Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Translating response from Russian government re my buddy Sergei's death.... notifying his family

Just got an email like overnight... it says in Cyrillic information requested is attached. There's a PDF file attached however unfortunately it does not lend itself well to copy pasting so I had to find a website that let's me type Cyrillic characters then copy paste them word by word to Google translate

So far from the heading I have translated: ПРАВИТЕЛЪСТВА which means government. And the word after that seems to be the adjective Russian. Later on it seems to be citing an ordnance  (law) with the date of the law. So possibly a privacy law I'd think saying they can't tell me anything but will have to translate that to czech  [sic]

Соообщаем... let us inform
Что... what
Bashe.... your
Обращение.... appeal

Let us inform you, regarding your appeal....

Поступившее .... incoming.... to the Russian federal government. ... I mean I know I can Just try calling the mayor of Ulan Ude near famous lake Backal.... this is the deepest lake in the world... it's actually spooky how deep it is. Why even bother dealing with the federal govt. except to let them know one of their citizens has died. This is all reminding me of the time I told an ex girlfriend the spanish word for beautiful and she translated it as morsa ... walrus.... Can you imagine going to morsa beach in LA instead of Hermosa Beach? God I was lost in those days. She had a hot rack though and a seriously hot body. I think that was my interest. Can you imagine some male walrus saying to a female walrus you've got a beautiful grill lady.....

Sorry to digress.... try not to think about Ally McBeal....


Рассмотрено.... reviewed by... Соответствии.... some pronouns.... so reviewed in accordance with.... drums are sounding ... a Balrog has been awakened. .... by that I mean someone in the world is watching that scene from a Peter Jackson movie.... but that's not really relevant to our story....

Reviewed in accordance with article 8.... that's not something you'd want your kid telling you is it? I want to be Gandalf when I grow up dad.... you know actually that girl with the hot rack really liked my father. My father was also actually looking like he was proud of me or happy for me to be dating her.... I actually got the two of them to write one of my university papers for me. It was easy for the girl as she was taking the exact same course as me and was very happy if I passed. My father was educated by very strict Jesuits so he often put strong emphasis on academic pursuits. Of the latter I was extremely fond as a youth and spread my pursuits out over the years probably much more so than the students like my girlfriend of the time who measured themselves by the system and valued the system and society in terms of wordly prestige and wordly recognition. My academic pursuits of russian writers, including Dostoyevsky, were only mostly ever based on pursuing spiritual truths. I found amongst the Russians Blavatsky in the top five of intelligent and useful writers of all time. I also valued Ouspensky and his guru Gurdjieff....

Закона.... of the law... in accordance with article 8 of the federal law...

So yeah my father had completed a law degree in spain combined with an economics degree at the prestigious ICADE university. One of his classmates ended up running Mercedes Benz. Like the big boss... in Spain. That school turns out a lot of CEOs. The fancy background is useless with the Brits as they only value law degrees from Commonwealth countries like south Africa. New Zealand.  Etc. The world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid. I even noticed that when I was living in Bulgaria and Spain... all the changes.

Article 8 of the federal law.... of May 2... 2006. At which time I was winding up a campaign of living in Asia for a grand total of approximately two non consecutive years including Tibet China south Korea Singapore Malaysia ... not really counting Australia although it is part of Asia.... and heading by month's end close to Hermosa Beach.

Getting back to the trail my father and ex girlfriend blazed as they pre empted a now long tradition of other people writing someone else's term paper in order to advance some student at university in Australia, without said student needing to do anything... nowadays it's a multi-million dollar industry amongst the communist Chinese at the universities in Australia.  Most recently in Tasmania judging by real estate prices.

Anyway less than a year since that one occasion my father and girlfriend of the time wrote my paper.... the news came out my sister Raquel had suicided. Remember the U.N. nuclear inspector guy in Iraq?... Richard Butler.... he was all in the news in America coz he was like representing all the western countries inspection interests or something. Well Raquel's last boyfriend  in a long line of seemingly normal and healthy 'blokes' as the British say.... was this Butler's brother.... well I clearly recall the atmosphere in my parents' home the first time I walked in after the fact. I'd largely been staying clear of them since around three years earlier.... giving them a mighty wide berth.... but some friendships were restoked a little there in 1998. We set some mighty fine examples for the stupid nouveau rich communist chinese incapable of learning English to come 10-15 years later. Anyway as I was saying ... the atmosphere after the Raquel incident was thick. My parents were clearly very deeply upset. I was also very deeply upset but functioning on a huge reservoir of marijuanain those months. My mom had her anti psychotic meds for decades prior and her anti depressants. ... and my father had his so called beliefs... such as there's nothing wrong with suicide. Regardless, it was clear on that first occasion after the fact, that my parents were deeply upset about it.

Wow the 8th unexploded bombski has just been found. .. addressed to Robert Deniro... I totally wouldn't have him on my fantasy bike club.... but I wouldn't bomb him either. If Woody Allen gets a package bomb I'm guessing China did it and I'd be annoyed coz Woody Allen is a douchebag.


So article 8... 59F3... of the federal law.... (of Russia)...

Порядке... order
Рассмотрения...  considerations
O.... about
обращений.... appeals
Граждан... citizens (of the Russian Federation)

Направлено... sent
... to MID of Russia or MBD of Russia


Well that's great. By the way... it did stipulate on the FSB (NO NOT flab Stupid auto correct) website I messaged that all messages sent to the site are addressed.... de facto to the minister of culture or someone  therein....

Now they're saying try a different ministry by the looks of it. Not sure which ministries they would be.

The MID ministry is Sergei Lavrov's section. .... foreign affairs.... MBD is the ministry of internal affairs ... like cops... etc... it seems the letter is recommending contacting those other two ministries

Советник.... advisor

Too tired to translate the sign off. 9th bombski found addressed to Joe Biden. Hopefully no-one will get hurt. Must sleep

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