is very muddy (barroso)...... it's good to see that they took the trouble to muddy themselves up properly and didn't come on set looking like they just stepped out of a hot shower........everyone looks real war weary too so this movie is extremely realistic looking........... wardaddy meets his new gunner who is the main character of the movie.... he's a typist clerk and only knows how to type 60 words a minute......... strangely, it reminds me of myself straight out of high school as i spent the summer learning how to type and do numeric data entry so that i could start working first full-time out of high school in that area........... he is also a christian, this young guy and deadset against killing people in general -- so there are some pretty good scenes at the start of the movie with wardaddy pushing him to summon up his blood a little and get into killing mode which he eventually does with gusto............ not long after there's a scene where about four tanks and 100 soldiers or so attack a very small hamlet......... they do not find much resistance and then there's a scene which i would say is pregnant with poignancy where wardaddy and the green soldier step in on one and then two fraulines who are stuck in the middle of the war......wardaddy speaks german and you don't know if he's going to rape the two of them or what, the scene kind of goes on for about 15 minutes or so and i think it's a tremendous success as they kind of depart the horrors of war, which are already well depicted by this point and escape into a little world, the room about the little platz in the hamlet where their tanks and soldiers await outside -- they end up having a meal at this point, some eggs, it's a real good scene......... look i'm getting bored already with trying to recall the scenes in this movie but it was real good and real entertaining........ it was good to see so many unexpected things happen like a missile out of nowhere and things like that really shake you up so it's full of surprises like that

there's some philosophizing in the movie about christian morality and suchlike and a surprise ending, all four soldiers are killed and the main protaganist escapes through a hatch in the floor of the tank, hides in the mud and is spotted by a SS soldier who has mercy on him and doesn't slay him -- he ends up getting carted away by an american medical van and the movie ends with him staring through a glass pane...........his little german girlfriend in the dining scene (this is really a great scene) gets killed by some german fire about a minute after he leaves her and he sees her buried in some rubble next to a piano that the two of them perform a touching duet on a moment ago

if i have any misgivings about this movie, it's the final scene which is a battle as the sun goes down between 300 s.s. soldiers and the five guys and their tank --- i don't have much bad to say about it though as generally it was pretty good, there's also alot of good acting from the five main players so none of their behavior seems unplausible and there are a lot of dramatic moments, e.g., just prior to the last battle they have

another cinematographic surprise is when they are attacking the little hamlet, about 30 minutes into the movie, you see some american soldier get his leg clean machine gunned off from mid-calf -- that was really cool --- there are good shots of about 5 american fighter planes swoop over Fury and some other tanks there and higher up in the sky, a huge aerial battle taking place -- you get the feeling that the main protagonist would have been better off in an airplane if attempting combat as the closeness to the killing and the gruesomeness of it all turns him off......... one of his first confrontations with it all is cleaning Fury at the start of the movie after he joins the group, he has to pick up the left side of the previous gunners face -- there's a lot of good shit like that in this movie -- real good war movie in my opinion

well done beef, tomatoes past their prime fried in red wine, melted yellow cheese and white bulgarian fetta with sour cream and bread - yum

oh yeah, how could i forget newby guy's first kill -- the germans escaping a bombing are slowly burning to death in phosphorous, lots of good graphics in this movie

a few hours later, finished first coat on master bedroom, it's 930pm, watching big bang........ a rarity...... sheldon has invented two new chess pieces........ leonard has a girlfriend from india, priya.......... interestingly, checking australia's new 'big brother' for exactly 10 seconds (that's all i need to see) there was a north-american guy (non-mexican) talking about one of the housemate's: also called 'priya'......... on 'beauty and the geek' (a different australian tv show) - looks like they are improving..... they actually vetted my bro (nicknamed joseph stalin) about two or three years ago to see if he'd like to be one of the geeks on the show -- he totally should have done it but he wussed out bigtime -- typical........ even had christian excuse to wuss out and all -- lame........ random inserting of arnold shwarzeneggar voice: 'we are all sheldon and derrick now' (in arnie voice)

