Friday, December 28, 2018

Dr Buck Parker


Check this out... I was going through my father's old stamp collections for the first time in like over thirty years today and found he'd saved some $1 and $2 bills.... they're paper and the Mint never bothered pressing plastic notes, they just came with coins. Everyday at work like a ritual I put $1 worth of coins for a diet coke. It's real hot like 100 degrees or more and that's my first soda every weekday upon arriving at work.... it's always deliciously cold coz the freezer is working so well....

Look:


That $10 bill is plastic and wasn't in circulation much. The $1 and $2 was a classic thing from the 80s.... there was also a marroon colored $5 paper note and a kind of Orange tomato colored $20 and a $50. But no $100. When I was in pre school my teacher Mary from pre school would home tutor me private class and I'd always demand cash to behave beforehand then my mom would take it out of my clenched fist during naptime.  That's how the story went but I never remember Mary's classes or anything much except I knew what each denomination was worth and what it could buy. A can of cheap soda was only 20 cents in those days.

This brings me to economics.

Dr. McDreamy is talking about fascinating neurological things again:

https://youtu.be/KYktO7It-HY

But take note of his sunroof. I never really thought I'd have a sunroof on a new car,  but I do. The diet soda is only five times more than in 1980. Gold was around four times cheaper in 1988. A brand new lawnmower is only $300 Australian dollars for a big, new petrol model. What's my point? Although wages may seem stagnant, the cost of living seems like it's going down because many items are improving in value and quality while barely rising, or actually falling in price... especially with computers but also cars. Airfares crazy cheap.

Jesus did say seek you first the kingdom of heaven and everything will be added after that. That's really true.


Wednesday, December 26, 2018

The doctors from New Amsterdam can fix foot bone spurs!


https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/doctors-daughters-claim-their-father-helped-donald-trump-avoid-the-draft/news-story/6117a2852777ca6dc27b58864ec556b0

Just like in America, Australia had the lottery system for Vietnam.  I don't know how the migrants like my father escaped it... but since I'm always slagging off on the Anglo Australians ... and somewhat  underwhelmed by them.... we have to admit they gallantly fought during the Vietnam war. Even still it's important people understand  Spain was not a military dictatorship from 1788-1820 like Australia was and there was no scurvy at that time and actually hospitals... and no cannibalism .... just sayin'. Just because people eighteen generations before you had to deal with those adverse conditions,  doesn't mean you should pretend to... whitey.

Now watch Dr McDreamy

https://youtu.be/ZvMCbzrToAo

I can relate... always telling the ladies I'm a doctor... that's legal right?

But seriously, check out this real surgeon watch and critique the New Amsterdam trailer aforementioned....

https://youtu.be/Qf7PBS8S2Vw

Obviously in America they have a majority user pays private system unlike the British models in Canada and Australia.... you can tell watching this guy, he's very smart and it's very refreshing listening to someone talking about people dying all the time... given I've been at my mom's house all year and there have been four suicides here.... as we're moving out Sunday week... me asomé earlier to the neighbor that unfortunately got stuck between a call to an ambulance and some backyard cadavers to apologize sincerely to her for it... she's a Bible reading woman with six kids and seems like a good person. She's been living there at least eighteen years I would think....

Also, probably because he's with the private system, it's very refreshing and telling to hear him criticize the reaction to a recently  dead patient: let them die he says, don't try to resuscitate them because their brain will be dead and although  it might be easy to bring their body back they would just be a vegetable / brain dead.... that's very wise .... in my opinion,  and healthy

If you read Nietzsche he's always talking about what's healthy and what's life affirming... definitely letting someone die in this situation so as not be a vegetable seems clearly life affirming to me.... unfortunately there is so much ignorance and denial about the principles of resurrection / reincarnation that people just want to cling to life or have someone else cling to life even as a vegetable, when, as the doctor says, it's wrong.... the Koran actually refers to this reincarnation as a 'promise God is bound by'... but I don't seem to see imams and preachers and regular Muslims understanding this principle much.... the Gospels famously reference this in the case of the man born blind but many people referring to themselves as Christians generally do not believe in many realities and even turn to paedophilia as 'charity' so are actually mentally ill

Some Benji medical facts:

days spent in hospital as a patient excepting being born: zero

Broken bones: zero

Serious illnesses: zero

Mildly serious illnesses: various

Dental issues: I paid for them with private insurance and possibly some tax breaks

Close calls with death: 1) varicella age 30, sometimes lethal, almost died
2) drowning during a flash flood as a kid, would have died but my brother saved me 3) serious car accident, might have died but had seatbelt on, all good
4) chronic depression on some occasions, some alcohol and marijuana abuse also to blame, psychiatric issue.... solution: find a sexy lady

Options to consider if seriously disabled from a riding accident or diagnosed with an extremely difficult cancer with an extremely long and difficult treatment: suicide

See like I had to tell the neighbor about my father and uncle's cousin Luci who I caught up with five years (and a half) in Spain... her parents and only sibling all suicided.... I told her it's genetic in my family,  kind of like a debriefing I guess... she's ok I don't think she's traumatized but I think her husband was possibly traumatized.... I never mentioned my father and his brother, their father and brother also suicided.... that's a lot of suiciding.... but as we know the family / genetic case, it no longer surprising.... now this brother of my father I mentioned, is a psychiatrist and so are both of his offspring.  Back in the day I spent a fair amount of time with all of them and I respect their career achievements....

The final medical issue I'll mention is the rib bone that got loose of its socket. Excruciatingly painful and instead of seeking immediate help I just suffered thinking suffering is real and it's good to suffer sometimes.... finally I suffered enough and found an excellent back doctor, also on private health insurance, and got the problem fixed because he's very good.... I'll have to see him again soon as it's been over a year now....

See McDreamy talking about the brain and labels:

https://youtu.be/IWnoqFC6MiA

That's true too... at my point of existence in the universe I no longer believe in the point of suffering much and believe I can just choose to be happy and avoid suffering

Friday, December 21, 2018

Wedding

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Yo it's Ebwina and her husband Mbuto either side of me plus Desi and the kids. We were living in their backyard in 2010 saving cash. In a shack. It's like Mbuto's much younger cousin Alaska getting married today... to Dorcas. They really shelled out for a proper wedding / reception.  Being mostly African it was kind of interesting during the wedding as African people don't act like white people  (all reserved) so that was pleasantly refreshing.

At home between the wedding and the reception we had some siesta time and finally caught the Benjamin Statler documentary on Kurt Cobain amongst snores. Mostly based around the private investigator Courtney Love hired, but also featuring the head of police department in Seattle at the time of Cobain's death. Definitely interesting viewing. Also recordings from the Cobains' family lawyers etc.
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https://youtu.be/NHnRxrOZLQ0  (you can watch it all here)

The unabashed position of filmmakers and Love's P.I. Grant is that Courtney basically had him assassinated.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Returning to cop shows FBI and NCSI LA

every armchair police show watching guy knows about admissible evidence. You could be caught with a smoking gun in your hand but there are evidentiary procedures.  Not all evidence is admissible in court due to laws made by lawmakers, often arcane and over a hundred years old. The politicians elected to make laws often are not lawyers and need to be advised on various matters. Often lawyers, judges and police are unhappy with certain laws as they sit, on the books. Unscrupulous criminal defense lawyers can often get you off Scot free... especially if you're loaded.

exhibit A

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that's why, if Benji were special guest directing FBI, this is what it would look like.... ceiling shot, looking down on a boardroom table... open Chinese food takeout boxes with chopsticks half eaten....

Cut to tracking over the shoulder shot circling table....

Discussion of Ramirez cartel trial ensues....

'The case we've spent months building, risking our lives...because of the lawyer the cartel has hired, is likely to be settled out of court... and the Ramirez brothers will most likely get keys to their minimum security country club.... for a few months. El Rancho even has a tennis court

Why?

Because they've engaged Earl Quigley the third.

Cut to over shoulders shot of same ppl looking at tv in the boardroom. .. Cut to tv image....

This is Quigley lecturing at Yale last year...

I only defend billionaires these days. I got tired of people worth less. Someone with a net value of two hundred million dollars is just unstable at the end of the day. Too much vanity and ego but like in a diet coke kind of way .

Do you ever work pro bono?.... a Yale student is heard asking off screen

If I found a cause I could sympathize with, I probably would


Cut to boardroom ....

