spooky time

south park episode about whales from late 2010 on comedy channel, have volume low so can't hear it...

spooky time, is that coz it's halloween? no... it's cause it's time to study second CIA person on this blog, the first guy was the writer of 'the interrogator'.... former deputy chief for national cia stuff homeland security or some crap -- we contacted him to try to get his wikipedia page launched however there was issue with getting a written verification from his publicity person to sign off on an image of him for wikipedia so that's stalled

now our next spook is an interesting case: susan lindauer..... also a cia person, she was the point person for iraq and libya during much of the 1990s for the u.s. govt to go to them to communicate via her..... after 9/11 she was labled a crackpot apparently and had a ton of fbi people show up in ski masks and so forth to arrest her and lock her up under the patriot act for no clear reason, she recounts she was terribly scared and was also worried she'd be drugged up.......... she recounts scary stories of her time imprisoned......... she seems like a happy-go-lucky kind of person who was somewhat rattled but overall, not too much worse for wear after being locked up by her own government.... her story reads like movie script material but she says she was demonized by various media and government bigshots and has not even been able to find a publisher for her book: "extreme prejudice"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Lindauer

the wikipedia article about her listed above is fraught with contradictions about her story.... her arrest, treatment, discharge, claims, counter-claims made against her, are all extremely interesting

she seems to argue that mohammed atta was monitored by the cia and was a cia asset and that elements within the cia was aware of the 9/11 plot and allowed it to continue and even helped it along by getting some people to fill the twin towers full of bombs to help them collapse properly

i still think my theory, that the whole thing was an act of 'magic' possibly perpetrated by jocular types from a different dimension travelling at warp speed; makes more sense than her theories, however, her theories actually make more sense than the official line........

anyway, her story is an interesting mystery that deserves attention

as i have my 'boris and gergana' story on the backburner where it has reached the point where boris is walking along with tatiana the nkvd russian spy woman recently arrived in indonesia from scotland, i need to do some research to get my mind on the topic, so susan lindauer is an excellent subject............ she is also 2nd cousin to andrew card, white house chief of staff to bush and daughter of a former republican nominee for governer of alaska.

I will probably end up buying her book fairly soon and reading it, having read enough of steve coll's 'the bin ladens' to feel satisfied on the topic of bin ladens......

you can buy her book here:

http://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Prejudice-Terrifying-Story-Patriot/dp/1453642757

newsflash

ran over my first rat last night: squelch

now watching 'orgasmo' by trey parker and co for the first time... Parker plays a wholesome Mormon challenged by vexatious questions of moral turpitude and rectitudeleness


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PTUx2NgpUg  (interview with past iranian leader on holocaust, etc)

guess what? iranian guy is right on the money! you know who provided technical aid to the nazis so they could kill all those jews? big blue, that's who! that's a big american corporation turning a blind eye and helping out the nazis with hole punch machines and all kinds of shit like that

parker and stone are idiots, eff them! effing Mormon musicals! why don't they make a movie about Ahmadinejad? everyone knows Ahmadinejad is a 111th degree Illuminati, plotting the new world order with the secret societies of the world, in fact, Jesse Ventura has documented this fact in ground-breaking style, in-between meltdowns, come-backs and stints as Dan Akroyd on Saturday Nite Live (SNL)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e9vnwTjJA

more Saturday night live ideas

http://youtu.be/-1F7vaNP9w0 obamacare servers create havoc

the newsreading staple, as covered, was almost irreparably lame. Sir gamey needs a new persona name for that section: Gaylord Tuthers, and he should leave his fancy shirt and tie backstage and just sport a linkin park shirt. Change Strong's persona first name to Amalia and leave her last name Strong. That's all strong. My way is strong, your way lame.

furthermore chit chatting with a 14 year old jewboy persona lame, talking to a real 16 year old kid in communist china by videolink strong. Just ask him about video games.

also, you most definitely need to get busy mocking Mexican drug cartels asap. Healing comes from laughter. Although cutting 20 heads off and tossing them on a dancefloor is possibly not funny.

finally, everyone laughs a good yokel laugh, eg toothless mountain dew drinking Appalachian types, that's why the Beverly Hillbillies ran so strong for so long.

