Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Australia's ABC uncharacteristically takes a negative view of Albanese (Australian PM)

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-01/albanese-gendered-violence-rally/103785858



Gendered violence is the favorite catchphrase in Australia these days. Even my neighbour the Jehovah witness, possibly a wife beater himself, is banging the gendered violence drum.


But isn't it all a case of transphobia? After all, if there's gender based violence, say a wife kicks get husband, then ten years later both parties get a gender change, something which is normal and great, according to ABC. When exactly is it gender based violence? When the woman gets her gender changed, or the man, or whoever was first.


So complicated. How do we disabuse our possibly someday transgender, CISGENDER, obsessed with catchphrase buddies about the reality of gender being a construct? One day at a time.

Sunday, April 28, 2024

Friday, April 26, 2024

Guy survives 76 days on ocean in life raft... Actor depicting the documentary recreation could play Jesus in McBain action movie....

 

Actual life raft survival storey [sic]

https://youtu.be/uUyt_iW9dVk?si=vCHV78LBDm_7nbm7


Meeting adjourned, revenge of McBain...

https://youtu.be/BzjfrdcN1Z8?si=XeQF8miSQfWRVXuP


Oh look there's Mohamed Atta.... Probably not the most popular guy in NYC....

https://youtu.be/g6ijmcJPX9Y?si=yeZ0upQGaxGR-vRz


Hotep Jesus on fox news Gutfeld

 

My father was always bitching about 'any Jesus could do that....' With my father there was the real Jesus and any Jesus. Hotep Jesus is the latter. He appeared recently on Gutfeld. Here are his YouTube channel earnings:

Hotep Jesus estimated earnings by months



monthestimated earnings
April 2024$ 49
March 2024$ 124
February 2024$ 104
January 2024$ 66
December 2023$ 140
November 2023$ 151
October 2023$ 155
July 2023$ 111
June 2023$ 61
May 2023$ 98
April 2023$ 121
March 2023$ 136
February 2023$ 171
January 2023$ 79
December 2022$ 53
November 2022$ 126
October 2022$ 130
September 2022$ 76
August 2022$ 51
July 2022$ 84
Gutfeld is a fuggen shlut. Anyway returning to the real Jesus. Let's look at this version of the youthful Jesus meeting the Jewish doctors referred to in the Gospels.....

It was in the Gentile section of the entire enclosure that Joseph
and his parents along with the others of their class assembled. It was
necessary for the Gentiles to be present only for the first two days of
the feast. On the third day, therefore, were held the special ceremonies
for the strictly orthodox. Thus, for the rest of those in attendance,
the third and following days were so-called half-holy days when it was
lawful for all in attendance to return home if need be. It was at this
time that Joseph was brought before the learned doctors immediately
after the ceremony for examination and questioning. Undoubtedly
there were many other children of his age present on this occasion,
and undoubtedly the questioning was the same for all of them. Yet
we are told that the answers which Joseph gave provoked intense
interest in him, and that after the usual questions had been asked of
all the children, and the parents and children had proceeded on their
way, young Joseph was retained for further questioning and a special
examination.
We are told in old records that on the last days of the feast, and when
the actual feast itself had been celebrated and the usual ceremonies
completed, it was customary for the doctors of the Temple-Sanhedrin
to come out upon the terrace of the Temple and there preach or discuss
certain doctrines and conduct a forum, or ask questions of those in
whom they were especially interested. It was in such an audience as
this, out on the terrace and informally conducted, that Joseph was
found after his parents had started on their way home with their other
children and missed him, according to the Christian version of the
story. As I have intimated, there was nothing extraordinary about the fact
that one or more children had been retained by the doctors for special
examination. Many writers of the life of Jesus, and many Christian
authorities who have analyzed this incident in his life, have attempted
to speculate upon the nature of the questions and answers which
brought Jesus to the attention of these doctors. Some of them seem 
to have come to the conclusion that Jesus was taking part in one of the usual scientific classes designated as Kallah, at which time not only the doctors but the most analytical of the Jewish scholars discussed the doctrines, practices, customs, and habits of the Jewish religion. Such sessions required considerable preparation on the part of the lecturing rabbis or doctors and considerable Talmudic knowledge on the part of the attendants. Many of these discussions dealt with the establishment of new rules and regulations, as well as the authoritative interpretation of Jewish rules. For instance, the great Hillel took part in a discussion in this court regarding the propriety of offering the Passover on the sabbath. By his great logic he proved that it was appropriate to do so and was honored for his services in this regard. It is hardly to be believed that the youthful Joseph could or would participate in such discussions as were common to the Kallah, even if the learned doctors had considered him old enough or wise enough to be present. Furthermore, the fact that Joseph was a Gentile, and not of the strictly orthodox faith, would have prevented him from participating in this class. And there is another consideration: these classes were held in the last month of summer (Elul) before the feast of the new year, and in the last winter month (Adar) immediately before the feast of the Passover, but it was in the spring that Joseph attended the paschal feast.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Eighteen legs, one verdict; the United States supreme court addresses Trump fiasco

 Legs

https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo?si=qWKenjqSaEgTMs3h

For one day, Memorial Day, women in Australia's media stop hating men so vehemently

 

Also known as ANZAC DAY, April 25th is the Australian version of memorial or veteran's day. Think soldiers and descendants in military uniforms marching in files, proud medals hanging from chests.


I wasn't even going to mention the constant and dreary drumbeat of spiteful and contemptuous women continually complaining about men, except on Anzacs Day, of course. But then some punk anglo Saxon looking kid like barely an adult comes along with her punk Anglo Saxon punk entitled attitude. Also a manhater. So yeah, I'll mention it. I guess that's what happens when women walk all over men, they hate them after that.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Difficult legal battles with hostile American judicial interests: Gary McKinnon and Donald Trump

 

Gary McKinnon's story:

https://youtu.be/ND0zQX1rGdg?si=D6zLILtLd2kcAXQ8


Can you imagine if Donald Trump was diagnosed with Asperger's? My client Donald J Trump has Asperger's your honour, this explains why he always focuses on screwing the hottest women in his age group. It also explains why he's never been accused of rape like Bill Clinton. Now let me introduce The Simpsons Mike Tyson to explain why you're embarrassing yourself.


