RENEWING SPANISH PASSPORT, CONSIDERATIONS OF JOINT CHIEFS: MILLIE AND AUSTIN

 THIS is my spanish passport renewal form. The time my australian and spanish passports in my Nissan Maxima were stolen from me after the ride from Whale beach socal to Sedona Arizona with some dopey thieving kids, it was a super easy thing to turn up at the spanish consulate in los angeles and get a new passport and leave the country with my new wig or whatever. But the same couldn't be said for the australian passport, they are expensive and super slow to expedite. Definitely the Spanish passport is very easy to expedite.

Can you imagine if Joint Chiefs (not to be confused with hotboxing in the Nissan Maxima) Millie and Austin were both my dads (just out of convenience not saying they'd have to be in a relationship themselves), i mean we'd change 'madre' to 'padre' and then just put Millie and Austin's names there. If you use upper case in spanish you can't go wrong because then you don't need to place accents and you always know you've dotted your i's and crossed your t's right there.

Speaking of Millie and Austin, they're in control, if Biden is a bit fuddy duddy (he is), don't hold back to wait for instructions from him, just go ahead and airlift whoever you can out. Paradoxically, the Taliban are absolute sitting ducks, from a military perspective, right now, I mean you could send a swathe of drones over there and just bomb then all from a little room in Nevada because they are right in the open. But I guess Trump and then Biden both agreed to pull them out. I absolutely cannot believe Millie and Austin can be court marshalled for not waiting for Biden's signature on anything, they should just go ahead. Pretty sure the Taliban will be happy to let all the Americans out and save more bombing. It's pretty normal they're going to be a bit violent after all that warring, and impatient with folks that were just kicking it hotboxing or whatever. I predict the mission is not a total failure. Vietnam wasn't a total failure either but it's not the way I would have done things. I would have built and kept a big base on the easternmost point of Afghanistan right on the border with China, no matter what. The decision to pull out completely without even keeping a green zone like in Bagdad is an interesting decision.