so ayer's other movie from last two years was some movie with shwarzeneggar, it kind of looked a bit crappy -- definitely wouldn't watch it -- but way better than driving a cab -- directing that movie so he's still doing great.........there's some tv show from america on: 'madame secretary' -- i totally wouldn't touch that with a telegraph pole, looks like total crap -- would rather watch the arnie/ayer effort about the 'cartel' (don't want to watch it).......... anyway slurts -- good luck to you

http://news.yahoo.com/expelled-nazis-paid-millions-social-security-010341906.html

no letterman?

well, around 1040pm, just over an hour ago, figured to see if Letterman would be on, that would have been really a lot easier to understand, instead, unfortunately, i got NCSI and some tv drama from america called 'Scandal' and some american dad reruns - there was possibly another show in there and somehow i feel terribly confused after watching it all and i'm sure my brain cannot make heads or tails out of any of it

american dad had some scene where the german goldfish gets everyone to tell the truth, the son has a gf and he's pretending the neighbors across the road are his parents because he's ashamed of his parents: his dad has a secret trapdoor with in-bred fourth generation wolves under the kitchen floor to avoid Francine's cooking......... later, possibly a different episode, there is like an animal hospital, the father is sad recounting how his mother lied to him about his dog being sick, getting him to shoot it, when he was just a kid, after she divorced Stan's dad and went to live in a condo with a no dogs policy (but maybe rabbits)........... that wasn't too confusing

but NCSI was with the guy from Quantum Leap so already that's possibly what got me to wondering about Communist China's amazingly expensive and advanced research center into human genetics....... i was also wondering about my last post and whether it's possible for shinook helicopters to airlift tanks and would anyone at the Pentagon think it's a good idea to airlift tanks into Kurdistan............

the Scandal show, if it was that show, featured a courtcase with some Senator Meyers, accused of killing his lover, his wife hates his guts and testifies just so

look, in short, i feel terribly brainwashed after just over an hour of that tv watching......... possibly considerably stupider, which isn't to insult all the people in LA working hard on their tv shows as i can clearly see there's a tremendous amount of craftsmanship and teamwork and group effort and money that goes into it all.......... it just somehow seems like a colossal sewerage pipe full of shit anyway, sorry

speaking of which, the alien in American Dad goes on a mission in Iraq to clean a portable toilet 'dunny'

Pittie's movie (bloody wanka! go hug Kundun!) is gonna be out in just over 24 hours and i'll be racing over to the cinema to watch it no doubt, in between a diligent effort to finish painting a couple of bedrooms attacked by a somewhat damaging case of mould that i have recently neutralized  -  i'll be rooting for the Germans!

it would have been so much simpler and easier if Letterman had been on, so let's be grateful for people over 60 for making life simpler and less confusing

don't imagine any of you have heard of Charles Hall but if you google Charles Hall and Tall Whites you'll see there's some guy out there in New Mexico selling books about his experiences with Tall White aliens from the planet Arcturus (about 35 light years away) during his time as a U.S. Air Force weather observer in the 1960s, i think he published his books around 2003, there are about 5 or 6 of them and i've already spent about $6 on the first one - e-book, and will probably purchase the second one, if nothing else, they're worth the money as they are interesting, although difficult to swallow

some kid from Sydney that told his parents about half a year ago he was going 'fishing' has resurfaced on tv here today in a propaganda video from ISIS basically saying 'kill everyone', 'you're all dead', and: 'we'll execute every last one of you,' also talking about 'tyrants' --- holy mackeral, these guys really need to take a look in the mirror if they want to see little tyrants, good lord!  what was really striking about the video was the professional lighting that they used, i don't know much about lighting for photography except place two lights at 45 degree angles and have a rear 'fill' light to defuse shadows cast by the first two lights, well this video is extremely well lit, i can tell you, like a professional photography studio...........journalists in the region writing about related issues report that ISIS is very masterful with social media in terms of recruiting, etc.........

i'm telling you: airlift tanks into the region!