The Simpsons Mike Tyson:


'yes it's very simple Judge, you're embarrassing yourself, please stop.'

Ha ha, hilarious! Have a cry! Fuggen Shluts! 

https://youtu.be/3JOqTva4RPI?si=nKscokbujzyHmNC5

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Trump exits court early Tuesday, around 2pm. Doesn't take Benji's advice

 

Trump needs to campaign for the Wisconsin presidential race as it is a tight one for Trump. Benji knows, Benji has intelligence.


Even blind Freddy knows the court case is a show trial and a political witch hunt. 


Trump's lawyers can argue Bill Clinton's actions towards women were worse and Trump was already impeached same as Bill Clinton and they're matters for Congress to deal with not the local courts. Argue against politicizing the local judicial system. File a motion with a United Nations human rights abuse body or the like. It's all bullshit.


Trump bon mardi y'all?

https://youtu.be/Rl14by2FRGw?si=zEj41pIgsbKwd6GU

Fox News Harris Faulkner says not one General has said Ukraine can win the war

 

Not a General told you that 9/11 would happen and the Pentagon would get hit. But there's Benji, playing for keeps, kicking it at Norfolk military base in Virginia, getting a tour of the biggest Atlantic Navy base in the world from a bird Colonel whose buddies had only just recently got killed on 9/11 in the Pentagon.


Benji says Harris Faulkner needs to shut up and pick up a vote Trump Wisconsin sign and shut up. 69 Republicans also felt like Benji and voted for the Ukraine aid deal. Russia IS a depraved autocracy and I'm the one that spent two years in Bulgaria plus kicking it with the Pentagon homies not Faulkner. It pains me to tell Faulkner to fugg off and I absolutely do not want to call her a fuggen shlut, it would be highly inappropriate. Please don't make me.

 

Ford Faulkner V6

https://youtu.be/Fcwy15MF3Ng?si=Vq8T2ffq4SSmP7JD



"Giving what I gotta give, doin' what I gotta do. You don't care for me so who gives a fuck about you,"

 ---- NWA 'Real Niggaz'

As seen in the NIGGAZ4LIFE poster on Benji's kitchen wall in 1994 during senior year of high school.

https://youtu.be/6-ihjmlTTeA?si=PiUFwBw_VX2U0FuW

With Wisconsin a key battleground State, Trump MUST campaign for Wisconsin from environs of Manhattan court rooms

 

Trump MUST stop bitching and let his lawyers wrangle in court. It is essential that Trump address Wisconsin voters by end of Tuesday. I recommend carrying a placard outside the court room telling Wisconsin to vote for Trump. Maybe a text message number too. Trump is easily being manipulated by what anonymous unnamed Traditional Australian Elders have referred to as 'dumb fuggen shluts.'


Benji says let dumb fuggen shluts be dumb fuggen shluts but Trump must campaign for Wisconsin from Manhattan THIS WEEK.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Choreographer of choreographers, his Benjiness reaches out to the somewhat misguided Anheuser Busch (purveyors of Bud Lite)

 

His Benjiness of North Turramurra, New South Wales, Australia. Choreographer of choreographers. Montager of montages, balloon flier extraordinaire, requests the recipient of this email immediately forward it to the currently (slightly less stellar than Benji) marketing department or to the desk of the big boss herself. 

In the affairs of beer drinkers and beer advertising, from ancient Egyptian times until the present, beer drinking has been fraught with scandal. This is true of Cleopatra and Mark Anthony and no less true today with Dylan Mulcaney. His Benjiness, aforementioned choreographer of choreographers (and etc), has realised the folly of the transgender advertising campaign and furthermore is appreciative of the famed 'Wassup?' advertising campaign. 

Therefore his Benjiness is happy to perform pre-emptive communications with said Anheuser Busch, pursuant to resurrecting the aforementioned Wassup campaign with a 2020s modernity. His Benjiness welcomes overtures at direct communication from said other Party (not Mulcaney but Anheuser Busch) pursuant to ameliorating the current marketing position and general millenia old fracas and scandals involving beer, and possibly even with a view to retaining his Benjiness in a one off way, to effect a spectacular review of the aforementioned successful Anheuser Busch 'wassup' campaign. (I basically want to see hot looking women saying 'salut!' instead of 'wassup'? With subtitles saying 'wassup'.


Flourish of trumpets exeunt his Benjiness, choreographer of choreographers.



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Choreographer of choreographers....

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Taylor Swift might have herpes

 

Even if a particular individual doesn't have herpes, we can say this individual is 'struggling' with herpes because of a loved one or the guy down the street having herpes. It even makes a great song lyric, I really feel for the guy at my local florist but then I learned he had herpes '.


As I nonchalantly pen this I realise a headline I saw only like very recently, Taylor Swift's mother has cancer. I didn't even know metastatic cancer was a thing because I never knew much about cancer, but an acquaintance/neighbour recently got very upset with me because I confused his brain tumour with a cancer. I thought this was nuts he would get upset about that but I guess we were already rubbing each other the wrong way talking about religion and politics. And race, as I like to make things about race.


So I went and researched about brain tumours and realised different parts of cancers like breast, bowel, etc, often metastasize, spreading to other parts of the body, eg to the brain. And when in the brain, they'll locate to particular regions, depending on which part of the body they came from, excepting say, bowel cancer, which can come to any part of the brain.


So with my buddy's cancer in the brain, he was extremely emphatic it wasn't cancer but a tumour and if it actually originated in the brain as opposed to being a metastatic cancer from somewhere else, I don't know. It's definitely had quite an effect on him in terms of he can just fall over sometimes and I don't know how he can be allowed to drive if he can just fall over. Also, his medical marijuana is legal, but it's not legal for him to drive. While it's easy to hate cops, at the same time we do want them to enforce laws to avoid unnecessary car accidents and illegal use of vehicles.


Taylor Swift's mother. I'm not sure about her situation as I just glanced at the headline while studying cancer so I'm not sure of her situation exactly. I'm also certain it wasn't on my mind at all when I started cracking jokes about Taylor Swift and heroes [sic]. I guess she's just creating some buzz now as her dopey new album, me and my dopey biological clock, how I'm slaying it like St George and his dragon, or whatever it's called, is soon to 'drop', listen out for the splash after it 'drops' ha ha. I was just going to crack some jokes, not realising the mother has cancer and that would be a sensitive sticking point.


