Big PR event: May 13, Pterodactyl world, talk about the time you caught a woolly mammoth with your bare hands, invite NBC, cbs
May 18: Payday for whoever gives me the best massage, hand out hundreds of millions of government grant dollars to see how can make the best flying widget. Keep it private in case it doesn't pan out.
May 21: go golfing with Hunter, invite colored people
May 23: send FBI paper-machè crayon cutouts
May 25: say something controversial but abstract, keep pundits guessing
May 27: more government grant money for the people that appreciate me best
+Remember, refer everything to Kamala. Let the redhead do the talking for me...... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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