sorry about that last review, it was written for Irish folks, coz of st Patricks day ... The Irish are confused, drunken gibberers, possibly due to chronic inbreeding, so perhaps that last review made sense to them, praise the god of kwanza, next we have two movie reviews:
the reluctant fundamentalist, the cia lights on a plan to kerb psycho behavior in Pakistan by arranging a mile wide aerial flyover of B52s to systematically cover Pakistan with leaflets discouraging the people to reproduce with their first cousins due to genetic abnormalities.... Kate Hudson is Kurt Russell's daughter
red state: some pleasant Christians are minding their own business when three randy deanagers come looking for a foursome with one of the church's women.... The Church has access to pea-shooters which are essentially hollowed out pens that they can fill with spitballs of paper and blow on the deanagers to discourage their obtrusive behavior based on their wild libidos.... The Church are mindful of jesus' fantastically non violent position, especially with regard to the part of the gospels where he magically heals a roman soldier's ear after Peter cuts it badly in a frenzy of passionate defence. Therefore the Church are reluctant to shoot even a spitball however the three boys continue in their demand for orgiastic sex with the moderate preachers humble and friendly daughter.... Finally the ATF arrive seeking assurances that nobody under eighteen is smoking tobacco, disaster ensues
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