That's what we're up against.  If we want to put the Ramirez brothers in a real jail we'll need to spend hours studying Quigley in court in past cases

This is what I call the Dora case, watch:

https://youtu.be/C-kZ81pvKpU


so your job is to target advertisers that want  to show their commercials during popular tv shows right?

That's correct sir

and what exactly does that entail for you personally?

I need to liaise with tv show producers
to understand who their target audience is precisely . They could have a core demographic of 25 to 49 year olds so I need to find advertisers that want to sell a new car to that group, for example

Is it more complicated than that?

Absolutely , I'm just giving you a very basic idea of what my job involves

Do you work for Nielsen ratings?

No, not at all.

What do you know about them?

Not much, nothing I'd be confident to tell the court as I'm not expert on that matter. They operate a ratings system with technology in certain people's homes that measures what people are watching.

Does it measure if they stop watching a show halfway through? Say during a car commercial ?

I couldn't say Mr Quigley,  I really don't know. It's not relevant to my job. I just target advertisers relevant to a given demographic.

Your honor I'd like to show the court a brief video now if I may.

Objection! Your honor we discussed this in chamber earlier, this is absolutely ridiculous. Completely irrelevant time wasting your honor.

I'm going to allow it.

Do you recognize Dora the explorer Ms. Kristol?

Sure.

If someone is watching a car commercial that you set up through your work, depending on their tv set up, theoretically they could just change the channel and start watching Dora. And you'd lose that valuable customer you worked hard to get, isn't that right Ms. Kristol?

I guess so.
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Earl Quigley III graduated law school surprisingly early

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

The vendor's wife was pregnant... (beat)... with a girl; NCSI and FIB [sic] catch up

Watching American cop shows is like wine tasting

https://youtu.be/5PeKcWCC-tw


Ok so since whining a couple of weeks ago caught some FBI and NCSI LA... two fashionable American cop shows du jour... complex... we'll be returning to the Grand Crux

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Los yellow jackets en France

Je pense comment Virginie que travaille au hospitâl.... regardez-t-elle  (dix minutes vingt au fin:

https://youtu.be/pUjr4cvdmbM

Comme Virginie j'ai pas des etudes.... je veut aussi solidarité avec le gen du France. Je me considereé pas un connard y je comprend pas le sinceritè de les politiques.... je suis avec Virginie!

Qui ne veut pas plus d'argent?

Voila c'est claire... Macron doit oublier totalment les renewable energie. ... c'est trop cher .... il faul parler avec la Nation directement 

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Bonjour turds


https://youtu.be/3nJ9WKAEU_8


Donc panic pour le disco en France. Le gasoline est trop cher. En Venezuela aussi.

George HW Bush est mort. Il peut trouver David Copperfield maintenant.

Mon ami Sergi le russe. En m'a dit quelques gen devant le government Russie que le seour et pere du Sergi etaient mort avant lui. Donc sa argent est pour l'Etat australien.



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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Can dumb English rednecks rule a small nation like Australia effectively


I would say no. If you take the time to look at Australia's history. .. the chaos... hypocrisy. .. incompetence. ... bungling. ... somewhat underwhelming result after over 200 years. It's self evident Australia needs to make itself a Republic and be done with the British Westminster system.  The definitive failure of Australia is the complete lack of culture.  Just an aping of British manners and the substitution of the word teen with the word dean.  In fact, very many Australians cannot even speak English and go about running their lives in Mandarin or Korean. Little social cohesion ... lacking any culture apart from Victorian  football and English rugby. Hostility amongst various races abounds.

English politicians mourn they cannot find even token representation from other races. Complacency, rejection, contempt and loathing is high. Kidding yourself, the order of the day.

To the English mind... the notion that non English rule can succeed must seem alien. Russia and America must seem dangerous places with too many guns. Why would the Russians and French kill their royal bloodlines and reject monarchy? It's too difficult to grasp... better obfuscate by replacing the word teen with dean some more and confuse myself and then bumble around like a fifteen year old... maybe get drunk.

Did you know in Australia now it's impossible to buy an apartment that isn't so defective it leaks water. That the universities graduate communist Chinese that can't even speak English and fail people like me for questioning the wisdom of British rule (pure schizophrenia).

Let's be frank... has it occurred to you English  blooded people that cricket is a wretchedly sad little affair ? Kind of like if dwarf throwing were to become an Olympic sport. A depressing turn of events.  Cricket and dwarf throwing.

Just sayin'.... with that introduction we now present to you Messieurs Ferrell and Riley.... playing Victorian Brits... Drumroll please....

https://youtu.be/0_Hhxuufjeo

Monday, December 3, 2018

Why waste many precious hours studying Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong thought

Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong thought revealed:


Benji can explain it to you in less than one minute. The same sex takes! Now have a shower....

Seriously though... whether you're the President in China or some other control freak bloodthirsty millionaire from Google or Yahoo or the Chinese Communist Party.... Benji will break it down for you oh so beautifully:

Mao Zedong: tell (the slave in the Chinese factory) to make me an X-box

Lenin: my autistic son is too autistic to play x-box

Marx: my autistic brothers love x-box.
. They're on it for hours....


Now that the truth has been revealed watch Jim Carey celebrate:

https://youtu.be/1jQP0Y2T2OQ


Now if there was any doubt whether we should care about Maoist Leninist Marxist thought or just watch Will Ferrell lampoon Queen Victoria and Victorianism and England. Consider your schedule freed up: actually. ... Will Ferrell is so emancipated and unneeding of Maoist Leninist Marxist philosophy. ... he only needs it when it's Xbox time and autistic people are involved ....


Look at him here over six years ago.... he's a funny cop together with Marky Mark. Can't wait til they both start lampooning China in a future movie.  It's going to be great watching Will play a commie chinese rip people's teeth out and making them drink battery acid for insulting the Party. Can't wait to see an entire village die slow and agonizing deaths coz Marky Mark's factory boss character decides to save some money dumping battery acid in the river.

Take that dummies everywhere!

https://youtu.be/V6Y8dQDb4iU


Saturday, December 1, 2018

Party time = 4 and a half beers .... china navy stuff


What a boring person... I used to get so drunk... one time the police drove me home 30 minutes coz I was wasted.... another time I had to be driven home naked.... with a sheet and a bucket.... another time people had to defend me from angry boyfriends coz I was trying to kiss a number of females as they arrived at a party...

Now it just seems somewhat passé.... being 42 is like being 50 or something. .. it's pretty ridiculous

Check out my texts to the babysitter while catching a belly dancing show:


Desis saying just split if u want as she's confident Zara won't wake up but I'm not sure..... is my mom just crashed out. Sorry there's no tv but u can watch a blue ray movie

No I won't split and leave your treasures!
 Your mum has given me three gifts and I've said 'no more'...she's not asleep yet...
 I  think she's looking for more things to give me... She's so generous.
I don't watch much TV...have a Christian magazine to read.I'll be fine..


Ok good sport Jenny. My mom has always been one to watch... she used to flash her boobs at the neighbours' kids on request when I was a kid.... you know you're winning when she's not drinking bleach


Oh good. 😏

Jenny I wanted to get the train that gets there 1006pm but Desi is desperate to dance and consume alcohol. .. she wants to get the next train arriving at 1023pm. From a Christian perspective one must recall the first gospel miracle was making a lot of wine materialize from seemingly nowhere




So talking about China's posture. .. it's interesting. ... I didn't know about the five or seven pressure points  or whatever buy when you see it on a map it all makes sense. For example once as a 19 year old his benjiness visited Malakka in Malaysia and that's one of the key straits China needs access to for shipping.  Others are near Japan... Indonesia or whatever.  Just YouTube it and you'll see. But if you look at the border with India it's also interesting to see YouTube as recent border skirmishes were nothing more than literal pushing and shoving between a score or so Hindus and Chinese.  Still this non event made significant media waves in both countries.  The exciting thing China has is the anti aircraft carrier hypersonic missiles but the Americans have a capability to confuse the targeting with fake radar thing confusing the targeting.  The Russians have a weapon in orbit that can destroy an American GPS providing satellite.  It's  getting crazy complicated. China doesn't have that many nukes compared to Russia or America either...


Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Substituting TV shows with Hengaillaan


https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Ok the results are back on the pop quiz last week: should hoes pay tax? Answer: yes.

