Insert harp music and wavey effect
Well you were 19 and brought me a box of flour
I said don't worry baby I'll make all the bread.
So you sat outside on the park bench with your friends the cookie crumbs and you got frozen by a bunch of dead presidents looking for a bank to rob
Hands up I've only got my crummy crumbs my girlfriend got the dough and this is all I've got
Take it and buy a new surfboard Ronald you dirty ho
Please don't shoot
Well you went to a restroom to empty your bladder after you lost your only friends the cookie crumbs and there was pee all over the toilet flap
A pervert was jerking off in there and messed up your shoes...
Do you remember the time you bought me a box of flour (x2)
Bridge. Chorus.
Well you realized pooty was flustered coz no one knew what a panny side was
(https://youtu.be/YU1mkIx-Zeg)
And the song electric avenue wasn't about a boogaloo
And your washing machine broke when you tried to wash your shoes
When you finally realized the pervert in the restroom was just trying to release tension well that's when (echo effect x2)
You walked into the kitchen just as I was pulling gingerbread men out of the oven and I thought you'd kiss me for the first time (auto tune)
But you started choking me
I damn near almost died when paw burst in with his shotgun
He said young people were crazy and we'd have to get married in the barn as soon as the minister could get here
I said I'd get my dress and jumped right on my motorbike. The Appalachian mountains were waiting
I forgot about college and worked on a potato farm. I figured you'd end up dead or in jail but you became quarterback for your high school football team for five years in a row
You hurt your ankle and got hit so many times you somehow turned out normal and got a job at a bank
Do you remember when you brought me a box of flour (x2)
https://youtu.be/r-KwOPh_haQ eddy Grant
https://youtu.be/37k45Z14AbQ
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