nbc's today show experiencing drama similar to that depicted in long running Australian soaps

'home and away' and 'neighbors'?
may we first add, we are proud to say we have never watched even one episode of either long running tv show nor ever shall

however, as the associated press reports a spat involving geist and hall from today show, we mention it. According to the associated press, and I quote: the atmosphere off camera is just like an episode of Australian tv shows 'home and away ' or 'neighbors'.... Interestingly hall has a very busy schedule doing another show loosely based on the boardgame 'clue'. In fact, her older sister was murdered in 2004 in an unsolved mystery. I blame captain jack for it.

Geist, like oreilly is a new York times bestselling author. IM sure if oreillys depositions were admissible he would be saying his books sold more and his sperm counts higher and swims faster and stronger than geists. Also geist works on msnbc and everyone at fox news has taught me, if nothing else, that msnbc are atheist communists and going to hell

how does bouncer tie in?

thanks miss abbey, confused and looking for answers
more questions, would you feel safe if stranded on a dessert island with roker and lauer or would you be afraid they would cannabalise you? Possibly before slaying you? in an attempt to avoid starvation. We asked Katie Couric: "the whole reason my surname, Couric, is in your phone's dictionary is because i know how to survive. I would convince both of them there's a club med shindig over yonder sand dune and run into the water and take my chances with the sharks"

dessert island starvation and cannibalism is no laughing matter, perhaps blindsided by award winning shows like Gilligans island, todays modern person perhaps dismisses the risks and tragedies involved. DoBUWe8uWeWS, or, don't blame us we ate you, we were starving is a self help group for shipwreck survivors overcoming a double dose of guilt: a) surviving, b) eating the less fortunate who subsequently were unable to survive. Psychologist Lindsay Bristol says it's common for cannabalistic shipwreck survivors (CSS in self help jargon) to struggle with guilt and confusion and it's important for them to seek help, especially when danger of falling into the 'why you do this to me Dimmy?' syndrome (YUDT2MED) becomes a threat.