Moving on, you'll recall a key principle to time management was substituting two hour long tv shows and fantasy movies and fantasy bubble thinking with three to fifteen minutes (no one has been known to listen to Hengaillaan more than five times in a row).... of Hengaillaan.... like swallowing a bitter tasting pill for the result of a cure and gargling  vodka to remove the unfeasible taste.... everyone does that, right?

But let's look at the following case study:

Alonso from Uruguay has thrown his hands into the air, as if under siege in dismay at the formulaic and predictable plodding of tv cop shows. They take up ten precious hours of his week but the intense background music keeps him hooked but the plots and devices ultimately leave him unsatisfied.  Likewise listening to Hengaillaan as a substitute will not suffice him. What should he do to ween himself from his telli (vision)?

answer:
He should search on YouTube for a video of fish swimming around a tank... preferably one that looks like a tv set

E.g.,
https://youtu.be/X0vK_57vQ7s

This tank vision includes background music but it'd be more advisable for Alonso to sing himself a lullaby while watching.... for example

Hoo wa hoo wa hoo wa hoo
Waba boobooboobooboo
Poopoopoopoopoopoopoo
Wabadudu

This can easily free up nine hours of Alonso's time leaving him able to adopt cacti as a hobby and indulge in the preparation of toasted sandwiches.  Reading, drawing, piano playing, etc.

It is ON: genetically modified CRISPR babies in China

Can the Chinese reproductive organ be reprogrammed to spawn parking meters.... think about it


Target gene:  They planned to eliminate a gene called CCR5 in hopes of rendering the offspring resistant to HIV, smallpox, and cholera.

Knocking out the CCR5 gene “is not entirely benign because it increases the risks associated with West Nile virus infection and influenza,” said Bruce Walker, director of the Ragon Institute of MGH, MIT and Harvard, who is involved in a long-running effort studying people who have HIV and are able to control the virus without antiretroviral treatment. “It is not without consequences.”

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/612458/exclusive-chinese-scientists-are-creating-crispr-babies/

In [ANOTHER] new study, researchers examined glioblastoma brain cancer cells that had been removed from cancer patients, finding that a tiny segment of a common protein called GABP was the key in enabling cancer cells to activate the so-called immortality switch. When the researchers removed that protein segment, the cancer cells — both in lab dishes and when transplanted into mice — stopped their voracious multiplying and behaved like mere-mortal cells.

Friday, November 23, 2018

Movie review: The Nutcracker, 2018... Keira Knightley

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/shocking-photos-from-inside-illegal-russian-bdsm-club/news-story/845bdb425702df8e4a9d32669c291db0

Check out this Russian police raid on a BDSM (sado-maso) sex club. Note the Australian journalists use of quotation marks around the word 'illegal' as no form of prostitution is illegal  (or taxable) in Australia for parties over age 18 of reasonably sound mind. Consider  the dildo attached to the power tool.

Five stars.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

All happening in Australia. ..

Our federal main leader Scott Morrison went water skiing

https://youtu.be/jzzrFFivBKk

And after years of begging from the police union, our state governor Gladys has caved in and said ok to half a billion dollars for more police officers. I imagine it was all very innocent.... a cleaner from Macedonia inserted a note in Gladys' Showboat magazines, 'we know you only look at the magazines for the male models Gladys'..... afterwards Gladys would have become paranoid and acquiesced to the Police Union requests. That's my guess.

Obviously Australia's journalists are struggling with great ideological questions like: is a dean a good age? And they're scared of going to jail for writing about Manus Island. Soon they'll be scared of going to a Chinese themed jail for writing about Manus island no doubt.

http://www.espn.com.au/nrl/story/_/id/25282075/nrl-star-jarryd-hayne-police-investigation-sexual-assault

Also they're busy with Jarryd. You know, one time a guy at auburn Anglican church here in Sydney came up to me gushing about Jarryd like he was a god. But actually insisting he was a Christian. I even thought, afterwards, it might be a good idea to invite Mr. Haynes to our church just so the nutjob fan could see he was just human... but anyway I wasn't his manager to requisition him.... the fan was an unbalanced nutjob plain to see and we never talked again with any friendliness until months later after he did some serious damage to his leg
 Like in a crutch. Even now it's unlikely we can talk about anything because I questioned whether Jarryd could walk on water in the first place, metaphorically speaking.

Anyway back to the extra police. So the Gladys is saying the police chief, Mr Fuller, will figure out where the extra 1500 hundred police officers will go, within NSW State. This Mr Fuller, I think was an actual policeman for a long time and probably could tell you a lot of interesting stories like on a tv show, if he could speak freely like in 1600 years time or so. I mean, the NSW police were certainly a very colorful lot in the 1980s, definitely in the city's Kings Cross area and God knows where else. As recently as only this very decade we're in, the most senior drug detective cop was jailed for colluding with the top level drug syndicate leaders. So of course, when Gladys and Mr Fuller says they want to focus on saving the kiddies and the elderly we'll have to pause now for a music break, thus:

https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo

But I can't help imagining being a fly on the wall as Mr Fuller figures out how to spread his police force around, like one of those football coaches over in America.... hmmm Kings Cross oldtimers from the 1980s waiting for their retirement package .... better move them to Orange.... token Indigenous officers.... Gadigal country maybe? I know, i'll throw my coffee at this map of NSW and deploy the token indigenous officers where the spatter is most artistic... yep we sure have some geniuses in the NSW govt. that's how we can tell we're getting such a good deal with the Tram in the city.... I'll have to vlog that for you for next post.... just so you know....


Monday, November 19, 2018

What Saun Hannity might not be telling Trump about on their weekly phone calls

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/05/business/soybeans-farmers-trade-war.html?action=click&module=RelatedCoverage&pgtype=Article&region=Footer

Friday, November 16, 2018

Www.whitehouse.gov


Want to follow the news in Washington D.C.. Consider just checking out the Whitehouse.gov website. Rupert Murdoch's Fox was charging me $46 a month to show dopey commercials all the time advertising anglo Saxonpolitical pundits in Australia, when I was paying for Fox News. It's understood CNN is out to destabilize and somewhat pro China. We'll definitely miss the crime channels but it's all on the internet anyway.

Major issues lurking: China, trade war and real war and General issues in next ten years or so. Did we mention war. With China. War.

Fox affiliate radio hosts are not answering my calls so no point tuning in to them. And if you love northern European DNA so much then don't offer me my own radio show and see if I care.

