fuck matt lauer's birthday

nbc today show are now pretending to care it's matt lauer's birthday, who died and made him king of the jungle anyway, why don't they just start singing that song, 'in the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight' for his birthday instead of happy birthday like everyone else?

funny how when ann curry left today everybody was secretly thinking, gee i hope i didn't catch asian off that chink bitch............ but now we all have to flop our cocks out and start slapping it like a tired piece of old salami coz matt just turned 80 or whatever

whatever

moments later, the darling lauer is with russell brand......... not having one good thing to say about russell brand, and neither wishing to malign him, it may be worth mentioning, that the best thing aforementioned brand might do, for his own soul evolution, could very possibly be to go live with the germans for ten years or more, learning german as he goes..........obviously this wouldn't be easy, but would probably be for his own best interests in the long run

God Bless