I fully expect the snl people not to take my advice and to continue failing, or succeeding at being lame, if you like, which is why I'll withdraw my interest and support in a few weeks time. This message will self destruct.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamanite
Snl's motto: lame man aight

you know what was funny? After a more or less interesting year in communist China which featured no laughter whatsoever, half a year in America yielded up two distinct moments of humoressness, one was an amusing Budweiser radio advert featuring the funny songline: "he's a feisty rodent", the other was the "moonnites"... Two loveable cartoon characters with German voices, extremely humorous. They were the only funny things in half a year in eastern America, possibly why I decided to go back to china at that point
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonite

video evidence Conan O'Brien once said/did something funny (note: no sneaky cgi tricks were used, it was actually funny)

http://youtu.be/2Kg9GWkl5JM

observe: German knight rider
http://youtu.be/Hm3AFz4wrw4

I told Michael knight, back in the 1980s, after the last great allegiance between elves and men, the dark lord Sauron was toppled and the one great ring was cut from his finger, mount doom was nigh at hand. "destroy the dirty sluts that are SNL now Michael. You and kit can do it now." but he wouldn't take my advice. "no I will not destroy SNL," said Michael Knight, but keep it as an heirloom to remember my slain kinfolk. It was pointless to argue with him. And the strength of SNL was diminished, but not destroyed. And SNL withdrew to the shadows, and slowly regained strength...

saturday night live revew: episode with bruce willis and katy perry

issues: general soul-lessness due to being infidel scum; gunning for retiree crowd (baby boomer over 60s crowd) due to pressure from suits and ties

opening scene from gravity: no

barbershop scene:  maybe, maybe no

kitty kat guy:  yes but not yes emphatically

katy perry singing:  wait til i hear her for lines; okay, no

boy dance club: hell no, had to just fast forward that

see what happens when you only give visas to anglo-saxons and make spanish people like me run across the border and wash dishes? it makes you weak, and that's what you are: weak

news review: first joke from guy: no....... strong joke about taliban: weak........ prince harry joke (see how you're obsessed with anglo-saxons) - lame........ prettyboy joke: senate chaplain black joke - no wonder the black guy wants to pray, knowing what weaklings all the whiteys have been so far, keep praying sir, don't stop...... wow look he's praying again, what a surprise..... he's talking about skittles but not raping up the anus with a broomstick.... consclusion: weakened by weak whiteys who are too pro-england

by the way, the joke about the ukrainian lady played by katy perry was a funny one: i need to go home (to ukraine) where the economy is more stable (that's funny)

the good sir is still praying, lamely.... why am i not surprised he's holding hands with lamey whiteboy.... let the lameys lead the lameys

strong jokes about some dog: not funny, strong jokes about chinese broadcasting company: not funny...... gayboy jokes about postal service: lame and gay........... lame gayboy jokes about astro physicist: pass
.... lamey jokes about some celebrity divorce then strong does: lame, then lamey jokes about it some more: lame.... then strong does again: it's like tennis only lame

5th joke about unknown celebrity couple: conclusion, lost people

strong jokes about FL mcdonalds: pass

strong tide joke: pass

gamey (= gay and lame) - with brooks wheelan who also admits he's gay and lame and stupid and loves the anglo-saxon race and hates hispanics, boring, why doesn't he just go and jack off to a picture of QE2 in his bedroom, why is he even on TV? why doesn't he and gamey just go get married and have a child.... ok i get it, he's making jokes about tattoos but he's lame anyway.... they're dying out there like the idiot o'brien does nightly........ refer to the part above how handing out visas to anglo-saxons and making hispanics run across the border weakens you