Kurdistan needs tanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2f6-U72Zk      cream

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monkey-cage/wp/2014/09/09/why-the-u-s-backed-the-kurds/

(august 3rd article - two months ago - about Kurdistan)

do you remember two months ago we were having the bruhaha with the Israeli Jews starting to really pound the Palestinians there in Gaza and the world's media were decrying those Jewish brutes, in various degrees, except maybe in America?

if you read the above article it throws some light on the dynamic between America, Kurdistan and the Shi-ite Bagdad government and ISIS.

Obviously Benji has not attended military officer school where no doubt they explore wars by Napoleon and great tank battles of world war 2 and what not.

But anyway, here's Martin Dempsey just a moment ago talking to Martha Raddatz, one of the ABC journalists that rubs shoulders with snufulupugus on GMA maybe. Anyway, Dempsey says the following:

1) well we only have 5000 iraqi soldiers ( Bagdad based) prepped for battle. We'd like 12 to 15,000.

doesn't that stink of shi-ite incompetence and corruption to you? what are these shi-ites in bagdad doing with all that american money? no doubt if they are like the leaders in afghanistan they fly a suitcase of CIA cash out to Qatar or somewhere like that and bank it....... no-one can accuse ISIS of this, instead, ISIS murder all journalists that aren't arab propagandists, crucify people (literally), etc.... they are very different to eachother............. that's not a real army either 5000 bagdad soldiers.......... that just confirms my suspicions that ISIS will overrun Bagdad eventually.........

Big part of the problem is Obama....... another issue is U.S. Policy in general does not support an independent Kurdish State. This is a big mistake in policy. You are supporting a map drawn up by Winston Churchill all that time ago.

The Kurds right now should be armed with tanks and trained where needed and backed up with U.S. flown helicopters. It's important that the Kurds are independent and strong. Let whoever marry their cousin but the Kurds should have their own Nation. The sooner the Kurds are propped up properly like this the better.

Dempsey comes across to me as, ho-hum, whatever, so long as they don't take the airport in Bagdad and strategic interests like oilfields and dams and what not, we'll just play whack-a-mole with our helicopters and fighter jets, what-evs, anyone for tennis?

In other words, we have to wait for a Republican to get made president in like early 2017, by that time, i guarantee, Obama will have to recant on his no boots on the ground talk. That's a really poor choice of words too. Very ill-advised. See how democracies work? Obama has his advisers, he chooses people agreeable to him, like speech-writers; but how many of these guys served in the military?

I think seriously re-evaluating U.S. policy regarding Kurdish independence is critical now, and arming the Kurds much better is critical. Even just give them money to buy weapons from the Russians.

I wouldn't trust that Bagdad army to defend me from ISIS were i living in Iraq, either, let me tell you.

actor ryan gosling is summoned by super-villain ernst blofeld

i like big nuts and i cannot lie

it was a late autumnal evening, when the hollywood actor, Ryan Gosling, was called by his former co-star Jack, from the movie Can you dig Rhubarb? to go party in Vegas after Jack's prolonged absence in Vietnam filming a documentary about pistachio and macadamia production in Vietnam for an airline in flight commercial......

it just so happened that Jack was partying and doing more and more drugs than ever before and he decided to spike Gosling's drinks with some Ketamine and LSD, just for laughs

sometime, not long, thereafter, with the effects of alcohol, Ketamine and LSD, it appeared to Gosling that he was informed that Ernst Blofeld would see him now..... he proceeded towards Blofeld's desk, his famous white cat was there on his lap and he stroked it attentively..... such a nice cat

"Sit down, Mr Gosling...." Blofeld said. He stroked his cat a little more and asked Gosling if he knew what a whittling was.

"A whittling?" his interlocutor asked in a baffled way.

