https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4 (this movie fails 'hengaillaan' test)
hey so first of all, just tried finding on youtube this radio advert that never ceases to please me, as i roll around in my taxi cab, listening to michiana 95.3: the home comfort expert radio advert........ it features a family of squirrels, one of them says to the other: whatchu got there harry?, the other one says: it's my crystal walnut, it allows me to see the future, around here, i'm a squirrel-voyant........ the other squirrel says: really? you don't say.....and on it goes, then the jingle plays: technicians you can trust with your house keys, call home comfort experts!...... i never cease to be pleased when i hear that commercial.....
the woorld of wall street doesn't feature anyone like balki, the european cousin, from that 80s sitcom 'perfect strangers', and no-one in the movie would seem to care for the squirrels in the home carpet expert commercial (cardinal sin) instead, everyone is a whoring, drug sniffin' snortin' swallowin' douchebag........ there's no chance you'll end up with an awkward feeling man crush like after watching brad pitt in fury, there is no character in this movie who demonstrates a remotely heroic quality, even the fbi people and the judges look like douches....... this is a movie about douches, it should be called something like: clash of the douches or ben douche or the ten douches or 2001, a space douche........... if you can imagine what it's like hanging out with a bunch of 17 year old lebanese guys on speed and drunk then you can imagine what the script/dialog of this movie is like, every second word is the f-bomb or shit or something like that....... it just occurred to me now that scorcese is probably addicted to viagra......... the characters in this movie are so soulless, even the women with the hottest, nakedest bodies, just come across as soulless douches too........ have you ever seen the puddle left after it rains for approximately one tenth of a second? that's how shallow every character in this movie is
before you start licking your lips thinking about sucking leonardo's dick for doing such a great 'acting' job, what's really sad is that this is as near a depiction of 'the academy' and the entire entertainment industry in LA and NYC as you could probably get, i mean, these guys don't have to act much different to their regular lives..........
i really wanted to watch 'the judge' with that guy and robert duval, the guy from iron man and sherlock holmes, all of his movies look so shit but you know that the guy can act but he just wants to be so famous he does all this rot for the idiot masses (like the people in douches of wall street) and he's pleased like that because it gives him more money, cache and etc.......and who can blame the guy? better than driving a taxi.... i don't begrudge him for that at all, but i wouldn't watch all those shitty movies or even touch them with a twenty foot poll or pole even...... but 'the judge' looks like it would be a decent movie to watch, i would have actually enjoyed it, unfortunately, it appears to be in that magical realm of the universe, before our current space time reality came to exist, known as nambi-pambi land, where movies reside between the cinema and the dvd machine
the best thing about the douches of wall street was the price: $1........normally the dvds cost $3.50, so that was the only winning thing about it all
remember we basically suggested to you it's better to watch the 1984 finnish entry in the eurovision song contest with ethnic russian finnish superstar 'kirka' with autistic obsession than a great deal of the trash coming out of 'hollywood', lauded by the degenerate and woefully lost american jewry and co at the so-called 'academy'? this movie is fair to say, fits that bill too
it's not even worthy to start taking the subject matter in mind and start discussing realities of fbi vs swiss bank dynamics nowadays under obama or the luxemburg tax system or whatever, no...... rather, it's more fitting to note that were there to exist some strange and exotic fettish entertainment for nutjobs featuring flying trapeze artists that crap in mid air, that this film would be a similar experience to the former (there were also too many notes)
sirrocco, before we bid you foolish knaves adieu, a suggestion, better for dickcaprio and scorcese to make a movie about millionaire christian evangelists...... that would actually be something i would look forward to watching...... and don't take offense loser ensemble and loser creators of this flying trapeze of crap of a movie: at least you're not driving a taxi for a living
(flourish of trumpets / exeunt all)
"pootie tang is the da vinci of ass kicking, pootie will explain to you how he's going to kick your arse, write it down in a letter for you, mail it to you.... and then kick your arse, the way he said he would."
----- paraphrasing chris rock's character in 'pootie tang'
sadatay, cold me down on the panny side, wadata
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