wow and the losers finally wrap it up, that was painful

strong jokes about summers: meaningless info for losers

gamey jokes about dutch mouse: pass

gamey jokes about banning sports equipment for safety reasons at some lamey school: pass, btw that's where gamey went to school

sorority party: yes

episode ends: conclusion, another failure; conclusion: chronic failure is habitual for SNL - changing will require a stronger will and destruction of barry manilow and rod stewart record albums and stop acting like billy bibbit 24/7

oh and how could i forgot: scene with bruce willis and black ops: big yes to that

benji reviews saturday night live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsZkkqLDFmg   (bender mocks clair)

hey so a few days ago, bought a couple of whale watching tour boat tickets thinking it would be a nice present for my mother in law..... but it turns out she puked 5 times on the 3 hour tour and wifey puked once.... the baby didn't puke though so that was good.... that's no kidding, that really happened, have to go get them from nearby train station now and then go to work shortly thereafter

saturday night live review with miley cyrus:  it averages out to about 1 episode per four years or so for the benji, taken over a lifetime, of watching saturday night live

i refer  you to the videoclip of bender mocking clair in the 80s hit 'the breakfast club' where saturday night live is clair and benji is bender.........

when i say benji is bender, i don't mean benji likes to identify with bender or pretends he's bender or psychotically and mistakenly thinks he is bender but actually that benji IS bender........that's hard to understand

moving on.... saturday night live shows potential, like the karate kid did to mister miyagi.... but how is it benji can so easily sweep the leg on saturday night live like taking candy from a baby: (example follows:)

getting the bad end of the schtick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM  (easily sweeping the leg that is saturday night live's 'karate' kid)

benji determines part of saturday night live's weakness is that they equate 'wax on' and 'wax off'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc (wax on, wax off a-la mr. miyagi)

they equate waxing on with listening to rod stewart albums

listening to rod stewart albums is currently 50% of saturday night live's preparation for producing comedy

and waxing off with carrying on like billy bibbit from cuckoo's nest:

you've um got byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew ummm beautiful hair

in fact, i guarantee everyone responsible with coming up with saturday night live, all 200 or so or however many they are, are closet billy bibbits and rod stewart fans.... i guarantee they walk into a closet, in the midst of their comings and goings on set, backstage, wherever, and just quickly get off a 'you've um got byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew-byew ummm beautiful hair' before going back to their normal activities and keeping their past-time a secret from their co-workers who are also doing the same thing anyway, likewise, i'm 100% they do not have the courage to admit they are all die-hard rod stewart fans so that no-one there amongst them knows that their comrade is a die-hard rod stewart fan............ this is a fact that is very obvious to benji

because benji would like to have some competition, benji would like to be kicked in the face now and then, as it were, by saturday night live, not just walk up to them every time and sweep their leg and then watch them crumple into a weakened ball as has been the case for the past 20 years or more

therefore my advice to the saturday night live people is come out of the closet about your two favorite past-times, admit it to your co-workers, make a day of sharing together in your two favorite past-times, and then try and say something worthy of the benji's laughter, if you can

frankly, i don't think saturday night live can deliver anymore than anyone else out can deliver.... that's why i'm really addressing myself to folks four and five generations from now, 100 years hence and more, who might appreciate what benji is saying, today's schmuck can not

the weaklings of GMA, etc

arriving home at 330am, i knew if i turned on GMA it would offend me with it's pathetic representations of weakness pretending to something beyond weakness, lamely................