"A whittling?" Blofeld reaffirmed.

"Do you mean like whittling wood, with a knife?"

"Precisely old boy, you see...." and Blofeld launched onto some long monolog about how he was a man that loved magnificence and that even something as simple as whittling wood could be a demonstration of magnificence if done correctly. He even went so far as to use the expression, 'titling of a whittling.'

"Tittling of a whittling?" Gosling asked with genuine stupefaction.

Well it turned out it was a Blofeld expression that meant the titillation received from whittling well. Blofeld blew some more hot air and Gosling began to tune out until something he said brought the conversation into sharp focus again.

"My movie 'Drive'"? Gosling asked. "The scene where I whack the guy in the hand with a hammer while he's surrounded by all those hussies in the dressing room?"

Blofeld explained that while he was not a movie aficionado at all, and rarely watched movies, he was incredibly disappointed by how fake that scene looked, how far it was from magnificence, how he missed the guy's hand completely with the hammer and the guy only reacted with seeming pain about ten seconds after his hand was hit by the hammer. How even the tittling of a whittling was better than that.

"Sorry....... um dude....." Gosling offered.

"Old boy, you have done violence a disservice by that rendering of the hammer blow, that is my concern," he said and proceeded to stroke his cat some more. Then he pressed a button on his desk and said:

"send in the clowns."

dream from last night

so it's sunday afternoon now.... normally i finish my work week at 3am saturday morning (friday night) and am asleep around 5am saturday morning, only to wake 2 hours later when my partner gets ready to leave for work, then i take our son to the gym, or have been, rather, and doing about 8 km of running in various batches, and maybe some weights too, while the boy is in the gym's childcare

so after only 2 hours or so sleep, 3 at best, am ideally suited, really to sleep well on saturday nights....


anyway, last night, i fell asleep early, around same time as my kid, then woke up around 530am with a strong memory of a particular dream, i thought i should write it down but then just went to sleep again, woke up again a few hours later, around 730am, and it turned out slept around 11 hours like this which was extremely refreshing, even after going to church this morning (sunday morning) -- the memory of the dream is extremely strong

it was a very simple dream, i was meeting with the Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas, the current president or prime minister, and also two former Jewish leaders in Palestine: Rabin and Peres

now it's quite curious, i can't tell you HOW exactly i knew the three gentlemen in my dream were these fellows, but just that i know it to be a fact, inwardly..........however, i do not know much about these men, researching them, it turns out the fellow in the middle was assassinated in 1995 - Rabin..... a Jewish fellow Israel's '5th prime minister', married a very, very long time to a woman named Leah who, curiously, died the same year as him, which says there must be an interesting story there as i do not supposed she was assassinated with him, will have to check now.... actually she died in 2000, my mistake, interestingly, she was born in Germany (East Prussia) but the town where she was born is now considered part of Russia - Konigsberg, now Kaliningrad..... that's an interesting history for that place........

this guy is someone i studied as a 17 year old, but not someone i even remember anything about, including what he looks like, how i know it was these three characters, in my dream, again i can't explain to you.......... Peres was a former 'President' of Israel, he's 91 years old and common sense and also my gut, possibly, tells me he will die of old age very soon

the other fellow, i suppose, replaced mister Arafat, who, if memory serves me correctly, famously appeared at the American paid for forum in the State of New York, not in the capital city of said State, Albany, but the little village of New York City, at the so-called "United Nations".... as we say, Arafat, if memory serves correctly, once famously appeared at the "United Nations" famously holding aloft a sprig of some plant, representing Peace, while doing so in such a way to show off a gun in his belt, let's search google for that image right now..... well can't find any, maybe it never happened like that and just my father said that happened and i ended up believing it, whatever, if i'm wrong i'm sure Glen Beck will set the record straight at some point

curiously, the Palestinian leader shared the same birthday as my father, March 26, i don't know much about him at all, but i've always had the impression that he was a man of honor, in his way, unlike Arafat, to some extent, who i think was somewhat  of a rascal

most Jews in Israel, would very likely disagree with my opinion of Abbas which they might consider naive........ but i found Jews in Jerusalem, during my only visit there in 2002, to be intolerant and bigoted towards Arab Moslems, e.g., complaining about the sounds their prayer singing was making, which i did not find annoying at all