Roosevelt Room
4:38 P.M. EST
THE PRESIDENT:  Hello, everybody.  Thank you very much for being here.  Appreciate it.  And thank you very much, everybody.  I’m grateful to be here today with members of the House and Senate who have poured their time — and they really have — their heart, and energy into the crucial issue of prison reform.
A very respected man — Chairman Chuck Grassley — and my friend.  Where’s Chuck?  Chuck?  Thank you, Chuck, very much.  You’ve worked hard on this.  And Bob Goodlatte.  I saw Bob here.  Thank you, Bob.  Great job.  Senators Lindsey Graham, Mike Lee, Tim Scott, Rand Paul, and Doug Collins — fantastic people who’ve worked so hard and we appreciate very much what you’ve done.  We really do.  Thank you all very much.
Working together with my administration over the last two years, these members have reached a bipartisan agreement.  Did I heard the word “bipartisan”?  Did I hear — did I hear that word?  (Laughter and applause.)  That’s a nice word.  Bipartisan agreement on prison reform legislation known as the FIRST STEP.  And that’s what it is; it’s the first step.  But it’s a very big first step.
Today, I’m thrilled to announce my support for this bipartisan bill that will make our communities safer and give former inmates a second chance at life after they have served their time.  So important.
And I have to tell you, I was called, when I announced and when we all announced together this news conference, by some of the toughest, strongest law enforcement people — including politicians, by the way — who are so in favor of it.  And I was actually surprised by some.  Like, as an example, Mike Lee — (laughter) — and Rand Paul, and others.  No, it’s got tremendous support at every level.  It’s really great.
And we’re all better off when former inmates can receive and reenter society as law-abiding, productive citizens.  And thanks to our booming economy, they now have a chance at more opportunities than they’ve ever had before.  It is true.  Our economy is so strong, that when people are getting out of jail, they’re actually able to find jobs.
And I have three instances of companies that hired people coming out of prison, and they are so thrilled by the performance of these people.  And now they’re doing it more and more and more.  And a lot of people are seeing this.  It’s great.
They wouldn’t have had the opportunity, frankly, except for the fact that the economy is so strong.  And our job market is the lowest and best it’s been in over 50 years, and seems to be getting even better.
Our pledge to hire American includes those leaving prison and looking for a very fresh start — new job, new life.  The legislation I’m supporting today contains many significant reforms, including the following:
First, it will provide new incentives for low-risk inmates to learn the skills they need to find employment, avoid old habits, and follow the law when they are released from prison.  These incentives will encourage them to participate in vocational training, educational coursework, and faith-based programs — and I want to thank Paula White, very much, because I know you very much wanted that — thank you, Paula — that reduce their chances of recidivism, and, in other words, reduce their chances of going back to prison substantially.
Second, this legislation will allow federal inmates to be placed closer to their home communities in order to help facilitate family visitation — so important — because we know that maintaining family and community ties is key to successful reentry into our society.
Third, the bill includes reasonable sentencing reforms while keeping dangerous and violent criminals off our streets.  In many respects, we’re getting very much tougher on the truly bad criminals — of which, unfortunately, there are many.  But we’re treating people differently for different crimes.  Some people got caught up in situations that were very bad.
I give an example of Mrs. Alice Johnson, who served 21 years.  And she had, I think, another 25 or so to go.  So she would have been in there for close to 50 years for something that other people go in and they get slapped on the wrist — which is also wrong, by the way.  Which is also wrong.  But I’ll never forget the scene of her coming out of prison after 21 years and greeting her family and everybody was crying.  Her sons, her grandsons — everybody was crying and hugging and holding each other.  It was a beautiful thing to see.  It was a very much tough situation.
Among other changes, it rolls back some of the provisions of the Clinton crime law that disproportionately harmed the African American community.  And you all saw that and you all know that; everybody in this room knows that.  It was very disproportionate and very unfair.
Throughout this process, my administration has worked closely with law enforcement.  Their backing has ensured that this legislation remains tough on crime — it’s got to remain very tough on crime — and supports the tremendous work of our police and the tremendous job that law enforcement does throughout our country, our communities.  They do an incredible job.  We have great respect for law enforcement.
We’re honored that seven of the major police organizations, including the Fraternal Order of Police and the International Association of Police Chiefs, have fully endorsed this bill.
We could not have gotten here without the support and feedback of law enforcement, and its leaders are here today — two of them — especially Chuck Canterbury of FOP and Chief Paul Cell of IACP.  Thank you very much.  (Applause.)  Thank you very much.  I appreciate that very much.  And these are two tough cookies.  (Laughter.)  They want what’s right.  They want what’s right.
And interesting — if you look at Texas, if you look at Georgia, if you look at Mississippi and Kentucky and some other states that are known as being very tough — these are big supporters of what we’re doing.  And some of it has been modeled after what they’ve done.  They’ve done a tremendous job.
My administration will always support the incredible men and women of law enforcement, and we will continue to pursue policies that help the heroes who keep us safe.  They are truly heroes.
We also thank the more than 2,000 leaders in the faith community who have signed a letter of support.  We have tremendous support within the faith community.  Unbelievable support.
Americans from across the political spectrum can unite around prison reform legislation that will reduce crime while giving our fellow citizens a chance at redemption.  So if something happens and they make a mistake, they get a second chance at life.
Today’s announcement shows that true bipartisanship is possible.  And maybe it’ll be thriving, if we’re going to get something done.  When Republicans and Democrats talk, debate, and seek common ground, we can achieve breakthroughs that move our country forward and deliver for our citizens.  And that’s what we’re doing today.  And I have great respect for the people standing alongside of me.
I urge lawmakers in both the House and Senate to work hard and to act quickly and send a final bill to my desk.  And I look very much forward to signing it.  This is a big breakthrough for a lot of people.  They’ve been talking about this for many, many years.
I want to thank Jared Kushner for working so hard on the bill.  Thank you, Jared.  (Applause.)  He worked very hard.  He really did.  He worked very hard.  He feels very deeply about it.
And it’s my honor to be involved and it’ll be an even greater honor to sign.
So good luck, Chuck and Mike and Rand and everybody — Lindsey, everybody back here.  Go out and see if you can get that done.  And if you can, I’m waiting.  I’ll be waiting with a pen.  And we will have done something — (laughter) — we will have done something that hasn’t been done in many, many years.  And it’s the right thing to do.  It’s the right thing to do.
Thank you all very much.  Thank you very much.  (Applause.)

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Farther adventures of my fantasy motorbike club




Peewee you call these French fries?????

Orange county hunter screamed at peewee without quotation marks.

At that moment Falling Down and All work and no play make Jack a dull boy, excitedly hurtle through the door:

'Check this out, Jack and I were bashing letterboxes for fun and out of a sense of misplaced anger with our respective axe and bat when we discovered yonder house on the corner is in fact a CIA safe house for an Afghan warlord named Abu Bubu.'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4tC4qfv92Q


'No way,' shouted Orange county hunter before snatching the letter from Falling Down guy.

'Dear Mr Abu Bubu,' read Orange county hunter. 'The united states govt. wants to thank you for your service to America. Even though you were a murderous Taliban who had sex with 15 year old boys and are directly responsible for numerous American deaths, still the service you have rendered America in the War on Terror has been so great we're including a bonus check with this letter plus some food stamps. We will instal your hot tub next Thursday. Signed Marjory Brush CIA Field Operative Baltimore office.'

'That's what's wrong with this country!' Yelled Falling Down angrily.

'Don't blame the country,' it's the dumb crackers they is running the govt. that's the problem,' interjected Big Kuntry in a surly but solid tone.

The guy that escaped from Alcatraz opined, 'why don't we move into Mr. Bubu's house and enjoy some of our tax dollars, I mean sure the State was paying $30,000 1975 dollars to keep me locked up but now that I've escaped prison it's like I'm saving the State money.'

Tea cozy came in with a pair of binoculars and mumbled something incoherent sounding that might have meant something to Big Kuntry seeing as they were both black and given to using topical expressions like candy paint and shizzy wizzac that non black people might not understand.

'Looks like he's got a fine looking wife in there,' farther opined Big Kuntry after perusing Abu Bubu's home through Tea Cozy's binoculars.

'Let me see,' said Orange county hunter grabbing the binoculars, 'I'm gonna claim her as a servant of my right hand through Jihad and get her to walk around our future clubhouse in a thong.'

'You're gonna do what? What the hell are you saying?' Asked Falling Down grabbing the binoculars.

'Peewee, do you know how to sing any Xmas carols?' Asked Orange county hunter.

'No I got raised a Mormom, we don't believe in Xmas carols just the Moronite hymns.' Said Peewee.

https://youtu.be/SKUH-YfXw5k


'Moron aiggghhhht?' Puzzled Tea Cozy head incredulously.

'Never mind,' said Orange County Hunter, 'just go ring his doorbell and start singing whatever Xmas carols you know, as a distraction, we'll be watching and we'll take care of business while you sing.'

Orange County Hunter always seemed sure of himself and what he was doing, it wouldn't pay to argue with him so PeeWee did as he was told, all the time trying to remember Moronite hymns from back in the day, but all he could remember was his girlfriend Winnie and his pig Vance.


https://youtu.be/u-GjfmfaXFc


Brrrrmmmmmm!!!!! cantankerously and boisterously thundered Abu Bubu's doorbell like a proud rooster heralding the last (or most recent) day on Earth. PeeWee waited fearfully as he heard what sounded like Mrs Bubu call out to him someone was at the door. Without a Xmas tree or a Santa Claus outfit or anything to suggest Xmas, neither even a vague memory of a simple Moronite hymn or a carol, Peewee was a bundle of nerves and began making nervous sounds.

Finally Mr Bubu answered the door and PeeWee squeezed his eyes shut and looked down at his feet as if he had stolen something and comically sang:

'Hymns Abu hymns Abu Bu hymns Abu Bubububu hymns Abu hymns Abubu hymns Abu Bububububu,' over and over again, expecting to be hit or yelled at or kicked.

Friday, November 9, 2018

This Benji can scream loud

https://youtu.be/wM1LqadfuYQ

OK so one hour ago... 10am... I've started screaming like a drill Sargent at the baby momma... Who else... Just can't handle listening to her bitching about my mom all the time... And general taking, disrespectful and incorrect attitude

What a hoot and a holler for the kids

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Xmas season

3 xmas parties including one where i can dress like Eminem... There's a wedding to go to... kid's birthday party, which I will happily avoid.... moving home (sharing it with the bank) in mid January to north of Hornsby area way up on northern extreme of Sydney, goodbye horrible western sydney ghetto... smell you later....

