Friday, February 27, 2015

movie review: crazy, stupid love (2011), gosling, carrell

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1570728/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll


this movie stinks, imagine a bunch of Hungarians migrate to new York city on a big boat in 1890.... Everyone in section c, aisle d, is genetically gay and all of their offspring are genetically bound to be gay for a scientific surety

this movie features the offspring of section c, aisle d, in 2011, trying to engage in regular heterosexual relations after Anglicizing their names, interbreeding with non Hungarian racial stock and foregoing Hungarian religious traditions, etc, the Hungarians are doomed as their gay genes dominate and their attempts at heterosexual relationships are doomed to failure.... This is considered comedic

better things to do instead of wasting 90 minutes dumbing yourself down watching this pile of dumbness include:

1) stubbing your toe painfully, ten times in a row

2) smelling white out potentially less damaging to the brain

3) staring at a wall

4) watch bugs, insects, etc, go about their business in a garden

5) write a letter to the filmmakers indicating your dissappointment

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