jew news with benji

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/world/middleeast/palestinian-fugitive-found-dead-outside-embassy-in-bulgaria.html


http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/world/middleeast/woman-81-to-sue-israeli-airline-over-seat-switch.html


this is a slam dunk case for Renee. If an ultra orthodox guy doesn't want to sit next to a woman on the el-al flight he can go sit in the restroom. He is entitled to lock himself in there the entire flight. If someone craps themselves as a result it's the airlines fault if they don't provide a suitable sanitary diaper in the event. This is the law.


let me tell you, one time around 14 years ago I was interested to approach the wailing wall and had to go through security. A female security guard (pretty sure she was hot, definitely wasn't a fatty) didn't like that my baguette had yeast in it. If some dumb shmuck doesn't like yeast, don't gas me for it, is benji's logical position. I made out to the woman that I didn't want to throw my food away which I needed, so to make it kosher she made me go through the women's entry, instead of the men's. Do you think benji gives a shit? The only annoying thing was that all the ultra orthodox Jews at the wall were groaning like drunken Australian test cricket fans losing a match. Yeast is awesome and so are hot arab women, get with the times. The case with Renee, she's too old to go trundling around for some shmuck, she should clearly win her case. Just sayin'


look at this case: Just this week, in a different but related situation, an ultra-Orthodox man created a disturbance on an El Al flight from Warsaw to Tel Aviv to protest the screening of “Truth,” starring Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford, a movie he deemed immodest, the Israeli newspaper Yediot Aharonot reported.


if the guy cannot avoid seeing the queen of shmucks head on like twenty different tv screens just by opening his eyes, they should definitely can the movie, noone needs the queen of shmucks forced onto them unreasonably.


that's two for two, or three for three if you count the baguette. Being an arbitrator is fun, let's have more cases soon maybe, or whatever.