Saturday, December 27, 2014

howdy slurts! hi doctor slurt

forsooth bitches, my kid broke the screen of my labtop computer some months ago which renders blogging less convenient, said labtop now being hooked up to a fixed screen and having a fixed location, therefore forsooth

question: is it possible for north Koreans to field agents in America to carry out or procure random murders such as shooting a sixteen year old in the head?

moving on section: presidential candidi(bitch)acy, "what is truth?", why do people have to be "true to themselves" (is it coz it's in hamlet?)... Pot has been legalized so what's next, rub and tugs in the office? If hilarity Clinton gets voted in, would this usher in an age of mass suicides? Will we see political commercials saying: "sure my momma's fat, but how about yours?".....

finally: keeping you updated on black (sorry black people that the color black sometimes describes negative things, this is actually a yellow and white problem) with corruption Australian universities, im now informed that millionaire communist Chinese kids are actually paying kids to go to tutorials for them! Kids that aren't even ENROLLED are breaking university bylaws merely by attending tutorials are doing so in order to write papers on behalf of wealthy communist Chinese kids too busy hooking up on tinder like apps to bother studying. Just where are their $70,000 per year bribes, or "fees" to the initiated, going? Why are no journalists interested in this? Is it because of the cozy ties between academia and the media?

finally, rap music, less than fully 70% of the worlds population is waiting excitedly for the release of benjis latest rap saga, huggin' & poopsin' the trilogy: ghetto hurlin'. No word yet on when that might be forthcoming but you can tune in to TMZ in the meantime

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