Monday, March 16, 2015

movie review: do you believe, 2015, mira sorvino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTXzV6pcErk&feature=youtu.be


mira sorvino plays a doctor of theology and comparative religion who is invited by a considerable large Christian church to deliver a sermon.... Many notable members of society will be there along with religious academics and invited members of other faiths, the occasion is kwanza day.... Sorvino's character (she has one) delves into various religious studies seeking rare pearls of truth, unfortunately, after spending so much time, approximately the first third of the movie researching her speech, the unthinkable happens: one of her teenage son's friends replaces her speech with the complete lyrics of nwa's "she swallowed it" song (see below) and then puts the daterape drug in her breakfast sushi in her lunchbox

the next day at Church, the unthinkable happens and sorvino's character, Vinnie, recites the entire nwa "she swallowed it" song unwittingly, under the influence of the date rape drug... Amazingly, noone stops her and people react differently, some with glee, most with shock.... Cnn carries the entire sermon which is seen in times square in nyc and at the start of a rodeo in Texas.... Don Lemon makes a noteworthy cameo, remarking on her sermon, generally, pandemonium breaks out and a huge debate on teenage morality ensues Vinnie flees to Azerbaijan to escape the glare of public attention but is accosted there by travelling camel merchants and decides to go home and face the music

three and a half stars



God damn, now lick my balls, oh shit.
[Bitch] You like that?
 Put 'em off
[Bitch] It's good?
 Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn
 Shit I said suck the mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit!
[Narrator]
 Has this ever happend to you?
 Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick?
 Does she know how to suck a dick?
 Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy
 NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick."
[Bitch]
 Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick
 next you gently lick it up and down, then insert it into the mouth
 Take it slow, don't rush it, and before you know it ..
 SPLASH!
[Eazy-E]
 It goes one for the treble, two for the bass
 She got nut all over her face
 Kick kick it ...
[MC Ren]
 Slow is the tempo, and Ren is gonna flow
 As I produce and illustrate you to a ho'
 Cought on the late night, Stampin' on the base-pipe
 She's a hype to get you on the late flight
 But back in school she was a cutie, yo
 Then after graduation started givin' up the booty
 In school, stuck her head in a feather
 Every time I asked her what's the time
 It was never ever what she would talk to the Ren I'm sayin'
 I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
 But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
 Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz nappy-heads and all dirty
 And she's gettin pimped by a nigga that's thirty
 I saw her hangin' in the alley
 Raggin to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
 All by herself, doin' on the hoe stroll
 Comin back home late night with the bankroll
 You know a bitch like that makes me sick
 But I've heard that she sucks a good dick
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 "What do you want me to do with it?"
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it [yeaahh..]
[MC Ren]
 At a high school dance -
 Me and the niggaz bailed in
 I saw her sittin' with her friends, With the clan,
 So sexy, thought she was all that
 She would'nt even look it up because we wore the black hat
 She was a stuck-up bitch on the public floor
 But an instant prostitute behind closed doorz
 On the streets she's a late night feature - walkin home from school
 I saw her suckin a niggaz dick, under the bleacher
 She saw me and she ran and tried to hide her face
 But a bitch full of nut could'nt escape in the chase
 A disgrace, If I ever ever saw her
 There was'nt a nigga on the block
 Late at night not gettin' done
 So she begged me not to tell a soul
 Then I said of course
 cause my dick yo it's harder than a totem pole
 Then again it don't concern me
 Cuz there's a slight chance if I fuck she might burn me
 And then I might have to shoot de ho'
 I mean checkin' with de quickness just to let her know
 But to prevent from gettin' sick -
 I would just prefer to let her come and suck my dick
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 But does she suck a good dick?
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it [yeaahh..]
[MC Ren]
 Now I was at a club on a late late Sunday
 Peepin' at the bitches 'till the next day Monday
 Had a couple of drinks, so I was feeling good
 And suddenly I saw this bitch who lives in my neighborhood
 She went to church every week so now I locked her
 She was at the end of the bar gettin' fucked up
 Back at the house she was bitch n' be ignorin
 And when she start to talk the ho' was kinda borin
 Yo, but now I got to dawn, see
 Now she's dancin' on the floor with a skirt and no panties on
 Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker
 I already got my plans -
 Just while I'm a take her to a room
 But yo I mean a rest room
 And stick my dick in her mouth like a wet broom
 So I grabbed her hand and she's with it
 Oh and when she turned sobber should'nt have had admit it
 So while she's dropped I'd better get it quick
 And see for myself if she sucks a good dick ..
[Chorus]
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 "What do you want me to do with it?"
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 Lick de big dick, baby, I wanna fuck this one
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 It's the world's biggest dick
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 But does she suck a good dick?
 Don't matter just don't bite it
 She swallowed it
[Outro]
 "So there you have it - a job well done,
 but for now let me get back to what I was doing"
 She swallowed it .. She swallowed it ..
 Get it all baby, suck this dick, suck this dick for daddy
 suck this diiiiiick
 oh, she swallowed it .. get it all, suck this dick for daddy ..
 Hey mothafuck, I want you to suck Dre's dick,
 Then I want you to suck Yella dick
 You already sucked Ren's dick ..
 YOU BOYZ ARE DISGUSTING!
 Just suck my dick bitch

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