that's what GMA is all about.......... they had some story about a girl in polk county florida, where benji worked with the two amandas (aforementioned on blog), she killed herself and now the courts there want to prosecute the two girls, that just seems wrong, that girl should have taken a baseball bat to those two girls and then gotten a pardon; so the legal system is at fault for not allowing bullied girls to smash their victimizers with baseball bats, call me stupid, that's just my take

sam champion is incredibly gay, but who aren't? dr phil and the doctors, yes we forgot they existed but we tuned in about 14 hours ago, probably a year after the episodes on poopy and the two amandas on dr. phil aired.......dr phil also had some 7 dean y.o. girl who was turning tricks, she was amusing, that is, her folly was amusing.... human folly is generally amusing..........however outright suffering is not amusing to behold

big fires in sydney today, you know it's so funny, had a dream about robin williams (nannoo nannoo) like a couple of nights ago, he was in some homosexual-a-la-vince-vaughn-styled hollywood schmaltzy scene which was meant to be funny, saying some dopey catchphrase like 'smoked' or something like that..... so odd because our skies today were absolutely covered in smoke, see photo

GMA will die weaklings, the only thing that could possibly steer them towards anything resembling strength is a bully, they are weak-kneed, jelly-livered, spineless pathetic drips and clods, so pitiful in every respect....

can u believe that george snuffalopogous actually got a job in the white house, and not like picking up cheese dips?

God Bless

homework assignment: observe blanka

http://youtu.be/ygl8G7dIj9s

soliloquizing

hey sorry, we keep returning, morbidly perhaps, on this blog to the gnawing, unpleasant idea of Nietzsche's, that we wish wasn't true: that we are embarking on the epic of the 'last man' before the superman. This last man could be with us for many long millennia, blinking and saying, "we have created happiness", then blinks again. Is my thinking limited? If only it were.... If only we aren't staring a reality of mediocre stupidity face to face.

Nietzsche predicts a future where people willingly hand themselves in to the madhouses, possibly because of being ruined by climate change, an "ineradicable parasite", are his words. Where are the smart people? Where's the teamwork, I'm not seeing them anywhere, not even on the internet. Where is the meritocracy.

how much has changed since that guy in ancient Greece walked around with a lantern looking for an honest person? Who would an honest person relate with? Who wouldn't have her for an idiot.

"no-one to lead, no-one to follow," this is Nietzsche's sure fire way to recognize the last man. This is a daily reality in today's world.

"too much trouble getting rich", the man says... Are we facing a socialist future?

if there is a reason for sensing hopelessness, what could be worse than democracy everywhere, mediocrity everywhere. Global insurance for global climate change.

somehow Nietzsche's future prediction seems to be a reality already, at least in the west. And china doesn't seem far behind. I don't know, all I have is my bitch western mindset. Maybe I made the wrong choices in my life, but regardless, the future looks bleak, or "happy" as they say. And then blink.

benji's jewish solution

it seems like the bitches in Palestine (jews and arabs) are talking, talking, talking about peace all the time but can't get a deal squared up......... also, they're using dumb anglo-saxons like kerry to mediate, or we're hearing the idiot obama in the white house telling the israelis to go back to poland or some nonsense........ it's pointless for jews to look to americans for help -- americans are brainwashed by the new testament and believe cringe-worthy things like a peaceful palestine equals the coming of the anti-christ and then jesus after that (even worse for most christians)......... americans really are that dumb.......... it's easier to believe in 72 virgins than the book of revelations, but not for americans who are mostly just french/english/german hybrids anyway...........

likewise, it's pointless for the jews to talk with the pla and abbas as the latter are dysfunctional......... what the jews should do is leave the west bank for the arabs, along with a small corridor bordering jordan up to lake tiberius and even let the palestinian arabs have a good sized portion connecting the aforementioned to the golan heights......... and a small part of east jerusalem......... it's pointless leaving the gaza strip to the arabs, it's an abomination, might as well let the jews have it.........

