Peewee you call these French fries?????
Orange county hunter screamed at peewee without quotation marks.
At that moment Falling Down and All work and no play make Jack a dull boy, excitedly hurtle through the door:
'Check this out, Jack and I were bashing letterboxes for fun and out of a sense of misplaced anger with our respective axe and bat when we discovered yonder house on the corner is in fact a CIA safe house for an Afghan warlord named Abu Bubu.'
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'No way,' shouted Orange county hunter before snatching the letter from Falling Down guy.
'Dear Mr Abu Bubu,' read Orange county hunter. 'The united states govt. wants to thank you for your service to America. Even though you were a murderous Taliban who had sex with 15 year old boys and are directly responsible for numerous American deaths, still the service you have rendered America in the War on Terror has been so great we're including a bonus check with this letter plus some food stamps. We will instal your hot tub next Thursday. Signed Marjory Brush CIA Field Operative Baltimore office.'
'That's what's wrong with this country!' Yelled Falling Down angrily.
'Don't blame the country,' it's the dumb crackers they is running the govt. that's the problem,' interjected Big Kuntry in a surly but solid tone.
The guy that escaped from Alcatraz opined, 'why don't we move into Mr. Bubu's house and enjoy some of our tax dollars, I mean sure the State was paying $30,000 1975 dollars to keep me locked up but now that I've escaped prison it's like I'm saving the State money.'
Tea cozy came in with a pair of binoculars and mumbled something incoherent sounding that might have meant something to Big Kuntry seeing as they were both black and given to using topical expressions like candy paint and shizzy wizzac that non black people might not understand.
'Looks like he's got a fine looking wife in there,' farther opined Big Kuntry after perusing Abu Bubu's home through Tea Cozy's binoculars.
'Let me see,' said Orange county hunter grabbing the binoculars, 'I'm gonna claim her as a servant of my right hand through Jihad and get her to walk around our future clubhouse in a thong.'
'You're gonna do what? What the hell are you saying?' Asked Falling Down grabbing the binoculars.
'Peewee, do you know how to sing any Xmas carols?' Asked Orange county hunter.
'No I got raised a Mormom, we don't believe in Xmas carols just the Moronite hymns.' Said Peewee.
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'Moron aiggghhhht?' Puzzled Tea Cozy head incredulously.
'Never mind,' said Orange County Hunter, 'just go ring his doorbell and start singing whatever Xmas carols you know, as a distraction, we'll be watching and we'll take care of business while you sing.'
Orange County Hunter always seemed sure of himself and what he was doing, it wouldn't pay to argue with him so PeeWee did as he was told, all the time trying to remember Moronite hymns from back in the day, but all he could remember was his girlfriend Winnie and his pig Vance.
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Brrrrmmmmmm!!!!! cantankerously and boisterously thundered Abu Bubu's doorbell like a proud rooster heralding the last (or most recent) day on Earth. PeeWee waited fearfully as he heard what sounded like Mrs Bubu call out to him someone was at the door. Without a Xmas tree or a Santa Claus outfit or anything to suggest Xmas, neither even a vague memory of a simple Moronite hymn or a carol, Peewee was a bundle of nerves and began making nervous sounds.
Finally Mr Bubu answered the door and PeeWee squeezed his eyes shut and looked down at his feet as if he had stolen something and comically sang:
'Hymns Abu hymns Abu Bu hymns Abu Bubububu hymns Abu hymns Abubu hymns Abu Bububububu,' over and over again, expecting to be hit or yelled at or kicked.
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