Tuesday, February 16, 2016

day at da cinema; parenting 101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2KHxPsBEQ

key parenting strategy: under 2 year old - arrange long car rides and occasional trips to cinema around nap times.... a tired kid can sleep through an entire loud movie -- use a baby bjorn to get your kid to sleep then lay your kid somewhere comfortable and then unclip it


key parenting strategy: kids' brains can soak up various languages.... if possible teach your kid two or more languages between 0 and 7 and then make sure they follow through on that linguistic input as teenagers by sending them abroad, otherwise their brains will parse out the neurons wired in early childhood if the linguistic neural pathways are not developed and reinforced as teens, this has been scientifically proven


howdy bitches..... today was a good day, being on holiday is just awesome, my back was absolutely killing me and already it's feeling better.... ill probably have to quit driving a bus when I go back to work on the 29th February because it started really hurting my back a lot about three weeks ago, incredibly painful............ despite it being a great day, I was disappointed when my wife told me some creepy, scary guy pulled over next to her around 6am on her way walking to the local train station which she does on Mondays and Tuesdays and Wednesdays to work five hours..... I called the cops in the afternoon and told her to explain the situation to them but she didn't want to deal with them because she had a prior experience which she didn't like............she's more interested to buy pepper spray or a knife to defend herself......... it's a pity because now she's going to have to take the car just to travel a third of a mile or whatever it is to the station........ i'd expect that in my hometown mount druitt, which is rough, but I was hoping with the moslem community here in auburn we could avoid that but not anymore...... tomorrow i'll have to walk her to the station with the kids in a pram (instead of letting them sleep) because the car has a trailer attached to it and it's not convenient for her to take it and park it at the station.............generally it's an inconvenience because it means I have to go to the station each of these workdays to grab the car, with my kid or kids.............. I tried getting the details from my wife so I could report them to the cops myself but at the end of the day, I couldn't ascertain for sure that the guy wasn't just pulling over next to her to ask for directions with no evil intent........... anyway, walking to the station here so early was spooking her and she just didn't let me know...... on the other hand, if the guy was meaning trouble i'd like to take his car keys and registration number and have him arrested and prosecuted.......... unfortunately, I don't think i'll be able to do that and he's managed to spook my wife and make her feel like she can't walk to the local train station --- who knows what kind of punk he is maybe he's spent time in jail already I don't know

let me tell you a story I once told a couple of Californian guys once in Bulgaria...... my sister was a kind of 'tart' as they say over in these parts, as a teenager..... I think she was humping the teenage boy next door when she was like 15 or something, in his backyard tent or something, I would have been around eight years old at the time, maybe I overheard someone mentioning it, I can't remember..........then apparently there was some drama at her high school as she was slutting around with some boy or boys and their girlfriend or girlfriends were feeling some kind of ire towards her and threatening her..... she told my father about it and he recommended getting a pen and putting it in their eye.........now my father wasn't saying this because he was a racist and the threatening girls were black, I might mention as an aside, that wasn't really relevant...........what was relevant to me was that was horrendous advice and the typical kind of thing my father would say.......... my Californian friends loved it because in their minds it was extremely 'un-lame'.............

however, I do approve of my wife getting a knife to defend herself........... i'm told if you stab someone in the lungs the blade should be held sideways otherwise it will become stuck between the rib-cages, if you plunge it in the lungs sideways you can pull it out again........... I wouldn't advize anyone to stab in the lungs as it means certain death............. once the lungs are punctured breathing becomes impossible and death follows shortly thereafter, therefore if you're using a knife to defend yourself try to stab in the cavity below the lungs or else in an arm, definitely avoid the face, neck and especially the lungs...... I would only advize stabbing as a final resort in the event that some stranger is trying to rape you or something like that..... if, like my wife, you have children to support and raise, you can't throw your life away to some total scumbag loser that belongs in jail so you should stab them, no doubt, and face whatever consequences later............ i'll try to explain to my wife how to stab someone and what kind of knife to carry (i.e., a switchblade)............. even in Bulgaria she was in the habit of carrying pepper spray

I got pepper sprayed once by cops and it really burns like hell, i'd definitely recommend that............ there was a case here a few months ago, some Indian lady was walking home late at night in Parramatta, the next town over, and she was accosted by a pacific islander or some guy that was described like that, she was talking to her daughter in India that was staying with her mom or something like that and they just heard: "stop! stop!" on the other end of the phone over in India and the line cut out --- the guy murdered the woman and got away with it, I don't think he was even arrested.... in which case, it could actually have been the very same guy that pulled over next to my wife this morning, scaring her........... I think i'll go to the cops and talk to them about it tomorrow --- I called them twice today about it, the second time to tell them not to come to my crib as my wife didn't want to talk to them


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