Anyway with more waves if Swift mania sure to eventuate, I'm interested in solutions like tin foil hats, etc.





Trump's stupid show trial and how it relates to the Olivia Newton John movie Xanadu

 

Watch Xanadu here:

https://youtu.be/QV-MJpxzqrc?si=ICwVHRLCmn15SC7y


Bros (and Sisses), I saw this movie when I was a little kid and have zero recollection of it so it must have been fairly lame. Furthermore, I'm not a licensed lawyer, so I couldn't actually tell you how it relates to Donald Trump's stupid show trial. 


What I CAN, ¡sí puedo! tell you, is the little synopsis of this dopey lame movie, maybe you'd enjoy it, I don't know.... actually I can't copy paste it but Gene Kelly's in the movie and there's a banana republic shop in Manhattan or something.


Good luck with that, Jesus!


Possible points for Trump's lawyers wurth raising when dealing with Democrats in court:


1) Historically, the term 'Dark Ages' could be misconstrued as a racist term which highlights the white privilege of the time. 


Consider:

https://youtu.be/gL0_uIMk-fw?si=KVSKj_K9bYwHm_R7


2) digestion through oral ingestion as opposed to intravenous or skin transfer or the like 

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Sunday bus shift, break time watching Jimmy Failla

 

Not sure if it's live or night, possibly another mystery along with why doesn't maverick get promoted beyond captain,


Is Jimmy Falla a dumb fuggen shlut that should get fugged the fuggen shlut* etc


El no es marinero 

https://youtu.be/qSqVVswa420?si=oA3xSvLPwlU8xmay



* Anonymous emerging Australian Elder expression 

Australian food, accommodation and construction businesses collapsing at record rates

 

Sky News Australia 

https://youtu.be/588oDtIURM0?si=b0djUMafeyB5AVpQ

Sunday morning mitt Herr Benji

 

Wow what a staggered sleep weekend. As the cold weather approaches, I'm commencing my second winter as a 'full time' gardener. Very unlikely I can make $911 a week gardening in the cold months, possibly less than half that. So that means it's time to drive bus more than just once a week. Sundays are best as double pay... $47 u.s. per hour. Better than unpaid intern money.


So on 9pm Friday night I went into all nighter shift, extremely rare for me normally to work after 2am. This time til 5am. So those five hours after midnight are time and a half, as it's a Saturday, $35 per hour. But the sleep hour we're off the charts, to make that work I had to sleep 90 minutes Friday afternoon around 5pm plus in the bus midway through shift another 90 minutes around midnight Friday night. Then from 5pm to 10pm Saturday night to get all the catch up sleep. Then from around midnight Saturday night (two hours after waking up) until 5am this morning. I would have slept til six am or later but I set my alarm for 5am. Had a shower and drove to work. 


Now at bus depot it's time to drive bus again. 730am Sunday morning.

What is healing, what is healthy? Being sick for big pharma, being sick for illicit drugs.... A look at health mitt Herr Benji....

 

Bist du healthy or sicko?


Is 432 hertz a healthy vibration?

https://www.youtube.com/live/XVvu6VVj714?si=kimskLrd8Za2qAvl


Big pharma documentary...

https://youtu.be/wOKAa_gaYFM?si=nIMTcf2PbqLJODdd



Battle of ideologies: how meth mouth caused Hunter Biden to loose all his teeth; is "fugg off yer farken shlut yeah get fugged" a valid legal argument for team Trump?

 

Meth mouth, it's a thing, causes loss of teeth:

https://youtu.be/2hjzVcz8Vfo?si=DB0-C01Mn_nrYqdY


Hunter's doing his Thang y'all:

https://youtu.be/oiu8JzzDJXQ?si=DuWZs-d_YzV5I0Jf



Friday, April 19, 2024

Bloodthirsty Queensland mass murderer's CV as a sex worker not up to news.com.au's standards

 

Obviously with the amount of bending both ways kind of lesbian women in Australian media, no surprise news.com.au is unsatisfied with Couchy's [sic] prostitution efforts. There is no suggestion news.com.au is suggesting Couchy should have been helped to be transgender.


https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/bondi-killer-joel-cauchis-delusional-sex-work-plan/news-story/3b7b155d2c65938f1244101b59387dc6

Paris Hilton engages in political reform to stop teen-agers being harshly disciplined like she was, but did you know the origin of the word 'ketchup'?

 

No it's not 'catch up'....

The Origin of the Word 'Ketchup'

The concept of so many foods without ketchup is impossible. Did you know that the origin of this tasty word came from the Chinese word ke-tsiap which means a pickled fish sauce?

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Benji's new boardgame: is what Donald said contempt?

 

Yes or no, is it contempt?


1) if Trump says anything Fat Abbot says here:

https://youtu.be/bK1D3OV1jb0?si=OULHDfPCAyZA7YhD


2) how about what Jim Carrey says here:

https://youtu.be/28ElvVCbROg?si=0Jcy9kzQz99niZXC


3) what the defendant says upon hearing the verdict at the end of this classic NWA rap song:

https://youtu.be/fF3aPT7C51Y?si=YaQGPpUxRHMRPIdY

Atelier de français sur mon bateau le Hareng Rouge

 

Recently posted about Bill O'Reilly not liking chilli's restaurant in Connecticut. Just left them a poor two star (out of five) review on Google based on Bill's experience....

"Bill O'Reilly, formerly of the O'Reilly Factor, Fox News, was less than impressed with service and cleanliness."


La fin....

https://youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE?si=4mTJoxAVCXb2zvqo


Laissant son amarre sur l'eau, l'Hareng Rouge, pas tres loin de le long quai du yacht club voisin, cherche le mer vingt minutes et arrive sur cette quai. Deux cordages, un à la poupe, un à la proue, l'attache à deux taquets sur le long quai à côté des yachts de luxe, trois ailes la protègent.

Je la quitte et retrouve à proximité sur le quai une jeune française, Juliette, que je rencontre pour la première fois et que je salue en français. elle a l'air d'avoir environ 24 ans et est grande, seulement environ six pouces de moins que moi. elle a un sourire amical et semble heureuse de me rencontrer.