there's no point to talk much to anyone about it, if the jews want to do that they should just act........ there are too many cooks in the kitchen and too many do-gooders who have no business there weighing in...... if the jews want their crumby temple let them have that too and just donate the al-aqsa mosque back to the west bank........... i wouldn't touch the dopey 'temple mount' with a barge pole as any religion like judaism or islam that tells me i can't eat pig is beneath my intelligence

jews and arabs absolutely cannot live in the same society in Palestine, there's way too much bad blood, that cannot be overcome......... it's cruel to even try....... they need a big, tall, barbed wire, electric fence dividing them, and then they can be happy........ i've seen how the two parties follow their miserable war against eachother by glueing themselves to tvs and radios in jerusalem and it's just sick and nasty......... there's no-one to consult, jews should act and let the ban ki-moons of this world talk afterwards

new York times watch

yes, every quarter year or so we look at the new York times... One so called opinion piece "more sex, anyone?" held a glimmer of promise but my usual bias held true, the writer dick cavett is an arsehole.... No reasonable person would not think so after reading a few paragraphs of his trash... Why does the new York times always fail?... The same answer as always... The same reason Colbert, O'Brien., stewarw and co fail at being funny.... Anglo supremacy... The unspoken doctrine.... The idea is that the white Anglo establishment is funny, smart, well educated, etc, all because they have easy to spell anglicized surnames... But it's actually why the Simpsons isn't funny enough to watch more than twice a year... Except for potheads and other druggies like valium addicts... No wonder 85% of Americans are addicted to pot or anti depressants.... Somehow the obvious truth seems impossible to ruin, so we have a generation of jerks in the white category over in America and anyone that speaks a language other than English is a terrorist... What a bore... And that's exactly why you can't catch a good movie at the cinema to save your life.... If Jews really are running Hollywood how is it it's not possible to watch an intelligent tv show or movie... Is it really that important for the population to have an easy to spell English last name? What happened to meritocracy? where's all the merit? Since when is being a jerk, mediocre and obnoxious. Meritorious?

AP writer unintentionally paints bleak picture of Israel

http://news.yahoo.com/tv-ad-puppets-electrify-israeli-gay-rights-debate-082812210.html


some writer for the AP writing about gayness in Israel unintentionally makes the place look bleak as proverbial farq........... jerusalem looked hella bleak when i went there, i only liked it coz of all the war, machine gun toting, possibility to avoid future depressions and issues in life by getting blown up by an al-aqsa brigade suicide bomber, etc......... otherwise i'd say to people just don't go

somehow, i think of tel aviv as completely different, i don't know much about the city but i imagine it's modern, cosmopolitan, safer, different to jerusalem which is too old..........

i'd like to go to tel aviv for a holiday, next time i visit bulgaria, in about a year..... maybe see some out-of-town place like a forest or something pretty like that, but i definitely don't want to get blown up, although i'd definitely risk it, i don't want some stupid racist ashkenazi jew staring me down with a rubber glove over his finger threatening to stick it out of my arse coz he's afraid of offending the global junta of anglo-aryan-ashkenazi white supremacist Gods

rock group 'bush''s song -glycerine- makes zero sense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwBA6BRwUQ    (bush - glycerine)

great day today, went to sydney aquarium - let's gloss over that quickly and the swellness of it and get to bush's glycerine

it doesn't make a lick of sense, let me tell you.......... the guy singing it must be the world's all time winner becoz he was dating gwen stiffanni i think and she's a total hot bitch...... somehow, he loses gwen, that's ok, there's probably lots more fish in the ocean (or aquarium) for him, so that's his business, surely he'll survive that

does he sing some song about how it broke his heart losing gwen stifanny? or how some 20 year old girl pussy-whipped him stupid when he was a kid and how he missed her so much when she went off?

you'd think so.... listening to glycerine, but he seems to name his song, not after some woman, but after either nitro-glycerine, which is what the swede, nobel, after whom the famous prizes are names after, invented (TNT-dynamite); or else after some component of normal, everyday Vasoline (Trademarked)....glycerine

it doesn't make a lick of sense at all

oh and by the way, happy spain day, today's officially spain's national day, not sure why exactly, should really be in february or march, maybe something to do with fighting against napoleon

also the 'family guy' writers in LA have it that 'keith' is the worst name ever but actually 'gavin' is worse

also, all those people railing against Islam all the time, why would they not want to acquire Stefani as a 2nd, 3rd or even 4th wife? again, doesn't make sense

didn't i just say nice things about the gwen and the gavin? see? i know say nice things

dr. claw

mammals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0C16INGmwc

the 1812 overture

it's famous ending is most likely recognized by hundreds of millions of brains around the world, but this famous melody only runs a couple of minutes at the climax of the fifteen minute piece like a final victory in a long and protracted battle. Most of the piece is an amazing and seemingly discordant pastiche of meandering and different themes. Quite an original piece of music, altogether.

