Substituting TV shows with Hengaillaan

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Ok the results are back on the pop quiz last week: should hoes pay tax? Answer: yes.

Moving on, you'll recall a key principle to time management was substituting two hour long tv shows and fantasy movies and fantasy bubble thinking with three to fifteen minutes (no one has been known to listen to Hengaillaan more than five times in a row).... of Hengaillaan.... like swallowing a bitter tasting pill for the result of a cure and gargling  vodka to remove the unfeasible taste.... everyone does that, right?

But let's look at the following case study:

Alonso from Uruguay has thrown his hands into the air, as if under siege in dismay at the formulaic and predictable plodding of tv cop shows. They take up ten precious hours of his week but the intense background music keeps him hooked but the plots and devices ultimately leave him unsatisfied.  Likewise listening to Hengaillaan as a substitute will not suffice him. What should he do to ween himself from his telli (vision)?

answer:
He should search on YouTube for a video of fish swimming around a tank... preferably one that looks like a tv set

E.g.,
https://youtu.be/X0vK_57vQ7s

This tank vision includes background music but it'd be more advisable for Alonso to sing himself a lullaby while watching.... for example

Hoo wa hoo wa hoo wa hoo
Waba boobooboobooboo
Poopoopoopoopoopoopoo
Wabadudu

This can easily free up nine hours of Alonso's time leaving him able to adopt cacti as a hobby and indulge in the preparation of toasted sandwiches.  Reading, drawing, piano playing, etc.