this movie for women and effeminate men, it shames me to watch it, I actually wanted to watch low budget 'trailer park Jesus' but wasn't allowed to....
since it's nauseating and disgustingly sickening schmaltzy nature is not worth treating on, we will 'phone in' a fakish review, thus dignifying anything good there might be in the hearts and minds of the conspirators of this wretched and insufferable stench...
the patutsies from somewhere in the Mediterranean are a backward and forgotten people from some obscure island.... They are essentially similar to balki from the tv sitcom 'perfect strangers'... Every fifty years they must congregate on their small Mediterranean island to slay the biggest pig on the island in an ancestral rite dating back millenia, thuman plays veronica patutsi, a much sought after Manhattanite fashionista.... She is shocked one day at work with a bunch of high flying fashionista executives by old man patutsi and his envoy of wretched and backward mountain people.... She is mortified as they track dirt into her executive suite and bring sheep with ringing neckbells .... Despite a shocking start, veronica embarks on a journey that will show her more about herself than she could ever guess.... Then a serial killer emerges and veronica finds herself trapped on a boat in patutsi harbor, now she'll have to get a gun and start gunning down an entire tribe, not just one person, of pattotsies, who are the ancestral rivals of the patutsis, kind of like the capulets and montagued [sic]
now drink some milk, watch some genocide and go to sleep...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wPWRMDatxAM
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