Plus have just booked a sweet all you can eat to gorge out 300 metres above town and rotating.... sit on it and rotate biaches.... that's only $120. Worth it.

Booking NameAlvarez, Benjamin
OutletSydney Tower Buffet
Date10/12/2018
Time11:30
Number of Adults2
Number of Children (3-12)2
Deposit Paid0.00
Reservation Details- Please note that Sydney Tower Buffet has a 1.5 hour dining time.
- Due to the layout of the restaurant, window tables are not guaranteed.





Julia Roberts new shows.... Afghan Marine shoots up country dance club north of LA

...

By coincidence one second we're watching critiques and short clips on Julia Roberts new 11 part mini series: Homecoming. A psychological thriller about returning soldiers from American wars 'transitioning' to life back in America with help from Julia, a counselor and psychiatrist type. Then the news of ex marine David Long comes in... See clip from Spanish National News channel above.

Conclusion... I know this sounds really twisted and I'm sorry to say this but if a disturbed Marine has to shoot up a dance club before suiciding, why do it to a country dance club. If you see the people dancing in this clip, you can see it's a charming Texan style of close dancing in couples. Dosy Doe-ing. It doesn't make sense why you'd shoot that up over a regular disco styled dance club. Sorry if my humanity isn't better than that and sorry to all the families of victims that's horrible. Obviously they wouldn't want their kids shot up anywhere. Actually you can't see it in this clip but the dancers were all dancing in couples Texan style... makes you wonder why the shooter never tried dancing with them before shooting them up. Maybe he felt despised and rejected by women. He actually had an honorable discharge from the military.

The Julia Roberts show Homecoming looks very cool. Definitely one to watch. They've shot like 11 half hour shows and are working on more. Definitely looks good.



Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Mid term, Benji predicts

Hey ppl...

So yesterday I was on my bus, driving it. From circular quay a couple of Washingtonians from near Vancouver, got on and we shot the breeze the short distance to castlereagh and Park street. Skirting Hyde park.

So look, Benji's just a guy from the slum district of Sydney with questionable Spaniard genes and a healthy dose of foreign language acquisition by way of education. I'm always down for a chat with any American as I like their style, regardless of politics.

Anyway, I predict republicans will keep the house with a one seat majority. And the Senate. Not sure about the governors. That's just a shot in the dark.  But what I'd bet comfortably on.

Don't forget the 2002 November elections. Republicans won big then.

Friday, November 2, 2018

Poopin on the can

It's been a long week at work and now it's time to evacuate stool and ride the britster home.

I thought I'd stay a little cooler in the stifling heat by using an open faces helmet in conjunction with sunglasses.

At around 60mph plus little pieces of rock and tar can fly into your face quickly and the sunglasses protect your eyes. ... but I never thought to bring a pair of clear goggles for the night ride home... so might injure my eyes by accident

Also avoided wearing gloves in the afternoon as way too hot. I did use my jacket not withstanding the heat due to the protection it provides


Edited two things together for my dance video I'm working on... like today.... it was my buddy Sergei plus some marines screaming.... like added together... can't believe his earthly coil is toast already. ... I definitely feel like he's alive and well but in the spirit world....


Slightly rainy this evening.  Really a hot day. Beach weather. Everyone is stripping off

The rain just got Harder plus there was a big burst of lightning and gone in 60 seconds is on plus Friday night is free bread night and I have cream cheese spread from the fridge...

Time to strategically pause. Gone in 60 seconds is a cool movie


Look at the burn on my shin.... it started leaking water today. Potato is very good for burns. It's like God designed them especially to cure burns. There's some acid or compound naturally occurring. Gonna rub some in at home.


This movie is so old there's no GPS. It's from the end of the 20th century. This movie has very good chase scenes. Cage just pulls off his almighty jump, something every six year old has imagined. I haven't come even 1% close to pulling anything like that off. One time I was at Sydney airport taxi pool and for a lark I wondered how quick I could take the kind of curvy 90 turn onto the main airport road. I did maybe 60kph but it was a very poorly maintained vehicle  (coz of communist Chinese people existing). So the tires were always flat and you would slide and drift doing a curve like that. Amazingly the federal police were watching the whole thing just by dumb luck and immediately pulled me over. I couldn't believe they complimented me on my driving skills and let me go.

The ending of this movie is completely wrong. For homework you can figure out a better ending.

Wow who knew Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero were so close and had so much in common?

https://youtu.be/j8hIhEw0PBU

Thursday, November 1, 2018

What if I could write a hit pop song for bubblegum label?

Insert harp music and wavey effect


Well you were 19 and brought me a box of flour
I said don't worry baby I'll make all the bread.
So you sat outside on the park bench with your friends the cookie crumbs and you got frozen by a bunch of dead presidents looking for a bank to rob

Hands up I've only got my crummy crumbs my girlfriend got the dough and this is all I've got

Take it and buy a new surfboard Ronald you dirty ho

Please don't shoot

Well you went to a restroom to empty your bladder after you lost your only friends the cookie crumbs and there was pee all over the toilet flap

A pervert was jerking off in there and messed up your shoes...

Do you remember the time you bought me a box of flour (x2)

Bridge. Chorus.


Well you realized pooty was flustered coz no one knew what a panny side was

(https://youtu.be/YU1mkIx-Zeg)

And the song electric avenue wasn't about a boogaloo

And your washing machine broke when you tried to wash your shoes

When you finally realized the pervert in the restroom was just trying to release tension well that's when (echo effect x2)

You walked into the kitchen just as I was pulling gingerbread men out of the oven and I thought you'd kiss me for the first time (auto tune)

But you started choking me

I damn near almost died when paw burst in with his shotgun

He said young people were crazy and we'd have to get married in the barn as soon as the minister could get here


I said I'd get my dress and jumped right on my motorbike.  The Appalachian mountains were waiting

I forgot about college and worked on a potato farm. I figured you'd end up dead or in jail but you became quarterback for your high school football team for five years in a row

You hurt your ankle and got hit so many times you somehow turned out normal and got a job at a bank

Do you remember when you brought me a box of flour (x2)


https://youtu.be/r-KwOPh_haQ  eddy Grant

https://youtu.be/37k45Z14AbQ   
op sit [sic]

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

BPUTHU burned me


The summer is coming on so wearing shorts.... discounting my bike, got burned just briefly touching it on my shin... that smarts

So two weeks after I mentioned they should be outdoor dining on Fox news they're outdoor dining. .. but it doesn't look real fancy like in that videoclip we mentioned

So the meet up never happened. .. everyone piked out.... I think Josh is ok with meeting up but it's unclear if the others can be gotten to meet up. Whatever

All I remember about the past two weeks were a number of severe temper tantrums... other stuff happened but that's what Facebook is for.... not going to mention screaming my brains out on Facebook. .. that's what blogger is for

They're asking college kids what they think about 'the caravan'.... what Benji thinks is it's a classic van Morrison song

https://youtu.be/8vUF6SHuuIw

Which I listened to a lot for a while when I was like 15 years old... even while playing basketball at school. I also recall travelling around America with full blooded Indians from Mexico  (abos)... it was funny presenting at the United airlines desk at NYC airport with a bunch of Indians that couldn't even speak English. ... only in America!

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Translating response from Russian government re my buddy Sergei's death.... notifying his family

Just got an email like overnight... it says in Cyrillic information requested is attached. There's a PDF file attached however unfortunately it does not lend itself well to copy pasting so I had to find a website that let's me type Cyrillic characters then copy paste them word by word to Google translate

So far from the heading I have translated: ПРАВИТЕЛЪСТВА which means government. And the word after that seems to be the adjective Russian. Later on it seems to be citing an ordnance  (law) with the date of the law. So possibly a privacy law I'd think saying they can't tell me anything but will have to translate that to czech  [sic]

Соообщаем... let us inform
Что... what
Bashe.... your
Обращение.... appeal

Let us inform you, regarding your appeal....

Поступившее .... incoming.... to the Russian federal government. ... I mean I know I can Just try calling the mayor of Ulan Ude near famous lake Backal.... this is the deepest lake in the world... it's actually spooky how deep it is. Why even bother dealing with the federal govt. except to let them know one of their citizens has died. This is all reminding me of the time I told an ex girlfriend the spanish word for beautiful and she translated it as morsa ... walrus.... Can you imagine going to morsa beach in LA instead of Hermosa Beach? God I was lost in those days. She had a hot rack though and a seriously hot body. I think that was my interest. Can you imagine some male walrus saying to a female walrus you've got a beautiful grill lady.....

