All happening in Australia. ..

Our federal main leader Scott Morrison went water skiing

https://youtu.be/jzzrFFivBKk

And after years of begging from the police union, our state governor Gladys has caved in and said ok to half a billion dollars for more police officers. I imagine it was all very innocent.... a cleaner from Macedonia inserted a note in Gladys' Showboat magazines, 'we know you only look at the magazines for the male models Gladys'..... afterwards Gladys would have become paranoid and acquiesced to the Police Union requests. That's my guess.

Obviously Australia's journalists are struggling with great ideological questions like: is a dean a good age? And they're scared of going to jail for writing about Manus Island. Soon they'll be scared of going to a Chinese themed jail for writing about Manus island no doubt.

http://www.espn.com.au/nrl/story/_/id/25282075/nrl-star-jarryd-hayne-police-investigation-sexual-assault

Also they're busy with Jarryd. You know, one time a guy at auburn Anglican church here in Sydney came up to me gushing about Jarryd like he was a god. But actually insisting he was a Christian. I even thought, afterwards, it might be a good idea to invite Mr. Haynes to our church just so the nutjob fan could see he was just human... but anyway I wasn't his manager to requisition him.... the fan was an unbalanced nutjob plain to see and we never talked again with any friendliness until months later after he did some serious damage to his leg
 Like in a crutch. Even now it's unlikely we can talk about anything because I questioned whether Jarryd could walk on water in the first place, metaphorically speaking.

Anyway back to the extra police. So the Gladys is saying the police chief, Mr Fuller, will figure out where the extra 1500 hundred police officers will go, within NSW State. This Mr Fuller, I think was an actual policeman for a long time and probably could tell you a lot of interesting stories like on a tv show, if he could speak freely like in 1600 years time or so. I mean, the NSW police were certainly a very colorful lot in the 1980s, definitely in the city's Kings Cross area and God knows where else. As recently as only this very decade we're in, the most senior drug detective cop was jailed for colluding with the top level drug syndicate leaders. So of course, when Gladys and Mr Fuller says they want to focus on saving the kiddies and the elderly we'll have to pause now for a music break, thus:

https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo

But I can't help imagining being a fly on the wall as Mr Fuller figures out how to spread his police force around, like one of those football coaches over in America.... hmmm Kings Cross oldtimers from the 1980s waiting for their retirement package .... better move them to Orange.... token Indigenous officers.... Gadigal country maybe? I know, i'll throw my coffee at this map of NSW and deploy the token indigenous officers where the spatter is most artistic... yep we sure have some geniuses in the NSW govt. that's how we can tell we're getting such a good deal with the Tram in the city.... I'll have to vlog that for you for next post.... just so you know....