Après un bref instant, deux jeunes Suissesses s'approchent sur une longue jetée perpendiculaire, elles aussi âgées d'environ 23 ans : Elia et Marhuer. Elia parle français comme première langue et est originaire de la partie la plus occidentale de la Suisse, à quatre heures de Lyon. Marhuer ne parle pas très bien français et vient de l'est de la Suisse où l'on parle allemand.


Definitions of câpre (caper)

Noun

Bouton à fleur du câprier que l'on confit dans le vinaigre pour servir d'assaisonnement (seasoning).

Caper: cabrioler, gambade.


Le Hareng Rouge s'approche trop près du banc de sable et reste coincé dans le sable parce que je suis perdu dans la conversation. Heureusement, un groupe à proximité peut rapidement nous aider et nous libérer. 

C'est ce qui se produit lorsque je mentionne les options modernes de fertilité féminine, comme la congélation des ovules et le délai accordé aux femmes pour avoir des bébés.

Nous nous dirigeons vers une marina différente dudit banc de sable à bord du Red Herring et nous nous amarrons à la jetée là-bas avec un autre bang difficile à bâbord. J'espère que son corps va bien. Je tends la main à chaque suissesse pour débarquer le hareng rouge et nous marchons jusqu'au restaurant voisin pour prendre un verre.

Un petit chien arrive et je commence à bavarder sur la vente des chiots de mes parents chaque année pour seulement une dizaine de dollars. je suppose que je ne veux pas révéler mon âge donc je ne fais pas référence à l'année 1983.

c'est un magnifique atelier de langue française : le meilleur. j'aime la langue française. les femmes partent prendre un bus bleu comme ceux que je conduis dans ce quartier et je pars seul avec du hareng rouge après avoir dégusté un café glacé et un wrap à l'avocat et au fromage avec les dames.

P Diddy? Le chiot a fait pipi sur l'astroturf au café de la marina.

J'adore.

https://youtu.be/NN3c9VA_Zq0?si=PL_nb3QxhWrGlinm



Palm (tree):     Palmier

Palm (of hand):   paume de la main

Knee:           genou

Fist(s):           poing, (pwan)... Poinges  (pwan je)

Thumb knuckle: jointure du pouce

Finger knuckle: jointure du doigt

Sailor:  marin (m); navigatrice(feminine)

Splendid:      splendide




Monday, April 15, 2024

Justice Lee voices opinion in Lehrman Higgins saga

 

I note with the Anglo Saxons of Australia and New Zealand of Lee's generation, a pupil could be caned across the buttocks, through their pants, leaving stripes or welts across their buttocks, severe caning. I note with the actual first Australians of this generation, a first Australian could be incarcerated the entire school day in a pitch black room with a bucket to evacuate stool or pee. Possibly with no water or toilet paper.


I note justice Lee's general demeanor and manner, when presenting his verdict, would generally be referred to by an Anglo Saxon psychiatrist of Australia or New Zealand as 'grandiosity'. I also note this term might not readily and generally be used to describe a first Australian such as the aforementioned. I note that Brittany Higgins falls into the category of Anglo Saxon of Australia and New Zealand and not into the category of first Australian. And that Lehrman falls into neither category and is therefore from that category, ipso facto, of greaseball wogball from greaseball wogball land, also known as Texas, where Lehmann's father is from.


I note first Australians didn't actually exist as actual people and citizens until the 1960s and greaseball wogball land, in this case, Texas, was ceded to the Americans probably by Spain, my nation (not the 'gadigal nation' not the 'trans Tasman anz nation or the WA nation or the 'kimberly' nation, mind you), before the Spaniards handed Mexico over to Mexico.


I note that as a half greaseball wogball, Lehrman has significantly less standing than Higgins and Wilkinson, neither of whom are first Australians or 'greaseball wogball' citizens. Therefore these latter two have automatically more credibility. Hence Higgins receiving millions in compensation from the Federal government, famous for using the prayer room in Parliament House for male sex workers such as the recent murdering rampager Couchy [sic], also a citizen of 'greaseball wogball' land, somewhere inbetween Mabo's first Australian land and outside of the British Commonwealth, ie Italy or Texas or somewhere.


These are the facts of the case and what Lehmann's lawyer signed up for. He has now racked up a substantial debt which Lehrman will not be paying him anytime soon. If Lehrman can get a lawyer he can try using Higgins directly for a share of her Commonwealth government payout. I don't think blaming Lehrman for sexual assault in aforementioned parliament house did Scot Morrison's career any good. Morrison should have focused on banning any kind of sex in the prayer rooms of Parliament House in Canberra. Higgins is a political machinist and puppet master. 


Don't forget the Lindy Chamberlain case. 


Lee said the bruise photograph was not provided to the AFP in 2019, and the earliest record of it was 2021.

“In the witness box at this trial, she seemed irritated that the cross-examiner would challenge her on the photograph,” he said. “But the evidence as to her inconsistencies on this topic are both important and vexing.”


Look at this American guy coming out as transgender after twenty two years of marriage:

Jennifer admitted that "for 22 years [their] relationship was a relationship that other people envied".

But in an episode of Lost in Transition – which you can stream for free on 9Now – Jennifer and Larry opened up about the challenges their marriage faced when Larry came out as transgender, and revealed how they're navigating their lives together now.


That could be Justice Lee or Britanny Higgins or Lisa Wilkinson: CISGENDER one day, coming out as trans the next. We'll wait and see and respect they [sic] rights.


Watch Britanny's body language at ten minutes and thirty six seconds.... Into this channel 7 documentary on Lisa Wilkinson....

https://youtu.be/tEhuhkWNn9E?si=HjNqrvqjPaSafnn

See that look on her face after her and Wilkinson go into the room where they interview. Interesting isn't it? That's very indicative.


Linda Reynolds comes out looking like an absolute saint and Justice Lee is your stereotypical greedy bullshitting lawyer, in my eyes. I mean Linda Reynolds looks absolutely squeaky clean to me. You want to talk about upright and respectable Anglo Saxons, Linda's your aunty, right there.




Saturday, April 13, 2024

High profile recent killings in Sydney, silver lining anywhere?

