Cue the chillax....
https://youtu.be/tx0b39P1XCs
Hey guys, forget about stick insects for two secs (Australian for two seconds) if you can, we've got an orange guy to reelect:
If you're American and have a right leaning conservative radio show, you can expect to receive emails in coming months with subject line:
His Benjiness, Benjamin from Sydney Australia....
From email address Benjamin1147_1@live.com
Is it ethical? Will you be colluding with the Australian Aboriginals and various species of extra terrestrials? Look bro (or sis), I won't be holding a gun to your head but might get through on your radio show from time to time as Benjamin or Benjamin from Sydney Australia or the like.
This is a movement to assist where possible in the reelection of Donald Trump as President in 2024 or any other Republican. It's primary method will be through assisting in forging subconscious and conscious neural connections that may not be readily obvious, that's why sometimes messages may appear quirky but never outright offensive.
Here's a sample message from the BIA (Benji Intelligence Agency): if the Simpsons sue me for saying diddly diddly doodly too many times, sounding like Ned Flanders and I end up homeless on skid row in Los Angeles can I sue the mayor of LA County if a homeless person in a tinfoil hat craps on my duvet?
I mean I don't really know what a duvet is but you're probably thinking get a life retard! Maybe, right?
You could just end up getting a link to an interesting news article, like the one I emailed Dana Loesch (that's ok to have a guido sounding name like that) a moment ago, following the aforementioned protocol (beware of scammers):
To:
info@DanaLoesch.com
His Benjiness, Benjamin from Sydney Australia shares a news article with you.... ‘No concept of how awful it was’: the forgotten world of pre-vaccine childhood in Australia.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/aug/15/no-concept-of-how-awful-it-was-the-forgotten-world-of-pre-vaccine-childhood-in-australia
Why? It's important to not over politicise the back and forth about vaccinations and lockdowns, especially with regard to falling into the trap of constantly becoming reactive to the lefty dummies. Lefty dummies in America love the coronavirus and lockdowns because it means power for them. Commonsense use of freedoms and priority on individuals to do the right thing over overbearing government is the goal for righties. Reopen the economy Trumpy! (First get re-elected).
This means scaremongering and alarmist speech should be avoided. Find actual doctors like Rand Paul and don't poopoo voluntary commonsense proposals like voluntarily using check in apps for contact tracers. Definitely no mask mandates for the kiddies top priority and voluntary freedom to use masks when desired. Avoiding mask mandates for grown ups strongly desirable. Avoid alarmist scaremongering!
Man have a multilaunch RPG tank in your front yard for all I care, gun rights a message for a different day.
Any questions?
Your Benjiness....
Sorry, it's His Benjiness, not....
HIS, sorry, will there be any Spam?
His Benjiness doesn't eat pork where practicable, being of the Muslim Faith, however His Benjiness respects the rights of Christians and Jews to practice their God given free will and make their own choices about meat consumption. In fact that's probably a good pretext for reaching out to Sean Hannity, let's find his email address...
https://hannity.com/contact/
Message sent:
https://youtu.be/IP7e0tV1sYE
Appreciation noted:
Use this form to email Sean or the Hannity show directly:
Thanks for reaching out!
Who said learning can't be fun? Oh yeah the CDC. say no to kiddy mask mandates
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