ANYWAY, in my dream, Abbas greeted my first, he was as friendly as the other two... we were meeting somewhere in the flesh in Palestine somewhere there, indoors, then one of the Jewish guys, not sure if the one that is 'dead' or the other one, was saying that they have a fast car, like a BMW, maybe, and that it could do (a whopping) 400 kilometres an hour on their roads (autobahns i guess) in Israel

now i don't know that Israel/Palestine has any autobahns (although they certainly should!) and i doubt a car for consumer use can even do 400kph and now i'm curious to know the top speed of a formula one racing car.......actually it's around 370kph, so it IS conceivable that a Jewish political leader COULD in fact do 400kph on a Jewish Autobahn, but i suppose they would have to build one first and then find a leader that can drive formula one cars at that speed (and is willing to!)

most cars at that speed would in fact become air-borne, but, as you know, formula one cars have wings at the back to keep them on the ground, their speed is astonishing, 370kpm is insanely quick, probably many airplanes take off at this speed

anyway, that's all that happened in the dream: we met, talked about the car, i recalled the three men's identities upon waking, even after attending church and what not, many hours later, and not even thinking about these three particular men at all in my regular life

moving on, church today, Tim, who i was bitching about earlier in this blog for joking about me endangering my kid's life only to win at soccer (actually i was playing goalie while holding my kid as i was keen to play and my kid wouldn't be left alone)

anyway Tim was preaching about something or other (the book of Proverbs [of Solomon] in the old testament, a Jewish book)....... it got me thinking about Jesus' parable about the shrewd servant.... the shrewd servant learns his boss will fire him and becomes worried as he doesn't know how to make money any other way than taking care of his boss' business......... so he calls in people that owe money to his boss and says: you owe the boss 1000 coins for this olive oil, say you owe him 800 coins (i'm paraphrasing), he does something similar with another debtor that owes for wheat

in this way the shrew manager, despite being dishonest, is currying favor with his boss' debtors, this could earn him some 'guan-xi' as the chinese say, that is, the boss' servants will 'owe him one'; this could open a door to opportunity to him in a soon to come, uncertain, future........ in fact, it wouldn't solve all of his problems, but merely buy him some time while he figures out his next steps, ie., learn a trade

the boss learn of this and remarks that the dishonest manager is wise to do so........ some Jewish sect at the time, in Israel (Israel is a VERY old expression, which is why we've put the terms '5th prime minister' and 'president' above, between little quotation marks, like the twin towers of afore-mentioned little city) --- this reminds us, in fact, of the famous letters around said quotation marks that occurred around 13 years ago now: "Death to Israel" read the letters.... again, one for Glen Beck.......

anyway, this is a very interesting parable, some greedy money-minded sect, the Pharisees or suchlike, probably all Jews, hear the parable and 'sneer' at Jesus, according to Gospel, as they say......... why would they sneer? a man that steals money from his boss! and is accounted wise by the boss? a dishonest man, stealing money! Jesus, according to the Gospel, disses his sneerers, saying they are too money-minded, and what is good for them is detestable to God and what God loves, they despise....  this is very interesting..... i find this to be very evident with television and many sports, take Rugby League here in Australia: the players are all total slutbags, often drunks too..... this is clearly abominable to God, yet to many of the masses here in Australia, Rugby League and these 'players' are great!