 

What's up?


Recently we had a gay police guy kill his ex boyfriend in a jealous gay rage and the ex boyfriend's new sex pal. With his police issue glock no less.


If the local media were to be believed, they were in deep mourning over one of their community TV victim colleagues.


More recently, another white male, 40 and under, goes out on a killing spree killing a bunch of women and a lone Pakistani security guard, male. Seriously injuring a baby. Fairly perfidious. With a hunting knife.


Is there a silver lining to all this? Well so far there have been no reports of these individuals' fathers or uncles beating them up. If Australia's female dominated opinion media is anything to go by, men are evil, men must be emasculated, men are to blame for everything. So in light of this, one can only imagine how bad the carnage could have been if these chaps' fathers or male role models were more handsy.


There's nothing to say women physically disciplining their children is in any way wrong, nor in fact, anything that women do, regarding children, from what I've seen in the Australian media. With the exception of the Jewish Israeli woman convicted of child molestation, and it's unclear if she molested her own children.


I'm sure women in Australia will find relief realising neither of these murderers' fathers were known for being physically abusive to their children. 


8) Disrespect for boundaries

The most crucial thing to understand about people who seem kind on the surface but are mean underneath is their disregard for personal boundaries.


These individuals often overstep limits, invade your personal space, or ignore your needs. They might dismiss your feelings, pressure you into doing something you’re uncomfortable with, or consistently make you feel like you’re overreacting when you express discomfort.


If only these intellectuals could read books instead of ogling and objectifying their fellow women in skin tight clothing all day. And if only the fascination with dressing like hoes could be spent on wearing normal clothing. Maybe then they could stop playing the victim all day and quit mysandry.


Anyway the gay cop has never been presented as having mental health issues. Primarily because he was a cop and it makes the police look backwards hiring unstable nutjobs only a "dean(???)" years or so after the Woods Royal Commission. Too close to home for kooky Australian media.


The lady killer guy is a bisexual sex worker. While Australian women are comfortable being 'straight' and ogling each other's bodies, they're not at all comfortable with bisexuality. Also the idea of a male sex worker having equal rights to a female sex worker collides with the women as flawless victims, men are devils mentality. Therefore the media has no problem labelling bloodthirsty murderer as schizophrenic instead of bloodthirsty bisexual sex worker. Easy to stigmatize the mentally ill, possibly tricky imagining LGBTQ+ community as anything other than shallow.

Guy is bloodthirsty murderer, could have easily become a cop, no priors.


Friday, April 12, 2024

Panic at the soccer field disco.... Royal watching

 

Wow my under 9s team (with some ten year olds) really got trounced today. How badly?


Consider Rick from British comedy, the Young Ones, describing his team's defeat:

https://youtu.be/Wi5SJKI6RpU?si=CE_W2NidGA3zo0BG


Might as well pivot to royal watching. I wouldn't generally go out of my way to do so. My siblings tell me Queen Elizabeth rolled by right in front of our house* in western Sydney when I was about six years old. I might have seen the motorcade but wouldn't remember it. Similarly if I'm around and about I might notice that kind of thing, regardless of my age. I've noticed the Prince of Wales (then) on a trip to Fiji was shown in photographs at a museum in Fiji speaking to Fijian soldiers of the British army. In those days Fiji was part of the Commonwealth and Fijians I think were all granted British citizenship even without joining the military. His majesty at this time was possibly a member of the British military himself, like his son later on, Harry.


I also noticed more recently some newly minted banknote presented to the King and the Prince of Wales attending a soccer game with his young son.


American President Camacho fights back:

https://youtu.be/sGUNPMPrxvA?si=etNS8T60YqRZuKyA



* in Luxford Rd Bidwill...

Mount Druitt Hospital is a district general hospital in Sydney suburb of Mount Druitt, New South Wales, Australia. It was opened by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II on 11 October 1982.

encore vocabulary

 

Je me suis agenouillé, I knelt down (kneeled?)


Britney s'est agenouillée, Britney knelt 



Thursday, April 11, 2024

Peewee soccer coaching

 

My favorite coach:

https://youtu.be/-Ns2FkZNTC0?si=BJHYpdtSZiO8k2MC


Alright so the first session went ok. I've handed out around seven official game day jerseys including to my daughter. It's mostly boys but a mixed team around 9 years old and under. I've handed out training balls also and one kid is fairly autistic so might be MIA a lot but my daughter's buddy might sub in as a casual replacement or outright join officially. Actually some of these kids are ten, not nine, now that I think of it.

So I myself has done a three hour course for coaches, giving me some ideas for coaching drills. One activity that wasn't on the coaches course, but that I wanted to impress the kids with was shoot for goal from midfield/defence spot, why not? A lot of peewee soccer is crowding the ball, crowding even your own teammates so we want to avoid that too.

Another activity is two on one drills, trying to score two against one. One on one drills, bullrush, shark and fish.


Another activity I learned at the coaching course was traffic lights so green light dribble red light foot on the ball. I'll have to find out the PDF file then copy paste it into this spot.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Kravat rouge

 

Donald Trump moves to Pakistan, starts new life as a common street vendor 🤣

https://youtube.com/shorts/z7bcJrl7Tn0?si=Ei3K0tFrz7PAHTzR

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

20 heure, la sauce secrète, au benjamin

 Françoise Hardon

https://youtu.be/n_evKxWHx3Q?si=YKx3pl-63EBBss_4


Une astuce que j'aime utiliser est d'acheter des articles coûteux au supermarché une fois par mois avec la remise offerte par le supermarché particulier, moin 10%

Je pourrais acheter deux sacs de crevettes pelées (quatre livres) et un pot d'ail en dés

Chaque fois que je suis d'humeur à des crevettes sur la pizza ou cuisinée avec un sac de riz (uncle Ben's mexican) ou dans une salade peut-être. le tour est joué,.Voila! comme disent les habitants de la Martinique. J'adore le limon surtout.


Vocabulaire.... 