Sorry to digress.... try not to think about Ally McBeal....


Рассмотрено.... reviewed by... Соответствии.... some pronouns.... so reviewed in accordance with.... drums are sounding ... a Balrog has been awakened. .... by that I mean someone in the world is watching that scene from a Peter Jackson movie.... but that's not really relevant to our story....

Reviewed in accordance with article 8.... that's not something you'd want your kid telling you is it? I want to be Gandalf when I grow up dad.... you know actually that girl with the hot rack really liked my father. My father was also actually looking like he was proud of me or happy for me to be dating her.... I actually got the two of them to write one of my university papers for me. It was easy for the girl as she was taking the exact same course as me and was very happy if I passed. My father was educated by very strict Jesuits so he often put strong emphasis on academic pursuits. Of the latter I was extremely fond as a youth and spread my pursuits out over the years probably much more so than the students like my girlfriend of the time who measured themselves by the system and valued the system and society in terms of wordly prestige and wordly recognition. My academic pursuits of russian writers, including Dostoyevsky, were only mostly ever based on pursuing spiritual truths. I found amongst the Russians Blavatsky in the top five of intelligent and useful writers of all time. I also valued Ouspensky and his guru Gurdjieff....

Закона.... of the law... in accordance with article 8 of the federal law...

So yeah my father had completed a law degree in spain combined with an economics degree at the prestigious ICADE university. One of his classmates ended up running Mercedes Benz. Like the big boss... in Spain. That school turns out a lot of CEOs. The fancy background is useless with the Brits as they only value law degrees from Commonwealth countries like south Africa. New Zealand.  Etc. The world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid. I even noticed that when I was living in Bulgaria and Spain... all the changes.

Article 8 of the federal law.... of May 2... 2006. At which time I was winding up a campaign of living in Asia for a grand total of approximately two non consecutive years including Tibet China south Korea Singapore Malaysia ... not really counting Australia although it is part of Asia.... and heading by month's end close to Hermosa Beach.

Getting back to the trail my father and ex girlfriend blazed as they pre empted a now long tradition of other people writing someone else's term paper in order to advance some student at university in Australia, without said student needing to do anything... nowadays it's a multi-million dollar industry amongst the communist Chinese at the universities in Australia.  Most recently in Tasmania judging by real estate prices.

Anyway less than a year since that one occasion my father and girlfriend of the time wrote my paper.... the news came out my sister Raquel had suicided. Remember the U.N. nuclear inspector guy in Iraq?... Richard Butler.... he was all in the news in America coz he was like representing all the western countries inspection interests or something. Well Raquel's last boyfriend  in a long line of seemingly normal and healthy 'blokes' as the British say.... was this Butler's brother.... well I clearly recall the atmosphere in my parents' home the first time I walked in after the fact. I'd largely been staying clear of them since around three years earlier.... giving them a mighty wide berth.... but some friendships were restoked a little there in 1998. We set some mighty fine examples for the stupid nouveau rich communist chinese incapable of learning English to come 10-15 years later. Anyway as I was saying ... the atmosphere after the Raquel incident was thick. My parents were clearly very deeply upset. I was also very deeply upset but functioning on a huge reservoir of marijuanain those months. My mom had her anti psychotic meds for decades prior and her anti depressants. ... and my father had his so called beliefs... such as there's nothing wrong with suicide. Regardless, it was clear on that first occasion after the fact, that my parents were deeply upset about it.

Wow the 8th unexploded bombski has just been found. .. addressed to Robert Deniro... I totally wouldn't have him on my fantasy bike club.... but I wouldn't bomb him either. If Woody Allen gets a package bomb I'm guessing China did it and I'd be annoyed coz Woody Allen is a douchebag.


So article 8... 59F3... of the federal law.... (of Russia)...

Порядке... order
Рассмотрения...  considerations
O.... about
обращений.... appeals
Граждан... citizens (of the Russian Federation)

Направлено... sent
... to MID of Russia or MBD of Russia


Well that's great. By the way... it did stipulate on the FSB (NO NOT flab Stupid auto correct) website I messaged that all messages sent to the site are addressed.... de facto to the minister of culture or someone  therein....

Now they're saying try a different ministry by the looks of it. Not sure which ministries they would be.

The MID ministry is Sergei Lavrov's section. .... foreign affairs.... MBD is the ministry of internal affairs ... like cops... etc... it seems the letter is recommending contacting those other two ministries

Советник.... advisor

Too tired to translate the sign off. 9th bombski found addressed to Joe Biden. Hopefully no-one will get hurt. Must sleep

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Be Best (Spider)


https://youtu.be/jKryf9BWDQg



So where are all the adventures my imaginary motorcycle gang are having?


Well first of all imagine they turn up to Hollywood to bash gay people at the "boy erased" premiere.... U can see Russell Crowe with black eyes and orange county hunter shaking a fist at him telling him his whole life has been a lie and he has a nerve playing a straight guy. Tea kettle cosy head from Fat Albert gets hungry so it's time to get fried chicken. Big Kuntry and the guy from escape from Alcatraz love fried chicken. Everyone loves fried chicken. The guy from Falling Down burns down a Peppa Pig movie billboard and the crew ride out of Hollywood south for San Diego an hour and the border. It's time to pick up the Caravan from Honduras.

"Yo I heard your country sux, y'all want to escape murderous evil druglords... is that right?" Orange County Hunter asks the Caravan.

They nod in unison.

"Well we got eight bikes here so that's room for eight meth lab cooks. Put your hands up if you can learn how to cook meth and love America." Said the guy from the Shining.


https://youtu.be/k3ChrdJoBCk

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Union Jack off


Glossing over the similarities of crocodiles and the Venom character from the last post... and Hamburg ers....

Let's talk Brexit

His Benjiness is of the opinion that the position of Hungary towards taking refugees during the end of Obama's last years in office is very telling.  Hungary ignored the EU demands... German or otherwise and stubbornly refused to take refugees. Britain's main interests in Brexiting is resting primarily on controlling her own immigration destiny, which is understandable.  It may be the case that just as the British never encouraged, perhaps, pedagogically, an accurate admission of certain British exploits less glamorous than others such as slavery towards well into the twentieth century, including of their own race.... (and there's always going to be slavery). Being thoroughly anti-American post 1776 in various pro-Canadian wars against the Americans. The holocaust of Catholic Irish under Cromwell's British Republican years. No doubt the interested British masses taking their A levels in history are more aware of the various wars with France over the centuries culminating in the shuddering throb of Waterloo, as it were.

Just as the Brits fail to recognize themselves in all these Henry the V rushings against the various breaches of history interspersing themselves amongst those that the giant can smell grumbling fee fie fo fumb

https://youtu.be/VOOZDO5KDv4

Not least of all during world war 1 when their generals so hopelessly led them to various slaughters rushing German trenches prior to the advent of the tank....

Skipping over the various British exploits in Africa and India.... the good and the bad.... we find Britain today annoyed with Brexit and lacking in any sound advice except possibly Benji's

In short.... Brexiting for Britain only requires immigration control and keeping her own currency. Something Germany is happy for half or more of Eastern Europe to do. Centuries of French resentment means the French will happily want to make Britain suffer and the biggest loss for Britain, the financial services industry, will be swallowed up by Germany and Luxembourg no doubt. Holland should get in on that too. Germany is such a bully. We all remember her bullying Greece in 2012 before the biblical and inevitable wave of immigrants arrived making the Greece debt a non story. Germany loves to bully but with Merkel possibly gone soon, European leaders of France and Germany should rethink their politics of ressentiment against the British. Although for France this is practically impossible. Britain should curry some favor with Spain. Spain is a major cornerstone of the EU and the Spaniards are somewhat equitable in their viewpoint of foreigners. The Spaniards deeply believe in the EU and socialism. In fact, getting a line of credit for Spaniards in Spain is practically an impossibility, which is thoroughly terrible, but still the reality.