this story goes on to something else which basically says, obey Moses or you will be screwed in the future badly

this is possibly the most interesting parable by Jesus in the Gospels, in my opinion.... well today is a very famous day in the hispanic world: el doce de octubre, the 12th of October.......... the day we celebrate the Italian Christopher Colombus discovering America ---- a day for anyone with blood, native to the Americas, from before that date, like the Mexican Indians, Paraguayans, redskins, and the singer from red hot chilli peppers to bitch and moan about the Spanish conquistadores and what murderous sons of bitches they were..... in Spain it's considered the National Day and it's a similar date to Jesus' real actual birthday which was early October..... these are Libra dates, which means a type seeking balance, however, despite being Spain's national day, it's not Spain's real birthday, which i'm certain is a Piscean birthday and must therefore fall in March before the spring equinox or late february............the Iberian peninsula has been inhabited at least 40,000 years, as per cave paintings, so it's difficult to know when Spanish culture really was born there, historically -- and when to consider Portugal and Spain separately (as they are really a kind of blending)

definitely looking forward to catching Pitt's 'Fury' movie, even if it is abominable to God..... and hoping Jolie will make a Where's Wally movie, maybe with some Jews with rings that have whistles, like in the Simpsons

Jolie is always 'selling smoke' and generally making silly movies for the chronically in-bred and mentally retarded and masses in general to 'enjoy' (drool at while waiting to be wiped clean) - can some Jew in Jewwywood please get her to make a Where's Wally movie, that would be hella-cool

returning to the Pharisees sneering, the gall of this punk hippy bitch! that disrespects all of our blessed Jewish holidays and traditions and markets himself a man of God and even the very Son of God in the flesh! to preach about a boss complementing his servant for STEALING from him! "i'll a pop a cap in His arse! that punk chinny wagging bitch [insert beeping sound on top of profanity]"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJ4X5uPI0s

in the Parable, which can be understood in various ways, the Boss could be taken to mean God, and the servant or manager can be taken to mean a man....... if the Pharisees see it as abominable to steal from God; God, in the parable, does not reckon it so, but considers it wise

thousands of Kobane residents will soon be slaughtered by ISIS in cold blood

my gut tells me that this could still be averted but only if Obama picks up his phone and starts acting.....

unfortunately, i do not think Obama will act..........the biggest problem for Obama has been his constant mantra of, 'we will not put troops in harm's way,' and, 'we will not put troops on the ground in iraq,'...........

history is showing us that the evacuation, massive spending on arms and propping up the weak Shi-ites, has strengthened the Sunnis and now they are pissed off and thirsty for some murder.... a 'palpable bloodlust', as Bush would say..........

that means in a few days time, they will start murdering thousands of residents left stuck in Kobane.......

here are some of the issues:

1) Obama's reluctance to 'put boots on the ground' / lack of hover packs for soldiers to hover in

2) Turkey likes to hold Kurds down, Kurds are Turkey's niggers.... Turkey says she won't get involved unless the U.S. signs on to shut Assad down

3) foreign fighters that are interested in the complex situation are all terrorists

4) the Kurds about to be slaughtered are considered terrorists by the USA and the EU -- this is an utter fallacy as they are certainly not terrorists

5) Turkey doesn't give a shit about the Kurds, except that they can start trouble in Turkey; the Kurds are being thoroughly arse-fucked by ISIS

6) the Kurds should have been properly armed years ago..... various factions in Syria should also have been armed more aggressively, if McCain was President, things wouldn't look like they do now although it would still be a clusterfuck

7) no-one can advise Obama if they are in the military or CIA as they are all white supremacists, only card carrying communists can advise Obama and only if they are pro-Ukraine and anti-Russia (absurd!)

8) Obama could grudgingly be prompted to save those Yeshive people on the mountain top a few weeks ago but cannot be prompted to save Kobane's Kurds because he doesn't want to re-nig on his 'no boots on the ground policy'........