Menue - petite

Miga / crumb .... Miette

Hormiga .... Fourmi


Personne crevette, a shrimp


Every step that I take is another Miss, take two you!

https://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU?si=QalPi_bGMsr0wIN1

uniforme à l'école en France? Benji explique

 uniforme à l'école?

https://youtube.com/shorts/fZUMLe6S5ao?si=Sm4vSiq8bsIZ8Yvx



Best bet for a system wide school uniform in France? You betcha! Get everyone to wear a Fear Factory shirt, long sleeve in winter, short sleeve in summer. Give the boys coll du V (v neck collar) and give the girls round collars. Allow shorts and skirts to the knees, not overly tight, in the summer. Consider emblazoning Fear Factory on the leggings also. And the socks.

That's the Benji way....

https://youtu.be/nWDLvdR94xw?si=KsecpHn4jUg4_yY6


Porter Twin Tower badges on 9/11, an arc de Triumph badge on Bastille Day. Uniform.



Now let's watch WHY FILES (WF) on YouTube...

https://youtu.be/r4xzFWW-FAA?si=1F0QQ_jhZxxY0ueo

Monday, April 8, 2024

Lunar eclipse in USA, Benji tells all...


What's up? I think the eclipse in Indianapolis happened around 515am Sydney time. We just had a cessation of daylight savings last Sunday and Ramadan is around four weeks in.


While real Muslims are fasting all day religiously and not even drinking any water, and marrying their cousins after their parents and grandparents did the same, his Benjiness is practicing a kind of 'jewish' Islam, to quote one Tajikistani's former work colleague's take of my religion. This fasting involves drinking as much coffee with sugar or sweetener and milk as I like, plus breaking fast around two hours before sun down (this year). Previous years I'd been more observant not eating til actual full darkness in the sky.


I'm still making an effort, still experiencing hunger, still feeling all the starving kids' sense of hunger around the world. But with more of a Christian, eating the corn off the stalks during the Sabbath kind of bent.


Anyway I woke up around 4am and couldn't sleep for around 90 minutes due to mild insomnia. Happily oblivious to the lunar eclipse. I realised watching it on my phone around four hours later, probably a good excuse for pseudo Muslims like me to quickly have a one off snack in the middle of the day, given that the sunlight is blocked. 


I dropped around five kilos or ten pounds during Ramadan on my particular styles intermittent diet. Every year I say I'd like to just spend my entire year only eating after 6pm to bedtime, and every year I just go back to eating at all hours, and weighing an extra nine pounds.




Israeli president recalcitrant in the face of conflict with Hamas, essentially tells them to 'fugg off yer farken shluts'

 

In the face of Iranian proxy enemies all around them, Israel has short skirts and an earnest desire to practice Islam that doesn't require everyone marrying their cousin.


Circling back to Sasha Cohen and his efforts at middle eastern reconciliation:

https://youtu.be/PYZ0OhwpGWU?si=XOPVGcs2lZLge-MF


Is it disturbing? Now let's look at his hairdressing technique, actually let's not. What is the point? The point is Israel always provides a convenient distraction and chance to moralize and deflect from they [sic] own internal problems. Here in Australia it's unheard of for media to be allowed to discuss the corruption and cheating endemic in the multi billion dollar tertiary sector. Solution, find an obscure and seemingly fascinating distraction in a faraway hotspot.


Moving to Iran: Iran is generally the cause of a lot of the mischief going around, arming Hezbollah, the Houthis in their devastating (for themselves) war with Saudi Arabia. Poor and marginalised folks will fight if there's not much worth living for. Let's consider this American colonel:

https://youtu.be/yZeN0v0eE2U?si=hANNRoARwr7YM_bL


I think he's an absolute dummy. He's conveniently bitching about the Jews running everything and save the Arabs. But he doesn't offer any opinions about the second Iraq war. He seems like a dope to me.


Recently, discussing the Lehrman Higgins case in Australia with one of my customers, a lawyer, I concluded, I'm not Justice Lee, it's not my problem. Similarly, I'm not in charge of the middle east, not my problem. However I do think I understand human nature.


Will Justin Trudeau follow through on his warning about adding Hamas to the multi letter LGBTQ+,ETC acronym? Watch...

https://youtube.com/shorts/YVr-lvpCgko?si=TM5x-IA3HnG-pKzP




Saturday, April 6, 2024

In the tradition of Mr Miyagi and Daniel Son, his Benjiness offers his Royal Highness King Charles advice on visiting Australia

 

Like Beatlemania, emotions can run high when insane amounts of fuss is made over English people. From the attacks on Queen Victoria in England to the security threats in New Zealand against her Majesty Elizabeth the second. John Lennon in NYC, etc etc,


His Benjiness offers the following training regime as a suggestion.... Consider two main problems in Australia, one, the scum of the Earth, two: the lesbian do-gooders.


His Benjiness suggests dispersing orange cones representing the former, and similarly visible yellow cones representing the latter. Then one would essay to run around each cone, such as in an obstacle course. As a kind of warm up activity. 


Kind of like painting the fence in karate kid:

https://youtu.be/R37pbIySnjg?si=-9BZUS1aqCgVxcLV



Tyrone and the Southern District of NY Federal Court


https://youtu.be/kQwpMrVH7W4?si=EtAUV1tKQ8wl9E9k

 

The former, Tyrone Blackburn, represents not just one male music producer suing Diddy in a civil case. But now also a yacht steward young lady suing Diddy's son Christian. Diddy's lawyers and lawyers for a record label condemned in Blackburn's civil suits utterly deny everything however I understand Blackburn has hours of recorded evidence and these cases will settle for undisclosed amounts with no admissions made. Guessing. Since money talks and all.


The criminal case. The southern district of NY, Federal Court. They can certainly be like Sherlock Holmes pouncing like a panther, watch:

https://youtu.be/a_DkEkfAO4s?si=SiS1HV1Wwflrlukk

See how he sounds like a panther about to pounce.

You might think the southern district of NY Federal Court is like this Sherlock Holmes pouncing panther. But is it political? Given how weaponized the Courts have become against Trump, it's not unreasonable to think this case can be used politically by Democrats as well.

Wouldn't Diddy be as meek and defenceless as if confronted with a serial killer who doesn't leave a drop of dead skin of her own, nor an eyelash even from her own body, determined to put Diddy in a bag with a syringe in his throat killing him. Putting his suitcase in a van with no pesky cell phone to ping. Driving Diddy's corpse to a secluded place with a few shovel loads of lime to break down Diddy's body in the wilderness. Shouldn't Diddy be quaking in his boots as if some such panther like predator were against him?