Terribleness is in fact so big in the EU that people in France and Germany may not realize that accommodating Britain's needs and desires may be in their own interests, strategically over the centuries.  And that countries like Switzerland, Norway and England will never be wholly in or out of the EU per se. Furthermore, the EU is providing distinct countries with many opportunities to develop their own personal little enfant terrible or general terribleness. Spain is loving her lack of credit lines and cheap real estate and poverty. France is loving her socialism. Germany is loving her wealth and power. And England is split down the middle but tipping towards border control and free currency. There's no reason, if Britain cannot develop good relations with Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece. Everyone that isn't Germany or France, that she cannot control her own border like Hungary and keep her own currency like Bulgaria. Just avoid getting sucked into trouble through ill will from bad leaders. Can't see why Britain can't drag their feet a little and avoid punishing sanctions from the EU while they dither about Brexiting. Certainly they're going to lose their financial services sector to a big extant.  Let's see what storms a million Muslim migrants to Germany produces for her over the next ten years. I'd refocus on border control and currency control if I were running Westminster. And not worry about quibbling about contracts and terminology with the EU technocrats. In fact, demand border control and a free economy and offer the British navy to save Italy from illegal immigration in exchange. Talk to Italy directly.

The annoying thing about Europe is how important they all think their own history was. They never had a cultural revolution like China and no real National Unity like the USA. They're all drowning in their own history. As a Spaniard I'd go so far to say as they all suck with the exception of Spain due to being retarded.

1 in 7 Brits are migrants. In London, 1 in 3. Indians, Poles, Pakis.

https://youtu.be/aZvQPKULDAo

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Movie review: Venom (2018)


This movie is awesome.  Even if you don't go for marvel movies like Benji (doesn't).... this movie is still awesome

!que fuerte!

Dos wopper neutrality

https://youtu.be/ltzy5vRmN8Q

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Wopper


That's what I used to say in the Mike at burger king in plaza de españa in Madrid coming by Paseo de Extremadura during my university days there. The girl at the counter would let me say it. It was so cheap only 200 pesetas for one standard whopper in 1996. Two for breakfast around midday. Yum.

Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down unreservedly has a place in my fantasy motorbike gang in my imagination.

https://youtu.be/-eREiQhBDIk

Breakfast included. Just ask PeeWee.

Meanwhile in the real world I've found a riding gang I can join. MOB western Sydney Aborigines.  Just Facebook it.

Whopper in Spanish sounds funny. You try it.

Man it was dangerous riding tonight. Soaked through. So rainy. Slippery. Hard to see. This is definitely Michael Douglas' best role ever....

https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk

When is Trump going to start building roads and bridges? When is the wall going to be built? Is he telling whoppers?

https://youtu.be/9OhIdDNtSv0

Monday, October 15, 2018

Sergei update

Yo so just talked to senior constable Harrison at Brisbane Police. They seem pretty laid back there. I wouldn't mind being a Brisbane cop. Maybe I should apply. Then I called the Russian consulate point person in Brisbane but she was not at all helpful. Although she could speak English.

Apparently the boss of the FSB (the Federal Police in Russia) is Alexander Bortkinov... I wouldn't expect him to get involved in this case due to being so high up but I am hoping someone under him will get back to me. I found their website very user friendly and practical.  They do stipulate to address them in Russian with Cyrillic so I did that. Some possible mistranslation. The website seems intuitive as it notified me someone in the ministry of Culture would get my message:

http://government.ru/en/department/113/


Hey. Sorry, I do not know the Russian language. My friend from Russia. Sergey Cherkov. He died in Brisbane, Australia, October 8, 2018. His death is not considered suspicious. His father and sister in Russia should be notified. I think that his father lives in Ulan-Ude in Siberia. You can contact the police in Brisbane indicating QP1801870751 rooms. They would be happy to receive your contact information to his father, Mr. Cherkova in Ulan-Ude. You can also send me an email at Benjamin.Alvarez81@gmail.com.




You know. I have only really known three full blooded ethnic Russians. Although my kids are all a quarter Russian.  The first one was a girlfriend in Hollywood California, Helen. We dated for around six weeks before she went home to St Petersburg. I'd just spent a big part of the summer in the desert in Arizona (2006). Sergei, my Aries buddy that just died. We mostly contacted electronically from long distances but he was definitely friendly. He hosted my wife and I in Brisbane in like 2012 or earlier and we hosted him in western sydney earlier this year. And my mother in law Vladimirovna. A lot of people don't like their mother in law. Doesn't mean they're racist.

So remember I mentioned my old schoolboy days buddy Josh, around when Sergei died? Well I haven't seen him in over twenty years but we're going to catch up this Saturday!  Can you believe that? He once flew me over the house I'm in now in a Cessna around 1994/95 or earlier. Hopefully another one of our buddies will be joining us. This other guy was like my first out of home buddy.... I used to walk like a mile to get to his house when I was like five years old to hang out with him. Haven't seen him since like 1998 and most likely neither has Josh. 

Check out this music video. That's cool. Having a fancy meal outside Tiffany's in Manhattan.  They should do that on Fox news ... get butlers and decanters and stuff and eat outside. Makes me want to know the Russian word for plate and dish/meal.

https://youtu.be/1ClCpfeIELw



Planet Benji

What's up? Can't believe my Russian buddy Sergei has kicked the bucket! He was only like 50 years old... And a vegan. You know the Russian bear character on Family Guy? That's how likeable Sergei was. Here in Australia he was picking berries outdoors a lot in rural places. Also doing a lot of hare Krishna type stuff. Also in Honolulu. Despite having excellent memories of socialism in Russia prior to the Afghan war, he never trusted banks so I think he said he was always carrying around like a hundred thousand dollars in cash somewheres. I told him to make a Will last time I saw him. He was staying with me and my family a week on the way to Tasmania. Maybe I should call the police in Queensland. Am sure his father and sister in Russia would like to inherit his money. Apparently he had a heart attack. Surprising news.

He might have liked this new movie
....

https://youtu.be/3SPm3_ckiHI

Monday, October 8, 2018

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Saturday night


Some NASA documentary on about the astronaut Kelly that spent a year in orbit. Meaning he never walked for a year. If you don't walk for a year your muscles will atrophy. Interesting Ben facts. Around age 17 I spent 4-6 weeks of summer holiday wearing the exact same underwear EVERYDAY AND NIGHT. Granted I went swimming everyday in that underwear. But there was ZERO soap involved and a lot of chlorine. It was like a science experiment. After bragging about it to one of my buddies of the day. He was a very big guy, half Samoan half Caucasian. He tried using force to remove said underwear from my backpack,  still unwashed after six weeks, a trophy to the triumph of Will to Power. Josh wanted to seize them by force and show them off to Rebecca and Ann, two of our clique of the day present (they both seemed mildly curious about what state said underwear might be in). But it was an unreasonable search and seizure as the Americans would say. This Josh has family in LA by the way... Plenty of Samoans there. Some adrenal super strength came forward and I pinned Josh down, uncharacteristically, on this occasion. It was a fine achievement if you consider the state of the underwear too.

Anyway. Muscles atrophying after not walking for a year. That's going to be more pronounced in zero gravity... For sure. Still being a hermit shut in for a year, avoiding walking as much as possible... While having a depressive effect due to lack of exercise amongst other things... Might actually be good preparation for space. Maybe that's how the Russians do it.

Friday, October 5, 2018

Amy Shumer's angry birds badge. Kavanaugh nomination

Hey guys....

Amy Schumer, comedian from Hollywood movies, arrested at the U.S. Capitol. Big question?  Who is she wearing?  Is it an angry bird badge or a pacman ghost?? Did she get her jumper from an unemployed fat Italian man? Possibly named Luigi.


Kavanaugh nomination?  Are all the allegations made in the congressional hearing essentially horseplay?  Why are the Mariland cum California accusers parents getting a pass for letting her go to a drunken party with 17 year old boys? Why did her school and educators permit this? Why aren't they being harassed by law enforcement for bad parenting . Why does a minor (17 year old) need to be blamed for this? This is sending a message that adults responsible for minors should actually encourage them to drink, party and engage in horseplay.

These are the laws at play. And the relevant facts. People aren't guilty just because you don't like them.

Looking to call in to popular American radio hosts after the big nomination this weekend .... post orgy as it were... from Sydney?  These are the numbers and times to call: (all times Sydney times. .. May be following day from America. ..i.e.... Mon to friday equals Tuesday to Saturday

GLENN BECK: 001118887272325  M-F 11pm-2am Sydney time

001118773813811 Mark Levin  8am-11am Sydney time

001118009417326 Sean Hannity 5am-8am Sydney time

Rush Limbaugh 2am and 5am Eastern Time at: 001118002822882

001118554052872
   .10pm.1am Sydney time LAURA


Friday, September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh circus

Told you MONTHS ago to nominate that Sheila born around December ... the brunette. Wouldn't have this idiot kavanaugh circus if Benji was prez. Tolled [sic] you!

