it was rumored that it was during shaving sessions that Netanyahu's toy panda, which he brought with him everywhere, sometimes spoke to him...
"that wasn't very nice, making Nancy Pelosi cry like that, how could you be so condascending towards the intelligence of the united states?", asked the panda
"oh that? Come on bear, big girls don't cry-yi-yi, they don't cry, big girls don't cry, a do wop wop," responded the elected Israeli leader while towel drying his face. "how's your k-pop song going?"
"yogi, yogi, kimchi, bulgolki," responded the bear as a drip, dripping punctuated the darkness after the room was vacated and the light turned out.
anyhoo, from spiffy looking to crazy homeless looking, caught Serbia's finance minister talking outdoors with a journalist in the snow and honestly the guy looked like a crazy homeless guy that someone had put into nice clothes... Keep an eye out for that.... In the news from Spain's national provider, the Israelis are regularly cast as bad boy oppressors.... The threat of getting a rectal cavity exam by Israeli Airport workers will discourage tourists, most of whom are confused, misguided Christians anyway... Definitely a relationship similar to the English and native Australians, the arab Israeli relationship
ok next, sons of liberty, looks real entertaining no question, however people on imdb are saying it's grossly inaccurate historically... Will have to try some reading, eg., just on wikipedia.... Don't really know much about the topic
finally, some fallon bashing, just because... Please note, do not take these jokes personally to the point of feeling suicidal Jimmy....
q, what should you do if Jimmie fallon sneezes on you?
a, wash it off immediately so you won't catch dumb
q, what should you do if you catch dumb off Jimmie Fallon?
a, go to sleep immediately, hopefully it will go away
q, why did the chicken cross the road?
a, to get away from Jimmie Fallon so she wouldn't catch dumb off him
q, how many times should you run head first without a helmet into a brick wall in order to be dumber than Jimmie Fallon?
a, i ('i' is an imaginary number) x 10 with a little 3 above the ten
q, a blonde and Jimmie Fallon jump off a cliff, who hits the ground first?
a, the blonde, Fallon has to stop for a manicure
off topic, there was a regular journalist on pbs newshour with Gwen eiffle recently, kind of tubbyish looking white boy, he was wearing a checkered red collared shirt and a bold red tie... It reminded me of the placemats at pizza hut (pizza slut) when i was a little kid in mount Druitt... Seeing that guys pizza hut looking shirt and that serviette looking tie made me want to sit on his trunk with the whole family for some delicious pizza, that would have been odd though
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