But what if it's just political for the election? Can normal thinking people even work out of NY considering how extreme left wing this State is?





Watch this guy dance...

 

Silly Australians got you foaming at the mouth wanting to rant and scream about the dumb fuggen shluts and how they need to fugg off the fuggen shluts?


Well watch this guy:

https://youtube.com/shorts/3Zy0dmkdnQ0?si=AIDz1OB5xnZlhCHQ


Friday, April 5, 2024

SAsha Cohen from ice skating announces divorce....

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13277569/Rebel-Wilsons-bombshell-claims-against-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-catalyst-break-Friends-Isla-Fisher-say-actress-decided-announce-split-protect-reputation-amid-embarrassing-allegations-against-husband.html


Man this guy is hilarious.... I remember transferring in the buses into the "northern beaches" suburbs of Sydney after five or more years in the blue bus... Cohen's mug was on the front page of the Daily telegraph that exact day like. Turns out he has a house near the sailing club where I got my boat two years and like two months ago. I went through an absolute timewarp mentally since then. I wouldn't call it illumination however I definitely feel very illumined now. I had been doing intensive counselling with the folks from Colorado and feeling great. There's a tennis club not far from the house Cohen shared with his mate and their three children. The 199 bus goes by it all the time.*


Rebel Wilson's name has been thrown around, she's a complete non entity and a very extremely minor talent. I wouldn't want to work with her unless it involved her scraping mud off me (Australian for 'my') boots, because of her extreme lack of talent and a positive attitude. I don't call marching for justice with Higgins and burning the 'greaseball wogballs' at the stake talent, not sure if Wilson does.


Anyway Sasha Cohen, what a great ice skater and look at that hot body:

https://youtu.be/1PYcuxxTF10?si=jSDYWbVRfMw6iwkc


Salut to James Cameron, saw him on France's 20 heure news show, interview with the compere. Ça marche James.




* it's calling us y'all ....

https://youtu.be/VScSEXRwUqQ?si=zkhY5m358QLwBnk3

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Bruce Lehrman case, what would the feminazis have Lehmann do?

 

Prostitutes and cocaine, thanks channel 7...

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/last-thing-i-saw-twist-in-bruce-lehrmann-taylor-auerbach-thai-masseuse-saga/news-story/894361c45e4db2e7bc6188c49aa483be



Channel 7 come out looking like absolute liars and sleazebag hypocrites, and the feminazis look angrier than ever that this guy hasn't suicided or chopped his own balls off....


Higgins is making some faint noises about being traumatized over some slight details of Lehmann illegally sharing her texts and the media show this as she's the victim however she spent two years carefully and skilfully releasing her text messages and the like, seeking to topple the Morrison/Liberal Party Federal government majority, along with her little French boyfriend.


Linda Reynolds suing her. 


It just gets messier and messier. Lehmann lying about the channel 7 situation will just make him look like a liar which is something the courts had already pushed for years. So what. Channel 7s reputation is ruined and now they have to go after their former employee Aubrish in order to salvage it.


What a mess. The feminazis will start lecturing us how he should have masturbated instead of screwing hookers since his chance at normal dating was shot by Wilkinson. He should have looked for true love the feminazis will tell us. Stupid feminazis.


Look at this SMH opinion piece:

The entire Brittany Higgins/Bruce Lehrmann case has turned into a litigation superstorm. The defamation action has been a masterclass in poor life choices, and done the journalistic profession few favours.

The rest of us can only look on and weakly protest that we are not all like that.


Wow so it's not the fault of journalists for being narcissistic, nihilistic, manhaters? It's Bruce Lehmann's lawsuits' fault. It's not the problem of seven generations of hostile and entitled Anglo Saxons continuosly banging the drum about the yellow peril and the greaseball wogball peril, oh look I can spell bias. Nope, it's Bruce Lehmann's lawsuits' fault. Great logic. #not like you're a nihilistic, narcissistic, Anglo Saxon worshipping turd, right? So glad someone can inform me.


Considering the absolute cultural wasteland cringefest that commercial Australian TV bombards us with, narcissistic, nihilistic rot like Marooned at first sight and Solo Jerk Off or Whatever. Yeah wow, let's all act surprised. Half of them are gay men or manhating closet lesbians so can I get an acting lesson so I can act surprised then claim some rebate? Channel 7 paying for Bruce Lehmann's day in the Sun. Wow shock horror he wanted cocaine instead of meditation class and just straight up sex, wow so unhealthy!


How did we get stuck with this sucking, fucking piece of shit narcissistic, nihilistic, worse than imbecilic, moronic TV? I don't know, with help from first Australians, anglo Saxons have been finesseing their grotesqueness generation after generation, giving us true ugliness. I don't know how they do it but I know referring to men continually as cunts and saying dean all the time when referring to the cardinal numbers between twelve and twenty plus copious amounts of alcohol. Plus your usual Anglo Saxon masterclasses on scapegoating and gaslighting (anglo Saxon superpowers) and general bullshitting, all tie together to make Australian TV an absolute abomination of desolation to use a biblical term. Amazingly they could still produce Bluey, a t-riffic kids cartoon. One hit out of ten thousand painful misses that just augment the suicide rate.


That says all you need to know about Australia right there.


En fin, the puppy who lost its way....

https://youtu.be/Ec7rCsNFn30?si=lYK4YuOslQWF25tT


Australian TV, don't put it out with your boots Ted!

https://youtu.be/o_F_e4Bznzk?si=Ux-fNUtkkT-Sh5nf


What are anglo Saxons like to work with in Australia? From past experience, unless they're royalty, they're like the homo (sapien) Van Ness:


Breaking the 'warm hug' bubble

Van Ness — the extroverted hairdresser known on the show for their joyful affirmations and mood-boosting catchphrases — was detailed in the exclusive story as anything but a joy to work with. 


Several production sources told Rolling Stone that Van Ness was "putting on a charade" with their bubbly television persona. Words used to describe what they are like to work with included "monster", "demeaning" and "a nightmare". 


Sometimes these Anglo Saxons make spelling errors, happens to the best of us:

Her partner, David Sharaz, is described as “well intentioned”, “earnest”, “talkative”, “funny and self depreciating”.