jokes aside let's talk football and my lack of understanding thereof

our team this year is the houston texans.... so far like most, they have played 5 games but only won 2, losing 3..... their quarterback's name is Schaub and last game against the 49ers he failed miserably, having some of his throw's intercepted and touchdown's scored thereof..... he probably thinks someone should give him a medal for this or something........ anyway, below you can see the AFC (four groups of 4 totalling 16 teams) and the NFC (same deal) for a grand total of 32 teams........

Texans next game is against St Louis Rams who are actually in the NFC, don't ask me how it all works, still on a learning curve

AFC East	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Patriots	4	1	0	.800	95	70	2-0-0	2-1-0	L1
Jets	3	2	0	.600	98	116	2-0-0	1-2-0	W1
Dolphins	3	2	0	.600	114	117	1-1-0	2-1-0	L2
Bills	2	3	0	.400	112	130	2-1-0	0-2-0	L1

AFC North	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Ravens	3	2	0	.600	117	110	2-0-0	1-2-0	W1
Browns	3	2	0	.600	101	94	2-1-0	1-1-0	W3
Bengals	3	2	0	.600	94	87	3-0-0	0-2-0	W1
Steelers	0	4	0	.000	69	110	0-2-0	0-2-0	L4

AFC West	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Broncos	5	0	0	1.000	230	139	3-0-0	2-0-0	W5
Chiefs	5	0	0	1.000	128	58	2-0-0	3-0-0	W5
Raiders	2	3	0	.400	98	108	2-1-0	0-2-0	W1
Chargers	2	3	0	.400	125	129	1-1-0	1-2-0	L1

AFC South	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Colts	4	1	0	.800	139	79	2-1-0	2-0-0	W3
Titans	3	2	0	.600	115	95	2-1-0	1-1-0	L1
Texans	2	3	0	.400	93	139	1-1-0	1-2-0	L3
Jaguars	0	5	0	.000	51	163	0-2-0	0-3-0	L5

National Football Conference

NFC South	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Saints	5	0	0	1.000	134	73	3-0-0	2-0-0	W5
Panthers	1	3	0	.250	74	58	1-1-0	0-2-0	L1
Falcons	1	4	0	.200	122	134	1-2-0	0-2-0	L3
Buccaneers	0	4	0	.000	44	70	0-2-0	0-2-0	L4

NFC North	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Lions	3	2	0	.600	131	123	2-0-0	1-2-0	L1
Bears	3	2	0	.600	145	140	2-1-0	1-1-0	L2
Packers	2	2	0	.500	118	97	2-0-0	0-2-0	W1
Vikings	1	3	0	.250	115	123	1-1-0	0-2-0	W1

NFC East	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Eagles	2	3	0	.400	135	159	0-2-0	2-1-0	W1
Cowboys	2	3	0	.400	152	136	2-1-0	0-2-0	L2
Redskins	1	3	0	.250	91	112	0-2-0	1-1-0	W1
Giants	0	5	0	.000	82	182	0-2-0	0-3-0	L5

NFC West	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	HOME	ROAD	STRK
Seahawks	4	1	0	.800	137	81	2-0-0	2-1-0	L1
49ers	3	2	0	.600	113	98	2-1-0	1-1-0	W2
Cardinals	3	2	0	.600	91	95	2-0-0	1-2-0	W2
Rams	2	3	0	.400	103	141	2-1-0	0-2-0	W1