9) the CIA people are too wussy to act on their own, air-dropping weapons to Kobane's residents..... the CIA were a lot bolder under Reagan doing all kinds of crazy shit in South America

10) Obama is afraid of tanks, he thinks they are only good when holding (blinged out) goldfish, lol, ha ha ha

11) lack of strategy completely: say, for example, Obama hadn't run around saying 'no boots on the ground' since he was in diapers, and he actually left himself some wiggle room to say, we're going to 'effect a limited incursion'.... then a tank squadron or two, some soldiers, air strikes, would easily repel isis from Kobane......... then the strategy would be: to where? a line would have to be drawn

you don't even have that right now, you have nothing, just what has been outlined above

12) in any case, after Kobane is taken by ISIS, it can only be a matter of time before they start testing Turkey directly across the border..... this will be interesting to see if the two neighbors will get along peacefully or if a war will break out between Turkey and ISIS, these will be extremely interesting and somewhat dangerous

CONCLUSION: Obama should sign off on helicoptering as many Kobane civilians out of Kobane as possible, otherwise they will be murdered

also it wouldn't be surprising if war broke out in Korea one of these days either

the hengaillaan test / tupperguddy / kidman-firth-strong movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4  (hengaillaan)

ok so touching on that last posting, the KIRKA song Hengaillaan will henceforth be considered the gold standard of what is to be considered worthy entertainment and what is not.........for example, recently a kidman/firth/strong movie is released at the cinema: 'before i go to sleep' or something like that, based on the reviews, it would not be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan a few times..........on the other hand, Brad Pitt's 'Fury' movie would be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan by Kirka a few times

kirka

Kirka is a russian first generation finn in case you were wondering, immensely talented man by the looks of it (now deceased) and one of Finnland's most famous sons in the sphere of music

now about tupperguddy, it has finally clicked in, i finally understand now the basic formation........ i didn't realize that the defensive players are actually DIFFERENT to the offensive players in the NFL.... for example, when a team, say the Texans, do NOT have the ball, they do not field their quarterback and regular offensive players, instead they field their defensive players who are an entirely different batch of 11 fellows, i did not realize this before...........furthermore, these defensive players are 5 linemen who are big fellows who bust and thrust and block the opposing five big fellows (refrigerators) in front of them upon the snap, at the scrimmage........ another say four players might be some kind of linebackers, such as inside linebackers..........the inside linebacker will look to sack or block the quarterback from making a throw, he will seek out the quarterback immediately the ball is snapped, potentially penetrating through (over the top or through a gap) the scrimmage linemen (ten in total, really) or else around them...........those players not slotted as linemen (about 5) or linebackers (another maybe 4) will be set as what i would call switches or flip-floppers.....this is not the normal term used in the game but neither is tupperguddy so go figure........anyway the two switches will be very nimble, agile, fast, rapid, lithe, spritely fellows who will go deep and watch out for any long passes from the quarterback, seeking to intercept the ball or frustrate any opposing players headed deep into their territory.......... if the ball is already close to the endzone of the defenders then there will be no need to field two switches therefore instead of fast, lithe players, the coach will look to field 2 linebackers instead who would be bigger, heavier guys, capable of blocking a penetrating, busting run on foot with the ball........... this change of players would be temporary due to the conditions and players are slotted around frequently between plays i would imagine although i do not know the rules regulating this, i think there's only maybe twice a quarter or twice a game a coach can call a timeout outright, will have to figure that out later

anyway back to the strong/kidman/firth movie, so was reading the reviews on it, then some guy comes along with his date........after she jumps out, he tells me that he met her on some dating website tinder, some time ago, got her pregnant on accident, met her for moral support and 'closure' regarding her abortion but also to 'tee up' a threesome as she was looking for some woman on tinder to 'growl her out' as the folks say 'down under'............ it got me thinking, that would be a really neat start to a movie, for example, a nichole kidman movie: some mother and her girlfriend (just a female friend, not a growler) are going home but at their home the mom's daughter and her friends have made arrangements on some dating website to have some random guys jump them once they walk in the door, instead the mom and her friend go in and get accidentally raped, that would be a really entertaining start to a movie and really a scenario that is sure to end up playing out somehow in real life somehow