However I'm you're 'just a wogball' so I probably faked my paper anyway: anglo Saxons can comfortably make false accusations about plagiarism as an everyday thing in Australian academia, remember: you're just a 'greaseball', your country probably never had electricity or kangaroos, inferior.


Higgins describes Lehmann as northern beaches elite born to rule however he's from Queensland same as her. He doesn't have any deep ties to the Republican party but snorts cocaine and has a drug dependency problem same as most of the media and many lawyers in Australia, they're not all greaseball wogballs I suppose. I'm the only Australian I know with deep ties to the Republican party.


Anyone with a brain can see Brittany Higgins is an absolute feminazi that has pulled the heartstrings of some alcoholic Anglos. She's an incredibly conniving person who wants a lot of media attention so she can be like Grace Tame (a total hottie). Brittany Higgins is an angry Anglo Saxon supremacist from what I can see and Bruce Lehrman appears to be some kind of greaseball from an inferior race addicted to coke. What an absolute circle jerk with the lawyers making out like bandits.


She's happy to be a hillbilly redneck shot caller, her so called rape is her favourite topic to talk about, wouldn't be the first woman to revel in that attention. Grace Tame did not come across so fake to me at all, she actually seemed credible and sincere.

“We had become quite a twosome when it came to game planning. My experience as a media adviser, David’s experience as a producer; together we understood how the gallery media sphere operated,” an excerpt from the book read.


According to the court documents, the meeting took place in Sydney in April 2021, after which Ms Higgins said: “The prime minister acknowledged that the system had let me down”.


So maybe Scot Morrison was traumatized how his great great great great great grandfather had his toe chewed off by rats on the first fleet then got confused how a cricket player called Dean could vote before he had turned a dean (eighteen years old). Can't see Brittany Higgins crying about her rape when she's busy trying to run the country.


Is it treason? Is it delusions of grandeur?

“I’ll pre-draft a statement about the meeting asserting the items which we will discuss so the prime minister’s office isn’t able to spin it.”

She also wrote of taking “reinforcements in the form of Mike Baird and potentially Jessica Rudd”, adding she needed to be “bipartisan”.


Should we get her a poll to dance around? I mean Britney Spears has a poll she used in the gimme more video clip right? I mean you don't want to come across as too feminazi jumping ahead of everyone's career with your rape sob story, right? So a little poll dance here could ameliorate that (I couldn't have learned that word without plagiarism with a wogball name like Alvarez, right?)


This lady is really cashing in on her little rape story, two million dollars from Federal government, a book deal. Should she be locked up?


“It was then that I realised, deservedly or not, that this was my legacy. Forever my name would be tied to March4Justice and this will likely be the most defining moment of my life.”


I didn't see any March for justice. Like Quentin Tarantino's character in Pulp Fiction who doesn't have a sign outside his (or my) house that says, 'dead nigger storage', I didn't have a sign outside my house that says: 'dumb English redneck feminazi March watching household'. That's probably why I never watched that March. I mean I used to have a sign outside my house that said Pups for Sale, I'll give you that.

No such sign:

https://youtu.be/knAqM2Gsfi4?si=YTztmfmyTFHqZ21p


Conclusion, Higgins is a wanker.


Plus I mentioned on this blog how Australian women could have a march brandishing their new modern technology dildos and tight spandex outfits so there's a march for you.


Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Is it legal for Trump to refer to Judges in his various active court cases as "fuggen shluts"

 

In a word: maybe


Homework, list the following possible statements Trump might make about Judges presiding over his various open court cases from least likely to get him in trouble to most likely:


1) get fugged yer farken shlut yeah yer farken shlut fugg off

2) gis a dollar there cuz yer farken shlut!

3) yeah yer farken shlut fugg off

4) fugg off yer farken shlut, yer farken shlut, get fugged yer farken shlut yeah yer farken shlut 

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Bruce Lehman, Britney Higgins, Viacom Australia court case update: defamation

 

So the case was closed then some TV producer that had offered Lehmann a job as a weather man or something went and saw his lawyer because Lehmann called him a 'fuggen shlut' (paraphrasing).


Then this producer said, hang about, I'm not a fuggen shlut, you're the fuggen shlut you fuggen shlut. En suivre (next thing), said producer grabs his hammer, breaks his piggy bank from childhood before he was a coke user, consults a greedy lawyer and produces an affidavit bigger than the bible saying Lehman is the fuggen shlut, not him.


In fact, the affidavit says they're both fuggen shluts. The judge overseeing the case rules the affidavit is admissible and reopens the case to depose the tv producer fuggen shlut in open court. $$$$ ca ching, more money for the lawyers, none of whom have been charged with using cocaine.


At issue: how does being a fuggen shlut and denying being a fuggen shlut make Lehmann a fuggen bullshitting fuggen shlut.


Justice Lee will keep us informed. He's already finished writing his ten million page response. What a big payday for a few lawyers.


Paradoxically, the tv producer is so dumb he has actually made himself look like a complete and utter dumb fuggen shlut which was what he was trying to avoid doing by consulting an expensive lawyer.

Finland will provide fifteen bases to U.S. military

  

Like...

https://youtu.be/hCyAx48t9Y0?si=X9cO28MTSEFMx7Mm

Monday, April 1, 2024

Transgender, transvestism, Trans Am or that Vietnamese guy Tran Ho

 Watch fox news Brit Hume and Brett 🐻 muff it up...

https://youtu.be/17SUXUL95Dg?si=cEf3fWWaQdTFwCMz

Conjoined twins, this is how they do

 

Up to number 6, the Iranian conjoined twins...

https://youtu.be/XpuSuyNbALQ?si=67wEWxkwmh1Ic0gV



What if Game and 50 were joined at the hip?

https://youtu.be/PH34kMOjmQk?si=c8WNQA-Yqa2ZiGtQ


Eminem's daughter looks like a thoughtful, intelligent young woman, and attractive. I do find relations more natural when speaking in French, however as yet my French is very weak. It will be interesting in later life if I can gain better mastery and enjoy relationships in French language.... Seems less fake/more real....

https://youtube.com/shorts/igVubAlAdaM?si=Bf7nZ8zcFScKolle