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Latest dump for my dance video

Btw the night school movie looks very impressive. It's international release is later this week.


I'll use this as part of a four stage bridge leading in to my big dance scene.


Sunday, September 23, 2018

Saturday, September 22, 2018

anna coyman on fox news



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Yq5m9eLIQ  (peter Frampton)


hey people.... so tonight for dinner had a neighbour over... he's a bit of a mystery man... his name is Tom.... his daughter Charlotte was in my daughter Scarlet's daycare.... just down the road.... I can ride Scarlet there on the trailer of my pushbike in 7 or 8 minutes.... Tom lives even closer to it and could walk there in under 5.....

this Tom is fluent in Chinese, I take it... having spent 3 years there and having studied at university in Sydney before that..... he's ethnically European or what they call Caucasian (which are actually mountains in Russia - the Caucasus).... anyway it was fun spending some time just talking to another dude -- I showed him my bike --- and gushed about the thrill of riding it --- and so forth


so Coyman is on fox news visiting from Sydney -- she seems to be happy in Australia -- I was researching the high school earlier today where I've been picking up the high school girls in Beecroft on Pennant Hills Rd, Mount Saint Benedict's, the past three months (next week is the last week with them)..... 58% of the school scores over 80% in their end of high school ranking --- same as me! I scored 81.25%........ ALSO their parents shell out around 10k American per year for their education.... which is money well spent in my opinion, based on how they behave themselves around me on my bus.....

so lately have just been tuning out of the fox news cnn kavanaugh Rosenstein business.... the Kavanaugh story isn't more or less interesting than the Clarence guy, the black guy judge that was accused by Anita Hill........... it's all whatever for Benji since not getting paid to yack about it on tv........... but the residual talk of impeaching Trump and article 25 or amendment 25 of the Constitution.... this just interests Benji in an armchair pundit way

this is straight up plate-licking.... this is like Koreans just finishing every single morsel on their plate then licking it coz it's their culture not to waste food, or there's actually a shortage....... CNN have been going on about this forever.......... there's not even talk about the Hurricane Maria in Puerto rico or the one recently in north Carolina.......... very boring

here in Australia we have this new leader Morrison.... oh my God.... talk about weekend at Bernie's..........  that's what the media in America is trying to make of Trump but the guy is solid..... he's like a refrigerator in football, a 300 pound linebacker, no-one will knock him over...... but Morrison, oh my God, how can he win his next election, he has his work cut out for him, you have never seen the other guy, Shorten, ever look that confident.... it's as if he actually is certain he's going to win the next election............. this is probably a good time to watch Weekend at Bernie's.... I definitely can relate to the guys holding Bernie/Morrison up just knowing Morrison exists..... seriously.... just invite him to America or something will you Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvITkVaOpUs   (weekend at Bernie's)

man did you see Theresa May in Saltzburg... I felt sorry for her.... Trump should invite her to the White House too.... her situation is difficult



man weekend at Bernie's is a really good movie, actually saw this at the cinema the year it came out... really good movie: look at Bernie here, that's great acting from the guy playing Bernie, Morrison could learn a lot watching that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0jSE4K2jH8


this movie is really something else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5aNkzn_8Bc

Bernie goes water skiing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzzrFFivBKk

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

She took all the love that a poor boy could give her and left me to die like a fox on the run

https://youtu.be/w3VBDOKbuug


Not like a raccoon
https://youtu.be/Y1ri2oUGBZg



Just sayin'


With my fantasy bike gang... you're thinking the Hulk. No. And also no to all Marvel characters. How about BA Baracus or Hannibal or both from the A team. That's more plausible but they might not be a good fit. BA is cool though. He'd be better than Hannibal.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

My dream team motorbike gang

OK so we have orange county hunter.
. . big kuntry the rapper

. the black muffly voiced guy from south park fat Albert..
 The one with the tea cozy on his face... Clint Eastwood fresh out of Alcatraz
 Of course my next draft is jack Nicholson in the Shining. It's a no brainer....



Duh!

https://youtu.be/jmYPRGSOOGo

There's no affirmative action do goofing [sic] on this team. If you're in it it's because you're super elite. Even if you're just a cartoon. Don't forget we got peewee Herman in the canteen fixing snacks plus his alien bff from his last movie doing comms.

But what if communist China's govt is trying to infiltrate the gang?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/big-brother-chinas-chilling-dictatorship-moves-to-introduce-scorecards-to-control-everyone/news-story/6c821cbf15378ab0d3eeb3ec3dc98abf

In a frenzy to stay alive and in control? Do we really need 20 cent knick knacks that break after ten days? Or should we just cut off ties with China?

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Movies at cinema.... funeral today

So Venom and the Nun... two scary movies out these days. Wouldn't want to watch them.  The Nun looks like it would be scary and disturbing.  And Venom looks ugly and bad mannered and creepy.


Funeral today. Neridah that did our kid Zara's baptism some months ago passed through transition recently aged 82. She was in great health all the way to the end so definitely being active with AMORC teachings was helpful to her. My mom came along and that was the best part of the day seeing her socializing and getting along fine. We both ended up talking with two of Neridah's cousins. Separately and only one each. Actually the one cousin my mom was talking with seemed interested in her. The other one gave a eulogy and it was interesting hearing about Neridah's life.

I definitely have to try harder to be kinder to my mom and less mean. I definitely feel like  I am her personal trainer and drill sargent.

The eulogy by the AMORC guy was so boring. God. His name's Paul. God knows it's nothing personal but he yeah, boring.  Neridah had quite a few admirers. Two young neighbors of hers were there looking very distraught.  Apparently the young lady's mom had become very tight with Neridah since moving nearby to her around a dozen years ago. Neridah's niece that gave the eulogy really looked upset. Most AMORC people there were like, Hohum good innings time to enjoy the afterlife. Couldn't understand why her niece was upset but maybeshe'd miss her. Might mention her eulogy tomorrow.  Neridah told me recently her daughter in law never liked her and blocked her from her son and grandkids but she genuinely never seem fazed by it. Her sons and grandkids were there though. God knows why they had to hear Paul rattling on. My brother's memorial was better like that maybe although the priest was actually worse as many Christians are blundering with truths they don't understand. People are shallow that's for sure. This Neridah, I've seen a lot worse than that though... she wasn't half bad as a Soul I'd say.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Tortilla de patatas

Hey we've probably covered this topic but anyway let's revisit it. It's unquestionably the one signature dish that is most common to all of Spain's various regions. Even if they fought each other for three years during the civil war verging into world war 2. Or they still habitually hate each other now such as the Madrid people and the Barcelona people. Strange to say, apart from historical and linguistic ties. They also share tortilla de patata.



Making one now (cough cough F*ck Canada! Random screams... Drag the kid with tourette's away). You can see, pelo patatas y luego las corto en pedazitos). Also onion and garlic. Lo friyo todo... not even sure if that's how you spell I fry. Next batter some eggs. Batir
.. Batter. Good old romans.

Add sal (a salt). Drain oil and add egg batter. Use torrillera for frying both sides otherwise flip over with a plate (un plato). Serve cold. Available in most bars in Spain. Potato fritata. Potatoe fritata if your name is Quayle.



Vocabulary:

Sal... Salt/ leave!

Tortillera... Specialized tortilla frypan/                         lesbian

Pelo... I peel/ hair

Canadian... Canadiense

Cabrón... Big goat / dude-jerk-ass-asswipe-dick-fool-sucker

Guante grande... Big glove


People in Spain be adding peas. Or mushrooms or chili peppers whatever floats your boat. Most commonly just potato onion and garlic.



https://youtu.be/NOFUqRsruJU

Let's consider some tortilla related questions....

Q... I'm black from Somalia . I live in Minnesota and love bluegrass music but if my African American brothers find this out they might beat me, can I have mayonnaise on my tortilla? Sincerely, Sword of Allah.

A... Sí and that's with an accent on the i in sí so that's not if. Consider a homemade mayonnaise superior to the supermarket stuff. Will forward you the recipe Sword of Allah. Cheers.