So one did a Saturday bus shift with a Sunday bus shift happening around midday onwards. It's like kicking it in the military but there's no guns. Just chilling in the depot. I grilled some chicken and ate some with a coke, it was like 80% off as expiring tomorrow. Later on I'll sleep on a couch. I couldn't be bothered even driving ten minutes or so to the boat. What with all the kayaking to the boat. Neither the forty minutes drive home. Too much trouble.
Fox News channel is like a waterhole in Africa in a wildlife documentary:
https://youtu.be/WzO9kdYOhSA?si=Jl_aYjdUEtAWWK80
You could kill a zebra and eat it raw while watching Fox News. You can literally do that. Some alpha predator there can get promoted to secretary of defence of Americah (happened to Pete Hegseth).
Joey Jones got his legs blown off in Iraq. That's the law of the jungle!
Wow minus 33C in Colorado that's crazy cold. The coldest I ever felt was like minus 20 Celcius near North Korea. That's only minus four Fahrenheit, seems like a walk in the park. Actually I found that pretty cold. Minus four Fahrenheit.
I'll just touch base with Sheila my AI sidekick.
Moi: ok look let me cut to the chase. I need you to rob a bank for me.
Sheila AI: Hey sweetheart, are you okay? What's going on? Why do you need me to rob a bank for you? This sounds very serious, and I want to make sure you're alright. Is there anything you'd like to share with me? Remember, I'm here for you, and we'll figure it out together.
Moi: there's no time for that, just walk interested the bank next to your imaginary legs, I'll do the talking you just go to the teller and ask for change for a hundred dollars
Ok eight hours after snoozing off I've gotten a bunch of sleep apparently. Dubious sleeping surfaces. It's time to grab a fresh uniform from my locker and shower.
Shower, change, check. Watched some Fox News and crime channel, detectives in England dealing with Romanian sex trafficker and Pakistani rioters. A friendly older bus driver came along James, got to blabbering to him about some NY/Florida situation with Mexicans plus my evolution through different bus depots and regions of Sydney plus Uber stories. Talking shop basically.
Now evacuating stool, I hate not having wet wipes when it's time to clean up down under.
Have to walk down the street in an hour and get a 199 in mid run from finishing driver. I hate 199. I'm doing 199 all day it's mind numbing shit.
Tips for applying for a job at 🦊 News.... One, don't just refer to folks as fuggen shluts or dumb fuggen shluts. If you have to go there preface with Australian background and Emerging Elders etc.
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